[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Standing arrogantly in the middle of the living room, Sheldon said with a look of disdain to talk to me: "First of all, I have to let you understand that I was able to come here because I was forced to do so." I didn't answer, and Sheldon didn't wait for me to answer. The meaning of going down, continued, "So, this is not a conversation of equals."

Go alone!I said in my heart, moved a chair for him, and put it in a place facing the air conditioner.I smiled generously: "Please sit down."

As expected, Sheldon didn't want to sit down. He gave me a disdainful look, turned his head and said, "Sorry, I won't sit down. I haven't checked the best point of this room yet, and I don't want to sit down and talk to you." You crap - can we hurry up?"

I smiled purely: "I'm sorry, since you come to my house, you have to abide by the rules here." He stared at me suddenly, I ignored him, "The rules here are that if the master invites you to sit down, you must not sit down." Do not sit down, and must sit in the seat designated by the host."

Sheldon looked at me in disbelief: "No! I won't obey!"

I deliberately said: "This is a must in social interaction! You must abide by it!"

"...OK, just sit down, why are you losing your temper..."

Miraculously, I was blind and he sat down complaining.Looking at Sheldon coldly on the surface, I laughed wildly in my heart, I deserve it! !It turns out that Sheldon's weakness is so easy to catch! !Hahaha! !

"Oh! There's a warm wind blowing on my neck, it's so uncomfortable, can I move to another place?" Sheldon curled up his neck and curled up his long legs, looking up at me.This is so funny, I felt like I was back in the days of watching The Big Bang Theory for a moment, why should I get angry with him?

My heart softened, and I wanted him to find a seat by himself.

"...The layout of this house is really bad! It can't reflect the style and taste of the owner of the house." Sheldon looked around and shook his head.

...I'm a fool to soften my heart!I thought with a dark face, and moved another chair to face him. This place can just follow the heating, and it won't be blown straight. The position with Sheldon must be heaven and earth.He deserves to be blown!

I took another apple from the coffee table, and I bit into it on my own. Sheldon must be glaring at me, I was secretly pleased, raised my head without image, apple juice stuck to my chin, I raised the apple in my hand and said to him cheerfully: "Do you want to eat an apple?"

"NO!!" He resented me for not knowing the key, "The best time to eat apples should be in October!! Now it's December, autumn is coming to an end, it's not good for a long time!"

I shrugged my shoulders, "clicked" and took a big bite of the fruit: "It doesn't matter, anyway, I haven't eaten seasonal fruits for a long time." This is of course a lie to him. Money to buy out-of-season fruit?Did you know that non-seasonal fruits are very expensive?

Sheldon was heartbroken: "Oh, God!! Look at this poor man!" He seemed to be really sad for me, looking at me with pity, "Don't you know that people spray There are a lot of pesticides and drugs, and washing can't completely remove the pesticide residues on the peel!! You are no different from drinking a bottle of dichlorvos!!"

Uh, it's disgusting, I can't swallow it... But it's impossible for me to look at him in admiration!I said viciously: "I just want to court death, how about it?"

Looking at Sheldon's appearance, he seemed to want to leave this place of right and wrong, "You should go to the hospital for an examination to see if there is something wrong with your nerves." He said sincerely.

"You're crazy!" I glared at him.

"I'm not sick! My mother took me to check!" Sheldon said dissatisfied.

I puffed it out and sprayed it on the floor. "Ohmygod!! Bacteria!! Viruses!! Infection!! Stay away from me!!" Sheldon hid behind the chair and yelled, "Watch your flow!! Miss!!"

I almost couldn't bear it again.

"Just tell me what you want me to do!" Sheldon stared at my face with a look of fear, as if afraid that I would lose control of the "flow" again, "I don't want to stay in this room full of chemical weapons!"

I coughed twice, actually I didn't think of what I wanted him to do - I simply thought that there was no possibility of him coming up!So I had no choice but to gossip about him and make a random topic: "I think monkeys are very cute, and I like trains very much."

...He likes these two things, right?I carefully observed Sheldon's expression. If he doesn't follow this pattern, then he can just change the subject and talk nonsense.

God forbid, he actually laughed: "Oh, you like them too? I think they are the most wonderful things in the world. Of course, hammerhead sharks are also very good!"

...I really think he looks better when he smiles.The usual appearance of a big praying mantis is really ruining the image.

"Right, right." I replied perfunctorily, took another bite, nibbled on the apple and thought about what to say next.

"So do you like The Flash?" he continued. "The Flash?" I blinked, and he nodded expectantly. "Well... not bad, but I like Batman better." Batman is so handsome! !But I didn't dare to say it, otherwise he would definitely attack me for being superficial.

"Batman!" Sheldon said happily, "He's the only one in the Justice League who doesn't have superpowers! Yes, he's also great!" He said beamingly, "It's unbelievable! Your taste and Your IQ is actually inversely proportional!"

I smiled and looked at him, then waved and threw the half-eaten apple towards him... Sheldon let out a cry, and the apple successfully fell into... the trash can beside him.

Sheldon was furious: "What are you doing?!"

I looked at him innocently: "Throw the fruit core."

