[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

I, Xu Kaduo, have lived for 26 years. This is the first time I feel the feeling of a hero saving the beauty. It is absolutely wonderful! !

I even forgot the salty pig's hand on my shoulder. I finally understood what Xiaoyan said. When I saw that person, the world seemed surprisingly quiet, as if he was the only one left in the whole world. Only him was left in my eyes... My heart jumped up.

"Where the hell did this kid come from?!" Dana pushed me aside and cursed at Mr. Blake viciously.I clutched my chest and panted, suddenly afraid that these two guys would be bad for him, after all, there were so many of them.

But I am not the Holy Mother. At this juncture, I shamefully hope that Mr. Blake can stay with me, because it is really hopeless to face this situation alone.

"This boyfriend?" The black man on the side seemed to shrink back a bit, but he still said forcefully, "If it's not, then don't meddle in your own business! Leave now!!"

I looked at them nervously, I really hated myself for not being a 1.8-meter strong man, otherwise I would have already punched them.

Mr. Blake put down the flowers, and said sullenly, "...Meddling your own business? Are you wearing clothes from a Victoria moving company? Are you playing hooligans if you don't work hard during working hours?!"

"His grandma, who is this kid?!" Dana seemed to be irritated, and he rushed up to grab Mr. Blake's collar, "Who are you?! You're doing this with me here!"

I was shocked and almost cried out, this guy is so strong, Mr. Blake will definitely not take advantage of him! !It is absolutely impossible to let others suffer such grievances! !Mr. Blake cast a glance at me, very strange... I was about to rush to help and stopped.

He was taller than Dana, and stretched out his slender hands to break off Dana's hands one by one, and said in a cold voice: "Not doing business properly! Your boss is David Kelino, right?! His subordinates are This kind of quality?! Do you still want to continue doing it?!"

After hearing his words, both Dana and the black man froze for a moment, Dana lowered his voice, and said with little confidence: "Do you know our boss?"

After hearing this, Mr. Blake seemed very angry: "Klinor! Ha! Why can't I know him?!" He picked up the flowers at his feet, looked up and saw Dana and the black man still standing blankly, and said loudly angrily : "Go back to work! Do you still want me to invite you?! Pick up the drink cans at your feet, go down and move things!!"

Dana frantically picked up the jar, and the black waved the few people who were still in the room watching the show to come out, and quickly ran downstairs, Mr. Blake turned around and shouted at them: "Hurry up! Don't procrastinate!" Pull! I hope you can finish it within half an hour!! Otherwise, you will be fired!!"

He tugged on his tie impatiently, cursing. ……Who is this guy? !I hid in the corner and dared not come out. Yes, he looks very handsome when he is angry, but who is he? !Is he still the Evelyn Blake I know? !

Shouldn't he be as gentle as jade, gentle and amiable? !This sudden runaway state... I couldn't believe my eyes!Is he really Yves Blake?

The humiliation and grievance just now were suddenly replaced by the shock in front of me, I... I, I, I, I, I, I, I have to admit, I am so cute that I am about to have a nosebleed! ! !

To be honest, although I am a little afraid of the sudden anger of Mr. Blake, I feel that he is too strange, but it makes people feel very reliable.

I think my face must be very red now. His sudden appearance just now, and the sudden relaxation immediately showed the joy and touch that almost overwhelmed me.I broke out in a cold sweat, but it was more of the mood of being cute later.

Mr. Blake seems to be about to forget me, and I don't have the guts to disturb him...I'm really afraid that he will suddenly shoot a knife out of his mouth like before and stab me to death...He stands on the stairs and supervises the movers' removal. Unselfish.And I... I have been forgotten in the corner.

"Go and see where the furniture is placed!" Mr. Blake's voice sounded above my head, I was shocked and stared at him blankly.He also froze for a moment, as if he had come to his senses, his voice softened: "Sorry, I mean, let's go and see where the furniture is going to be placed?"

I was frightened by him, nodded indiscriminately, and hurried into the room to let those people arrange the furniture.

