[Quick Transmigration] The leisurely life of Xiao Shuaishen
Chapter 61 The Rabbit-Eared Boy
Lu Xiaofu squatted on the ground, looked up at Gu Linzhou who was condescending, with an embarrassed expression on his face.
Seeing that he couldn't get up, Gu Linzhou bent down a little, first took his arm and helped him up.
As soon as Gu Linzhou moved, Lu Xiaofu immediately yelled, "Don't, don't...don't touch me."
【Di-】
【Confused Prince】
Gu Linzhou showed a "poor" look, and said, "But I went out of the room by myself just now and didn't tell you, so are you angry?"
Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, how is it possible, it's just a little worried.Besides, you have a private meeting with your old friend, so I didn't say anything.
Lu Xiaofu waved his hands perfunctorily, and said, "No, I'll just stand up by myself in a while, I don't need your help."
【Di-】
【Lost Prince】
Gu Linzhou's eyebrows and the corners of his eyes drooped a little, feeling lifeless and lifeless, and said, "You are still angry..."
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
I always feel that after Gu Linzhou travels to ancient times, he will act like a baby, it's almost...
【Di-】
【White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu with Trembling Heart】
Lu Xiaofu felt that he was almost killed by the "soft" Gu Linzhou, and his nosebleed was about to flow out.In such cold weather, a nosebleed will freeze.
Lu Xiaofu coughed, and said in his heart that he really lost to Gu Linzhou.He had no choice but to hold Gu Linzhou's hand, and stood up with his strength. His legs also healed while he was talking, and he was not so numb and uncomfortable.
Lu Xiaofu said: "I said I'm not angry, it's just that my legs are numb, so I can't stand up."
Gu Linzhou showed his original expression, and said, "That's the thing, let's go back to the house, and I'll give you a massage, okay?"
Well that's fine, sounds good, but...
Lu Xiaofu glanced sideways at the dancing girl Xichun standing beside him. Did Gu Linzhou regard Xichun as air?
【Di-】
【Envy the dancing girl who hates you】
Seeing her master being so tender and caring for an unknown person, Xichun felt a turmoil in her heart, and the fight was full of jealousy, and there was a sour smell everywhere.
Xichun quickly opened his mouth and said, "Your Highness! Xichun still has something to report."
Gu Linzhou took Lu Xiaofu's hand, finally stopped and said, "What is it?"
【Di-】
【The dancer who is full of hostility towards you】
Xichun glanced at Lu Xiaofu, and said: "Your Highness, it is about the border war, which is of great importance. Please come with me, Your Highness, and let me speak."
Lu Xiaofu raised his eyebrows, wondering if Xichun likes Gu Linzhou?Otherwise, why would you be so hostile to yourself?
With a magnanimous look on his face, Lu Xiaofu waved his hands and said, "Then you guys continue talking, I'll go back to my room first."
Lu Xiaofu thought to himself, what's the matter, if you don't let me listen, I won't be able to hear it?When I went back to the room and turned on the system, I could still see everything clearly.
"Xiaofu, don't go." Gu Linzhou held his hand tightly.
This will make the dancer Xichun present, and Gu Linzhou can't call Lu Xiaofu a fairy, so he can only call him by his first name.
Gu Linzhou glanced at Xichun who was opposite, and said, "Xiaofu is one of my own, I trust him, if you have anything to say, just say it."
"Your Highness!" Xichun's eyes widened in disbelief.
【Di-】
【surprised dancing girl】
Xichun looked Lu Xiaofu up and down several times, and said: "Your Highness, don't be distracted for a moment and mislead the important matter! This person's origin is unknown, and his behavior is quite strange, how can he get His Highness's favor. If he did it secretly What kind of hands and feet, I'm afraid Your Highness..."
When Lu Xiaofu heard this, the woman spoke quite straight, and she was still in front of her, so she really didn't give face by saying that.
"Xichun." Gu Linzhou said indifferently, "Are you questioning my king's decision?"
"Xichun dare not." Xichun quickly knelt on the ground, and said anxiously: "Xichun is just afraid that His Highness will be blinded by someone with evil intentions."
This Xichun is a very famous kabuki in the capital, many dignitaries, even the emperor has heard of her fame, and they all want to see her beauty and invite her to sing and dance.
Because of Xichun's reputation, people often invite her to the mansion, and she has the most extensive acquaintances.Xi Chun wandered around the mansions of these high-ranking officials and nobles on weekdays. He was very well informed and could get a lot of secrets.
Others don't know that this seemingly weak dancer actually has a different background, she is the eyeliner of the silly prince Gu Linzhou.When Xichun inquired about any news from those dignitaries, he would immediately ask someone to tell Gu Linzhou.
Speaking of the relationship between Xichun and Gu Linzhou, it goes back a long, long time.
At the age of eight, Gu Linzhou suffered an accident. As the emperor, his father became seriously ill, his mother was killed, and finally the throne was taken away by his hypocritical uncle. He was put under house arrest and tortured day and night.
When the new emperor ascended the throne, in order to stabilize the court inside and outside, he would kill all those stubborn old minions who were loyal to the first emperor, and Xichun's father was the first emperor's personal bodyguard.
Xichun's family was also wiped out, but she survived, living alone on the street, and her life was not easy.
Later, Xichun contacted Gu Linzhou, who was under house arrest in the palace, and decided to help Gu Linzhou get revenge. He has been helping Gu Linzhou to find out the news all these years, which is indeed a hard work.
Gu Linzhou trusted her and thanked her, but Gu Linzhou couldn't give her anything else.
Xichun obviously has unusual feelings for Gu Linzhou, it's not respect for his master, his eyes are full of innumerable admiration.
Xichun is young, beautiful, and proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Many men are fascinated by her, but Xichun doesn't look down on those people at all. She just wholeheartedly helps Gu Linzhou to pursue a great cause.
She thought, Gu Linzhou will definitely be grateful to her when the great cause is achieved.I have a low status, even if I can't be a queen, I can still be a little concubine, at least I can be by Gu Linzhou's side for the rest of my life, that's enough.
But now, Xichun suddenly has someone beside Gu Linzhou, and Gu Linzhou cares about him so much, Xichun is not satisfied all of a sudden.
She was so jealous that she felt that Gu Linzhou belonged to her and could not be shared with other people. She had to drive Lu Xiaofu away, so she couldn't help targeting Lu Xiaofu everywhere.
When Gu Linzhou heard Xichun's words, his expression was very ugly, and he said coldly: "You don't need to say too much, this king knows who Lu Xiaofu is. This king knows that Xiaofu is good to me wholeheartedly, and there is no such thing as What a bad intention. And this king has also decided to treat Xiaofu wholeheartedly. He is now my king's concubine, and this king is not the kind of half-hearted person. With a princess, he will no longer fall in love with others."
【Di-】
【White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu Suspected to Be a Shield】
Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?
Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, the label on my head seems a bit strange.
What Gu Linzhou said couldn't be more straightforward, and he rejected Xichun's thoughts on him without any tact.It seems that Gu Linzhou already knew what kind of thoughts Xichun had for him, but he didn't think much about Xichun.
Xichun's face turned pale in an instant, and the label on his head changed back and forth, despairing for a while, heartache for a while, and then a look of despair.
【Di-】
【The last struggling dancer】
The label on Xichun's head changed again, and Lu Xiaofu couldn't understand what she meant.
Xichun shook his lips, and said with a sad face: "It's Xichun... Xichun has talked too much, and I hope His Highness will not blame Xichun, Xichun is only wholeheartedly for His Highness's good."
"I know that." Gu Linzhou softened his tone and said, "Go ahead, be careful, so as not to reveal your identity."
"Yes." Xichun agreed with lowered eyes, and was about to stand up.
At this moment, "Oh!" Xichun let out a low cry.
She had been kneeling on the ground just now, but now she stood up, her thin body swayed slightly, as soft and innocent as a wicker.
"Ah, Xichun's leg is numb..."
As soon as Xichun said that, he fell on Gu Linzhou's body, almost throwing himself into his arms.
【Di-】
【A dancer who is learning and selling now】
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, just now my legs were really numb, not pretending, could Xichun plagiarize too fast, her legs are also numb?
Seeing Xichun turned upside down, Gu Linzhou frowned in displeasure. He could tell at a glance that Xichun was putting on an act.
