[Quick Transmigration] The leisurely life of Xiao Shuaishen

Seeing Lu Xiaofu's sly look, Gu Linzhou's heart suddenly became violent. If he had followed his temperament, he really wanted to hug Lu Xiaofu into his arms immediately, kiss him fiercely and possess him.But now is definitely not the right time, the emperor will soon open the door and enter the hall.

Lu Xiaofu pushed him and said: "Go quickly, you still can't believe the strength of this fairy?"

Gu Linzhou had no choice but to be pushed by him, and then turned out of the window.Lu Xiaofu waved at him, and then closed the window.

Gu Linzhou squatted under the window, frowning.Although he knew that Lu Xiaofu was powerful, but he knew it was a thing, and he couldn't stop worrying and jealous in his heart.

Gu Linzhou made a decision, and did not leave just then, but stayed under the window all the time, holding his breath and concentrating so that no one else would notice.

【Di-】

[System prompt: The clairvoyant carrot is in effect! 】

Seeing the system prompt, Lu Xiaofu felt his eyes change instantly, as if he was playing a game, the thick red-painted main hall door in front of him suddenly "disappeared", his eyes passed through the main hall door, and he saw a man in a dragon robe from a distance. The man strode over here.

That man is the uncle who usurped Gu Linzhou's throne. He still has scars on his face. He must have been injured by falling into the pond in the palace the day before yesterday, and his whole face is still a little swollen.The scar hasn't healed yet, and the pain has been forgotten, and it's bad luck to come to Lu Xiaofu again.

The emperor walked briskly all the way, looking very unsatisfied, his lips were still moving slightly, he should be saying something.

【Di-】

[System prompt: Shunfeng ear carrot takes effect! 】

The next moment Lu Xiaofu heard clearly, the emperor smiled sinisterly, and said wretchedly: "Today, I will make you, little lady, into submission. Let's see who can save you after entering my palace! She is just a fool, I can't play anymore? What a joke. I just want to have fun!"

In the past, Lu Xiaofu could at most use the vicinity of the system to capture words, but now he saw it with his own eyes and heard it with his own ears, and he always felt that this carrot was too heaven-defying, and he really became a hero in martial arts novels in minutes.

"Heh—" Lu Xiaofu sneered, if you want to play well, then play with you and see who can't afford it in the end.

The emperor approached step by step, and when he reached the door, he immediately raised his hand and waved away the surrounding palace people, saying: "You all step back, no one is allowed to come without my order, do you understand?"

"Yes, Your Majesty."

The palace people didn't dare to disobey, and immediately lowered their heads and acted fiercely.

They are old people in the palace, they have been serving His Majesty all the time, how can they not know what His Majesty is thinking.His majesty is lustful, he must have taken a fancy to the concubine of the silly prince.

【Di-】

[System prompt: Shunfeng ear carrot takes effect! 】

Maid: Don't tell me, the concubine's birth is really beautiful, I feel pity for it!

Waiter: Yes, no wonder His Majesty has played tricks on the princess.

Maid: It seems that if the princess's innocence is lost today, it would be really pitiful.

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

Shunfeng's ear could hear it too far away, after those palace people left, they couldn't help but start chewing their tongues in the distance, Lu Xiaofu could hear it clearly.

With the blessing of the camouflage card, in the eyes of outsiders, Lu Xiaofu is the beautiful princess, but those who know Lu Xiaofu have not seen any changes in him, just like Gu Linzhou, in Gu Linzhou's eyes, Lu Xiaofu It's still his Xianjun, and there's nothing wrong with it.

Lu Xiaofu was praised by the maids and servants for his appearance, he really couldn't laugh or cry.

"Da da--"

"Boom—"

The emperor came over and opened the door of the hall himself without the help of the palace people.

Lu Xiaofu looked at the red lacquered door of the main hall, which opened little by little, and light leaked in from the crack of the door.

The corner of Lu Xiaofu's mouth twitched into a cruel smile, and raised his eyebrows slightly.

【Di-】

[Shen God buff (level 3) takes effect! 】

The emperor hurriedly pushed the red-painted hall door with all his strength. The door was extremely heavy. Usually, the servants or guards would push it, and it was not done by one person. Four people were required to push it from both sides. Only in this way can the push be compared smooth.