After 10 minutes, everything is in place, and the workers all look depressed.I also had nothing to say, but the very young graduate student chatted casually with me.

Dana apologized to me again and again, I felt so awkward to death, and I was really upset when I saw him, you said you just leave quickly, why are you still here, everyone is uncomfortable.

"Apologize!" Mr. Blake said sharply, and Dana nodded again and again, apologizing to me more sincerely.Although I was upset, I could only wave my hands generously on the surface.Mr. Blake took a look at me, as if dissatisfied that I let him go too lightly.

The few workers stood in a row to accept Mr. Blake's lecture. At this time, he became more gentle: "...Your work ability is good, but you are not rational. I should have told Klinnuo about this situation. He deducted your wages, but I think you can do better. I hope that will not happen if we meet next time."

They promised again and again, as if they didn't even dare to vent their anger.Bullying the weak and fearing the strong is best demonstrated in them, I thought angrily.

"How do you settle your wages?" asked Mr. Blake.Dana hurriedly reported a number, and I immediately paid for it, fearing that I would be reprimanded by Mr. Blake if I was too late.Mr. Blake did not object to the price. Maybe this price is very fair. I think if I am the only one, I will probably be asked for more.

I paid the money, and the workers said goodbye to me repeatedly. Mr. Blake was completely changed. He said goodbye to them with a smile, and those people ran away as if they had seen a ghost.

I'm in a very conflicted mood right now, in the kind of situation where I want to go up and say hello to Mr. Blake, but I'm also afraid that he will suddenly turn cold and scold me sharply.I remember him as a nice man!What's wrong with you today?

Mr. Blake finally noticed me, and he greeted me a little embarrassedly: "...Hi, Miss Xu."

I felt that the atmosphere suddenly became awkward, the air was almost condensed, and I greeted him hesitantly, as if we had just met and nothing happened just now.

Mr. Blake said uncomfortably: "...I'm sorry, I'm easy to get angry about things at work, I made you laugh."

"No, no," I waved my hand immediately.

He still didn't look very relieved: "I'm a bit extreme. As long as there are employees who don't work hard, I will get angry easily." He rubbed his nose and looked at me embarrassedly, "Scared?"

"...a little bit." I whispered.

He grinned and handed me a bouquet of flowers in his arms: "For you, I wish you move."

I stretched out trembling paws and took the large bouquet of flowers.I don’t understand what kind of flower it is. I never liked flowers since I was a child. I cut off all the flowers raised by my mother and gave them to good friends. I have no love for flowers and plants, and I don’t have the elegance of enjoying flowers. I am so old that I only know roses, lilies and chrysanthemums.I never knew it felt so good to receive flowers...

"Thank you, Mr. Blake." I hugged the bouquet tightly and said to him.

"You can do as you like." Mr. Blake smiled.

I hurriedly let Mr. Blake into the room, and unfortunately found that the room was full of dust, and there was no place to stay.I don't even have a vase to put this huge bouquet in.Mr. Blake laughed out loud behind him, I am a vengeful person, I wish I could plunge into the flowers and die.

He kicked my ankle with the toe of his shoe and said with a suppressed smile, "Hey, let's go out and buy vases first, then clean up?"

My face was "brushed" red where he couldn't see it.

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"This is a carnation. In fact, I don't know what kind of flowers to send when I move. It was recommended by others." After I cut the rope with scissors countless times without breaking it, Mr. Blake quickly picked up the scissors and cut the packing rope, and then He took out the flowers inside and carefully trimmed the uneven branches. He was very serious and quick. I felt ashamed that even arranging flowers should be done by a man.

"...Thank you again, Mr. Blake..." I whispered, suddenly feeling a little useless.

He took off his suit jacket and handed it to me: "It's okay."

A certain good-for-nothing has a nosebleed looking at someone's looming good figure...

"Get some water." He gave me the vase where the flowers had been pruned and put in. "Just remember to change the water. In fact, I don't know how long this flower can last." Mr. Blake rolled up his sleeves, " Let's start cleaning up?"

I waved my hands again and again: "No, no, I'll just hire a part-time worker. How can I let you do the cleaning?"