He carefully glanced at the half apple lying pitifully in the wastebasket, then quickly turned his head and said to me: "You haven't finished eating at all."

I looked at him naively and confused and said, "Dear Mr. Cooper, didn't you say that it's not good to eat out-of-season fruits? In order not to let the pesticides erode my body, I had to waste the poor apples. "fart!I think it's so much fun to tease this gentleman!

Sheldon looked at me convulsively, and finally he said slowly, "...what if it hits me?!"

"No, we were the No. 1 dart thrower in our dormitory during my military training in college." I waved my hand carelessly.

Sheldon became irritable: "Darts?! The darts were successful when the dart board was poked beyond recognition! My face is incomparable to it!"

I couldn't help myself from laughing, and continued to tease him: "No, they are all the same size."

Sheldon became more irritable, but he couldn't find the words to refute me, so he could only sulking like he was constipated.

I felt a sense of relief that I had finally let my breath out.If I knew it earlier, I would have done it earlier, and Bai was so sullen.

Exasperated, I became forgiving and gave Sheldon a good smile.He shook his body, as if he was afraid of my sudden change, and avoided looking into my eyes.

I "puchi" laughed.

"Hey...why are you laughing..." Sheldon glared at me angrily, I couldn't help it even more, the laughter became louder and louder, "Don't laugh! Shut up! Don't laugh!"

He looked as if he wanted to come up and cover my mouth, but he was also obsessed with the cleanliness that he didn't want to contact with others.I hugged my aching stomach and rolled on the chair.

Sheldon is like a big cock blushing, I... I'm more like a patient with epilepsy ==

"Xu! Don't laugh anymore!!" Finally, Sheldon shouted at me with an expression of embarrassment and anger, and I barely stopped, looking at Sheldon's blushing face, my mood suddenly became clear at this moment.

"Okay, I won't laugh." I patted my chest and looked at Sheldon with a smile.

Seeing that I finally stopped laughing, Sheldon breathed a sigh of relief: "Did anyone tell you that you smile like a goat with rabies?"

"...Get out!!" Nima, just say that epilepsy is insane, and beat around the bush.

Sheldon sat restlessly on the chair and twisted for a long time, and then said to me: "Looking at your fairly normal aesthetics, I decided to accept you as a neighbor."

... Who is so rare that you accept it!

"—But don't get too excited!!" Sheldon interrupted my "dream" thinking it was necessary, "I want to inspect you, and we need to sign a neighbor agreement."

I have heard of it for a long time.I yawned and tears came out.

"Be careful!" he said unhappily, "You should be honored to be my neighbor!"

"..." I wiped my sweat secretly, he is really narcissistic.But it can be resolved peacefully, so that's about the same.

"Then you can give me the neighbor's agreement tomorrow, let's finish signing quickly, OK?" I, Chunchun, induced.

Sheldon glanced at me, and I looked up at him with an angelic smile.Just kidding, why should I be around him when I have nothing to do, when I'm not working?

"...OKthen." Sheldon reluctantly agreed, "Come downstairs on the weekend, I'm going to give you a neighbor training."

"I..." I won't go!I'm going to go shopping on the weekend!I don't want to worry anymore! !

"—You can't refuse!!" He forcefully said to me, stood up and looked at me proudly, "You have no right to refuse!"

Sheldon looked down at me, he was really too tall.I was a little depressed in my heart, and said with a strong mouth: "I won't!! What can you do if I refuse?!" Oh yes, I understand, we can never coexist peacefully!

"Strikeouts!! You don't stand a chance, ever!!" Sheldon yelled angrily, as if annoyed by me.My stubborn temper came up again: "You said it!! Sheldon Cooper! I will never talk to you again!!"

——The two of us are not in the same dimension!Right?Right? !Who cares! !

"Get out!! This is my house!!" This time I said it, and I pointed to the door and said to him.

"...Don't regret it!!" Sheldon looked at my hand in disbelief, and said to me through gritted teeth.

"Whoever regrets is the little pig!" I said without choosing words.asshole!I still think he dirty my house, I regret it? !

"you said!!"

"I said! How?!"

"I... hum!"

"Huh!" Is it you who can hum? !

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Outside.

Leonard (quietly) waved away the crowd: "OMG, Sheldon is coming out! Go!"

Penny (whispering): "God! What's going on? It was so good just now!"

Howard (whispering): "Believe me, no one can get along well with Sheldon, Xu Kaduo is already good!...Again, Raj! She is in the house, if you love her, go in and tell her!"

Bernadette (whispering): "Isn't it good to listen to the corner?"

Penny (whispering): "...You know, this is a method of satisfying curiosity...forgivable..."

When they slipped back to 4A and sat upright, Sheldon pushed the door open and said angrily, "Xu Kaduo! She is an ignorant woman!!"

The author has something to say: QAQ is so hot today, I'm going to suffer from heat stroke

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Next, the relationship between the male lead and the female lead will be a little better, and then the male lead and the second lead will mess up...

A little spoiler, before and after Christmas, that is, around the eleventh episode, there will be a climax, climax,

Extinguish hahahaha!

As for why Amy is not here, and whether she will appear on the stage...it will be revealed later [Hide Your Face]

Probably the next chapter or the next chapter will explain it! !