The emperor tried his best to push the door of the palace, seeing the door opened, his eyes were so greedy that he was about to drool.

Just at this time……

There was a "squeak--", I don't know what the sound was, anyway, it came from the gate of the main hall.

Then there was another "squeak".

The heavy palace doors are very strong. There are countless large and small halls in this palace, and each of the palace doors is very strong. There has never been a problem, let alone...

It was taken directly.

The emperor stretched out his hand and pushed it, but the next moment he yelled "Ah", before he could even say "Help", the heavy palace door was suddenly slammed down, broke away from the door frame, and fell outwards with a loud crash.

"what!!!"

The emperor yelled again, and without any suspense, he was smashed down by the palace door that was photographed.

Because the gate of the palace was too large, the emperor was completely pressed under it, only a small section of yellow dragon robe was exposed, and he could hardly see anything.

"Help... help..."

"Come on, I... I've been crushed!"

"Come on!"

The emperor was slammed by the door, and the door was too heavy. He couldn't push it up by himself, so he lay on the ground and yelled for help.

It's a pity that the sound was blocked, the sound became much quieter, and the palace people were sent to a far away place, so no one could hear the emperor's cry.Perhaps only Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou could hear it.

When Gu Linzhou heard the loud noise, he thought something happened, so he quickly opened some window cracks to look outside.

Lu Xiaofu knew that Gu Linzhou hadn't left, he was squatting outside the window with a label of "Peeping Prince" on his head, which looked very funny.

Lu Xiaofu quietly went to the window, opened the window, lay down on the window sill, and said in a low voice: "You see, how powerful I am, you see, he is screaming that he is not working every day, and he still wants to put this immortal How are you doing?"

【Di-】

【Dazed Prince】

When Gu Linzhou saw it, he was a little dazed. After a while, he calmed down and said, "Xianjun really has a way, it's very powerful."

Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, you are also very good at flattering, I like it.

Lu Xiaofu simply grabbed Gu Linzhou's hand and pulled him in from the window.

Gu Linzhou held Lu Xiaofu's hand, his heart began to rippling again, beating wildly.He wanted to kiss Lu Xiaofu just now, but now he couldn't hold back.

Gu Linzhou immediately lowered his head, but he didn't get close at all, Lu Xiaofu turned his head away and avoided it.

Lu Xiaofu frowned at him, and said in a low voice: "Be careful that the emperor hears it, come with me, don't make a sound."

【Di-】

【A bit aggrieved prince】

Gu Linzhou's sneak attack was unsuccessful, and his whole body was listless, looking extremely pitiful, which made Lu Xiaofu feel so guilty.

Lu Xiaofu whispered: "Come on, I'll take you to have fun."

The emperor over there was still slapped under the door, yelling for a long time, and the sound through the door panel was not necessarily loud.His voice was hoarse, and no one came to rescue him. He was so angry that his head was about to explode, but he was also suffering the consequences.

Lu Xiaofu led Gu Linzhou to the entrance of the main hall quietly, then pointed to the emperor who was pressed under the door, and gave Gu Linzhou a wink.

【Di-】

【The prince who thought you were winking】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

Lu Xiaofu saw that he and Gu Linzhou really had no sympathy as usual, so he waved his hands to give up, then patted his chest, motioning for himself to demonstrate.

Gu Linzhou watched as Lu Xiaofu let go of his hand, then took a few steps forward, and stepped on the collapsed palace door.

"Ahhhh!"

"what happened?"

"Crush me to death!"

The gate of the palace was already heavy, if Lu Xiaofu stepped on it again, the weight would be...

Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, "Scream, if your throat is broken, no one will come to rescue you, you'd better scream louder, let you try too, what is the unbearable burden in life!"

Lu Xiaofu had a sullen look on his face, and he curled his lips into a silent smile.Tell you to bully Gu Linzhou all the time, but Gu Linzhou is my man, someone is covering him, okay?

Gu Linzhou's eyelids twitched wildly. He thought that Lu Xiaofu was going to do something unfathomable, but he didn't expect...