He raised his eyebrows and looked at me, then smiled: "Okay. In fact, I haven't cleaned up very well, so I don't want to cause trouble for you."

I scratched my head in embarrassment, and saw Mr. Blake looking at the vase in my hand, and ran to the kitchen to fetch water.

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We went to have dinner together at noon, during which my restless little heart almost jumped out.

Surely he doesn't have a girlfriend, right?Otherwise, why would you go out to eat with me and send flowers?I held my face in emotion, and then put on a zombie face, your sister, you are a nympho here before cleaning the sanitation, clean it up for me!

Anyway, I don't have a girlfriend, so it's OK to catch up anytime. If I don't clean up now, I won't have a place to live tonight! !

Hiring a part-time worker is the most annoying thing, and it’s not like I can’t clean it myself after spending so much money!I said that in the morning because I didn't want Mr. Blake to help clean up. In fact, even if I'm a little tired, I can clean the house.

I threw myself on the sofa, then jumped up suddenly, covering my whole body with dust...

The author has something to say: Tomorrow...just tomorrow, Xie Er and the protagonists will definitely appear tomorrow! !I can't go on like this, stop it! !

After that, most of them played against Xie Er, and then interspersed with the second male ==

Suddenly there is a feeling that I am about to get swollen, what should I do...

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☆、Extras in advance: small jokes after marriage

The author has something to say: Halfway through the thirteen chapters of a code, a lot of small jokes popped up in my mind, and my hands were itchy, so I wrote it...

In fact, there is still a long, long way to go before getting married, but let's write it first to have fun hahahahaha! ! !

In the future, if you really get married, there will be extra episodes. Let’s watch first. Chapter [-] will be finished in the evening... [Should it be?

The post-marriage episode is better than the main text, but it’s slower... Can you believe that the four jokes took three hours? ! ? ! ! !

1) Mutual tolerance is required after marriage

Xu Kaduo stayed up late to catch up on the drawing, and didn't spend much time with Sheldon for three consecutive days.

In the evening, in the nightlife.

Xu Kaduo leaned on Sheldon and kissed her, and Sheldon responded skillfully.

After a while, he pushed Xu Kaduo, stared and asked, "Have you not washed your hair for a few days?"

Xu Kaduo pouted: "Three days...Okay, okay, I'll come back after washing."

Said, turned over and got out of bed.

Sheldon grabbed her nightgown suddenly, Xu Kado turned his head in doubt: "What's the matter?"

With a gifted expression, he pursed his lips and said to her: "Let's make an exception today, and wash it tomorrow. Just once!" He took a careful look at Xu Kaduo, patted his leg, "Sit up?"

Xu Kaduo is a vicious tiger.

"So, when you take a shower at night...remember... don't wear a headscarf..." After finishing, Sheldon panted and said to Xu Kaduo, who was blushing in his arms, "Wash your head and hair well, if there is any Emergencies... just, just the bad things..."

Xu Kaduo "MUM" kissed Sheldon's chin, smiled and pulled his arm to hug him: "Got it."

Summary: So, you need to tolerate each other after marriage. (Are you sure Sheldon didn't say that because he didn't want to be bad?)

2) Regarding the underwear incident

One day, Huang Moyu and Dou Xiaoyi came to the house as guests.

Sheldon pulled Dou Xiaoyi to the kitchen with a serious face.

Dou Xiaoyi: "What's the matter Sheldon?"

Sheldon cast a dissatisfied glance at Xu Kaduo, who was arguing with Huang Moyu, and whispered to Dou Xiaoyi, "There is something important."

Dou Xiaoyi was even more suspicious: "What's the matter? Tell me quickly."

Sheldon said nervously: "Recently Xu Kaduo's underwear doesn't fit well."

Dou Xiaoyi's expression changed from nervous → speechless → obscene laughter, and finally she covered her stomach and laughed so hard that she almost collapsed: "This, this matter... you, you should tell her yourself..."

"This is a big deal!" Seeing Dou Xiaoyi's absence, Sheldon said angrily, "Unsuitable underwear may cause breast hyperplasia and affect your figure..."