Gu Linzhou simply turned around and turned sideways for a moment, he is simply a model who doesn't know how to be compassionate and cherish jade.
"Hey!"
Lu Xiaofu opened his eyes wide in surprise, before he had time to say more, the dancing girl Xi Chun, who felt delicious, fell into his arms...
Xichun thought that he could succeed, that he could be hugged lovingly by Gu Linzhou, and then took the opportunity to whisper his heartfelt feelings.Where did she expect that Gu Linzhou would turn around and get out of the way.
In order to pretend to be realistic, Xichun really fell.When she found out that Gu Linzhou stepped aside, Xichun couldn't keep her balance, so she bumped into Lu Xiaofu's arms.
Lu Xiaofu staggered from being bumped, almost couldn't stop and leaned over.Xin said that despite Xi Chunrou's soft and weak appearance, she is actually quite heavy.
Gu Linzhou didn't expect Xichun to fall into Lu Xiaofu's arms, and he was a little surprised.
【Di-】
【Crazy jealous prince】
Xichun let out a low cry, and hurriedly jumped up from Lu Xiaofu's arms in disgust, as if Lu Xiaofu was a virus.
But Gu Linzhou didn't say a word, grabbed Lu Xiaofu's wrist, dragged him back to the room, and closed the door with a "bang".
The room was pitch black, and no candlesticks were lit.
【Di-】
【Puffer fish version of the prince】
Lu Xiaofu could see the label on Gu Linzhou's head, so he, the culprit, was still angry?
Gu Linzhou opened his mouth, his voice was a little "wronged", and said: "Why didn't Xianjun avoid Xichun just now, but did you feel sorry for the fragrance and cherish the jade?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..." Saying that he has no time to avoid it, will it damage the image of the immortal?
Lu Xiaofu pretended to be unfathomable, and said: "Xichun is your eyeliner, you should treat her a little better, let her fall directly to the ground, I'm afraid it's not good. Be careful that she hates you because of love, do Something terrible happened."
【Di-】
【Suddenly happy prince】
Lu Xiaofu: "..." Could Gu Linzhou's mood change too quickly?
Gu Linzhou suddenly became happy, his eyes sparkled, as if they could flash blue light.
Gu Linzhou held Lu Xiaofu's hand and said, "The Immortal Yuan is worried about me, Linzhou is very happy."
【Di-】
【The prince who is going to use beauty tricks on you】
Lu Xiaofu: "..." His heart beat a little fast, and he felt a little anticipation.
Sure enough, Gu Linzhou moved closer to some Lu Xiaofu, and whispered: "Xianjun..."
"Do, what are you doing?" Lu Xiaofu pretended to be calm.
Gu Linzhou's voice was hoarse, and he said, "Isn't the lord just now able to rest? The moonlight is bright and clear tonight, so I wonder if it's suitable for double cultivation? Linzhou is very willing to cooperate with the sage, does the sage think it's good?"
"Gudong-"
Lu Xiaofu couldn't hold back this beautiful man's plan.
Lu Xiaofu simply rushed over and took the initiative to kiss Gu Linzhou's elegant lips.
Gu Linzhou let out a muffled laugh, reached out and hugged him tightly, and then deepened the kiss.
Lu Xiaofu felt Gu Linzhou's hot breath, he was a little dizzy from the kiss, and his whole body became dizzy, he just felt that Gu Linzhou's kiss made him extremely intoxicated, as if he was drunk, he became ecstatic.
Strong and intense, almost...
【Di-】
【The system is drunk o(*▽*)q】
Lu Xiaofu: "..."! ! !
Heck!
What's wrong with the system, why is he drunk?I didn't drink myself.
Lu Xiaofu was still intoxicated by Gu Linzhou's kiss, but he was taken aback by the system prompt, and hurriedly pushed Gu Linzhou away.
Gu Linzhou was taken aback for a moment, and said in surprise, "Xianjun? But Linzhou hurt Xianjun?"
His lips were indeed a little tingling, but it wasn't painful enough to make him angry. Lu Xiaofu actually had something to hide!
Seeing the system prompt, Lu Xiaofu touched the top of his head subconsciously. Sure enough, he had a pair of extra ears on his head. This time they were rabbit ears, which were very big!
Fortunately, the surrounding area was so dark that no fingers could be seen, and only a general outline could be seen. Gu Linzhou didn't seem to notice that Lu Xiaofu had a pair of rabbit ears on his head.
Oops Oops!
Lu Xiaofu's heart suddenly fluttered, this is terrible, he told Gu Linzhou that he is a real dragon fairy, isn't there a dragon horn growing on the dragon's head?Where have I seen rabbit ears growing from the dragon's head?
In a matter of minutes, Lu Xiaofu's lie will be broken without attack.
Lu Xiaofu was terribly panicked and dissatisfied. I really didn't drink. Did the system make a mistake?
Just as he was feeling wronged, he felt a strange mellow sweetness in his mouth.
Lu Xiaofu was a little dazed, and said, "Gu Linzhou...have you been drinking just now?"
When they were kissing, Lu Xiaofu was in a daze, thinking that the smell of wine was imagined by himself, but after thinking about it now, Gu Linzhou's mouth seemed to have a smell of wine.
Gu Linzhou was dumbfounded by Lu Xiaofu's question, nodded, and said: "That's true, just before leaving, I went to visit the prime minister's mansion at night, because it was too cold outside, I drank half a jug of wine to warm myself up."
Gu Linzhou was going to visit at night, so naturally he couldn't wear too many clothes, it was inconvenient to move around like that.So Gu Linzhou simply drank half a jug of wine to warm himself up before going out.
After this big circle, Gu Linzhou almost forgot about it. He didn't know why Lu Xiaofu suddenly asked.
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
Lu Xiaofu was in despair. Is the system an alcohol tester?So precise?Just a kiss with the aroma of wine.
"Xianjun, we will continue..."
He called to stop halfway, but Gu Linzhou was not willing, and immediately leaned over again, whispering in Lu Xiaofu's ear.
As he moved closer, he suddenly bumped into something soft and furry.
【Di-】
【Surprised...@#¥surprised prince】
Gu Linzhou still didn't know, so he grabbed the thing subconsciously and said, "Xianjun, what are you wearing on your body? It's so strange? It's fluffy and warm."
"Well--"
Lu Xiaofu's ears were caught, and his whole body felt like an electric shock. His eyes widened in shock, and he didn't dare to make any strange noises. He laughed dryly and said, "Yes yes yes...ah, the moonlight is really good today , Benxian decided to go out to bask in the moonlight! You don’t need to follow, just rest earlier!”
Lu Xiaofu snatched back his ear, and then ran away as if fleeing for his life, leaving behind Gu Linzhou who was on the verge of death.
Gu Linzhou didn't understand what happened to Lu Xiaofu all of a sudden. The atmosphere was good, but he left him and hurried away, unable to catch up.
Gu Linzhou hurriedly got off the couch, and ran outside the door to find Lu Xiaofu.
There was no one outside the door, the dancing girl Xichun had already left, and there was no sign of Lu Xiaofu.
"Da da--"
Gu Linzhou suddenly heard a soft sound, and immediately turned his head to look at the ground.
In the white snow, there is a small shadow, a ball of fluffy hair, and two big ears.It was a little white rabbit, jumping back and forth among the heavy snow.
Gu Linzhou walked over, bent down and hugged the little white rabbit, brushed off the snowflakes on his head, and said, "Little rabbit? Where did you come from? Can you see the king's fairy?"
White Rabbit:"……"
The little white rabbit held in Gu Linzhou's arms is undoubtedly Lu Xiaofu.
As soon as he ran out of the room, the system convulsed again in an instant, and he was very drunk. Not only did Lu Xiaofu have two rabbit ears on his head, he could no longer maintain his human shape, and turned into a little white rabbit.
When Gu Linzhou chased him out, he couldn't find Lu Xiaofu's figure, but only saw rabbits jumping around in the snow.
Gu Linzhou searched around several times with the rabbit in his arms, but he still couldn't find Lu Xiaofu, so he had to carry the rabbit back to the room and close the door.
【Di-】
【Melancholy¥…#悲的王爷】
Gu Linzhou hugged Lu Xiaofu, sat on the couch, and said in a low voice, "Where did Xianjun go? Why didn't he disappear? Obviously we were still lingering together just now..."