This behavior is a little childish, and a little childish, if someone else did it, Gu Linzhou might dismiss it, but now seeing Lu Xiaofu like this, he thinks it is really cute, no matter how you look at it, he thinks it is good.

After Lu Xiaofu stepped on it, he sat on it again, and the emperor screamed louder now.

【Di-】

[System prompt: Shunfeng ear carrot takes effect! 】

Maid: Listen, is His Majesty calling?

Waiter: I didn't hear anything. I'm afraid you heard it wrong.

Maid: Maybe, it seems that there is no sound again.

"Help! Help!" the emperor yelled desperately.

【Di-】

[System prompt: Shunfeng ear carrot takes effect! 】

Maid: Oh, I really seem to hear the voice of calling for help.

Waiter: Really, you don't listen to what you shouldn't, and don't read what you shouldn't. You've been in the palace for so long, why don't you understand!

Maid: Yes...

Internal servant: The princess must be calling for help. We must not go there and disturb the emperor's good affairs, otherwise...

The emperor's voice was so loud that the maids and servants over there thought it was Lu Xiaofu calling for help. Thinking of the emperor's order just now, they dared not come over at all, wishing to cover their ears as if they hadn't heard anything.

This time, the emperor was in a terrible situation by Lu Xiaofu, no one came to rescue him for a while, and he didn't know how long he would be crushed by the door.

【Di-】

[System prompt: The clairvoyant carrot is in effect! 】

Lu Xiaofu was maliciously retaliating when suddenly the clairvoyant carrot had an effect.What he saw in front of his eyes was no longer the palace around him, it changed instantly.

I saw in a clean garden, a graceful and luxurious old lady, followed by a rather young man, and the two were talking.

【Di-】

[System prompt: Shunfeng ear carrot takes effect! 】

The man said flatteringly, "Your Majesty, you can rest assured."

The graceful and luxurious old lady was originally the queen mother. She looked old, but she was well maintained. She frowned and said, "Master, how can the Ai family rest assured? This Gu Linzhou is the prince of the late emperor. If Gu Linzhou didn't really go crazy, he must be eradicated!"

The national teacher said: "If this person is not crazy, he has been pretending to be crazy for so many years, he may have gone crazy long ago. Empress Dowager, you are too worried."

"Oh——" the Queen Mother sighed and said, "Master, you need to know that if Gu Linzhou really becomes the emperor, your glory and wealth will come to an end. All the benefits you have now are given to you by the emperor and Aijia."

"Yes, yes." The national teacher nodded and bowed, with a flattering expression.

The queen mother frowned and said: "The Ai family has been worried. This time, Gu Linzhou and his concubine were called into the palace. In fact, the most important thing is to let the national teacher meet Gu Linzhou and see if he is really crazy. National teacher, you have great supernatural powers and boundless power, and the Ai family trusts you."

After hearing this, Lu Xiaofu felt a little strange, who is this national teacher, why does he look like a charlatan and sound like a charlatan?

【Di-】

[National teacher pretending to be a master]

Sure enough, a system label appeared on the head of the national teacher, and Lu Xiaofu saw that it was similar to himself.

Lu Xiaofu relied on the Fading God System to pretend to be a real dragon and god in front of Gu Linzhou.And this national teacher, who did not know what, played tricks in front of the queen mother in exchange for his glory and wealth.

For so many years, the queen mother has always been worried, thinking that Gu Linzhou may have been pretending to be crazy, so she tried many times and asked the Fourth Miss of the Jiang family to marry Gu Linzhou and work carefully by his side.This time, it was even an excuse to call Gu Linzhou into the palace, and wanted the powerful national teacher to take a closer look.

Logically speaking, the former emperor and the new emperor are brothers of the same mother, and both are the biological sons of the empress dowager. Gu Linzhou is the grandson of the empress dowager, but the empress dowager seems to dislike Gu Linzhou very much. strangeness.

The former emperor and the new emperor are indeed the queen mother's own sons, but the age difference between the first emperor and the new emperor is quite large, and the queen mother obviously loves the younger son more.

