[Quick Transmigration] The leisurely life of Xiao Shuaishen
Chapter 60 "Old Acquaintance"
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【Servant of the Jiang family X8】
During the time when the red lotus root and the jade fungus were knocking on the door, they heard disorderly footsteps outside, and the servants sent by Prime Minister Jiang had already walked into the wedding courtyard, and they really came to arrest people before dawn.
Lu Xiaofu's whole body aches badly, and now he has a severe headache, and he thought it would give me some relief.
"Xianjun..."
Gu Linzhou next to him woke up completely, his eyes no longer felt drowsy or sleepy, and he was half-squinting his eyes, looking at Lu Xiaofu with a smile on his lips.
Seeing Lu Xiaofu tremble all over, he coughed "cough cough".
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【Looking forward to the prince】
Gu Linzhou whispered in Lu Xiaofu's ear: "Double cultivation last night, is the immortal satisfied?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
When Lu Xiaofu was told by him, he blushed a little, and said solemnly: "I'm not satisfied, your skills are too poor."
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【The bewildered prince】
Gu Linzhou was obviously full of confidence and extremely arrogant. Unexpectedly, as soon as Lu Xiaofu opened his mouth, he despised his skills, which made him a little unresponsive.
Gu Linzhou looked at Lu Xiaofu with inscrutable eyes, and said: "This... the reaction of the fairy last night is really young."
"I..." Lu Xiaofu glared at Gu Linzhou, thinking that this silly prince, who is so stubborn at all, is really capable!
Lu Xiaofu said: "That's your illusion, it's not the first time for me to practice dual cultivation."
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【Lord of low pressure】
【Puffer fish version of the prince】
【The prince who is so jealous that he is about to explode】
Gu Linzhou's face changed in an instant, he squinted his eyes, and asked in a low voice: "Oh? Xian Jun has ever practiced double cultivation with people like this?"
When Lu Xiaofu saw it, Gu Linzhou became jealous, and his complexion changed quickly, as if he was going to be demonized.This made Lu Xiaofu laugh, and he said yes, my back hurts because of you, so you can eat your own jealousy slowly.
Lu Xiaofu didn't answer him, clapped his hands and got off the couch, said: "Don't be dumb, Prime Minister Jiang's people have already arrived at the door, and they said they are going back, we need to get ready."
Going back home is usually done on the third day of marriage, but obviously Prime Minister Jiang couldn't hold back anymore, for fear of any accidents, he wanted to bring the prince and the little daughter in front of him, so he had to keep an eye on it.
Prime Minister Jiang was also well-intentioned, because he was afraid that his youngest daughter would not be willing to stay in the palace, and would run away in the chaos the next day.So before dawn, eight servants of Jiang's mansion hurried over and stood guard at the door of the wedding room early in the morning. Walk.
Red Lotus Root and Jade Fungus brought in the warm water for washing, both of them seemed in a hurry, Lu Xiaofu calmed them down and told them not to worry, then sent them out first, so that they could wash themselves.
Gu Linzhou has been quiet all the time, neither noisy nor noisy, not even saying a word, but Lu Xiaofu always feels that Gu Linzhou is staring at him with two eyes.
Lu Xiaofu took the time to look back.
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【Sulking Prince】
Seeing this, Lu Xiaofu almost died laughing, and Gu Linzhou was still jealous of himself, and sulked at himself, which was really terrible.
Gu Linzhou was so jealous, as if he was a big abandoned dog, drooping his head.
Lu Xiaofu raised his eyebrows, thinking that one day, he would actually be able to bully Gu Linzhou, a pervert, and he felt refreshed just thinking about it.
Gu Linzhou stared at Lu Xiaofu for a long time, and couldn't calm down for a long time.I just feel sour in my heart, I wish I could catch that person who had double cultivated with Lu Xiaofu, and tear him in half with his hands.
Gu Linzhou had never felt this kind of feeling before, and it was very strange, but now he was completely immersed in the sea of jealousy, and he had no time to care about the superfluous.
Lu Xiaofu walked over laughingly, and said, "Go wash up, there are still people watching outside."
