[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

It took me another afternoon to clean this small house. I moved the huge bookcase to the corner and put it away, and started to put my comic books on the shelf one by one.I have collected countless comic books, maybe a little less than the dead houses downstairs—perhaps in a sense, I am the same kind as them, and the attributes of dead houses are hard to get rid of except that the brain is not as good as others.

In fact, after I came to Pasadena, because I had to run around looking for a job, I became less of a nerd, but before in China, I was a real nerd girl, staying at home for a week, eating, drinking and not going out. That's the little things.

I carefully categorized the comic books and put them on the bookshelf one by one. The lower compartments were all comics. I just have an addiction to collecting comics, and I can’t wait to buy them back when I see a good-looking cover.In the past, my mother's best way to deal with me was to sell my comics to scrap collectors. The money from selling a lot of comics was not enough for me to buy a few comics! !The loss outweighs the gain.

I called my mother just now, but I didn't dare to tell her the reason why I moved, and even the reason why I broke up with Ji Xi was random, because if I told her, she would definitely call Ji Xi directly, and then He scolded him head and face.My mother is the type who can't see me being wronged.I feel confused. When I was a child, my mother was always open to outsiders. Whenever I quarreled with other children, I was the one who apologized.

Ji Xi is a southerner, and I guess the women there are all young and beautiful, but my mother is a native of Tianjin, and the Tianjin dialect can't be stopped once she speaks. There is a fight to say.The matter between us, if my mother is involved, it seems strange and boring.

I raised my hand and looked at my watch, it was five forty.Stacking those big boxes, I thought about whether to visit the new neighbors. This idea stayed in my mind for two seconds, and I decisively put it behind me, just kidding!As a house girl who can't speak, the important task of visiting neighbors should be left to social talents with a smooth tongue.

"dong dong"

"Xu Kaduo? Hello? Are you there?"

I heard it was Leonard.Get up from the sofa and open the door, Leonard wrung his fingers and stood at the door looking at me: "Oh, Hi, Xu Kaduo, have you packed it?"

"Yes, hello, come in?" I beckoned him to come in. Leonard waved his hand: "Oh, no, thank you. ——Come down and sit down? I want to introduce you to some friends."

It must have been those few.I thought I had to look at the protagonist no matter what, and it was considered face-to-face with a celebrity, so I nodded immediately: "Okay, I'll go down now."

I went to get my coat, but Leonard stopped me: "No, it's warm down here," he raised his head and said loudly, "—it's nothing bad except it's too hot!"

I said "hehe" twice, took the key with a dry smile and went downstairs with him.

"They are all very friendly," Leonard led me downstairs, looked up and explained to me, "Sheldon is actually quite easy to get along with, as long as you don't hurt his face, and you will meet a few girls, you can communicate. "

He likes to move his hands a little when he talks, I noticed that.In the play, he always wrings his fingers when talking to others, which has not changed for many years.I said yes.As long as he doesn't come to provoke me, of course I will get along well with him.

Leonard pushed open the door, and I followed behind him: "Look, let me introduce someone, this is Xu Kaduo who has just moved into 5A!"

When I entered the room, five or six people were already seated and eating.They looked up at me tacitly together, and said hello to me: "Hi."

I grinned awkwardly and said, "...Hi."

"What?! Newly moved into 5A? You mean, have you already moved into 5A?" Sheldon saw me, startled, and interrupted my voice, "I said why there are footsteps upstairs in the afternoon!— —Leonard! You know everything and you lied to me that it was hallucination! My hearing is perfect! I don’t do drugs!!”

He stared at Leonard standing next to me as if he was deceived, Leonard laid his hand comfortingly: "OK, I'm sorry, I just wanted to give you a surprise."

"Surprise? Sorry, I think it's more like a shock." He glared at Leonard dissatisfied.

I shrugged, saying I had nothing to say.

"Oh, hello, I'm Howard, Howard Wolowitz," a hook-nosed man in red leggings and a gray sweater over a yellow shirt stood up and greeted me.I smiled and shook hands with him: "Hello, I'm Xu Kaduo."

He opened his hand exaggeratedly at me: "Oh, beauty, you are going to move into 5A, right?" Howard hinted at me with a rich facial expression, "Then you have to be careful of a dear friend...OK, Raj, I know I'm married! You don't need to remind me! It will be your turn to meet her face to face, provided you can talk to her!!"

I feel embarrassed, after all Tian|Chao women are still very thin-skinned. Raj gave me a quick look and then looked down, my sayhi hand froze in the air.