Lu Xiaofu: "..." Gu Linzhou's words were too straightforward.
Gu Linzhou put the little white rabbit on the couch and said, "Little rabbit, why do you look a bit like the bean buns in the palace?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..." Hehe, I am the bean bun you wanted to eat earlier.
Gu Linzhou raised a rabbit in his house, named Doubao, because Lu Xiaofu ran away because Gu Linzhou said that he was too hungry and wanted to roast the bean bun.
Lu Xiaofu couldn't help complaining, Gu Linzhou couldn't even recognize his own rabbit, this big scumbag.
Gu Linzhou stroked Lu Xiaofu's big ears, and said, "You seem to be more obedient than Dou Bao, an obedient rabbit. My king's Dou Bao has escaped, and I don't know if Qilin has caught Dou Bao back."
Lu Xiaofu couldn't help it, and gave Gu Linzhou the middle finger, but Gu Linzhou couldn't understand it at all.
Gu Linzhou smiled and said, "Little rabbit, are you flattering me? It really does look pitiful."
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
Gu Linzhou sighed and said, "Oh, I'm afraid you and I are the only ones tonight. Where did the fairy go? Could it be..."
【Di-】
[Wonderful day @!open lord]
Gu Linzhou's face was a little ugly, and he said, "It's midnight, so it's said that Xianjun went to find someone else to practice double cultivation?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..." Hey, I'm not a scumbag, can you stop thinking about it.
When Gu Linzhou thought about it, his lungs hurt from anger, and he sighed again.
While stroking Lu Xiaofu's big ears, he said, "How can we keep Xianjun? I don't like Xianjun and other people's double cultivation, and I get angry when I think about it."
Lu Xiaofu shook his ears triumphantly, Gu Linzhou was jealous, very good.
"It's a pity, little rabbit, you can't speak, so you can't give me advice." Gu Linzhou said again.
Gu Linzhou looked sad, and complained to Lu Xiaofu for a long time, and Lu Xiaofu felt very refreshed. It turned out that Gu Linzhou liked him so much, but he didn't expect to love him so much after losing his memory. It was hopeless.
Lu Xiaofu was in a good mood, jumping up and down on the bed.
Gu Linzhou took a look, and made a mistake again, and said, "What's the matter, little rabbit? Are you hungry? I'm looking for something to feed you."
The dinner was still on the table outside, but it was already cold, and Gu Linzhou didn't know whether rabbits could eat human food.On weekdays, the rabbit and bean buns in the palace usually eat some cabbage and radish, and don't even look at the others.
"There doesn't seem to be anything you like to eat here..."
As soon as Gu Linzhou finished speaking, Lu Xiaofu heard the system prompt.
【Di-】
【A box of functional carrots】
On the table next to it, a plate of carrots suddenly appeared.
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
Lu Xiaofu is a rabbit with lop ears, but now he is scared by the system, and his two big ears stand up!
The system suddenly changed the carrot in the item bag, was it because Gu Linzhou couldn't see it?
Sure enough, Gu Linzhou was also taken aback. There were no carrots on the table just now, but there were in a blink of an eye.
Gu Linzhou was sure that he wasn't dazzled, and with a somewhat excited expression on his face, he said, "Xianjun? Xianjun? Are you back?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
Gu Linzhou thought it was the carrot that Lu Xiaofu conjured up by casting a spell, so he hurriedly carried Lu Xiaofu around to look for Lu Xiaofu.
Lu Xiaofu was in his arms, so he looked for it randomly, but he couldn't find it.
Gu Linzhou didn't see Lu Xiaofu's figure, so he became disappointed again, and said, "Could it be that you are the rabbit of Xianjun? This is the food prepared by Xianjun for you? Where did Xianjun go, do you know?"
Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou did not speak the same language, and they communicated in vain.
Gu Linzhou sat at the table with Lu Xiaofu in his arms. He first poured himself a glass of wine, raised his head and drank it down, then took out a carrot from the plate and put it in Lu Xiaofu's mouth.
Gu Linzhou said: "After eating, little rabbit, are you hungry?"
"Cuckoo!"
Lu Xiaofu yelled and said he wouldn't eat it. I hate carrots the most. It's so unpalatable.
【Di-】
【A Shunfeng ear carrot】
[System prompt: Eat this carrot, you can get the skill of Shunfeng ear!7 days of limitation! 】
Lu Xiaofu's eyes lit up instantly, it turned out that functional carrots are like this.
"Kakaka-"
Lu Xiaofu bit the bullet and opened his mouth, and began to chew carrots with his big rabbit teeth.
Gu Linzhou smiled and said, "It's so delicious, I'm glad to see you eating it. Sigh..."
As he spoke, he began to sigh, "I originally had supper today, but it's a pity that Xianjun left suddenly, so I had to watch you eat supper."
"Cuckoo!"
Bah Bah!
You are the supper, Lu Xiaofu waited angrily for Gu Linzhou, saying in his heart that you dare to be my fairy, you are the supper, it's really boring, how will you deal with you when I turn back into a human.
【Di-】
【A clairvoyant carrot】
[System prompt: eat this carrot, you can get the clairvoyance skill!7 days of limitation! 】
After Lu Xiaofu managed to finish eating one carrot, Gu Linzhou picked up a second carrot and fed him.
Lu Xiaofu looked at the carrots in distaste. It was a little tasteless, but it all sounded useful.So Lu Xiaofu still closed his eyes and started to chew on the second carrot.
【Di-】
[A body as light as a swallow carrot]
[System prompt: eat this carrot, you can get the skill of being as light as a swallow!7 days of limitation! 】
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
In order to transform into a martial arts master, I have to work hard.
There are a total of five functional carrots in a box, and Lu Xiaofu ate them so much that life was worse than death. In the end, he gnawed them all. Lu Xiaofu felt that he had eaten all his carrots for the rest of his life, and he would never eat carrots again. .
Lu Xiaofu ate carrots, while Gu Linzhou drank booze, glass after glass, always looking at the door, asking the little rabbit when Xianjun would come back.
Lu Xiaofu always felt that he was the big scumbag, definitely the kind of guy who refused to admit it after eating, patted his ass and dumped Gu Linzhou.
In the end, Gu Linzhou hugged the little rabbit, Lu Xiaofu, and fell asleep on the couch without taking off his coat, looking a little bit drunk.
Lu Xiaofu was supported by carrots, he felt that he could only lie flat, and he really didn't have the strength to move anymore.
Now he has turned into a little white rabbit, nestling in Gu Linzhou's arms, feeling that Gu Linzhou is a large warm water bag, which is very warm and comfortable, and he fell into a deep sleep after a while.
The next morning the sun shone through the window, Lu Xiaofu sighed and opened his eyes a little.
【Di-】
【Smiling Prince】
As soon as Lu Xiaofu opened his eyes, he saw Gu Linzhou with a very strange expression.
"Are you hysterical or sleepwalking?" Lu Xiaofu murmured.
"Xianjun..." Gu Linzhou whispered, "When did you come back last night?"
"I?"
It was only then that Lu Xiaofu realized that lying on the couch, he had regained his human appearance, not a little white rabbit.
Finally changed back, great!
Lu Xiaofu was overjoyed for a moment, and then the next moment...
What is called extreme joy begets sorrow, nothing more than that.
Lu Xiaofu hurriedly stood up and was dumbfounded.In his sleep, he transformed from a little white rabbit back into a human form, so he didn't... wear clothes.
Lu Xiaofu was startled, and quickly pulled the quilt over, wrapping himself tightly, like a big girl being molested by a bully.
【Di-】
【The shy white rabbit Lu Xiaofu】
Gu Linzhou smiled when he saw Lu Xiaofu's actions, and the smile was even more weird.
Gu Linzhou whispered: "Xianjun, are you testing Linzhou's concentration this early in the morning?"
"That..." Lu Xiaofu hurriedly stopped him, and said, "That's not the case, in fact, sleeping naked is good for your health, so don't make a fuss about it."
【Di-】
【The prince who wants to trick you with beauty】
Gu Linzhou smiled and said, "Xianjun, it's not as good as us..."
"Someone is here." Lu Xiaofu said.