"Then should she change to a bigger one or a smaller one?" Dou Xiaoyi humbly asked for advice.

"Of course it's bigger!!" Sheldon didn't think twice.

"how do you know?"

Sheldon asked warily, "Why did I tell you?"

Dou Xiaoyi clutched her stomach and fell down laughing.

In the evening, Sheldon seriously pointed out this mistake to Xu Kaduo, and Xu Kaduo finally understood why Dou Xiaoyi smiled obscenely at her before saying goodbye.

Summary: Well, so it is not a good thing to hurt a friend. (Huh, what's wrong?)

3) Princess hug

One month after their marriage, this time Sheldon and Xu Kaduo flew back to China to visit their parents.

Sheldon reluctantly got into the plane, Leonard and they waved goodbye.

"I should really stay in America!!" Sheldon looked at Xu Kaduo nervously, sitting on the seat as if on pins and needles, "God bless his believer's son!!"

Xu Kaduo comforted him with a glass of juice, and said softly, "My dear, everything is nothing until I see my parents."

Sheldon glared at her.

When the plane landed at Tianjin Airport, Sheldon looked pale. Xu Kaduo, who was drowsy, didn't sleep in order to take care of him (in fact, to appease him so that he would not jump out of the window or be beaten to death by other passengers). Almost asleep.

"Oh, I found that Tianjin's accent is very interesting." Sheldon said excitedly as he slowly recovered.

"That's right." Xu Kaduo yawned and said casually.

Sheldon noticed something was wrong, he wrapped his scarf tightly and asked, "You seem absent-minded?"

"That's right." She couldn't help but yawned again, leaning into Sheldon's arms, feeling his everlasting warmth with satisfaction.

"...Are you sleepy?" Sheldon froze, not knowing where to put his arms and legs.

Someone has already paid attention to the two of them. This is not the United States after all.

"Nonsense," Xu Kaduo said bitterly, "I didn't sleep when I got on the plane, and I didn't get enough sleep last night..."

"Oh, that's how it is." Sheldon was thoughtful, he lowered his head and poked Xu Kaduo's arm, "So, how about adding a clause in the post-nuptial regulations that you can't have sex the night before the trip?"

"Hmm..." Xu Kaduo had already fallen asleep.

Sheldon stood awkwardly, and everyone passing by looked at the pair in front of them with curiosity.

He poked Xu Kaduo's arm again: "Wake up, Xu Kaduo." It didn't work.

"Xu Kaduo, wake up!!" He whispered eagerly in her ear.

In the end, Sheldon was at a loss, took out his phone and dialed Leonard's number.

"Leonard!! Help me!!" He clutched the phone and said quickly, "Xu Kaduo fell asleep at the airport—in my arms!! Can't wake her up, the people next to her are watching!! "

"Oh, that's it, what can we do?" Leonard's slightly gloating voice came from the microphone across the Pacific Ocean, "By the way, Evelyn Blake—do you remember him?" Sheldon's face tightened, "He brought Xu Kaduo back—the princess!"

"When did it happen?——I'm not jealous!! It's just a curious question!!" He grabbed the phone with one hand and covered his mouth with the other hand to defend himself, wanting to prevent Xu Kaduo from falling, and turned slightly The past body made her lean against him more steadily.

"Of course you're not jealous," Leonard raised a finger to make Penny, who was eavesdropping, quiet down, "Even if Xu Kaduo smiled sweetly later, you wouldn't care, would you?"

"...Sweet smile?" Sheldon lost his composure, "Really?"

"Didn't a certain man say that he wouldn't be jealous?"

"I didn't!!" His voice was a little louder, and they attracted more people's attention since they were already conspicuous, Sheldon quickly lowered his voice, "She is now my legal wife!! Not Evelyn Blake's! ! Can't I care about her?"

"Oh, of course, of course, you can." Leonard tried his best to hold back a smile at the end of the microphone, "Xu Kaduo said that she loves being hugged by a princess the most. If someone hugs her like that, her heart will beat faster and she will fall in love with her." his!"

