[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

A long time ago, I was a pure and kind little loli.At that time, I had many fantasies about the "outside world".

I think it's full of princes and princesses, or at least a few knights; it's better to live a happy and good life every day, drink coke and eat meat (yes, I was so self-willed when I was a child), and then have I read a lot of comic books; if I can, I will forget all the subjects I should learn and concentrate on drawing comics.I even wrote these down in my diary.

This is my pure fantasy.But life taught me: the ideal is plump, but the reality is as skinny as a beauty in the Song Dynasty. (╯□╰)

The fact is that, although spiritually and materially, there are many differences between the outside world and China.But in terms of cruelty, it's actually not different.

If you don’t have profound knowledge or a cheerful personality, no one will pay attention to you. The lesson in the book of ideology and morality is correct: "You must have the ability to learn for life..."; racial discrimination, once I met it, it was as disgusting as swallowing a fly; the environment is not suitable I have to work hard to adjust, otherwise I will be the one who suffers... The most important thing is that the prince and princess are not even fantasy... I think it is probably a fantasy.

As for my other two fantasies, they are purely nonsensical, and I think they are ridiculously cute when I read them.

How could I be so naive back then...drinking Coca-Cola and eating meat did come true, but this is too weird, I will have a stomachache==

I still remember that before going abroad, my father and I chatted while eating hot pot. He said: "The fairy tale world is written for children. You have not really entered the society. It is not easy to learn after 19 years. It is good to go out .”

I deeply agree.

It's just that I never thought that there are creatures like Sheldon in the world.And I succeeded, successfully persuaded him to come out.

This is also something I never thought about.

Never thought about it.

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I took Sheldon out, feeling like overturning a boiling pot.I can say with certainty that the wisdom of the working people is invincible, and the wisdom of the proletariat is also invincible.The corners of my mouth curled up in a very proud way, laughing and laughing, thank you losers for their reverent gazes, I feel really...

super cool.

Shelton arrogantly "apologized" to several stunned people, and by the way tried to blow Howard's head off with his eyes.Howard tilted his head helplessly, with a tendency to roll his eyes in his big eyes, and his mouth opened slightly, probably because he was very speechless.

Bernadette quickly invited us to the table for dinner, Shelton stared, asked cautiously and carefully: "Thai food? No mustard? Borscht with sausage? Um, I don't trust your hygienic practices ,please forgive."

Hearing what he said, I rolled my eyes lightly and slightly... Really...

I'm eating a green salad and it's delicious.I can no longer eat meat, or I will really have a stomach flu.

American meat is so cheap and very hygienic!I love meat the most, but I can't binge eat it.My stomach has been bad since I was a child. Once I ate too much beef jerky made at home, and my stomach hurt. Since then, a happy and healthy stomach has said goodbye to me.

Alas, whose childhood was not stupid.I don't believe Sheldon's childhood was super mature.

No, he is not mature yet.

I felt Sheldon staring at me.

What does this guy want to do again.I stared back and asked him with a smile, "What are you doing, Sheldon?"

I eat vegetables to save myself. If he dares to tell me about a balanced diet, I will come and give him a "fallible theory" version of the knowledge lecture.I'm not good at messing around, but when I was with Sheldon, this ability suddenly improved dramatically-I especially liked watching him deflated.

That made me feel as happy as eating the long-awaited pineapple bread.

Shelton blinked, held the spoon in one hand, and said solemnly: "Cado, let me remind you kindly, if you know that the calories of the salad mixed in two bowls of vegetables are equivalent to a cup of oil, if you eat too much, you will be like Pei." Ni is now as rich in fat, then you will stop immediately and eat a little high-fiber food..."

"Sheldon!!" Petunia yelled, clenching her fists and collapsing.

"Sheldon!!" Leonard held his forehead and shouted weakly.

"..." Convinced, really convinced, Sheldon's level of hatred is really not covered.People who say that other people—especially women—have gained weight deserve to be hated.I stood firmly on Penny's side and defended women's rights. I looked up at him at a 45-degree angle and looked at him with my nostrils, playing a fallacious style, "That's plump and sexy! Dr. Cooper, you won't understand!"

Petunia and I looked at each other affectionately, and we both found revolutionary friendship in each other's eyes.

Sheldon seemed to be offended again, and said "hey" in a breathy voice, "I'm sorry, I don't understand? My aesthetics are normal,"—"Ghosts believe it." Howard muttered—"I understand What is 'plump', and I also understand that Howard's body with a fat rate of less than 3% is tragic!"

"Hey, Sheldon!!" Howard, who was gloating and watching the show, spread his hands in surprise, "Why did you get me involved?!"

……Should!

I ate the rest of the vegetable salad in two or three bites. After he said that, I actually lost my appetite, but there must be no leftovers.Mother, a cup of oil, I really want to choose not to believe him.

Bernadette and Penny tried to drag me to the movies.Sisters, your weekends are weekends, but I still have to draw manuscripts on weekends.Not to mention being dragged off to training by Sheldon yesterday, and going to the pet hospital in the morning.

I really have to rush to the draft.

Comrade Alyssa, the editor-in-chief, said that at least five issues of drawings should be kept, which I think is very reasonable.

So, I had to say goodbye to Penny and Bernadette and take Leonard and Sheldon home.

As the car started, Shelton gushed, fastening his seatbelt: "You know what's the safest way to jump off a moving train? Jump backward facing the direction the car was going! Because that's It is to reduce the speed brought by inertia. However, as a friendly reminder, it is best not to try it lightly. According to the experience of a great and wise person, you are likely to hit your arm on the stones on the side of the road when you jump off. The flow doesn't stop, even if the train is just moving."

He curled his mouth down, looking very innocent.

At first glance, he tried it himself, and he boasted so obviously.I couldn't help looking at him through the rearview mirror, that handsome praying mantis, what a smart boy.

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The scenery outside the car window quickly reversed, Sheldon was still talking, and Leonard interacted with each other from time to time.Occasionally, there was contempt for my IQ and education, and I refuted it without hesitation.The result is a lose-lose situation.

Alas, this pleasant journey...... When will it end!

However, I no longer feel the initial distaste I felt for him.

I look at Sheldon and Leonard, then turn my head out of the window.In fact, the train of life is moving forward so slowly, which is also very good.

I don’t think about unhappy things, I concentrate on painting, and interact with people with a happy mood. After a year or two, I will look at my work. If I am okay, I will stay. Even if I return to China, I will have a job experience.

This is enough.

The author has something to say: the review task is tight, and there is too little time to update the text. From today... I will ask for leave T^T

Returns on June [-]

QAQ Please don't give up! ! !On June [-]th, the nest will come back for daily updates! !

It is possible that I will do more, but not much.Rigeng is really not a dream~Waiting QAQ

Please indulge me one last time.This is the last time it's been that long.

PS. Regarding the character defect of the daughter of the Wo family, it is probably a fan of the authorities. I can't find it out. Please let me know.