Gu Linzhou thought that Lu Xiaofu was fooling him, but soon, Gu Linzhou also heard footsteps, it could be that someone was coming.
【Di-】
【Prime Minister Jiang in a hurry】
Prime Minister Jiang came in person, and it seemed that something serious had happened.
"Knock knock knock! Mr. Fu!"
Prime Minister Jiang slammed on the door, yelling, looking like his butt was on fire.
Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou were still on the couch, they hurriedly tidied up and came out to open the door for Prime Minister Jiang after half a day.
Lu Xiaofu pretended to be unfathomable, and said, "What's the matter, Prime Minister? Why are you in such a hurry?"
Prime Minister Jiang looked anxious, and said: "Oh no! Young master! There was news from the palace that the emperor and the queen mother had a banquet, and they wanted the prince and the daughter to come to the palace together, saying that they wanted to see the newlywed daughter And the prince!"
No wonder Prime Minister Jiang was in such a hurry. It turned out that the Queen Mother and the Emperor summoned Gu Linzhou and Fourth Miss to the palace.
Prime Minister Jiang blushed anxiously, and said, "What should I do! Although the emperor doesn't know the little girl, the empress dowager does, and the little girl has served the queen mother in the palace many times. This..."
When Lu Xiaofu heard this, he didn't feel flustered. Instead, he was very calm. He already had a plan and said, "This is not a difficult task. Don't worry, the Queen Mother will definitely not find out that I am a fake."
"How is this possible?" Prime Minister Jiang didn't believe it.
Lu Xiaofu vowed: "Prime Minister Jiang should hurry up and prepare the carriage to take me and the prince into the palace, but don't make the emperor and queen mother wait any longer. Be careful that the emperor will take advantage of the opportunity to make trouble, and I will settle the rest."
Prime Minister Jiang thought so too, the emperor no longer trusts him, and he is afraid that he will make trouble at any time, so he must not be negligent.
As soon as Prime Minister Jiang left here, Gu Linzhou came to Lu Xiaofu's side, also worried, and said: "Xianjun, what should I do? The Queen Mother has hosted several lantern festivals, and the fourth lady of the Jiang family has entered the palace to participate. You can recognize it."
"Don't worry, is there anything this immortal can't do?" Lu Xiaofu patted his chest and said with a smile: "This immortal can ride clouds and fog, and can change 72 times. It's just a matter of entering the palace, it's a piece of cake."
Lu Xiaofu said that he was like Monkey King, Monkey King, as if there was nothing he could do.but……
【Di-】
【Big Fudge White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu】
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
The system came out to insert the knife immediately, but fortunately Gu Linzhou couldn't see the system prompt.
Lu Xiaofu said in his heart that the system gave a camouflage card before, and now is the time to use it. With the system props, the emperor and the queen mother should be able to deceive, not a problem.
Prime Minister Jiang's carriage was ready quickly, and then he sent Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou into the carriage nervously, and then rushed to the palace.
Prime Minister Jiang saw that Lu Xiaofu was calm and relaxed, but he was still very anxious, thinking that it was over, he might as well call himself sick, pack up his belongings and run away!
The carriage rumbled towards the palace, Gu Linzhou frowned all the way, looking worried.
Gu Linzhou suddenly said: "Xianjun, you have not entered the palace yet, why don't you leave first, Linzhou can enter the palace alone, and tell the emperor and the queen mother that the fairy is sick and not feeling well."
Lu Xiaofu said: "This excuse is too perfunctory, what if the emperor and the queen mother call the imperial doctor to see me?"
Gu Linzhou was silent for a while, there is indeed such a possibility, and he also thought of it, but if not, he was afraid that Lu Xiaofu would be in danger.
Lu Xiaofu said: "After all, you still don't trust me."
"It's absolutely impossible." Gu Linzhou immediately said firmly: "Linzhou naturally believes in Xianjun, but he can't stop worrying about Xianjun."
"Tsk tsk..." Lu Xiaofu was stunned, his heart was terrified, and when Gu Linzhou talked about love, he was really slippery, saying that his heart was beating wildly.
Lu Xiaofu simply leaned over, kissed Gu Linzhou quickly on the lips, and said, "Don't worry, I will protect you at any time, and I will let anyone who dares to bully you be unlucky! How about it?"
【Di-】
【Extremely happy prince】
Gu Linzhou held Lu Xiaofu's hand, and said, "Linzhou thought that eight out of ten out of ten in this life was unsatisfactory, and God is too disrespectful. But today, Linzhou is still lucky."
When there was a disagreement, Gu Linzhou began to talk about love, which made Lu Xiaofu feel elated.
Lu Xiaofu coughed and said, "Okay, just don't let your feet show for a while. I can settle the rest, just look at me."
Seeing that he had reached the gate of the palace and was about to go to the carriage and horse department, Lu Xiaofu opened the control panel, took out the camouflage card, and decided to use it.
【Di-】
[System prompt: The camouflage card takes effect, and the 7-day countdown begins. 】
The camouflage card is also valid for 7 days, which should be more than enough time.
Lu Xiaofu used a camouflage card, but Gu Linzhou didn't notice any changes in him.
Gu Linzhou's eyes were determined, and he thought that if Lu Xiaofu's identity was found out by the emperor and queen mother in a while, it would be a big deal!
The carriage and horse station arrived soon, and there were palace people waiting here, guiding Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou inside.
The court lady said dutifully: "Princess, the Queen Mother invites you to come, please come with your slaves."
Lu Xiaofu nodded, and Gu Linzhou followed immediately, put his arms around Lu Xiaofu's arm, and said stupidly, "Where are you going, daughter-in-law? I want to follow you!"
When the maid looked at it, she felt a bit embarrassed, and said, "The queen mother has never summoned the prince..."
The Queen Mother just called Miss Jiang alone, as if she wanted to distract Gu Linzhou and not let him go.
When Lu Xiaofu thought about it, he guessed that the queen mother would tell Miss Jiang something about monitoring Gu Linzhou.
Lu Xiaofu winked at Gu Linzhou, and then whispered, "I'm fine on my own, so be careful, don't let others see your flaws."
Gu Linzhou was really worried about Lu Xiaofu, but he couldn't say anything, so he nodded.
Lu Xiaofu followed the maid, walked all the way forward, turning all the way.He didn't know the road in the palace either, he just thought it was quite big.
After walking for a long time, they finally entered a large hall, the maid pushed open the door and invited Lu Xiaofu to enter, but she herself did not enter, instead exiting the door.
The maid said: "Princess, please wait a moment."
She said that's all, and closed the palace door with a "bang".
Lu Xiaofu felt a little strange. Is this a gesture to put him under house arrest?
【Di-】
【Sneaky figure】
At this moment, a strange label appeared, and the figure hovered outside the window.Seems to have found an opportunity, pushed open the window and rushed in.
【Di-】
【The prince who came through the window】
Lu Xiaofu took a closer look and was really taken aback. The person who rushed in through the window was Gu Linzhou?
Just now Lu Xiaofu told Gu Linzhou to wait for him by himself, but the next moment, Gu Linzhou, who is not worrying, would secretly follow him, which is too bold.
"Gu Linzhou! Why do you..."
Lu Xiaofu hurriedly covered his mouth, for fear that others would hear it.
【Di-】
【The prince who smiles at you sweetly】
Lu Xiaofu: "..." What a ghost.
Gu Linzhou entered the main hall, closed the window, quickly grabbed Lu Xiaofu, hugged Lu Xiaofu, and whispered: "Xianjun, Linzhou has found you."
"What are you doing here?" Lu Xiaofu had a look of resentment.
Gu Linzhou was a little anxious, and said in a low voice: "Xianjun, although the maid is from the queen mother, I'm afraid it's not the queen mother looking for you, and this is not the queen mother's palace."
Upon hearing this, Lu Xiaofu said, "Then where is it?"
The system label immediately gave the name of the palace, but Lu Xiaofu couldn't understand it a bit. Even if he knew the name, he didn't know what it was for.
Gu Linzhou's face was very ugly, and he said, "This is the emperor's palace for pleasure."
Lu Xiaofu suddenly realized, and said: "That is to say, the emperor asked the queen mother's maid to trick me here?"
Gu Linzhou nodded even more ugly.