The first emperor was decisive and strategic.The new emperor is different, he likes to spend time and wine, and his mouth is the sweetest on weekdays.

When the first emperor was around, the queen mother had no use for her, and she couldn't interfere with the government.But the new emperor is different, he doesn't care about anything, and the government almost always listens to the Queen Mother.

The queen mother is a person who likes to discuss politics, and likes the feeling of being in power.She also tried to give advice to the first emperor before, but most of them did not adopt it, so the queen mother had long been dissatisfied with her eldest son.

In addition, as the younger brother, he was always spending time and drinking to commit crimes, the first emperor naturally reprimanded him many times, the younger brother went to complain to his mother, and the queen mother didn't like the elder son even more.

Later, the youngest son wanted to seek power and usurp the throne, and the queen mother also contributed to it.

At first, the Empress Dowager felt that if her grandson Gu Linzhou came to the throne at only eight years old, she could listen to the government behind the curtain, that would be great.

However, Gu Linzhou had his own opinions since he was a child. At the age of only eight, he was taught by his father to be proficient in all aspects of culture, martial arts and martial arts. He was like a young adult, not as easy to fool as ordinary children.

And if Gu Linzhou succeeds to the throne, then the queen mother is not the queen mother, but the empress dowager. There is a difference of two generations in this generation. If his son succeeds, the queen mother is still the queen mother.

After thinking about it so carefully, the Queen Mother felt displeased. It would be better to support the youngest son to succeed to the throne. The youngest son obeyed her own orders from an early age, which is much better than a little child who does not obey discipline. Wouldn't it be better?

After thinking about it for a while, the queen mother finally helped her younger son to usurp the throne, and exterminated the eldest son and daughter-in-law, leaving only Gu Linzhou, the little grandson.

Gu Linzhou was under house arrest for a long time, and finally the new emperor was forced to release Gu Linzhou outside the palace and confine him in the palace due to the pressure of rumors from the outside world.

Over the years, Gu Linzhou grew bigger and bigger. The queen mother thought that she was treating Gu Linzhou harshly. He was such a young child, but he could die outside the palace in a few years, and it would be over. Who expected Gu Linzhou to grow up safely. The longer he grew, the more the queen mother felt uneasy.

This time, the queen mother sent Miss Jiang Si to the palace to act in a show, and asked her to stare at Gu Linzhou for twelve hours a day.He also asked people to invite Gu Linzhou and the princess to the palace, saying that they would attend the banquet, but in fact they wanted the national teacher to appraise whether Gu Linzhou was really crazy.

Where did the national teacher dare not agree to the queen mother's request, he agreed in a row.

The queen mother said: "Why haven't Gu Linzhou and the princess arrived yet? Don't you think too much about Ai's family?!"

The national teacher felt a little embarrassed when he heard it, and said falteringly: "The queen mother calms down... yes... it is like this. The emperor called the person away temporarily... the emperor..."

The Empress Dowager knew her youngest son best, and when she heard the national teacher's hesitant tone, she immediately understood.The emperor must have committed an old problem and fell in love with Gu Linzhou's princess.

The Fourth Miss of the Jiang Family, the Empress Dowager had also seen her before, she was so beautiful that she couldn't be said to be peerless, but she was indeed a beauty, and she was so young, so she was naturally very attractive to the Emperor.

The emperor called people away, what else could he do?He must have wanted to take that fool's daughter-in-law for himself.

The queen mother didn't seem so surprised and angry, she waved her hands, and just said: "That's all, it's just a woman, the emperor can do whatever he likes, and the Ai family doesn't want to care too much, as long as there is no big trouble, it's up to you." he."

When Lu Xiaofu heard this, he was so angry, as expected, the bear children were raised by their parents.The emperor bullied men and women, but the queen mother didn't care about it at all, and she was so indulgent, no wonder the emperor looked so incompetent and obscene.

"Xianjun?"

Gu Linzhou called Lu Xiaofu several times in a low voice, but Lu Xiaofu didn't hear him. Gu Linzhou shook him lightly twice, and then Lu Xiaofu came to his senses.

Lu Xiaofu turned his head to silence Gu Linzhou, then pulled Gu Linzhou away from the window of the main hall.