"Well, Xu Cardo, this is Howard and Raj," Leonard frowned and pointed at the two good motor oils, and then introduced to me, "This is Bernadette, she and Howard are married." - I looked at a A petite beauty, she stood up and smiled at me softly, with a small and gentle voice: "Hello."

I like her very much, but now I have to treat her like a real person, I smiled and said, "Hi, take care of her in the future."

"This is Penny, um...my girlfriend." Leonard pointed to Penny who was sitting next to Sheldon, and she greeted me with a smile on her face.

Leonard pulled me a chair and I sat next to Raj.I don't feel right.

"Have you eaten yet? Do you want to eat together?" Penny asked me, maybe she felt that everyone was eating and I was not comfortable sitting.I was about to refuse, but Sheldon spoke before me: "Excuseme! We bought the same amount of food, there is no extra food for this extra person!"

His tone was wrong, I looked up, and Sheldon looked at me arrogantly without showing any weakness, as if he was declaring territorial rights.

"Sheldon!" Penny warned him, "Be nice!!"

I've always felt my stomach roll when I'm nervous or emotional, and now it's back. Sheldon raised his chin and looked at me contemptuously. I didn't forget what I said before.

"Sheldon Cooper," I don't want to be ridiculed anymore, I imitated his arms and raised my chin, full of anger, "Watch your mouth!!"

There was a three-second silence, and everyone looked at me like a ghost.

He seemed to have been stepped on, but he didn't know what to answer, so he could only stare at me fiercely.

...It occurred to me at this point that Sheldon was just a guy with a low EQ, and that was going too far.your sister!I knew that I would suddenly soften, and I would only be hot for 3 minutes.

But words are spilled, and I still feel the same way about Sheldon.

"...Uh, uh, that... Cardo, calm down..." Finally, Leonard jumped out to be a good man, and he said in a difficult way, "Sheldon, please don't say a few words..."

"Why should I say a few words less?!" Sheldon "swipe" stood up, refuted Leonard fiercely, and suddenly pointed at me angrily, "You! Inexplicably broke into my life!! I hate all changes !! Whether it's the change of the shop downstairs or the sudden move of an annoying family upstairs! You are lucky to be the one who changed my life!!"

At first, I still felt a little guilty, and felt that I was really speaking too seriously, but when I heard it later, my anger flared up again.I bear you to death! !

"Who broke into your life?! Who stipulated that this apartment cannot be rented out?! Are you the landlord?!" My brain was full of blood, I jumped up from the chair and overturned the chair, "Don't be too Seriously!! I don’t want to see you here yet! Narcissism is a disease!!”

I was gasping for breath, my hands and feet were shaking, my heart was beating violently, and I stared at Sheldon's reaction with wide eyes.

He clenched his hands into fists and looked at me angrily.Suddenly stretched out two hands, clenched into fists and stretched out two fingers, viciously compared to the temple: "Go to hell, Xu Kaduo!! Hell welcomes you!!!" He yelled at me: "Get out!! This is my house!! You are not welcome here!!!"

"Get out!" I was so impatient, I wanted to go up and kill this big mantis, and my temper also came up, "If Leonard invited me, I wouldn't want to see you big mantis!! Self-righteous, arrogant Sheldon Cooper !!"

"Ha!" He yelled angrily, "It's better to leave!! I don't want to see you again!!!"

"Good-bye!!" I gritted my teeth and said.He thought I wanted to see him? !

I picked up the chair and slammed the door angrily.If I knew it, I shouldn't have come down! !I encountered such a disturbing thing on the first day of moving! !

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Inside the house, Sheldon threw the lunch box and ran back to the house, "I won't eat!!"

Everyone's jaws haven't been set yet.

"...What happened just now?!" Howard said in shock, "God, I didn't take out my phone to take a picture of that scene! People who are against big ears!!... Raj! If you admire her, go after her, don't Just whisper in my ear!!"

"Okay, life is going to get more scary next time..." Leonard supported his head and said in pain, "...I've had enough!"

Bernadette looked hesitant, "Am I the only one who noticed that Xu Kaduo also thinks Sheldon is a big praying mantis?"

The author has something to say: Keke, finally the code is out, go to sleep

Sleepy, lack of sleep recently...

We will continue to quarrel in the future, but it won't be so ruthless, it's just that we don't like each other...

And then there will be...then...then...finally...hahahaha! !It's over! ! [Zukai