[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy
Chapter 18
Sheldon was taken aback by what happened suddenly, he yelled "God", jumped up from the bed and looked at me.When he saw that the carpet was stained, his face darkened as expected, and he raised his eyes in dissatisfaction to reprimand me.
I immediately lowered my head and said with a kind of aggrieved emphasis: "...This is my favorite dress..."
I just kept my head down, and Sheldon didn't speak.That's great, I applaud myself in my heart, if this situation hadn't happened, I really don't know what to do next.
"The carpet... I'll send it to the cleaning shop for you..." I said dully—it wasn't an act. When I thought of spending a cleaning fee to ask him to forgive me, I felt heartbroken...
Sheldon was silent for two seconds before replying with little confidence: "...This is what you should do."
His voice was less assertive now, and I heard it more sincerely, "Sheldon, I'm sorry! ... What's the big deal about my favorite clothes? ... Your rug is the most important thing ..."
I crashed, is it a bit too much for acting now?But it's easy to put it into the scene by saying it like this... I was aggrieved enough to keep hitting a wall, I lowered my head and sniffed.
Suddenly, a piece of facial tissue was thrust into my hand, and Sheldon’s voice of gnashing teeth came from above my head: "A woman’s tears! It’s so cheap!!" I looked up in astonishment, and he grabbed a box of tissues and said to me unnaturally : "I know, I know! I will let Leonard send the carpet to be cleaned! Put away your tears!!"
I was so surprised by his actions that I didn't recover. The tissue in a daze blew my nose and said in a low voice: "...the tears don't have a switch, you can take them back if you say..."
"Don't contradict my words! ... Also, don't blow your nose in my room!!"
"Okay..." "Okay" stuck in my throat and I didn't finish, but Sheldon seemed to have reacted suddenly and ordered me: "...Don't enter my room! Get out!!"
"Okay!!" I immediately ran out of his room, almost careless! …I stood at the door holding the door frame and looked at Sheldon, then asked cautiously: "...Then can you forgive me?"
His eye knife shot at him immediately, and he said bitterly, "This needs a test!"
I repeatedly said that I can do it: "I have memorized your preferences! I can also get to know you slowly!"
Sheldon looked me up and down suspiciously, and finally said uncertainly: "Come to the training class that weekend!"
I gritted my teeth and hinted that I should not fall short: "...Okay."
He probably saw that I didn't dare to confront him for the time being, so he immediately became arrogant and reprimanded me seriously: "Also, remember to keep a safe distance of 1.5 meters from me when you see me in the future! If what happened just now... If what happened just now happened again..." Sheldon's face flushed slightly, showing an expression of extreme disgust and disgust, "...you will be out of the game with three strikes!"
"...I also hope that this matter will never be mentioned again!" I don't want to think about that terrible impulsive incident again!
Sheldon walked cautiously around the stained rug, saying unhappily, "Emotions are the most disgusting thing."
... Well, I couldn't implore him to be relieved so quickly.He stood at the door and glared at me condescendingly, and I hurried out of the way to let Sheldon pass.
He took two steps, turned around to see that I was still standing there blankly, and scolded me, "Follow me quickly."
I quickly followed his pace and breathed a sigh of relief in my heart.
I followed Sheldon to the living room, Leonard and the others were already sitting on the sofa upright, looking at me and Sheldon motionlessly.
Sheldon didn't think anything was wrong, and he calmly walked to his seat and sat down, leaving me and the whole room to stare.I glared at Sheldon, who looked at me puzzled and annoyed: "Why don't you go out?"
Me: "...you asked me to follow!"
"I asked you to follow, because I don't want you to stand at the door of my room!" He said as a matter of course, and then found that everyone's eyes were on him, and he said helplessly: "...Oh, comeon, you guys We all know."
"...Let's go shopping? Shall we?" Bernadette looked away and said to Penny and me.
"...Go." Penny got up quickly, and the two of them and I escaped from the room full of Sheldon.