Gu Linzhou agreed, but came over, but instead of washing, he stood in front of Lu Xiaofu, looked down at him, and suddenly said: "Xianjun, is it better for Linzhou to double cultivate yesterday, or that person?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
Lu Xiaofu looked at him with a serious face, thought he wanted to ask, and went to Jiang's mansion in a while, how would they deal with it, who knew that he would ask such a thing when he opened his mouth.
With a smile on the corner of Lu Xiaofu's mouth, he looked thoughtful and said, "It's almost the same."
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【Very displeased prince】
Gu Linzhou didn't seem to get the answer he wanted, with a look of depression on his face, he estimated that he was about to be blown up by Lu Xiaofu.
Lu Xiaofu likes to see Gu Linzhou's puffer fish face, and thinks it is really interesting.
Lu Xiaofu said: "Hurry up and change clothes and wash up, we are about to leave."
"Oh……"
Gu Linzhou agreed with a slumped head, and silently turned to wash up.
Lu Xiaofu stood behind him and looked at him, thinking he wouldn't have played too much?Look at Gu Linzhou's small appearance, it looks like he was forced by himself yesterday.
Gu Linzhou was taking a shower, the warm water blinded his eyes, he couldn't see clearly, and the water droplets were still rolling on his face.Subconsciously, he reached out to grab the clean handkerchief beside him to wipe his face, but when he reached out, he didn't touch the handkerchief, instead he grabbed Lu Xiaofu's hand.
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【surprised prince】
Gu Linzhou was a little surprised and rubbed his eyes, but he still couldn't open them due to the stinging pain.
Lu Xiaofu naturally stretched out his hand over on his own initiative, but when Gu Linzhou let go, he leaned closer instead, and whispered in Gu Linzhou's ear with a smile: "Gu Linzhou, I saw that your complexion didn't look very good early in the morning, I'm afraid It was yesterday that I worked too hard on the double cultivation with this immortal, how about this, how about this immortal to give you a breather? Guarantee that you will be alive and well."
Gu Linzhou didn't realize it for a while, and couldn't see Lu Xiaofu with his eyes closed, he could only feel that Lu Xiaofu was close at hand.
The next moment, Lu Xiaofu took the initiative to grab Gu Linzhou's skirt, then raised his head and kissed Gu Linzhou's lips.
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【Frightened Prince】
Lu Xiaofu snorted and said to himself, let you see who is the little white rabbit among us!
Gu Linzhou was taken aback, and stood there for a long while before he realized that he didn't care about his still wet hands, and immediately hugged Lu Xiaofu tightly in his arms, and then deepened the kiss.
Lu Xiaofu was so breathless from the kiss that he felt as if he was about to suffocate, so Gu Linzhou let him go.
Lu Xiaofu smiled and said: "What I said is correct, it seems that crossing qi is very effective, you seem to be much more energetic."
With a little benefit, Gu Linzhou instantly became excited, and he didn't care about eating his own jealousy.If it weren't for the fact that there were still a bunch of people waiting outside, Gu Linzhou really wanted to put Lu Xiaofu on the bed to do it.
Those people outside are all servants of the Jiang family, unlike the servants of the palace, they all know Miss Jiang.
So Lu Xiaofu couldn't get on the road easily, so he ordered the red lotus root and the jade mushroom to let someone bring the carriage into the garden, and after a while Lu Xiaofu went straight out, and he could get into the carriage in two steps, so as to avoid being discovered by others.
The red lotus root and the jade mushroom went to do it immediately, but said that the lady was not feeling well, so they asked for the carriage to be brought in.
The housekeeper outside and the servants from Jiang's residence snickered knowingly when they heard this, thinking that Miss Jiang might have been bullied badly by that idiot prince yesterday, so naturally she was not feeling well.
Without suspicion, everyone drove the carriage in and stopped in the middle of the courtyard, at the door of the wedding room.
Now it was easy, the door of the wedding room creaked open, Gu Linzhou hugged Lu Xiaofu directly, and strode out from inside.