That's true, that's right, last time in the palace, the emperor didn't see the real face of the bride Lu Xiaofu, but seeing Lu Xiaofu's graceful figure, he became malicious.
failed before
Seeing that he couldn't get up, Gu Linzhou bent down a little, first took his arm and helped him up.
As soon as Gu Linzhou moved, Lu Xiaofu immediately yelled, "Don't, don't...don't touch me."
【Di-】
【Confused Prince】
Gu Linzhou showed a "poor" look, and said, "But I went out of the room by myself just now and didn't tell you, so are you angry?"
Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, how is it possible, it's just a little worried.Besides, you have a private meeting with your old friend, so I didn't say anything.
Lu Xiaofu waved his hands perfunctorily, and said, "No, I'll just stand up by myself in a while, I don't need your help."
【Di-】
【Lost Prince】
Gu Linzhou's eyebrows and the corners of his eyes drooped a little, feeling lifeless and lifeless, and said, "You are still angry..."
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
I always feel that after Gu Linzhou travels to ancient times, he will act like a baby, it's almost...
【Di-】
【White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu with Trembling Heart】
Lu Xiaofu felt that he was almost killed by the "soft" Gu Linzhou, and his nosebleed was about to flow out.In such cold weather, a nosebleed will freeze.
Lu Xiaofu coughed, and said in his heart that he really lost to Gu Linzhou.He had no choice but to hold Gu Linzhou's hand, and stood up with his strength. His legs also healed while he was talking, and he was not so numb and uncomfortable.
Lu Xiaofu said: "I said I'm not angry, it's just that my legs are numb, so I can't stand up."
Gu Linzhou showed his original expression, and said, "That's the thing, let's go back to the house, and I'll give you a massage, okay?"
Well that's fine, sounds good, but...
Lu Xiaofu glanced sideways at the dancing girl Xichun standing beside him. Did Gu Linzhou regard Xichun as air?
【Di-】
【Envy the dancing girl who hates you】
Seeing her master being so tender and caring for an unknown person, Xichun felt a turmoil in her heart, and the fight was full of jealousy, and there was a sour smell everywhere.
Xichun quickly opened his mouth and said, "Your Highness! Xichun still has something to report."
Gu Linzhou took Lu Xiaofu's hand, finally stopped and said, "What is it?"
【Di-】
【The dancer who is full of hostility towards you】
Xichun glanced at Lu Xiaofu, and said: "Your Highness, it is about the border war, which is of great importance. Please come with me, Your Highness, and let me speak."
Lu Xiaofu raised his eyebrows, wondering if Xichun likes Gu Linzhou?Otherwise, why would you be so hostile to yourself?
With a magnanimous look on his face, Lu Xiaofu waved his hands and said, "Then you guys continue talking, I'll go back to my room first."
Lu Xiaofu thought to himself, what's the matter, if you don't let me listen, I won't be able to hear it?When I went back to the room and turned on the system, I could still see everything clearly.
"Xiaofu, don't go." Gu Linzhou held his hand tightly.
This will make the dancer Xichun present, and Gu Linzhou can't call Lu Xiaofu a fairy, so he can only call him by his first name.
Gu Linzhou glanced at Xichun who was opposite, and said, "Xiaofu is one of my own, I trust him, if you have anything to say, just say it."
"Your Highness!" Xichun's eyes widened in disbelief.
【Di-】
【surprised dancing girl】
Xichun looked Lu Xiaofu up and down several times, and said: "Your Highness, don't be distracted for a moment and mislead the important matter! This person's origin is unknown, and his behavior is quite strange, how can he get His Highness's favor. If he did it secretly What kind of hands and feet, I'm afraid Your Highness..."
When Lu Xiaofu heard this, the woman spoke quite straight, and she was still in front of her, so she really didn't give face by saying that.
"Xichun." Gu Linzhou said indifferently, "Are you questioning my king's decision?"
"Xichun dare not." Xichun quickly knelt on the ground, and said anxiously: "Xichun is just afraid that His Highness will be blinded by someone with evil intentions."
This Xichun is a very famous kabuki in the capital, many dignitaries, even the emperor has heard of her fame, and they all want to see her beauty and invite her to sing and dance.
Because of Xichun's reputation, people often invite her to the mansion, and she has the most extensive acquaintances.Xi Chun wandered around the mansions of these high-ranking officials and nobles on weekdays. He was very well informed and could get a lot of secrets.
Others don't know that this seemingly weak dancer actually has a different background, she is the eyeliner of the silly prince Gu Linzhou.When Xichun inquired about any news from those dignitaries, he would immediately ask someone to tell Gu Linzhou.
Speaking of the relationship between Xichun and Gu Linzhou, it goes back a long, long time.
At the age of eight, Gu Linzhou suffered an accident. As the emperor, his father became seriously ill, his mother was killed, and finally the throne was taken away by his hypocritical uncle. He was put under house arrest and tortured day and night.
When the new emperor ascended the throne, in order to stabilize the court inside and outside, he would kill all those stubborn old minions who were loyal to the first emperor, and Xichun's father was the first emperor's personal bodyguard.
Xichun's family was also wiped out, but she survived, living alone on the street, and her life was not easy.
Later, Xichun contacted Gu Linzhou, who was under house arrest in the palace, and decided to help Gu Linzhou get revenge. He has been helping Gu Linzhou to find out the news all these years, which is indeed a hard work.
Gu Linzhou trusted her and thanked her, but Gu Linzhou couldn't give her anything else.
Xichun obviously has unusual feelings for Gu Linzhou, it's not respect for his master, his eyes are full of innumerable admiration.
Xichun is young, beautiful, and proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Many men are fascinated by her, but Xichun doesn't look down on those people at all. She just wholeheartedly helps Gu Linzhou to pursue a great cause.
She thought, Gu Linzhou will definitely be grateful to her when the great cause is achieved.I have a low status, even if I can't be a queen, I can still be a little concubine, at least I can be by Gu Linzhou's side for the rest of my life, that's enough.
But now, Xichun suddenly has someone beside Gu Linzhou, and Gu Linzhou cares about him so much, Xichun is not satisfied all of a sudden.
She was so jealous that she felt that Gu Linzhou belonged to her and could not be shared with other people. She had to drive Lu Xiaofu away, so she couldn't help targeting Lu Xiaofu everywhere.
When Gu Linzhou heard Xichun's words, his expression was very ugly, and he said coldly: "You don't need to say too much, this king knows who Lu Xiaofu is. This king knows that Xiaofu is good to me wholeheartedly, and there is no such thing as What a bad intention. And this king has also decided to treat Xiaofu wholeheartedly. He is now my king's concubine, and this king is not the kind of half-hearted person. With a princess, he will no longer fall in love with others."
【Di-】
【White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu Suspected to Be a Shield】
Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?
Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, the label on my head seems a bit strange.
What Gu Linzhou said couldn't be more straightforward, and he rejected Xichun's thoughts on him without any tact.It seems that Gu Linzhou already knew what kind of thoughts Xichun had for him, but he didn't think much about Xichun.
Xichun's face turned pale in an instant, and the label on his head changed back and forth, despairing for a while, heartache for a while, and then a look of despair.
【Di-】
【The last struggling dancer】
The label on Xichun's head changed again, and Lu Xiaofu couldn't understand what she meant.
Xichun shook his lips, and said with a sad face: "It's Xichun... Xichun has talked too much, and I hope His Highness will not blame Xichun, Xichun is only wholeheartedly for His Highness's good."
"I know that." Gu Linzhou softened his tone and said, "Go ahead, be careful, so as not to reveal your identity."
"Yes." Xichun agreed with lowered eyes, and was about to stand up.
At this moment, "Oh!" Xichun let out a low cry.
She had been kneeling on the ground just now, but now she stood up, her thin body swayed slightly, as soft and innocent as a wicker.
"Ah, Xichun's leg is numb..."
As soon as Xichun said that, he fell on Gu Linzhou's body, almost throwing himself into his arms.
【Di-】
【A dancer who is learning and selling now】
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, just now my legs were really numb, not pretending, could Xichun plagiarize too fast, her legs are also numb?
Seeing Xichun turned upside down, Gu Linzhou frowned in displeasure. He could tell at a glance that Xichun was putting on an act.
Gu Linzhou simply turned around and turned sideways for a moment, he is simply a model who doesn't know how to be compassionate and cherish jade.