The two were far away from the main hall, and Gu Linzhou dared to speak a little louder, saying: "Xianjun, why did you lose your mind just now? I didn't even hear Linzhou calling you."

Lu Xiaofu said inscrutablely: "I wasn't distracted, I was casting clairvoyance and wind ear spells to see the surrounding situation."

【Di-】

【Your little fanboy prince】

When he said this, Gu Linzhou's face was full of admiration, and he said, "That's the case, did the fairy see anything?"

Lu Xiaofu nodded and said: "I saw that the Empress Dowager and the Imperial Teacher are conspiring to test you. You must not show your feet for a while."

"National teacher?" Gu Linzhou smiled and said, "Is that the liar?"

Sure enough, the national teacher is nothing but a charlatan.

Because many beauties were presented to the emperor, the emperor appointed him a high official when he was happy.

The national teacher is particularly good at flattering horses, and pretending to be a ghost. It didn't take long for the queen mother to be bluffed by him, so she was named the national teacher.

Gu Linzhou wasn't too worried, and said, "He's just a timid person, so you don't need to worry too much, Xianjun."

Over there the emperor was crushed under the door of the palace, and he was about to pass out. The queen mother was impatient and finally called someone to come over to urge her, only then did she see that the door of the palace collapsed, and the emperor was crushed with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

When everyone was flying around to rescue the emperor, the banquet was about to begin, and Gu Linzhou and Lu Xiaofu had already been brought to the banquet and arranged seats to sit down.

The banquet was about to begin, but neither the emperor nor the queen mother appeared. Everyone present was a little strange and whispered to each other.

Someone said: "Your Majesty and the Queen Mother, why haven't they appeared yet?"

"I'm afraid it was delayed by some important event."

"Maybe it's a border issue."

The border gate didn't know what happened, but Lu Xiaofu knew that the emperor and the queen mother were definitely not delayed because of the border gate.but...

【Di-】

[System prompt: Shunfeng ear carrot takes effect! 】

[System prompt: The clairvoyant carrot is in effect! 】

Lu Xiaofu immediately activated the effect of functional carrots, and suddenly his eyes changed, and he saw a group of anxious palace people.

Both the queen mother and the national teacher were there, and the queen mother was in a hurry, raising her hands and screaming: "What are you doing! Move quickly! Use some strength!"

"Oh, it hurts me to death!" the emperor yelled from under the door.

Seven or eight servants and bodyguards crowded around the door of the collapsed hall, worked together to lift the red-painted door, and finally dragged the emperor out from below.

"Ho-"

The queen mother took a sharp breath and almost passed out from fright.

Just look at the emperor's face which was useless, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and his face was covered with nosebleeds, he looked like an evil ghost crawling back from the Temple of Hell, it was terrifying.

Not only was the emperor's face swollen and flew up after being slapped, but even his legs were not spared, as if they were broken and unable to move.

"Don't be dazed! Send it to the imperial doctor!"

The national teacher was more clever, and hurriedly shouted for the imperial doctor to come over and treat the emperor.

The queen mother was about to go mad, and said: "What's going on! Didn't the emperor ask the princess to come over... come over to that! How did this happen? Where is the princess!"

The palace people were stunned by the question, unable to answer at all, they all lowered their heads and dared not make a sound.

Lu Xiaofu was brought in secretly, and the palace people did not see Lu Xiaofu walking in.Later they were all sent away by the emperor, so Lu Xiaofu did not come out.

This is ancient times. Although the palace is heavily guarded, there are no modern cameras.Lu Xiaofu was blessed by the system, and Gu Linzhou was superb in martial arts. It was no problem for them to leave quietly, and no one noticed.

The Empress Dowager was so angry that she felt that the well-established palace gate could collapse. Maybe it was the princess who did it. Her intentions were so vicious that she wanted to crush the emperor to death!

The Empress Dowager was so angry that she pushed away the palace servants angrily, and was about to go to the banquet to settle accounts with Lu Xiaofu.

"The Queen Mother, calm down! The Queen Mother, calm down!"

The national teacher blocked him from behind, but was ruthlessly pushed by the queen mother.