Lu Xiaofu was hugged, leaning his head sideways on Gu Linzhou's arms, looking like a tired little bird clinging to others, his face was blocked, and others couldn't see anything.
Red lotus root and jade mushroom quickly opened the curtain of the carriage, and Gu Linzhou hugged Lu Xiaofu and sat in together.
After successfully getting into the carriage, Gu Linzhou did not forget to pretend to be stupid.
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【Molesting your lord】
I heard the silly prince's laughter coming from the carriage.
The silly prince said: "My daughter-in-law is so beautiful, I want to kiss her! I want to kiss her on the lips!"
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
The servants outside immediately covered their mouths and laughed, thinking to themselves, even if the prince is a fool, but the prince has passed his thirties anyway, and it is instinctive to not understand things about that.
Lu Xiaofu couldn't laugh at it, Gu Linzhou didn't mean to let it go, he really leaned over to kiss Lu Xiaofu's lips.
Lu Xiaofu was afraid of seeing something outside, so he pushed him quickly.
Gu Linzhou said in a low voice: "Xianjun, Linzhou's body is not feeling well, please ask Xianjun to breathe some more fairy energy, okay?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..." What a ghost, how can Gu Linzhou draw inferences like this?
The carriage was heading towards the palace, and the speed was not considered very fast. Lu Xiaofu really convinced Gu Linzhou along the way. It was not enough to take advantage of the typical situation, and he asked for a breather every once in a while.If it wasn't for Lu Xiaofu's fear that someone outside would hear what was going on inside them, Lu Xiaofu would have raised his hand to beat them up.
The car arrived at the gate of Prime Minister Jiang's Mansion, and the Prime Minister's Mansion was quiet, not at all festive, and it did not look like he was married to his daughter at all.
It seems that Jiang Chengxiang's family all know that this marriage is not a good marriage, but for the sake of prosperity and wealth, Jiang Chengxiang will marry his youngest daughter to the prince no matter what.
Now that the carriage arrived at the gate, Prime Minister Jiang was not there, and there was no one to greet him, so the carriage drove in directly from the side gate and stopped in the yard.
A little servant girl came over and said, "Miss Si, Master invites you to go to the study."
The maid said that's all, Gu Linzhou was the first to get out of the carriage, but there was no sign of their fourth lady.
Gu Linzhou smiled silly, jumped off the carriage and said happily: "The study? The study is good. I like reading the most. You take me there! Take me there quickly!"
The servant girl took a breath when she saw the silly prince Gu Linzhou for the first time.
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【Amazing Maid】
Who in the capital city has never heard the rumors about the silly prince, that he has been stupid since he was a child, that he is more expensive than the lady in the middle of the boudoir, that he never walks outside the door, that he only knows to have a runny nose and giggle every day, and that he is extremely ugly, The head is bigger than the big bell in the temple, with small eyes and big nose, fat like a mountain.
But see you today...
The servant girl looked at Gu Linzhou blankly. She was the eldest servant girl of the prime minister's mansion, and she was considered a servant who had seen the world, but she had never seen a man more handsome than Gu Linzhou, the silly prince.
The servant girl stared blankly, forgetting to stop Gu Linzhou.
She came to her senses and hurried over to stop Gu Linzhou, saying: "My lord, you can't go, my lord has ordered my servants to take my lord to dinner later!"
Gu Linzhou pretended to be crazy and foolish, but the little maid stopped him from going, so he insisted on going and made a fuss.
The servant girl should have been annoyed when she met such a fool making a fuss.But when Gu Linzhou touched her with his hand, her cheeks flushed with embarrassment, and she felt as if she had been struck by lightning.
I always feel that this silly prince is too handsome, even if he is a fool, he is not annoying.
Lu Xiaofu was in the carriage, opened the curtain a little, and the sharp-eyed servant girl was ashamed, she was so angry that her lungs would explode, Gu Linzhou is really a sweet potato, everyone loves flowers when they see flowers bloom.