"Hey!"
Lu Xiaofu opened his eyes wide in surprise, before he had time to say more, the dancing girl Xi Chun, who felt delicious, fell into his arms...
Xichun thought that he could succeed, that he could be hugged lovingly by Gu Linzhou, and then took the opportunity to whisper his heartfelt feelings.Where did she expect that Gu Linzhou would turn around and get out of the way.
In order to pretend to be realistic, Xichun really fell.When she found out that Gu Linzhou stepped aside, Xichun couldn't keep her balance, so she bumped into Lu Xiaofu's arms.
Lu Xiaofu staggered from being bumped, almost couldn't stop and leaned over.Xin said that despite Xi Chunrou's soft and weak appearance, she is actually quite heavy.
Gu Linzhou didn't expect Xichun to fall into Lu Xiaofu's arms, and he was a little surprised.
【Di-】
【Crazy jealous prince】
Xichun let out a low cry, and hurriedly jumped up from Lu Xiaofu's arms in disgust, as if Lu Xiaofu was a virus.
But Gu Linzhou didn't say a word, grabbed Lu Xiaofu's wrist, dragged him back to the room, and closed the door with a "bang".
The room was pitch black, and no candlesticks were lit.
【Di-】
【Puffer fish version of the prince】
Lu Xiaofu could see the label on Gu Linzhou's head, so he, the culprit, was still angry?
Gu Linzhou opened his mouth, his voice was a little "wronged", and said: "Why didn't Xianjun avoid Xichun just now, but did you feel sorry for the fragrance and cherish the jade?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..." Saying that he has no time to avoid it, will it damage the image of the immortal?
Lu Xiaofu pretended to be unfathomable, and said: "Xichun is your eyeliner, you should treat her a little better, let her fall directly to the ground, I'm afraid it's not good. Be careful that she hates you because of love, do Something terrible happened."
【Di-】
【Suddenly happy prince】
Lu Xiaofu: "..." Could Gu Linzhou's mood change too quickly?
Gu Linzhou suddenly became happy, his eyes sparkled, as if they could flash blue light.
Gu Linzhou held Lu Xiaofu's hand and said, "The Immortal Yuan is worried about me, Linzhou is very happy."
【Di-】
【The prince who is going to use beauty tricks on you】
Lu Xiaofu: "..." His heart beat a little fast, and he felt a little anticipation.
Sure enough, Gu Linzhou moved closer to some Lu Xiaofu, and whispered: "Xianjun..."
"Do, what are you doing?" Lu Xiaofu pretended to be calm.
Gu Linzhou's voice was hoarse, and he said, "Isn't the lord just now able to rest? The moonlight is bright and clear tonight, so I wonder if it's suitable for double cultivation? Linzhou is very willing to cooperate with the sage, does the sage think it's good?"
"Gudong-"
Lu Xiaofu couldn't hold back this beautiful man's plan.
Lu Xiaofu simply rushed over and took the initiative to kiss Gu Linzhou's elegant lips.
Gu Linzhou let out a muffled laugh, reached out and hugged him tightly, and then deepened the kiss.
Lu Xiaofu felt Gu Linzhou's hot breath, he was a little dizzy from the kiss, and his whole body became dizzy, he just felt that Gu Linzhou's kiss made him extremely intoxicated, as if he was drunk, he became ecstatic.
Strong and intense, almost...
【Di-】
【The system is drunk o(*▽*)q】
Lu Xiaofu: "..."! ! !
Heck!
What's wrong with the system, why is he drunk?I didn't drink myself.
Lu Xiaofu was still intoxicated by Gu Linzhou's kiss, but he was taken aback by the system prompt, and hurriedly pushed Gu Linzhou away.
Gu Linzhou was taken aback for a moment, and said in surprise, "Xianjun? But Linzhou hurt Xianjun?"
His lips were indeed a little tingling, but it wasn't painful enough to make him angry. Lu Xiaofu actually had something to hide!
Seeing the system prompt, Lu Xiaofu touched the top of his head subconsciously. Sure enough, he had a pair of extra ears on his head. This time they were rabbit ears, which were very big!
Fortunately, the surrounding area was so dark that no fingers could be seen, and only a general outline could be seen. Gu Linzhou didn't seem to notice that Lu Xiaofu had a pair of rabbit ears on his head.
Oops Oops!
Lu Xiaofu's heart suddenly fluttered, this is terrible, he told Gu Linzhou that he is a real dragon fairy, isn't there a dragon horn growing on the dragon's head?Where have I seen rabbit ears growing from the dragon's head?
In a matter of minutes, Lu Xiaofu's lie will be broken without attack.
Lu Xiaofu was terribly panicked and dissatisfied. I really didn't drink. Did the system make a mistake?
Just as he was feeling wronged, he felt a strange mellow sweetness in his mouth.
Lu Xiaofu was a little dazed, and said, "Gu Linzhou...have you been drinking just now?"
When they were kissing, Lu Xiaofu was in a daze, thinking that the smell of wine was imagined by himself, but after thinking about it now, Gu Linzhou's mouth seemed to have a smell of wine.
Gu Linzhou was dumbfounded by Lu Xiaofu's question, nodded, and said: "That's true, just before leaving, I went to visit the prime minister's mansion at night, because it was too cold outside, I drank half a jug of wine to warm myself up."
Gu Linzhou was going to visit at night, so naturally he couldn't wear too many clothes, it was inconvenient to move around like that.So Gu Linzhou simply drank half a jug of wine to warm himself up before going out.
After this big circle, Gu Linzhou almost forgot about it. He didn't know why Lu Xiaofu suddenly asked.
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
Lu Xiaofu was in despair. Is the system an alcohol tester?So precise?Just a kiss with the aroma of wine.
"Xianjun, we will continue..."
He called to stop halfway, but Gu Linzhou was not willing, and immediately leaned over again, whispering in Lu Xiaofu's ear.
As he moved closer, he suddenly bumped into something soft and furry.
【Di-】
【Surprised...@#¥surprised prince】
Gu Linzhou still didn't know, so he grabbed the thing subconsciously and said, "Xianjun, what are you wearing on your body? It's so strange? It's fluffy and warm."
"Well--"
Lu Xiaofu's ears were caught, and his whole body felt like an electric shock. His eyes widened in shock, and he didn't dare to make any strange noises. He laughed dryly and said, "Yes yes yes...ah, the moonlight is really good today , Benxian decided to go out to bask in the moonlight! You don’t need to follow, just rest earlier!”
Lu Xiaofu snatched back his ear, and then ran away as if fleeing for his life, leaving behind Gu Linzhou who was on the verge of death.
Gu Linzhou didn't understand what happened to Lu Xiaofu all of a sudden. The atmosphere was good, but he left him and hurried away, unable to catch up.
Gu Linzhou hurriedly got off the couch, and ran outside the door to find Lu Xiaofu.
There was no one outside the door, the dancing girl Xichun had already left, and there was no sign of Lu Xiaofu.
"Da da--"
Gu Linzhou suddenly heard a soft sound, and immediately turned his head to look at the ground.
In the white snow, there is a small shadow, a ball of fluffy hair, and two big ears.It was a little white rabbit, jumping back and forth among the heavy snow.
Gu Linzhou walked over, bent down and hugged the little white rabbit, brushed off the snowflakes on his head, and said, "Little rabbit? Where did you come from? Can you see the king's fairy?"
White Rabbit:"……"
The little white rabbit held in Gu Linzhou's arms is undoubtedly Lu Xiaofu.
As soon as he ran out of the room, the system convulsed again in an instant, and he was very drunk. Not only did Lu Xiaofu have two rabbit ears on his head, he could no longer maintain his human shape, and turned into a little white rabbit.
When Gu Linzhou chased him out, he couldn't find Lu Xiaofu's figure, but only saw rabbits jumping around in the snow.
Gu Linzhou searched around several times with the rabbit in his arms, but he still couldn't find Lu Xiaofu, so he had to carry the rabbit back to the room and close the door.
【Di-】
【Melancholy¥…#悲的王爷】
Gu Linzhou hugged Lu Xiaofu, sat on the couch, and said in a low voice, "Where did Xianjun go? Why didn't he disappear? Obviously we were still lingering together just now..."