Lu Xiaofu couldn't help but burst out laughing when he saw the goofs and dogs jumping over there.

Gu Linzhou looked at him sideways, and said in a low voice, "Daughter-in-law, what are you laughing at?"

【Di-】

【Sorry White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu】

When Lu Xiaofu was suddenly called "daughter-in-law", he was stunned for an instant, and stared at Gu Linzhou in surprise.

【Di-】

【The prince who made a fool of you and molested you】

Gu Linzhou smiled naturally, leaned into his ear and whispered: "This is a banquet, I have to pretend to be stupid, so I can't call you Xianjun, I can only call you daughter-in-law, please forgive me."

Lu Xiaofu felt that Gu Linzhou's breath sprayed on his ears, and it was extremely itchy. Hearing his ambiguous words again, he suddenly felt that the banquet was a bit hot.

Lu Xiaofu hurriedly pushed him away, but Gu Linzhou took his hand, hugged him in his arms, and said with a smile: "Daughter-in-law is soft and fragrant, I want my daughter-in-law to hug and kiss me. "

Lu Xiaofu: "..." Is Gu Linzhou pretending to be a fool or a rascal?Why don't you hold it high, why don't you go to the sky?

Gu Linzhou was obviously playing a hooligan, but when others saw him, they really thought he was a fool, and he was not on guard, so he didn't take a second look.

Gu Linzhou embraced Lu Xiaofu openly and aboveboard, and the benefits were quite good.

Gu Linzhou leaned over again and said in a low voice, "Daughter-in-law, what were you laughing at just now? But what did you see that was interesting?"

Lu Xiaofu said: "Later the queen mother will come to me to ask my teacher Xingshi for her crimes, isn't it interesting?"

When he said this, Gu Linzhou's face became more serious, and his arms holding Lu Xiaofu became stronger, and he said, "Don't be afraid, daughter-in-law, your husband will protect you."

"Hehe!" Lu Xiaofu glared at him and said, "You let me go as soon as possible, or I..."

"No." Gu Linzhou smiled and looked down at him.

【Di-】

【The unscrupulous and shameless prince】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

While they were talking, the Empress Dowager came in a threatening manner, her entire face was blue.

【Di-】

【The queen mother who is ready to attack】

When everyone saw the queen mother finally came out, they immediately stood up and saluted.It's just that the Empress Dowager had already walked in front of Lu Xiaofu before she could tell everyone to calm down.

When everyone looked at it, they didn't dare to breathe. They felt that the Queen Mother must be angry, and she looked like she was going to kill people, but they didn't know why.

Lu Xiaofu was very calm, with a look on his face that I was innocent and wronged.Gu Linzhou became vigilant, and protected Lu Xiaofu in his arms without any trace.

The queen mother stared angrily at Lu Xiaofu who was in Gu Linzhou's arms, and said with a sneer, "Okay! The Fourth Miss of the Jiang family is really nice! Come here!"

The guards entered the banquet in response, all waiting in full force.

The queen mother roared at the top of her lungs: "Put this witch who murdered the emperor! Detain me! Arrest her! The Ai family will tear her into pieces."

There was an uproar at the banquet for a while, and everyone was stunned, completely unaware of what happened.

Although Lu Xiaofu was the one involved, he was the calmest one, saying: "Why did the empress dowager say such a thing?"

The Empress Dowager heard that Lu Xiaofu was pretending to be an idiot, and immediately felt furious, and said with a sneer, "You intended to assassinate His Majesty! You didn't even know your mistake! Well, the Ai family must punish you, a witch, today!"

Lu Xiaofu was very calm, and said: "The words of the empress dowager are even more unbelievable. Today's banquet, everyone is waiting here, and I have not seen His Majesty's honor, how can I assassinate His Majesty?"

As soon as he said this, the queen mother was stunned.

It was the emperor who asked someone to call Gu Linzhou's concubine to the palace where the emperor was having fun, and the emperor was also injured in that palace.The Queen Mother didn't take the matter of the Emperor wanting to seize the Princess, it was commonplace, but she couldn't say it clearly, especially in front of so many people. Then...