Gu Linzhou stopped the maid according to plan, Lu Xiaofu coughed twice, covered his mouth with a handkerchief to make his voice muffled, and said: "You take the prince to dinner, I'll just go to the study by myself. "
The big maid wished to spend more time with the handsome prince, she blushed immediately, and led the prince to the dining place.
Gu Linzhou dismissed the big maid, and looked back at the direction of the carriage worriedly.
Lu Xiaofu said that he wanted to meet Jiang Chengxiang alone, and he could definitely handle Jiang Chengxiang.Gu Linzhou is a little worried, but Gu Linzhou is a pure little fan now, as long as Lu Xiaofu speaks, he will never dare to question it, so he nods in agreement immediately, and he will do according to Lu Xiaofu's wishes.
The study room is an important place, and there are no servants walking around in the yard, and it is completely silent.
When Lu Xiaofu walked in, he saw someone standing in front of the fish pond in the yard. It was winter, and there were no fish in the pond, and he looked a bit depressed.
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【Your cheap father Jiang Chengxiang】
Isn't the person standing in front of the fish pond the same as Prime Minister Jiang?
Jiang Chengxiang put his hands behind his back and didn't turn his head when he heard the footsteps. He just said, "Daughter, you are here. You have to know that there is nothing you can do as a father. Fortunately, that silly prince Gu Linzhou is also considered handsome. You won't be too wronged if you marry him, will you? So you, don't always think about running away, you know?"
Lu Xiaofu raised the corners of his lips, stood behind Prime Minister Jiang, and said, "Prime Minister Jiang is right, I won't run away, so I don't know if Prime Minister Jiang will be here soon."
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【Shocked Prime Minister Jiang】
When Prime Minister Jiang heard the stranger's voice, he quickly came back to his senses.Looking back, I saw a strange person standing behind me, and shouted: "Who are you! Why are you here?!"
Lu Xiaofu said kindly: "Prime Minister Jiang, please don't shout too loudly, be careful to offend other people, or you will lose your head."
Prime Minister Jiang's heart skipped a beat. Although he didn't know what was going on, he felt that something was wrong, so he quickly closed his mouth and glared at Lu Xiaofu angrily.
Lu Xiaofu smiled and said: "Prime Minister Jiang may not know that your good daughter has already escaped from marriage, and should be at the ends of the earth by now."
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[Scared Prime Minister Jiang who sifted the chaff]
Jiang Chengxiang's face was pale, his legs were shaking, he was about to kneel on the ground, he hurriedly supported the railing next to him, and then stood firm, saying: "No, no, no, it's impossible..."
Lu Xiaofu said: "Prime Minister Jiang, we don't speak dark words in front of people of the Ming Dynasty. Your daughter has indeed escaped a long time ago, and me... don't worry about who I am. Anyway, I was the one who visited Gu Linzhou yesterday, and I was just A person who is greedy for glory and wealth, just wants to enjoy the happiness in the palace."
"you……"
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【Suspicious Prime Minister Jiang】
Prime Minister Jiang didn't seem to believe Lu Xiaofu's words very much, looked Lu Xiaofu up and down, and said, "What is your purpose?"
Lu Xiaofu said frankly: "I've said it all, I just want to enjoy the blessings. The prime minister will not stop my prosperity and wealth, right? After all, the prime minister is also a smart person, and you must know it. Your daughter's escape from marriage, if the emperor or The Empress Dowager knows that this Jiang family... may not even be able to escape."
"Presumptuous!" Prime Minister Jiang said in a low voice, "How dare you threaten me?"
Lu Xiaofu said: "This is not a threat, I just want to persuade Prime Minister Jiang to see the facts clearly. Look at the current imperial court, capable people come forth in large numbers, and the waves behind the Yangtze River push forward the waves ahead. Prime Minister Jiang is getting old, and the emperor's trust in you is no longer what it used to be. I think you are occupying the latrine and don’t shit, you should have given up the position of prime minister to other young people, right? If at this time, Prime Minister Jiang has fallen into the hands of the emperor, what do you think the emperor can do? Take the opportunity to show off?"