Lu Xiaofu: "..." Gu Linzhou's words were too straightforward.
Gu Linzhou put the little white rabbit on the couch and said, "Little rabbit, why do you look a bit like the bean buns in the palace?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..." Hehe, I am the bean bun you wanted to eat earlier.
Gu Linzhou raised a rabbit in his house, named Doubao, because Lu Xiaofu ran away because Gu Linzhou said that he was too hungry and wanted to roast the bean bun.
Lu Xiaofu couldn't help complaining, Gu Linzhou couldn't even recognize his own rabbit, this big scumbag.
Gu Linzhou stroked Lu Xiaofu's big ears, and said, "You seem to be more obedient than Dou Bao, an obedient rabbit. My king's Dou Bao has escaped, and I don't know if Qilin has caught Dou Bao back."
Lu Xiaofu couldn't help it, and gave Gu Linzhou the middle finger, but Gu Linzhou couldn't understand it at all.
Gu Linzhou smiled and said, "Little rabbit, are you flattering me? It really does look pitiful."
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
Gu Linzhou sighed and said, "Oh, I'm afraid you and I are the only ones tonight. Where did the fairy go? Could it be..."
【Di-】
[Wonderful day @!open lord]
Gu Linzhou's face was a little ugly, and he said, "It's midnight, so it's said that Xianjun went to find someone else to practice double cultivation?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..." Hey, I'm not a scumbag, can you stop thinking about it.
When Gu Linzhou thought about it, his lungs hurt from anger, and he sighed again.
While stroking Lu Xiaofu's big ears, he said, "How can we keep Xianjun? I don't like Xianjun and other people's double cultivation, and I get angry when I think about it."
Lu Xiaofu shook his ears triumphantly, Gu Linzhou was jealous, very good.
"It's a pity, little rabbit, you can't speak, so you can't give me advice." Gu Linzhou said again.
Gu Linzhou looked sad, and complained to Lu Xiaofu for a long time, and Lu Xiaofu felt very refreshed. It turned out that Gu Linzhou liked him so much, but he didn't expect to love him so much after losing his memory. It was hopeless.
Lu Xiaofu was in a good mood, jumping up and down on the bed.
Gu Linzhou took a look, and made a mistake again, and said, "What's the matter, little rabbit? Are you hungry? I'm looking for something to feed you."
The dinner was still on the table outside, but it was already cold, and Gu Linzhou didn't know whether rabbits could eat human food.On weekdays, the rabbit and bean buns in the palace usually eat some cabbage and radish, and don't even look at the others.
"There doesn't seem to be anything you like to eat here..."
As soon as Gu Linzhou finished speaking, Lu Xiaofu heard the system prompt.
【Di-】
【A box of functional carrots】
On the table next to it, a plate of carrots suddenly appeared.
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
Lu Xiaofu is a rabbit with lop ears, but now he is scared by the system, and his two big ears stand up!
The system suddenly changed the carrot in the item bag, was it because Gu Linzhou couldn't see it?
Sure enough, Gu Linzhou was also taken aback. There were no carrots on the table just now, but there were in a blink of an eye.
Gu Linzhou was sure that he wasn't dazzled, and with a somewhat excited expression on his face, he said, "Xianjun? Xianjun? Are you back?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
Gu Linzhou thought it was the carrot that Lu Xiaofu conjured up by casting a spell, so he hurriedly carried Lu Xiaofu around to look for Lu Xiaofu.
Lu Xiaofu was in his arms, so he looked for it randomly, but he couldn't find it.
Gu Linzhou didn't see Lu Xiaofu's figure, so he became disappointed again, and said, "Could it be that you are the rabbit of Xianjun? This is the food prepared by Xianjun for you? Where did Xianjun go, do you know?"
Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou did not speak the same language, and they communicated in vain.
Gu Linzhou sat at the table with Lu Xiaofu in his arms. He first poured himself a glass of wine, raised his head and drank it down, then took out a carrot from the plate and put it in Lu Xiaofu's mouth.
Gu Linzhou said: "After eating, little rabbit, are you hungry?"
"Cuckoo!"
Lu Xiaofu yelled and said he wouldn't eat it. I hate carrots the most. It's so unpalatable.
【Di-】
【A Shunfeng ear carrot】
[System prompt: Eat this carrot, you can get the skill of Shunfeng ear!7 days of limitation! 】
Lu Xiaofu's eyes lit up instantly, it turned out that functional carrots are like this.
"Kakaka-"
Lu Xiaofu bit the bullet and opened his mouth, and began to chew carrots with his big rabbit teeth.
Gu Linzhou smiled and said, "It's so delicious, I'm glad to see you eating it. Sigh..."
As he spoke, he began to sigh, "I originally had supper today, but it's a pity that Xianjun left suddenly, so I had to watch you eat supper."
"Cuckoo!"
Bah Bah!
You are the supper, Lu Xiaofu waited angrily for Gu Linzhou, saying in his heart that you dare to be my fairy, you are the supper, it's really boring, how will you deal with you when I turn back into a human.
【Di-】
【A clairvoyant carrot】
[System prompt: eat this carrot, you can get the clairvoyance skill!7 days of limitation! 】
After Lu Xiaofu managed to finish eating one carrot, Gu Linzhou picked up a second carrot and fed him.
Lu Xiaofu looked at the carrots in distaste. It was a little tasteless, but it all sounded useful.So Lu Xiaofu still closed his eyes and started to chew on the second carrot.
【Di-】
[A body as light as a swallow carrot]
[System prompt: eat this carrot, you can get the skill of being as light as a swallow!7 days of limitation! 】
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
In order to transform into a martial arts master, I have to work hard.
There are a total of five functional carrots in a box, and Lu Xiaofu ate them so much that life was worse than death. In the end, he gnawed them all. Lu Xiaofu felt that he had eaten all his carrots for the rest of his life, and he would never eat carrots again. .
Lu Xiaofu ate carrots, while Gu Linzhou drank booze, glass after glass, always looking at the door, asking the little rabbit when Xianjun would come back.
Lu Xiaofu always felt that he was the big scumbag, definitely the kind of guy who refused to admit it after eating, patted his ass and dumped Gu Linzhou.
In the end, Gu Linzhou hugged the little rabbit, Lu Xiaofu, and fell asleep on the couch without taking off his coat, looking a little bit drunk.
Lu Xiaofu was supported by carrots, he felt that he could only lie flat, and he really didn't have the strength to move anymore.
Now he has turned into a little white rabbit, nestling in Gu Linzhou's arms, feeling that Gu Linzhou is a large warm water bag, which is very warm and comfortable, and he fell into a deep sleep after a while.
The next morning the sun shone through the window, Lu Xiaofu sighed and opened his eyes a little.
【Di-】
【Smiling Prince】
As soon as Lu Xiaofu opened his eyes, he saw Gu Linzhou with a very strange expression.
"Are you hysterical or sleepwalking?" Lu Xiaofu murmured.
"Xianjun..." Gu Linzhou whispered, "When did you come back last night?"
"I?"
It was only then that Lu Xiaofu realized that lying on the couch, he had regained his human appearance, not a little white rabbit.
Finally changed back, great!
Lu Xiaofu was overjoyed for a moment, and then the next moment...
What is called extreme joy begets sorrow, nothing more than that.
Lu Xiaofu hurriedly stood up and was dumbfounded.In his sleep, he transformed from a little white rabbit back into a human form, so he didn't... wear clothes.
Lu Xiaofu was startled, and quickly pulled the quilt over, wrapping himself tightly, like a big girl being molested by a bully.
【Di-】
【The shy white rabbit Lu Xiaofu】
Gu Linzhou smiled when he saw Lu Xiaofu's actions, and the smile was even more weird.
Gu Linzhou whispered: "Xianjun, are you testing Linzhou's concentration this early in the morning?"
"That..." Lu Xiaofu hurriedly stopped him, and said, "That's not the case, in fact, sleeping naked is good for your health, so don't make a fuss about it."
【Di-】
【The prince who wants to trick you with beauty】
Gu Linzhou smiled and said, "Xianjun, it's not as good as us..."
"Someone is here." Lu Xiaofu said.
Gu Linzhou thought that Lu Xiaofu was fooling him, but soon, Gu Linzhou also heard footsteps, it could be that someone was coming.
