[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

I stood there bewildered, heart beating like a drum.

I stared blankly at Sheldon, he covered his mouth and looked at me a little bit stupefied, his eye circles were already red.

"She..." I couldn't help but want to apologize to him, although I also think I'm a villain! ...he will never forgive me.

Sheldon gave me one last look, and I couldn't see anything in his eyes, which made me even more frightened.He turned around quickly, took out the key, opened the door, and slammed the door hard.

With a sound of "touch", I clenched my hands involuntarily.

I slowly lowered my head and stared at the toes of my shoes.

...what did I just do.Brain congestion!Irrational!Extremely childish! !I can't wait to throw myself down from here, and then go back to 1 minute ago beyond the speed of light.What the hell am I thinking! !

My ears were ringing, and I raised my head slowly. They all looked at me in complete astonishment, without saying anything.

"...I got into trouble, didn't I." The voice turned into a strange tone, and I opened my eyes wide and said in disbelief.

They nodded tacitly and silently, and I sighed and covered my face.

This time I was really wrong.

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Penny and Leonard ran to comfort Sheldon who was hurt by me. I thought painfully, this time I did too irrationally, and the completely unnecessary actions still appeared in my actions. This will definitely hurt Sheldon's heart .And Bernadette, Howard, and Raj rushed to my house, tried their best to instill Sheldon's likes and dislikes for me, and gave me advice.In Howard's words, "blindly apologizing to Sheldon is useless, the key is to find a suitable method".

At this time, I trust Sheldon's close friends more. What they say largely determines whether I can successfully dispel Sheldon's resentment and hatred towards me.My distaste for him is almost gone now because he's the victim!He is the victim! !

... I feel so remorseful that I want to bump my head to death.

"...OK, this is Sheldon's basic likes and dislikes." Howard ordered a large quarto paper on my drawing board, and wrote a bunch of things densely. "We still need to expand more details. These Just remember, Raj and I have made several specific apology plans!"

I make fists with both hands, and I must write them all down! Bernadette brought me honey water, I downed it in one gulp, and took a deep breath.

"Calm down! Work hard!" Bernadette cheered me up, and I nodded at her, looking at Sheldon's plethora of "basic" likes and dislikes with the seriousness I used to memorize the college entrance examination back then.A total of 53 items are listed!Plus Sheldon's weekly recipes!I gritted my teeth, in order to make him forgive me, I confessed!

Howard and Raj discussed quietly in the restaurant, took another quarto sketch paper and drew in circles.Here, Bernadette and I are trying to remember almost everything about Sheldon. Bernadette will help me ask questions every 5 minutes, 1 questions each time.In the first 15 minutes, I almost couldn't answer two or three questions. After nearly a hundred squats that tortured my body and mind, and I couldn't even straighten my legs, my memory potential fully exploded, and I answered 15 questions in 53 minutes. Remember to memorize melons, keep them in mind, and memorize his fixed menu.

So people's potential is infinite, it just depends on how much you develop.

Bernadette was scary, and I really wanted to ask Sheldon's forgiveness-be brave, if I don't want him to be more unwilling, it doesn't matter if I am responsible-so the progress of this recitation is very fast.

Howard and Raj's plans were quickly enumerated. They pinned it to another drawing board, circled the recommended plans with red markers, and circled the plans to be used with blue markers.I remembered one by one, countless possibilities flashed in my mind, no matter what!I slapped my pen on the coffee table fiercely, I have to apologize for being despised by him!

I don't want to be a scumbag!

Yes, his contempt for my profession made me so upset that I wanted to push him straight from the floor of the fourth floor to the first floor, but that didn't excuse me for doing so.I think the actions just now are simply mentally handicapped, beat him with a bag, kicked his feet, screamed and put on his fingernails a series of national curses that foreigners can't understand, at worst he spit at him! (Note) These are all available!Blood rushed to my head to do such a low IQ and low EQ behavior, I can't wait to completely delete the memory just now!

I subconsciously don't want to see him, but it's impossible!

It would be a big mistake to traumatize him psychologically, and it would most likely leave a shadow in his mind.I struggled with it, and finally decided on option one, which seemed the most feasible.

My heart is beating like a drum, what will he think of me?Will he be hurt by this heart?

Why am I so vile, so vulgar?

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"No.18, No.20 one, No.40 three, recite it again!" Bernadette said sternly.I answered reflexively: "Sheldon doesn't drink cocoa in months without an R; don't pronounce the sound 't' in front of him; don't enter his room casually!"

Bernadette relaxed: "Okay, you can go in."

I'm holding a cup of hot cocoa in my long-cherished Batman water glass, and I've gone too far before, and I'm going to have to put my heart and soul into it.Standing outside the 4A gate, Howard said to me: "Anyway, come on. I have to say, you are so sharp today! I admire you."