-----
I fled home and changed into a pair of jeans. Penny was very eager for me to wear that short skirt, but I justly refused her, and jeans were safe.
We're going to sit at the bar.
As two married couples and a conservative woman, the three of us sat at the bar in a very low-key manner. Penny and Bernadette each ordered a cocktail. I can't drink enough, so I can only order a glass of juice.
"So, you and Sheldon are reconciled, right?" Penny took the brightly colored cocktail from the blond bartender brother and winked at me.
I took a sip of the juice and said firmly, "Didn't you all hear clearly?"
"...well, it's true," Bernadette whispered. "We all thought you'd have to hang around with Sheldon a little longer to do it, but we didn't expect it to be that fast."
"Thanks to his refusal to let me spill the cocoa on the skirt and the carpet, otherwise I don't know how to ask his forgiveness." I said.
Penny took a big sip of her drink and exclaimed, "Your behavior was so cool before! ... Kissing Sheldon! It's unimaginable, isn't it?"
Bernadette smiled wide-eyed, "God, I couldn't even talk. What were you thinking?"
I drank half a glass of juice suddenly, and said with a headache, "Don't ask me! I don't know either. My brain must be congested."
The two of them looked at each other and gossiped at the same time: "...Then do you think Sheldon will be a good boyfriend?"
In order to maintain my image in front of everyone, I endured for a long time before I managed to return the juice that almost entered my trachea back into my esophagus.Wiping my mouth, I looked at them with a shocked expression: "What the hell are you thinking?! What kind of god unfolding is this?"
Bernadette looked at Penny again: "Although we have always believed that Sheldon reproduced by mitosis... But for the first time, there is a woman who can kiss him..."
"Wrong, it was the first young and normal woman who kissed him forcefully - the first one was Leonard's mother, my best friend." Penny corrected.
"—yes, the first young normal woman who kissed him forcibly, it's really hard not to fantasize..." Bernadette accepted Penny's correction kindly, "You know, sometimes fantasizing that Sheldon will What a blush to have a normal girlfriend."
Penny nodded approvingly.
But I thought of Amy again, she should be Sheldon's girlfriend, that's right!But... is she really not there?
"...Sheldon, no girlfriend...never have, have you?" I asked hesitantly.
"Of course!" They answered me in unison, "If he had a girlfriend, his mother wouldn't have to call him every month!"
...the plot changed?
I thought blankly, there was more than a little change.
"Then he, doesn't he even have a blind date?" I asked hurriedly, they gave me a look of "they said they were not interested in him", and the old god Penny said, "Ah, this, two years ago he once again The blind date, it was Howard and Raj's prank... It's just that the blind date girl went for a temporary checkup..."
"I know her. I met her at a meeting between the company and a spiritual institute. Her name seems to be...Amy..." Bernadette recalled, my eyes lit up, "She asked me if I was Sheldon's friend, She wants to meet him...the reason is that she has not been able to find a matching blind date in the system recently, so she can only find one from the previous blind dates..."
"It must be her!!" I was excited, such a serious reason, only Amy can use it!
Bernadette turned her head in doubt: "Sorry, what do you mean?" I quickly waved my hand to let her continue.
"Not long ago, about a week ago, I told Sheldon about it, and he decided to set the meeting date to January [-] next year..."
"I'm sorry, but why did you book so late?" Penny asked puzzled, "Also, how did she know you knew Sheldon?"
"... hit the nail on the head!" I had to comment on Penny's precise expression. "Street smarts, Sweetie, thank you." She blew me a kiss.
"Well, I asked Sheldon once, and he said that he didn't have the energy to deal with a brainless woman recently, and next year will be a new year, which will make him more energetic." Bernadette said helplessly, " Howard even wrote down how many friends Sheldon had, and the name of his friend's girlfriend in the profile... Amy wrote it down."
I'm sure Sheldon won't think Amy is a brainless woman when she sees her.I thought to myself.
Penny focused on Amy's appearance. She asked curiously, "How does Amy look? Is she fashionable? Is she pretty?"