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[Prime Minister Kang who is trembling with fear]
Although Prime Minister Jiang forced himself to be calm on his face, he was already terrified to death in his heart.Of course he understands this truth, the emperor has long since stopped trusting and valuing him so much, otherwise he wouldn't have made such a bad move to marry his youngest daughter to a foolish prince to win the emperor's favor.
Lu Xiaofu said: "So the prime minister has to think carefully about what to do."
Over there, Gu Linzhou was taken away by the big maid and led to a small courtyard. There were some meals in the pavilions in the courtyard, which looked a bit casual and not very particular. Just order.
Gu Linzhou didn't care about those simple meals at the moment, he was worried about Lu Xiaofu's safety in his heart.
He thought, Xianjun has great powers, so there should be no danger.But even so, he still couldn't let go of his heart, he was uneasy and worried about life.
The silly prince, Gu Linzhou, turned out to be a handsome young man, the news was quickly spread by the maid, and within a short time, everyone in the prime minister's mansion knew about it.
Everyone was amazed, this silly prince is actually handsome?It turned out that the rumors were not credible, they had been lied to all along!
Whether it's a servant girl or a daughter in the prime minister's mansion, they all want to see Gu Linzhou's appearance, and their hearts are scratched.
Miss Jiang Si's three elder sisters are all the daughters of his wife's direct descendants, and they have the same father and mother, so they gathered together at this moment and started whispering to each other.
The eldest lady said: "God is not open to letting that little hoof marry a handsome prince."
The second lady said with a sour tone: "Yes, I think my husband was praised so much that there is no heaven and earth before he got married. Wait for me to marry and see, oh..."
The third lady was thoughtful, and said: "Why don't I believe that stupid prince is handsome? I'm afraid it's just nonsense again."
The eldest lady was also a little puzzled, and said: "Yes, I only heard it was said by a maid, so I don't know if it is true or not."
"Otherwise..." Second Miss smiled shyly and said, "Let's take a look secretly? Isn't that silly prince in the side courtyard?"
The three young ladies are very favored at home on weekdays, they are treated tens of thousands of times better than the fourth young lady, and they are all very tricky.Now when the second lady suggested it, the remaining two sisters also thought it was good, so they immediately set off for the side courtyard.
They couldn't just leave empty-handed, and went to the small kitchen to bring some food, saying that they came to see the fourth sister, and sent some home food to the fourth sister, and then talked about themselves.
The three of them entered the side courtyard, and they saw the big maid.The big servant girl was blushing, surrounded by a young man who was as handsome as a banished fairy.
"Ho-"
The three ladies gasped in unison.
The eldest lady said: "Is this the silly prince?"
The second lady said: "How is it possible? I really don't know how many hundred times stronger than my husband!"
The third lady said: "Why did that little hoof get involved in such a good thing! If I had known earlier..."
The eldest lady and the second lady have been married long ago, but the third lady has not chosen a husband so far, and has always wanted to choose the best one.
A few days ago, she was still laughing at Miss Fourth for marrying a foolish prince, but now she regrets it too much, wishing that she was the one who married the foolish prince.
Gu Linzhou wanted to send the big maid away, and waited for Lu Xiaofu's return alone.He was worried when he saw three women walking over delicately on lotus steps.
"See you, my lord~"
The three young ladies of the Jiang family immediately saluted Gu Linzhou coquettishly, then covered their mouths and laughed.
Gu Linzhou frowned. He didn't know what they were here for, and he didn't dare to let them find out his details, so he turned his head away with a smile, ignored them, and acted as if he hadn't seen them.
"Sister, look, this prince is really handsome!"
Seeing the foolish look of the prince, the eldest lady opened her mouth unscrupulously.
The other two ladies also laughed, extremely shy.
The third lady was holding a plate of food in her hand, and immediately walked up boldly, approached Gu Linzhou, and said, "My lord, the little girl brought some snacks for my lord, please have a taste of my lord's face."
As she spoke, she stuffed the dim sum plate into Gu Linzhou's hand, and wanted to take the opportunity to touch Gu Linzhou's hand, which was really bold.
Gu Linzhou took a step back in displeasure, pretending not to notice them, and said, "Daughter-in-law! Daughter-in-law, where have you been?"
