[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

The next evening, I turned up a small bucket of honey from a box I hadn't opened since it showed up in my house!How lucky!I hurriedly took it out, only to realize that it was mailed by my mother more than two months ago. At that time, I was in a daze, and I didn't even take it apart to take a look.Take it out right away, it crystallizes a bit, that's purely normal.It can be used when soaking honey water and oatmeal, great!

I excitedly took a spoon and dug a spoonful into the water. It is a pure natural drink, healthy and delicious.

"Dong dong!"

Not that mantis brother.I put down the spoon and ran to open the door: "Coming!"

The door opened, and there were Penny and Bernadette standing outside.

"Oh, hi!" Penny greeted me with hands tied, "Are you free now?"

"Oh, oh, of course, please come in." I beckoned the two to come in.What is the situation?Friends and family came to persuade me and Sheldon to reconcile?

"Hello," Bernadette smiled at me, and I quickly asked them to sit down on the sofa.

"Actually, let's come... Wow, those shoes of yours are so beautiful!" Penny just said halfway, when she was attracted by a gray rabbit fur ankle boot that I put next to the shoe cabinet, she pulled me excitedly and said, "That's Belle's latest 2012 model, isn't it?"

Bernadette also looked at me in amazement: "Ohmygod! That's socute!"

"Yes, yes!" I said, "This one is beautiful and inexpensive, I bought it from the mall two weeks ago!"

"Penny and I also wanted to buy a pair!" Bernadette said happily, "But I didn't have them when I came back the next day, and I never went to the mall again."

"Really? It's great!" My eyes lit up, "I still have two pairs of beautiful shoes, how about you take a look at them for me?"

"Ohyes! I'll go downstairs and bring the few pairs of shoes I just bought. How about we pick them together and go shopping?" Penny suddenly became interested in shopping, and Bernadette nodded in agreement: "OK! Xu Kaduo, yes ?"

"Of course!" I originally planned to go shopping with Dou Xiaoyi and Huang Moyu on the weekend to buy the clothes I saw last time, but now I can finish it ahead of schedule!Bernadette and I went to my closet and Penny went downstairs to bring up her new shoes.I smack my tongue, this is too exaggerated!so many!

"OK, youknow, I can't resist buying good-looking shoes. Every time I go out, I have to hesitate which pair to wear...sweety, help me choose a pair!" Penny put her hands together and said helplessly.I raised my eyebrows, looking at the huge pile of shoes, all kinds of styles and high heels, Penny's is simply heaven!

"Um, I love this pair!" I fiddled with it until I finally settled on a pair of brown lace wedges. Bernadette immediately took my hand: "I said yes!! Penny still doesn't believe it."

"Allright, I just... just think this pair of shoes is a little too tender, will I be too childish?" Penny picked up the pair of shoes, "I'm going to be 30 years old!"

"Pretending to be young is the trend." I definitely copied what Dou Xiaoyi said a few days ago, "And, Penny, you don't look like a 30-year-old at all."

"Oh, thank you, Xu Kaduo!" Penny said excitedly.

Bernadette asked about my occupation: "Where do you work? - OK, I work in a pharmaceutical company, Penny, Penny is still in school."

"Ow, go to school? Is it for Leonard?" She must be working in a restaurant, right?This is beyond my understanding.

"Yeah, sure...Maybe..." Bernadette bumped Penny with her arm, "Right, Penny?"

"I just don't want people to see me...Um, I'm not good enough for Leonard...you know, he's smart...smart and scary." Penny shrugged, "Then I'll wear a pair, if it doesn't look good...you know Consequences, huh?"

I suddenly felt that Penny and Sheldon had a vague similarity. Could it be that they had been together for too long, so there was a switch between their personalities.Bernadette and I nodded with certainty: "Of course!"

The two of them finally decided to check out my closet. Bernadette said in surprise: "Xu Kaduo, your clothes are so bright, can you wear these when you go to work?" I spread my hands: "Well, I don't sit in the office. It's more exaggerated than me."

This aroused their curiosity, and Bernadette first guessed: "Hmm...you're a writer?"

Very close, I replied: "Almost."

I am very confident that they can guess my occupation. After all, the beginning is so good, and I can think of it as a cartoonist at random.But after thinking about it for a long time, the two couldn't think of any other answer.

"Cartoonist, it's a cartoonist!" I broke down, "Aren't writers and cartoonists very similar!"

Both Penny and Bernadette seemed taken aback: "Impossible! You mean... a cartoonist like Stuart?"

Stuart?This name passed in my mind for a second, and I recalled that it seemed to be the man who opened a comic shop downstairs. "Yes... right..."

Their expressions became more puzzled.I am in a fog.

I put on the wedge shoes I bought last year and the light gray sweater I bought a few days ago. Bernadette said that I would look beautiful in that plaid skirt, so I put it on immediately. Penny ran home and wore a short dress with thighs exposed!

"Jesus!" Bernadette yelled, "Penny, aren't you cold?"

"For the sake of beauty, this can be tolerated." Penny insisted.

I admire her so much!I'm also wearing thick leggings, won't Penny be freezing if she doesn't wear anything?

"Okay, okay, seeing how scared you are..." Penny said helplessly, "I will wear leggings, the half-cut ones... Make sure to show your thighs!"

I swallowed, very good, now I finally understand how a trendy girl is made. Bernadette and I looked at each other and saw the meaning of "Penny is possessed" in each other's eyes...

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I don't even understand how things got to this point.So they should want to talk to me, right?Why did it become a situation where three good friends went out shopping? Penny went home to get her bag, and Bernadette and I stood at the door chatting.