Bernadette's answer was very to the point: "It's still... you can still look, it's just her dress..."
"How do you dress?" Penny asked, and I can understand her feelings, just like when my daughter gets married, she will definitely choose a handsome guy... What's wrong?
"...belongs to the kind that shows hands and face all year round..."
"Ohmygod!" Penny exclaimed, "Is there such a woman?"
"...you'll know it when you see her." Bernadette really didn't know how to describe it, "but she and Sheldon's aura match well..."
At that time, everyone will have another good girlfriend, I thought with a smile.
"Then do you have a boyfriend?" Penny asked me suddenly, "Have you? Yes, yes, show me?"
I thought of Mr. Blake for no reason, smiled shyly and took a sip of the juice, then whispered to the two of them: "...there is one, and I am going to chase it."
Penny and Bernadette showed curious expressions, and they couldn't wait to ask me: "Is it handsome? (Is your job good?)"
The two of them looked at each other: "Skin is more important! (Work is the key!)"
Bernadette took the lead in attacking: "Then Leonard has a good face? Is he as tall as you?"
Penny choked, and retorted: "Howard's salary is not as much as yours!"
"...That's pretty good too!"
"Then Leonard looks good too, just a little short!"
I looked at this pair speechlessly, the woman who fights for her own man is the most manly.
"...Xu Kaduo?"
Hearing this voice, my heart instantly floated up like a bubble, flickering.
It's Evelyn Blake!
"Mr. Blake!" I adjusted my facial expression and turned around happily. Mr. Blake stood behind me and looked at me.
I turned my head and gave them a look of "it's him", and the eyes of Penny and Bernadette were instantly hot.
Their expressions expressed great satisfaction with Mr. Blake's appearance.
"Hello, are you Xu Cardo's friend?" Bernadette reached out to Mr. Blake and asked very familiarly, "Where do you work?"
"Hi, I'm Yves Blake. I'm running a restaurant now." Mr. Blake shook hands with her and answered naturally.
Penny and Bernadette looked at each other again, and then handed me a Hongguoguo hinting expression of "Handsome and good at work, you must hurry up".
I hold my face sweetly in my heart.
I immediately lowered my head and said with a kind of aggrieved emphasis: "...This is my favorite dress..."
I just kept my head down, and Sheldon didn't speak.That's great, I applaud myself in my heart, if this situation hadn't happened, I really don't know what to do next.
"The carpet... I'll send it to the cleaning shop for you..." I said dully—it wasn't an act. When I thought of spending a cleaning fee to ask him to forgive me, I felt heartbroken...
Sheldon was silent for two seconds before replying with little confidence: "...This is what you should do."
His voice was less assertive now, and I heard it more sincerely, "Sheldon, I'm sorry! ... What's the big deal about my favorite clothes? ... Your rug is the most important thing ..."
I crashed, is it a bit too much for acting now?But it's easy to put it into the scene by saying it like this... I was aggrieved enough to keep hitting a wall, I lowered my head and sniffed.
Suddenly, a piece of facial tissue was thrust into my hand, and Sheldon’s voice of gnashing teeth came from above my head: "A woman’s tears! It’s so cheap!!" I looked up in astonishment, and he grabbed a box of tissues and said to me unnaturally : "I know, I know! I will let Leonard send the carpet to be cleaned! Put away your tears!!"
I was so surprised by his actions that I didn't recover. The tissue in a daze blew my nose and said in a low voice: "...the tears don't have a switch, you can take them back if you say..."
"Don't contradict my words! ... Also, don't blow your nose in my room!!"
"Okay..." "Okay" stuck in my throat and I didn't finish, but Sheldon seemed to have reacted suddenly and ordered me: "...Don't enter my room! Get out!!"
"Okay!!" I immediately ran out of his room, almost careless! …I stood at the door holding the door frame and looked at Sheldon, then asked cautiously: "...Then can you forgive me?"
His eye knife shot at him immediately, and he said bitterly, "This needs a test!"
I repeatedly said that I can do it: "I have memorized your preferences! I can also get to know you slowly!"
