[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Closing the door, tears fell on the floor "patter clatter".I sat down by the door, and casually threw the key in my hand far away, making a "bang-cha" sound on the floor.

I want to cry out loud!I want to grab that praying mantis downstairs and beat it up!I covered my mouth desperately, tears were already in my eyes when I went upstairs, and I couldn't hold back my tears when I entered the door.why i cryWhile crying, I seemed to be thinking about this issue calmly, as if the tears were not controlled by my intention at all, but accumulated to a certain degree, so I cried.

Who would like others to cast aside themselves without saying anything?I was crying with my nose twitching, it seems that I still overestimated the limit of my tolerance for ridicule, even if Sheldon just swears! !Don't be so sarcastic! !

It's not that I haven't quarreled with others, but none of them are as annoying as Sheldon!Why?Do you despise everyone because you have a higher IQ?His IQ is not high at all!At least not in my understanding!They don't know how to behave in other people's ways, they just behave recklessly and attract people's hatred.

As I thought about it, the tears flowed even more fiercely. I didn't even feel that cold on the floor, but my ears were buzzing.

After about 5 minutes, I had enough crying, wiped my face casually, and stood up.It's actually much better after crying, and the anger and everything have gone down. I just broke out all at once after holding back for too long, and I'm not used to it psychologically.

Walking over to pick up the key that fell on the ground just now, I remembered that Sheldon doesn't seem to be able to sarcasm others, and he can't even hear the sarcasm of others.

I've actually regretted it a bit until now, as I always do.A hot head, and then immediately regret it.I put the keys in my pocket. I didn't want to say that at first, but when my brain got hot, I didn't care about anything and said whatever came to mind. I guess Sheldon was really angry.

The halo of Our Lady hovers over me...

——Hehe, I don't care if he dies! !

There is no need for me to endure him all the time, don't think that he is a scientific researcher, and all interpersonal relationships need not be considered. Anyway, I am not engaged in scientific research, and it is relatively easy for me to associate with a normal person.As for downstairs, if you don't go, don't go! !

I stomped my feet on the ground again, hoping to piss off Sheldon more.

Who stipulated that I must greet everyone with a smile?If I don't like someone, is it still forcing me to like someone?

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"Boom--"

"Coming!" I put down the cup in my hand and ran out of the bedroom to open the door.

Leonard stood at the door, I already had a premonition in my heart, and said decisively: "Hi, Leonard. If you knock on the door to make me apologize to Sheldon, I really have to close the door."

"Um..." His eyes drifted, "You know, it's actually a bad behavior to close the door right away..."

I decisively close the door.

"Hangon!" Leonard immediately pushed against the door, and said anxiously to me, "Xu Kaduo, now Sheldon won't get off the bed, you really broke his heart!!"

I let go of my hand, and looked at him suspiciously: "I broke his heart, so what should I do about mine?"

He was at a loss for words, as if he hadn't thought of the answer.

"Leonard, don't get too used to Sheldon," I wanted to say to him, "Don't you feel that Sheldon is arrogant? You are pampering him and boosting his prestige!"

"I know, but how can I complete a career that even his mother hasn't completed?" Leonard held his forehead, "Sheldon has all kinds of personalities, and nothing can change him!"

"Then don't change it!" I suddenly became irritable, "Let him go on like this, I can't control it, and I can't accept it!!"

Leonard seemed to be frightened by me, he looked at me blankly.I said, "Sorry, I'm a little emotional," and I had to find a middle ground, "I can't do it, sorry, but can you talk to Sheldon and let's talk seriously?"

"This..." He hesitated.

"We are all neighbors, and we will see each other when we look down. I don't want to make a fuss!!" Seeing hope, I pursued the victory, "I don't think this is my fault, if Sheldon doesn't want to, then it's fine." Already!"

Leonard glanced at me, and finally compromised: "Okay, I'll talk to him about it."

When I got back into the house, I suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, as if the suffocation in my heart was finally relieved.

Well, you see, I have been aggrieved for so long, but in fact, everything is OK as long as I yell.

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"What?! Want me to meet her?!" 4A, Sheldon, who was curled up in bed, lifted the quilt in disbelief, and shouted at Leonard who was standing next to his bed with a guilty conscience, "Why?!"

Leonard said uncomfortably: "She said she wanted to meet you, otherwise she wouldn't apologize to you."

God bless!He doesn't want to be a microphone anymore, let's meet these two soon!

"No! I won't meet her! From the moment she leaves this house, I won't see her again!!" Sheldon protested loudly, "She also said that she never wants to see me again! You can see that this is such a The one who says it but can't do it!"

"Oh please!" Leonard sighed, and said to him helplessly, "You two have a good talk,"

Sheldon refused firmly: "Never. I'll never see her again!"