"What on earth are you guys coming to my house tonight?" I asked confused, and Bernadette said, carrying her bag, "It's actually for Sheldon."

really.I think they are still very good to their good sister Sheldon, and they help him with everything—it’s just that they are tempted by material things today ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"...Sorry, I really don't understand why we have to go to that comic shop? Stuart's comic shop is terrible, but he gave us a 4% discount!" Sheldon's voice came from the opposite side, I really heard his voice before seeing him.Then the door of [-]A was opened, and four gentlemen came out of the house.

"Sheldon, but today Stuart is sick..." Raj started!I was a little excited to hear his voice.When he saw me and Bernadette standing at the door, his voice suddenly changed, "...is...sick..."

Sheldon saw me and started glaring at me viciously.I leaned against the door, ignoring the best blows he could get.Sure enough, he was upset, as if it was normal for me to cry bitterly because of him.

"Hello, Leonard, Howard, Raj..." I said, my brain racing, thinking about how to make Sheldon even more angry, "Oh, by the way, and this Mr. Cooper who has a temperament like selling plasters."

"Ahem!" Leonard choked, coughing desperately. Howard immediately turned his head to see Sheldon's next expression.

Sheldon looked like he wanted to throw me down the stairs. He retorted: "If my temperament is a skin plaster, then you are selling bootleg CDs! ... Bernadette!" He shouted angrily, "You How can you mess with her!"

Sheldon reprimanded Howard: "Howard, please take care of your wife, she is likely to be corrupted by some guy and you will see her selling pirated CDs on the street in the future!"

"Oh, no, Sheldon, I think Bernadette's salary is enough to escape the fate of selling pirated CDs..." Howard said seriously, "...Raj! Please! She's waiting for you there! Can you hurry up and give She came to 'a hair of love'?!"

"... Oh, where are you going?" Penny came out of the room, and she looked at us in surprise, who were filled with the smell of gunpowder.

"Hi, Penny! Look at how degraded you are now!" Sheldon pointed at Penny, "Your taste was already very bad! But now it has dropped by at least ten percent!"

Penny glanced at Sheldon calmly: "Shutup, Sheldon."

"OK," Leonard came out to adjust, "Where are you guys going?"

"Let's go shopping. Are you going to a comic shop?" Penny glanced at them, "Well, I'll introduce you to a comic artist—"

The four gentlemen stared at each other, and I think Sheldon still despises my profession.

"This is Xu Kaduo!"

"Oh, No~~~" Sheldon held his forehead, "Please! Don't refresh my contempt for people who study art. It should be said that all people who study art, such as Stuart, for example-you, Xu Kaduo, are like that ridiculous."

"OK, Xu Cardo, ignore Sheldon..." Bernadette and Penny whispered in my ear. "Sheldon, shut up!" Bernadette said sharply.Obediently, what a stern voice.I was so scared that my legs trembled and I almost fell to the ground.

I glanced at Sheldon, thinking that I must find a way to deal with Sheldon once and for all.Well, it should be said that there is nothing else in my brain other than "kill him kill him".

I feel hotheaded, here I go again... I always do!

"bump!!!"

He even insulted my profession!Unforgivable! ! !

I slammed the bag hard at Sheldon Cooper, hitting him in the chest and bouncing back to the ground in a graceful arc.

"Oh!!! Xu Kaduo!!!"

I don't know what kind of evil I got, and I didn't respond to his anger, and my eyes were a little red when I looked outside.I just ran over viciously, grabbed Sheldon's neck with all my might, raised my foot and kicked his calf, and at the same time slammed my mouth into his! !

I don't know what I was thinking, I didn't even think about it at the time, I just acted on instinct.This is the most disgusting behavior I can think of, childish and shameless to the extreme—so much so that when I realized what I was doing, the only thought I had was to kill myself directly.

The world is silent.

I'm stiff from the fingers, standing in front of Sheldon, staring at the ground, not daring to look.

I thought Sheldon was going to come right up and beat me up, and I was prepared to get hit and not fight back - I was wrong!I was so wrong! ! —but he didn't say a word.

I raised my head slowly, Sheldon Cooper covered his mouth, and there was a trace of red in his eyes.

... I got into big trouble.

I froze in place, my head gradually regaining consciousness.

I am too much.

The author has something to say: Very good, this is the rhythm! !The next chapter will almost be reconciled hahahahaha! ! !

Daughter, please think twice next time you do something, so you can cause trouble hahaha deserve it [Hey hey hey! !

I'm stuck today, I don't know why... =. = far eye

Now that we are about to reconcile, we must prepare for JQ, male second, prepare!

Abnormal Tupu mood children's shoes painting beautiful pictures! !So beautiful! ! ...The only downside is, it's a little small, right...

Then treat her as a 16-year-old heroine!Um! [Hey, I'm ten years behind ==

Pictured above!

Some relatives said that the setting of the female protagonist kissing the male protagonist is unreasonable. In fact, I struggled with it for a long time, substituting the scene many times before deciding to code it out.

Words can't hurt him, I can only think about how to hurt him physically... Orz, is my heroine a domineering president? !

The hostess is very regretful, she will make up for Sheldon, if you know your mistakes, correct them

Cardo is not sane, and her career is very important to her!

Therefore, after struggling for a long time, I decided on this setting. After all, this has existed in the outline from the beginning, but there is only hesitation.

If the heroine is sorry to the hero, then the heroine will apologize first and then reconcile, otherwise it will be very difficult to reconcile~

If you feel that the setting is wrong... please don't flog the Lun family mercilessly~ Kneel down in sorrow