Sheldon looked me up and down suspiciously, and finally said uncertainly: "Come to the training class that weekend!"
I gritted my teeth and hinted that I should not fall short: "...Okay."
He probably saw that I didn't dare to confront him for the time being, so he immediately became arrogant and reprimanded me seriously: "Also, remember to keep a safe distance of 1.5 meters from me when you see me in the future! If what happened just now... If what happened just now happened again..." Sheldon's face flushed slightly, showing an expression of extreme disgust and disgust, "...you will be out of the game with three strikes!"
"...I also hope that this matter will never be mentioned again!" I don't want to think about that terrible impulsive incident again!
Sheldon walked cautiously around the stained rug, saying unhappily, "Emotions are the most disgusting thing."
... Well, I couldn't implore him to be relieved so quickly.He stood at the door and glared at me condescendingly, and I hurried out of the way to let Sheldon pass.
He took two steps, turned around to see that I was still standing there blankly, and scolded me, "Follow me quickly."
I quickly followed his pace and breathed a sigh of relief in my heart.
I followed Sheldon to the living room, Leonard and the others were already sitting on the sofa upright, looking at me and Sheldon motionlessly.
Sheldon didn't think anything was wrong, and he calmly walked to his seat and sat down, leaving me and the whole room to stare.I glared at Sheldon, who looked at me puzzled and annoyed: "Why don't you go out?"
Me: "...you asked me to follow!"
"I asked you to follow, because I don't want you to stand at the door of my room!" He said as a matter of course, and then found that everyone's eyes were on him, and he said helplessly: "...Oh, comeon, you guys We all know."
"...Let's go shopping? Shall we?" Bernadette looked away and said to Penny and me.
"...Go." Penny got up quickly, and the two of them and I escaped from the room full of Sheldon.
-----
I fled home and changed into a pair of jeans. Penny was very eager for me to wear that short skirt, but I justly refused her, and jeans were safe.
We're going to sit at the bar.
As two married couples and a conservative woman, the three of us sat at the bar in a very low-key manner. Penny and Bernadette each ordered a cocktail. I can't drink enough, so I can only order a glass of juice.
"So, you and Sheldon are reconciled, right?" Penny took the brightly colored cocktail from the blond bartender brother and winked at me.
I took a sip of the juice and said firmly, "Didn't you all hear clearly?"
"...well, it's true," Bernadette whispered. "We all thought you'd have to hang around with Sheldon a little longer to do it, but we didn't expect it to be that fast."
"Thanks to his refusal to let me spill the cocoa on the skirt and the carpet, otherwise I don't know how to ask his forgiveness." I said.
Penny took a big sip of her drink and exclaimed, "Your behavior was so cool before! ... Kissing Sheldon! It's unimaginable, isn't it?"
Bernadette smiled wide-eyed, "God, I couldn't even talk. What were you thinking?"
I drank half a glass of juice suddenly, and said with a headache, "Don't ask me! I don't know either. My brain must be congested."
The two of them looked at each other and gossiped at the same time: "...Then do you think Sheldon will be a good boyfriend?"
In order to maintain my image in front of everyone, I endured for a long time before I managed to return the juice that almost entered my trachea back into my esophagus.Wiping my mouth, I looked at them with a shocked expression: "What the hell are you thinking?! What kind of god unfolding is this?"
Bernadette looked at Penny again: "Although we have always believed that Sheldon reproduced by mitosis... But for the first time, there is a woman who can kiss him..."
"Wrong, it was the first young and normal woman who kissed him forcefully - the first one was Leonard's mother, my best friend." Penny corrected.
"—yes, the first young normal woman who kissed him forcibly, it's really hard not to fantasize..." Bernadette accepted Penny's correction kindly, "You know, sometimes fantasizing that Sheldon will What a blush to have a normal girlfriend."
Penny nodded approvingly.
But I thought of Amy again, she should be Sheldon's girlfriend, that's right!But... is she really not there?