Lu Xiaofu insisted that he had never met the emperor, and the queen mother couldn't tell everyone where Lu Xiaofu met the emperor. Now it's over, the queen mother froze there, feeling like she was cooking dumplings in a teapot.

The national teacher hurried over, stopped the queen mother, and said in a low voice: "Queen mother, you must not make things big now, the royal family's face is important. The princess of this fool prince is just a girl, she is just a little bit eloquent, and then you can find me at random. For any reason, she can be punished."

【Di-】

【The empress dowager who swallowed her anger】

The Empress Dowager naturally knew the importance of face. The emperor was always lustful, and both the people and the court were dissatisfied with it. If it was reported that the emperor wanted to occupy his nephew's daughter-in-law, wouldn't it cause chaos in the world.

The queen mother laughed, and immediately changed her face, with a kind and kind look, and said: "Oh, Aijia is just making a joke. It scares you. I didn't expect you to be so ignorant. You can't make fun of it." Just kidding. Ugh..."

When the queen mother said this, everyone present breathed a sigh of relief, no matter what the queen mother said was true or false, at least it showed that the queen mother would not make trouble again.

Today, everyone came to the palace to participate in the banquet, and they didn't want to be tainted with bad luck. If one did not do well, they would be implicated, and they might lose their heads. This is no joke.

Lu Xiaofu knew that the Empress Dowager couldn't make trouble, so he laughed like a villain.

Gu Linzhou also heaved a sigh of relief, instead of saluting to the queen mother, he just held Lu Xiaofu's hand and conscientiously pretended to be a fool.

Gu Linzhou deliberately peeked at the queen mother standing in front of them, and whispered, "Daughter-in-law, who is this person, she is so fierce, I'm afraid..."

Lu Xiaofu almost burst out laughing, Gu Linzhou pretended to be a little milk dog, and he really looked good, the cute Lu Xiaofu is not to be missed.

Lu Xiaofu patted the top of Gu Linzhou's head, and said with comfort, "Your Majesty, don't be afraid."

The queen mother glared at Gu Linzhou, but she couldn't say anything more to a fool, so holding back her anger, she walked to the top seat and sat down.

As soon as the queen mother left, Lu Xiaofu immediately winked at Gu Linzhou, and said in a low voice, "How is it? I am a powerful immortal."

"Xianjun is really powerful, Linzhou admires it." Gu Linzhou also whispered.

This "soft and soft" Gu Linzhou made Lu Xiaofu feel happy, and felt that he was very tall and stalwart in an instant, and it felt so sour.

The queen mother had already sat down, but the emperor did not appear.

At the moment the emperor is still on the dragon couch in the bedroom, ouch crying out in pain, his nose is bruised and his face is swollen, and one of his legs is broken, where can he show up, he can't see anyone at all.

【Di-】

【A serious nonsense queen mother】

The queen mother sat down and said: "The emperor's dragon body is slightly ill. The imperial doctor has already diagnosed and treated it. Please rest a lot. The emperor will not come for today's banquet, so that you will not be restrained. The banquet will begin now."

As soon as the queen mother said, the banquet was held immediately.

Today's banquet doesn't look like a family banquet, there are quite a few people attending the banquet, although Lu Xiaofu looked at them and felt unfamiliar, but the big guys all have labels on their heads, so what are they doing and what are their identities , Lu Xiaofu is very clear.

Generals, captains, servants and the like sat all over the room, except for Prime Minister Jiang.

Lu Xiaofu knew best that Prime Minister Jiang was supposed to come today, but because he was afraid and cowardly, he didn't dare to show his face at all. He just said he was sick at home, and he was wondering whether he should pack up and run back home.

In this banquet, there are also seats for female relatives, which are hung in a remote corner with a curtain, and the shadows of the daughters of gold are faintly visible behind the curtain.

Lu Xiaofu is now pretending to be the Fourth Miss of the Jiang family, and she is already a princess who has left the court, so she does not sit on the female family table, but follows Gu Linzhou, and the two of them share the same seat.

Gu Linzhou kept holding Lu Xiaofu's hand, as if he was afraid that Lu Xiaofu would run away in the blink of an eye.