Gu Linzhou called Lu Xiaofu, turned around and was about to leave.
When the three young ladies heard this, they giggled and raised their hands to stop Gu Linzhou in the middle, and their movements were really very strange to Meng Lang.
The three young ladies of the Jiang family are used to being arrogant and domineering, and no one can control them at all.Besides, there is no one around this time, this handsome prince is still a fool, who knows what they did?He was especially unscrupulous.
The eldest lady blocked Gu Linzhou's way, smiled and stretched out her hand to touch his chest, and said, "My lord, are you dazzled, can you see if I am your princess?"
As soon as she opened her mouth, the second and third young ladies blushed and said, "Sister, what did you say? It's so embarrassing!"
The eldest lady disapproved, smiled proudly, and said, "Sisters, what's the matter. I'm the eldest lady of the prime minister's mansion. How could my husband dare to talk to me on weekdays. Even if he knows that I have raised a face head, isn't that right?" Low-pitched, how can he have the right to get angry, doesn't he want to rely on me and our father for a living?"
"Hee hee, what my sister said is true." The third lady immediately responded, "It's still my sister who is the best."
Gu Linzhou was really annoyed to hear that they were so arrogant and entangled endlessly.He simply stretched out his hand on purpose, and knocked over the sweet soup in the second young lady's hand with a "snap".
With a sound, the three ladies all cried out, and they were splashed with sweet soup, and their clothes were instantly dirty.
The three ladies were a little angry, usually they like cleanliness the most, how can they bear the filth?
Second Miss said anxiously: "My clothes!"
Third Miss hurriedly rubbed her clothes with a handkerchief, and said, "It's all dirty, I'm going back to change my clothes!"
The eldest lady rolled her eyes, and smiled after being angry, stretched out her hand and pulled her coat, and said, "Oh, the clothes are dirty, so I have to take them off, right?"
As she said, she was going to take off her clothes in front of Gu Linzhou.
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[Miss Jiang who molested your husband X3]
When Lu Xiaofu threatened Jiang Chengxiang, Jiang Chengxiang was so frightened that he could only compromise in the end, promising that Lu Xiaofu would not reveal his identity, and that Lu Xiaofu would not let others know about Miss Jiang's escape from marriage.
Lu Xiaofu and Prime Minister Jiang reached a consensus, they turned and left to find Gu Linzhou.
Lu Xiaofu walked into the courtyard in a good mood, and suddenly saw a strange label and a strange scene.
It's really...
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【Angry White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu】
【Jealous White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu】
Lu Xiaofu was instantly furious, he dared to touch his own people!
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[Congratulations number 666, trigger side mission 2]
[Sub-quest 2: Protect your husband from being touched by your sisters and sisters! 】
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
Lu Xiaofu was ready to fight with his arms and sleeves up, but when he saw the system task, he was helpless. The husband who saw the ghost, he was obviously Gu Linzhou's husband!
[Complete the task to get rich rewards! 】
[Spoiler: Mission rewards are three in one]
【A. A universal camouflage card】
【B. A box of functional carrots】
[C. A full color page of erotic pictures]
Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?
What kind of messy rewards are these?
Time waits for no one, Lu Xiaofu doesn't care what the rewards are for, if he doesn't make a move, I'm afraid Gu Linzhou will really get involved!
Lu Xiaofu immediately strode over.
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[Shen Shen buff (level 3) activated! 】
Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, okay, okay, do you like to take off your clothes, then let you take off as much as you want.
"call--"
Suddenly a gust of northwest wind blew, as if a big monster was riding the clouds and fog, the branches swayed wildly, and the ground flew sand and rocks
"what happened?"
The three ladies were blinded by the sand and screamed, "My eyes hurt so much. Why is there such a strong wind?"
A gust of wind blew by, but after a while, "clouds opened and rain fell", as if the strong wind just now was just an illusion.
"what happened?"
The three ladies were stunned and looked up at the sky.
The sky was clear, almost cloudless, and very peaceful.
"what!"