"Love?!" Sheldon was shocked, and then pretended not to care, "...No, no, she said she didn't love Blake."

"I see, that's not necessarily the case." Leonard seemed worried.

At the same time, Xu Kaduo uttered a dreamy sound of "ahhhhhhhhhh" in Chinese, which sounded very similar to the beginning of Ivli, and Sheldon felt a twinge in his heart.

He hung up the phone, hesitated for a while, and finally turned Xu Kaduo around carefully, and hugged him slowly.

"Hmm... Sheldon..." Xu Kaduo rubbed against him in satisfaction, and fell back into a deep sleep.

Sheldon froze, it really worked!

Later, Xu Kaduo discovered that when there were no outsiders, Sheldon always liked to hug herself awkwardly across her chest. She had always been sweet and wondered why Sheldon, who didn't like to hug her, suddenly became enlightened...then they life will be happier.

Summary: So, the princess hug is a good thing.

4) meet parents

Xu Kaduo's parents have been looking forward to their daughter and son-in-law returning to China, and they have always wanted their relatives to see how outstanding their son-in-law is, who is tall and handsome and still works in the university.Xu's mother thought expectantly, if Xiaoka has already...

Xiaoka told them that they didn't need to go to the airport to pick them up, and asked their elders to rest at home, while Xu's father and Xu's mother sat at home and waited anxiously.Mama Xu made dinner early, although they also wanted to cook a Western meal for their son-in-law, but Xiaoka insisted that today is Chinese food day, so they had to make rice in the evening.

"Bang bang bang! Yuefu Yuemu?"

"Bang bang bang! Yuefu Yuemu?"

"Bang bang bang! Yuefu Yuemu?"

Finally knocked on the door, it was the son-in-law's voice! !The more Xu Ma thought about it, the more satisfied she became. Xiaoka said that he learned Chinese from a friend a few years ago, and he is very smart to remember it now!For the sake of my daughter, I am willing to study Chinese well.

She hurried to open the door, followed by Dad Xu.

His son-in-law was holding Xiao Ka, who was already asleep, with a bunch of gift boxes in his hand.

He was out of breath and must have been tired.Madam Xu quickly took the gift box: "Hurry up, son-in-law (she really doesn't know how to pronounce his name) come in and get warm, you must be tired from the journey."

Sheldon could barely hear what Mama Xu was saying, he nodded and stepped into the house.Dad Xu was about to hug Xu Kaduo: "Look at this kid, he just sleeps."

Sheldon gave Dad Xu a vigilant look: "Come and howl." (I'll just do it)

Xu's father and Xu's mother exchanged glances: What a man who loves his wife!

Xu Kaduo was carried into the bedroom by Sheldon. Mother Xu sent Sheldon out with a smile, and then shook Xu Kaduo: "Xiao Ka, Xiao Ka, wake up."

Xu Kaduo pushed her away in a daze: "You beat me up...I'll sleep a little longer..."

"Don't sleep, sleep again later!" Mother Xu pushed Xu Kaduo, "Hurry up and eat, we're home!!"

Xu Kaduo opened his eyes reluctantly, and her mother immediately leaned forward and asked, "How is it? How is life? Son-in-law treats you well, right? Is there any movement in your stomach?"

Xu Kaduo was so frightened that he woke up immediately.

"Mom!! You scared me to death," she said panting, patting her chest, "I'm so sleepy, can you let me sleep for a while?"

"Go to bed at night, the son-in-law is outside." She pulled Xu Kaduo up, "Let's go to eat."

Xu Kaduo's black line: "Sheldon!! It's Sheldon Cooper, mom, you don't feel awkward looking like this."

"A son-in-law is a son-in-law, what can I say." She pulled Xu Kaduo, "You two have to work hard, I'm still waiting to have a grandson."

"Got it!!" Xu Kaduo blushed as thick as a city wall.

Summary: So, meeting parents is the most loving thing.

Small popular science: beat up = what are you doing, well = what.The pressure of Tianjin dialect drifts away...