In fact, Gu Linzhou was afraid of any accidents at the banquet, so he should be careful.

"Daughter-in-law, what are you looking at?"

Gu Linzhou whispered in his ear.

Lu Xiaofu didn't hear what he was saying for a while, and seemed to be watching extremely intently.

Gu Linzhou didn't want to now, the room was full of men, Lu Xiaofu was so focused on it, he was naturally looking at a certain man.

Sure enough, Gu Linzhou followed Lu Xiaofu's gaze, and saw an imposing young general. Although he was not wearing armor, he was tall and straight, and he had an extraordinary bearing.

This young general is well-known in the capital...

playboy.

Although Gu Linzhou mostly stayed in the mansion and didn't go out for a walk, he still knew his name like thunder.

This major general was born handsome and extraordinary, it is said that he followed his father to fight in the north and south since he was a child, and the newborn calf has made outstanding achievements in battle, he seems to be extremely iron-blooded.But he is also a person who knows how to pity and cherish jade, and when he speaks nice and gentle words, there are piles of them, and he has never repeated the same.

All the daughters in the capital have heard his name, and the number of daughters who don't admire him may be counted on one hand.

"Fang Yan is actually here..."

Lu Xiaofu whispered in surprise.

"Daughter-in-law, do you know Fang Yan?" Gu Linzhou frowned.

【Di-】

【Puffer fish version of the prince】

That young major general is not the only son of General Fang, whose name is Fang Yan.

Lu Xiaofu suddenly saw a familiar face in the crowd, which was quite a pleasant surprise. That person was wearing an ancient costume, three parts serious and seven parts frivolous, chatting and laughing with the people next to him, wasn't it Fang Yan?

This is the third world that Lu Xiaofu travels through, and Fang Yan appears in every world, so it seems to be quite predestined.Every time Lu Xiaofu and Fang Yan get along well, so they have a good impression of him and are very friendly.

Lu Xiaofu listened to Gu Linzhou asking himself, so he said generously: "It's considered... acquaintance."

They did know each other before, but now Fang Yan probably doesn't remember himself either.

【Di-】

【Prince with weird expression】

Gu Linzhou's face immediately twisted, the expression was really indescribable, Lu Xiaofu's eyelids twitched wildly.

【Di-】

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Gu Linzhou (mental activity): Xianjun actually knew Fang Yan, that playboy?

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): How did they meet?

Lu Xiaofu was surprised, is Fang Yan another playboy character?

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Gu Linzhou (mental activity): Could it be that...

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): Fang Yan is the object of double cultivation that my daughter-in-law once said?

Lu Xiaofu (mental activity): ...? ? ?

Lu Xiaofu already knew that Gu Linzhou's brain hole was very big, and it was still the kind that couldn't be filled in any way.He is obviously a dedicated and good man, but why did Gu Linzhou turn into a scumbag out of nowhere.

Lu Xiaofu approached Gu Linzhou expressionlessly, and said, "Didn't I tell you before? I can read minds, so don't make random associations, okay?"

Gu Linzhou was caught suddenly, a little embarrassed, coughed, and said, "How did you know him, daughter-in-law?"

Lu Xiaofu said perfunctorily, "Anyway, I just met him twice."

Fang Yan spoke a few words with others, then poked his head to look behind the hanging tent of the female relatives, as if he was looking for someone.Many young ladies also watched Fang Yan secretly from behind the gauze curtain. Through a layer of tulle, those young ladies blushed with shame and whispered who the major general was looking at.

Lu Xiaofu was also a little curious, and said, "Is Fang Yan looking for Hun'er?"

Gu Linzhou's heart was sour, he always felt that Lu Xiaofu and Fang Yan had a very good relationship before.

He simply turned around, and used his broad shoulders to block Lu Xiaofu's line of sight, so that no light could pass through.

Lu Xiaofu moved a little to the side, who knew that Gu Linzhou was already prepared.

Gu Linzhou just slightly raised his hand, and Lu Xiaofu moved, as if throwing himself into Gu Linzhou's arms.

Gu Linzhou lowered his head and smiled, and said, "Daughter-in-law