【Di-】
【Prime Minister Jiang in a hurry】
Prime Minister Jiang came in person, and it seemed that something serious had happened.
"Knock knock knock! Mr. Fu!"
Prime Minister Jiang slammed on the door, yelling, looking like his butt was on fire.
Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou were still on the couch, they hurriedly tidied up and came out to open the door for Prime Minister Jiang after half a day.
Lu Xiaofu pretended to be unfathomable, and said, "What's the matter, Prime Minister? Why are you in such a hurry?"
Prime Minister Jiang looked anxious, and said: "Oh no! Young master! There was news from the palace that the emperor and the queen mother had a banquet, and they wanted the prince and the daughter to come to the palace together, saying that they wanted to see the newlywed daughter And the prince!"
No wonder Prime Minister Jiang was in such a hurry. It turned out that the Queen Mother and the Emperor summoned Gu Linzhou and Fourth Miss to the palace.
Prime Minister Jiang blushed anxiously, and said, "What should I do! Although the emperor doesn't know the little girl, the empress dowager does, and the little girl has served the queen mother in the palace many times. This..."
When Lu Xiaofu heard this, he didn't feel flustered. Instead, he was very calm. He already had a plan and said, "This is not a difficult task. Don't worry, the Queen Mother will definitely not find out that I am a fake."
"How is this possible?" Prime Minister Jiang didn't believe it.
Lu Xiaofu vowed: "Prime Minister Jiang should hurry up and prepare the carriage to take me and the prince into the palace, but don't make the emperor and queen mother wait any longer. Be careful that the emperor will take advantage of the opportunity to make trouble, and I will settle the rest."
Prime Minister Jiang thought so too, the emperor no longer trusts him, and he is afraid that he will make trouble at any time, so he must not be negligent.
As soon as Prime Minister Jiang left here, Gu Linzhou came to Lu Xiaofu's side, also worried, and said: "Xianjun, what should I do? The Queen Mother has hosted several lantern festivals, and the fourth lady of the Jiang family has entered the palace to participate. You can recognize it."
"Don't worry, is there anything this immortal can't do?" Lu Xiaofu patted his chest and said with a smile: "This immortal can ride clouds and fog, and can change 72 times. It's just a matter of entering the palace, it's a piece of cake."
Lu Xiaofu said that he was like Monkey King, Monkey King, as if there was nothing he could do.but……
【Di-】
【Big Fudge White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu】
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
The system came out to insert the knife immediately, but fortunately Gu Linzhou couldn't see the system prompt.
Lu Xiaofu said in his heart that the system gave a camouflage card before, and now is the time to use it. With the system props, the emperor and the queen mother should be able to deceive, not a problem.
Prime Minister Jiang's carriage was ready quickly, and then he sent Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou into the carriage nervously, and then rushed to the palace.
Prime Minister Jiang saw that Lu Xiaofu was calm and relaxed, but he was still very anxious, thinking that it was over, he might as well call himself sick, pack up his belongings and run away!
The carriage rumbled towards the palace, Gu Linzhou frowned all the way, looking worried.
Gu Linzhou suddenly said: "Xianjun, you have not entered the palace yet, why don't you leave first, Linzhou can enter the palace alone, and tell the emperor and the queen mother that the fairy is sick and not feeling well."
Lu Xiaofu said: "This excuse is too perfunctory, what if the emperor and the queen mother call the imperial doctor to see me?"
Gu Linzhou was silent for a while, there is indeed such a possibility, and he also thought of it, but if not, he was afraid that Lu Xiaofu would be in danger.
Lu Xiaofu said: "After all, you still don't trust me."
"It's absolutely impossible." Gu Linzhou immediately said firmly: "Linzhou naturally believes in Xianjun, but he can't stop worrying about Xianjun."
"Tsk tsk..." Lu Xiaofu was stunned, his heart was terrified, and when Gu Linzhou talked about love, he was really slippery, saying that his heart was beating wildly.
Lu Xiaofu simply leaned over, kissed Gu Linzhou quickly on the lips, and said, "Don't worry, I will protect you at any time, and I will let anyone who dares to bully you be unlucky! How about it?"
【Di-】
【Extremely happy prince】
Gu Linzhou held Lu Xiaofu's hand, and said, "Linzhou thought that eight out of ten out of ten in this life was unsatisfactory, and God is too disrespectful. But today, Linzhou is still lucky."
When there was a disagreement, Gu Linzhou began to talk about love, which made Lu Xiaofu feel elated.
Lu Xiaofu coughed and said, "Okay, just don't let your feet show for a while. I can settle the rest, just look at me."
Seeing that he had reached the gate of the palace and was about to go to the carriage and horse department, Lu Xiaofu opened the control panel, took out the camouflage card, and decided to use it.
【Di-】
[System prompt: The camouflage card takes effect, and the 7-day countdown begins. 】
The camouflage card is also valid for 7 days, which should be more than enough time.
Lu Xiaofu used a camouflage card, but Gu Linzhou didn't notice any changes in him.
Gu Linzhou's eyes were determined, and he thought that if Lu Xiaofu's identity was found out by the emperor and queen mother in a while, it would be a big deal!
The carriage and horse station arrived soon, and there were palace people waiting here, guiding Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou inside.
The court lady said dutifully: "Princess, the Queen Mother invites you to come, please come with your slaves."
Lu Xiaofu nodded, and Gu Linzhou followed immediately, put his arms around Lu Xiaofu's arm, and said stupidly, "Where are you going, daughter-in-law? I want to follow you!"
When the maid looked at it, she felt a bit embarrassed, and said, "The queen mother has never summoned the prince..."
The Queen Mother just called Miss Jiang alone, as if she wanted to distract Gu Linzhou and not let him go.
When Lu Xiaofu thought about it, he guessed that the queen mother would tell Miss Jiang something about monitoring Gu Linzhou.
Lu Xiaofu winked at Gu Linzhou, and then whispered, "I'm fine on my own, so be careful, don't let others see your flaws."
Gu Linzhou was really worried about Lu Xiaofu, but he couldn't say anything, so he nodded.
Lu Xiaofu followed the maid, walked all the way forward, turning all the way.He didn't know the road in the palace either, he just thought it was quite big.
After walking for a long time, they finally entered a large hall, the maid pushed open the door and invited Lu Xiaofu to enter, but she herself did not enter, instead exiting the door.
The maid said: "Princess, please wait a moment."
She said that's all, and closed the palace door with a "bang".
Lu Xiaofu felt a little strange. Is this a gesture to put him under house arrest?
【Di-】
【Sneaky figure】
At this moment, a strange label appeared, and the figure hovered outside the window.Seems to have found an opportunity, pushed open the window and rushed in.
【Di-】
【The prince who came through the window】
Lu Xiaofu took a closer look and was really taken aback. The person who rushed in through the window was Gu Linzhou?
Just now Lu Xiaofu told Gu Linzhou to wait for him by himself, but the next moment, Gu Linzhou, who is not worrying, would secretly follow him, which is too bold.
"Gu Linzhou! Why do you..."
Lu Xiaofu hurriedly covered his mouth, for fear that others would hear it.
【Di-】
【The prince who smiles at you sweetly】
Lu Xiaofu: "..." What a ghost.
Gu Linzhou entered the main hall, closed the window, quickly grabbed Lu Xiaofu, hugged Lu Xiaofu, and whispered: "Xianjun, Linzhou has found you."
"What are you doing here?" Lu Xiaofu had a look of resentment.
Gu Linzhou was a little anxious, and said in a low voice: "Xianjun, although the maid is from the queen mother, I'm afraid it's not the queen mother looking for you, and this is not the queen mother's palace."
Upon hearing this, Lu Xiaofu said, "Then where is it?"
The system label immediately gave the name of the palace, but Lu Xiaofu couldn't understand it a bit. Even if he knew the name, he didn't know what it was for.
Gu Linzhou's face was very ugly, and he said, "This is the emperor's palace for pleasure."
Lu Xiaofu suddenly realized, and said: "That is to say, the emperor asked the queen mother's maid to trick me here?"
Gu Linzhou nodded even more ugly.
That's true, that's right, last time in the palace, the emperor didn't see the real face of the bride Lu Xiaofu, but seeing Lu Xiaofu's graceful figure, he became malicious.
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