"...Sheldon, no girlfriend...never have, have you?" I asked hesitantly.
"Of course!" They answered me in unison, "If he had a girlfriend, his mother wouldn't have to call him every month!"
...the plot changed?
I thought blankly, there was more than a little change.
"Then he, doesn't he even have a blind date?" I asked hurriedly, they gave me a look of "they said they were not interested in him", and the old god Penny said, "Ah, this, two years ago he once again The blind date, it was Howard and Raj's prank... It's just that the blind date girl went for a temporary checkup..."
"I know her. I met her at a meeting between the company and a spiritual institute. Her name seems to be...Amy..." Bernadette recalled, my eyes lit up, "She asked me if I was Sheldon's friend, She wants to meet him...the reason is that she has not been able to find a matching blind date in the system recently, so she can only find one from the previous blind dates..."
"It must be her!!" I was excited, such a serious reason, only Amy can use it!
Bernadette turned her head in doubt: "Sorry, what do you mean?" I quickly waved my hand to let her continue.
"Not long ago, about a week ago, I told Sheldon about it, and he decided to set the meeting date to January [-] next year..."
"I'm sorry, but why did you book so late?" Penny asked puzzled, "Also, how did she know you knew Sheldon?"
"... hit the nail on the head!" I had to comment on Penny's precise expression. "Street smarts, Sweetie, thank you." She blew me a kiss.
"Well, I asked Sheldon once, and he said that he didn't have the energy to deal with a brainless woman recently, and next year will be a new year, which will make him more energetic." Bernadette said helplessly, " Howard even wrote down how many friends Sheldon had, and the name of his friend's girlfriend in the profile... Amy wrote it down."
I'm sure Sheldon won't think Amy is a brainless woman when she sees her.I thought to myself.
Penny focused on Amy's appearance. She asked curiously, "How does Amy look? Is she fashionable? Is she pretty?"
Bernadette's answer was very to the point: "It's still... you can still look, it's just her dress..."
"How do you dress?" Penny asked, and I can understand her feelings, just like when my daughter gets married, she will definitely choose a handsome guy... What's wrong?
"...belongs to the kind that shows hands and face all year round..."
"Ohmygod!" Penny exclaimed, "Is there such a woman?"
"...you'll know it when you see her." Bernadette really didn't know how to describe it, "but she and Sheldon's aura match well..."
At that time, everyone will have another good girlfriend, I thought with a smile.
"Then do you have a boyfriend?" Penny asked me suddenly, "Have you? Yes, yes, show me?"
I thought of Mr. Blake for no reason, smiled shyly and took a sip of the juice, then whispered to the two of them: "...there is one, and I am going to chase it."
Penny and Bernadette showed curious expressions, and they couldn't wait to ask me: "Is it handsome? (Is your job good?)"
The two of them looked at each other: "Skin is more important! (Work is the key!)"
Bernadette took the lead in attacking: "Then Leonard has a good face? Is he as tall as you?"
Penny choked, and retorted: "Howard's salary is not as much as yours!"
"...That's pretty good too!"
"Then Leonard looks good too, just a little short!"
I looked at this pair speechlessly, the woman who fights for her own man is the most manly.
"...Xu Kaduo?"
Hearing this voice, my heart instantly floated up like a bubble, flickering.
It's Evelyn Blake!
"Mr. Blake!" I adjusted my facial expression and turned around happily. Mr. Blake stood behind me and looked at me.
I turned my head and gave them a look of "it's him", and the eyes of Penny and Bernadette were instantly hot.
Their expressions expressed great satisfaction with Mr. Blake's appearance.
"Hello, are you Xu Cardo's friend?" Bernadette reached out to Mr. Blake and asked very familiarly, "Where do you work?"
"Hi, I'm Yves Blake. I'm running a restaurant now." Mr. Blake shook hands with her and answered naturally.
Penny and Bernadette looked at each other again, and then handed me a Hongguoguo hinting expression of "Handsome and good at work, you must hurry up".
I hold my face sweetly in my heart.
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