Bernadette is still sweet - this was before I saw her loud voice - she whispered to me, "Come on, Sheldon is not so unreasonable."

I nodded to them, then looked at Raj, who looked at me aggrieved, as if he didn't know what to do. "Oh, come on, Raj has selective mutism," Bernadette said.I smiled quickly, and gently pushed open the door of 4A.

Penny stood at the door with a bad complexion, she said helplessly, "It's been more than an hour, and Sheldon still locked himself in the room and refused to come out." She gave me a sympathetic look, "Leonard has been talking to him, He just doesn't say a word."

My face is hot.

"I'll do it." I took a deep breath and told myself that I must face it, "I will have a good talk with Sheldon and apologize to him."

Penny looked at me with ambiguous eyes, and I gave her a bitter expression of "stop thinking about it", and walked in the door softly.

Leonard stood in the corridor, he looked at me with encouraging eyes, and said when I passed by, "Sheldon is very sensitive," I nodded knowingly, and walked towards his room step by step.

I gently knocked on the door: "Sheldon?"

The room was very silent. At this moment, the whole room was very silent. I finally understood what it was like in the legend that you can hear a needle drop.Not discouraged, I knocked on the door lightly: "Comeon, Sheldon, I'm here to apologize to you, can you come out? Let's have a good talk."

He still didn't speak, and I could even hear his rapid breathing through the door.The cocoa will be cold in a while. I am carrying a cup and carrying a sports bag on my back.It's not an option to just stand outside like this now!If Sheldon doesn't come out and talk, I can't implement my plan...

Be ruthless, you can only provoke him one more time.

"Sheldon Cooper! I tell you! The thing I hate the most is monkeys, oh yes, and koalas!!" I didn't dare to say trains. According to Howard, Sheldon hates people making jokes about trains the most.

The sound of inhalation came from the living room, and I took two steps back, holding the cup tightly and waiting.

The door "squeaks" to be opened! Sheldon Cooper looked down at me with a cold face.

"... ignorant people can only talk nonsense!"

He said in a nasal voice, and I immediately lowered my head, "Sorry Sheldon, I shouldn't have said that."

Sheldon turned and walked away without even looking at me, and I followed immediately, pulling my foot back the moment I stepped into his room.He turned and glared at me: "Close the door!"

"Oh please Sheldon! I'm here to apologize! Can you come out and we can talk face to face?" I begged, "I also poured you hot cocoa, it's December and you can drink it!"

Sheldon just repeated himself: "Say it again, close the door!!"

I looked at the doorknob in embarrassment, opened the bag I was carrying, and took out a thick booklet from it: "Sheldon, I also brought the "Complete Book of Trains" I drew by myself. The electric locomotive I love, this is for you!" Fortunately, I had a dissertation on the analysis of train illustrations in college, and I drew a booklet to collect information. I have been reluctant to stay in China, and now I can only reluctantly give up. .

Sheldon seemed a little moved. He turned his head slightly to look at the booklet in my hand, then turned his head away and said in a low voice, "I don't want it!...Take your alms quickly!"

You really don't want it?I had to take out another one, "Sheldon, I also prepared a copy of "The Species and Habits of Monkeys" for you, also for you." This is what Raj just went downstairs to buy from the bookstore opposite.

Sheldon looked even more shaken, but continued to tell me forcefully, "I'm not going to accept a gift from a mediocrity!"

I hesitated, and slowly stepped into his room.

"Get out!" Sheldon said immediately.

I ignored him and walked over to his cupboard.He continued to drive me away with words, and I put the two books on the cabinet, his voice dropped suddenly, and then he said loudly, "What are you doing! I won't want it!"

I slowly withdrew: "I forced it to you. Although I know you won't want it, I still want to give it to you."

Sheldon is very satisfied with my whitewashing of him, as if his acceptance of my book is tolerance for my unreasonable demands.He was also satisfied with the fact that I immediately exited his room, and he didn't speak so coldly: "Well, then I have to reluctantly accept it—it's because of my generosity!"

I smiled stiffly, only to remember that I still had a cup of hot cocoa in my hand, and entered his room again without going through my brain: "Oh yes, there is another cup of hot cocoa—" I reached out and handed it over.

"I don't know how to drink!" Sheldon pushed me vigorously, but obviously we all miscalculated the length of Sheldon's arm. When I stretched out my hand to him and he refused at the same time, I really didn't expect that cup Cocoa would be spilled, Sheldon's rug would be spilled with cocoa, and my clothes would be sprinkled with cocoa.

I suddenly thought of a way.

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8.18:

This afternoon, my classmate went out with a certain Yan, and I haven’t seen you for a long time, so I had to finish Chapter No.17 first==

Will update tomorrow!Sorry everyone~~~

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