Leonard looked at Sheldon for two seconds, then took out his phone: "Hello? Hello, Mother Sheldon, I'm Leonard, I have something to tell you..."

"Sheldon, your mother asked you to answer the phone!" Leonard said beamingly.

"Hi, mum...why should I apologize to her?!...No, it's not fair! It's her first...Okay! I'll meet her! But I'm deeply dissatisfied with your behavior of forcing people to apologize !" Sheldon finally succumbed to his mother's coercion, he hung up the phone, and looked at Leonard angrily: "Leonard, you are so insidious, you have refreshed my understanding of you..."

Leonard smiled sinisterly and happily.

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I don't think Sheldon will ever meet me.I was lying on the bed and chewing on an apple while thinking, from what I know of him, he has a very stubborn temper and is difficult to compromise, this will also avoid the embarrassment of meeting him, and will succeed Leonard who wants me to apologize to him byebye...Xu Kaduo, good job!

It's all moved in anyway, can he still drive me away?

I gnawed on the apple happily, feeling relaxed.Now that this person can be dismissed, then I believe that my life will be extremely beautiful in the future, with a house, a job, and a man (one-sided opinion), it is almost wonderful.

Anyway, I don’t have to sit in the office now. The editor-in-chief told me not to work in the editorial department until the end of the first manga. Apart from drawing manuscripts, I basically have a very leisurely life every day, so I can go shopping near Mr. Blake’s restaurant when I have nothing to do. , enjoy the flowers, and then meet the next one... It's wonderful to think about it~

I think that Mr. Blake should be interested in me, otherwise why would he come to accompany me instead of having dinner with his girlfriend?Or have I reached his girlfriend status? —Again, women in love—especially unrequited love—are scary.

Thinking back just now, I faintly felt something was wrong—where was it?The protagonists are all protagonists, and they haven't had plastic surgery.

I threw the gnawed apple cores into the trash can, took out a face towel to wipe my mouth and hands, and got ready to get out of bed and draw.

My brain is a little short-circuited, why can't I remember?

I knocked on my head, has my brain's IQ degenerated recently, and even my memory has also declined.Why can't I even find out what's wrong.

Turn on the computer, first hang up MSN, and then open the mailbox to see if there is any mail.

The good time was interrupted at this moment——

"Bang bang bang! Xu Kaduo?"

"Bang bang bang! Xu Kaduo?"

"Bang bang bang! Xu Kaduo?"

He actually came!I covered my head sadly.

Suddenly, in the blink of an eye, I realized what was wrong——

Amy is not here! !

The world is gray.

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I opened the door lifelessly, and looked at the tall and thin guy outside the door with a gloomy expression: "Hello."

Sheldon got upset the moment he saw my facial expression, he said unhappily: "You invited me here, you shouldn't look at me like that!"

I have no expression on my face: "Hehe, then I will hold another welcome party?"

He inexplicably calmed down a bit: "To be honest, you can't hold a real 'party' by yourself, but I'm still very satisfied with your sincerity."

I looked at him blankly, and after I judged, this person really couldn't understand sarcasm.

"Oh, Hi Xu Kaduo, I have called Sheldon." Leonard, who had been behind him all the time, opened his mouth, and then quickly separated the relationship, "I will leave it to you two to do it yourself, and I have to go Accompany Penny, Good-bye!!"

"Hey... Hey! Leonard! You can't do this!" Sheldon ran to the stairs and yelled. "I wish you a pleasant conversation!!" Leonard, who had no morals, ran downstairs quickly.

"Come in quickly!" I looked distressed at the air conditioner that was blowing out heat, and then looked at the door that had been open all the time. I didn't care about being angry with Sheldon, and said eagerly to him, "The heat is gone. Already!"

If it wasn't very cold today, why would I waste electricity and turn on the air conditioner?Do you know that warm air in winter is more wasteful and costly than summer?

Sheldon gave me a reluctant look and walked in slowly.The moment I closed the door, I clearly heard him mutter, "Proletariat!"

I really want to sell him for the electricity bill! !

The author has something to say: Well, do you know why the air conditioner was written at the end?Because the air conditioner in Lunjia's house is broken! ! !

Nima, it's so cruel, QAQ is getting hot and sick...

Then the worker came to repair it. He said that the air conditioner consumes the most electricity in winter.

Just remembered typing...

There are a lot of things going on recently, so I have to find time to code, it’s very abusive, you guys want to caress a certain Yan QAQ

Go to sleep... Mou Yan's father came back from a business trip. I don't know whether to go to Inner Mongolia or not. I don't want to go. It's hot and sunny. I don't want to love anymore! !