At this moment, the eldest lady screamed, her eyes widened in fright, and her eyes almost popped out.
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【Miss who panicked and lost her mind】
Just look at the branch above the head, there is a small green thing wriggling, it should be a fleshy worm.Probably because of the strong wind just now, the little meat worm was almost blown off by the wind, and was hanging on the edge of the branch, precariously.
The three ladies were terrified when they saw the bug, and they all screamed.
The young miss shouted at the top of her lungs, and felt something slap and fall directly into her mouth.
Now it's all right, the eldest lady stopped screaming, she couldn't scream at all, she was stunned for a few seconds, and then she let out a bah sound and spit out the things in her mouth.
What she spat out from her mouth was the little dangling meat worm above her head.
Just when the eldest lady was screaming, the little meat worm accidentally fell down and fell right into the eldest mouth of the eldest lady, with excellent accuracy.
At this moment, the little meat worm was spit out and spit on the ground, wriggling non-stop.
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
"what--!"
"Help!"
The shouts one after another rang out again, it wasn't just that the eldest lady had dropped a mouthful of worms unluckily.On the tree above their heads, there were quite a few bugs, all of which fell down in a rustle, and most of them fell into the collars of the three ladies, especially the young lady who tore her clothes just now. It fell into her close-fitting clothes.
The three young ladies could no longer care about the handsome and silly prince, screaming and shouting all the way, and rushed out of the side courtyard crazily, running as far as they could.
And Gu Linzhou was also standing under the tree, but not a single bug landed on him, it was clean.
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【The dazed prince】
Gu Linzhou was a little overwhelmed, turned around and saw Lu Xiaofu standing not far away.
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【Happy Prince】
Gu Linzhou immediately walked up to Lu Xiaofu, took his hand happily, and said, "Xianjun, you are back."
"Hehe!" Lu Xiaofu said bitterly, "I'm sorry to disturb your beauty when I came back."
Gu Linzhou reacted quickly, hugged Lu Xiaofu into his arms, and said with a smile: "The fairy is right, isn't Linzhou a beautiful woman in his arms? In this world, whether it is in the sky or the earth, I am afraid that you can be with the fairy. There is nothing more beautiful than you.”
Lu Xiaofu: "..." The corners of his mouth almost couldn't be restrained and turned up.
Sure enough, everyone loves to listen to flattering words. Lu Xiaofuming knew that Gu Linzhou was saying good things, but he also felt that they were very useful, and his heart felt instantly refreshed.
Gu Linzhou asked: "The strong wind just now, and the bugs in that tree, were they the work of Xianjun?"
"Of course it's me." Lu Xiaofu raised his head and said proudly, "Otherwise you would have been taken advantage of by those women."
"Yes, yes," Gu Linzhou nodded sincerely, and said, "Thank you for saving your life, Linzhou is smashed to pieces, so I have to promise him with my body."
Lu Xiaofu: "..." After being crushed to pieces, did you agree with each other with your body?Don't lie to me that I read less.
Gu Linzhou hurriedly asked again: "Xianjun, can Prime Minister Jiang do anything for you?"
"Of course not." Lu Xiaofu raised his head even more, and said, "I'm a god, what he can do to me is not honest and respectful. I have already grasped it, so I told him, I'm here to enjoy the splendor and wealth, if he wants to expose the matter, it's a big deal and we'll end it together."
Prime Minister Jiang is a person who has enjoyed the glory and wealth all his life. He has always been aloof and has great power in his hands. How can he lose everything? Naturally, he dare not tell the emperor that his daughter has escaped marriage against the order.
Jiang Cheng wanted to hide this matter more than Lu Xiaofu did, so the two reached an agreement that no one would say anything.
"With the help of a fairy, everything can be at ease." Gu Linzhou said with a smile.
Lu Xiaofu nodded with an inscrutable expression on his face, and said, "Now Prime Minister Jiang has something in our hands, if you want to use Prime Minister Jiang in the future, he will definitely not be able to refuse."
"That's right, Xianjun is really thoughtful." Gu Linzhou said.
Lu Xiaofu glanced at Gu Linzhou, and thought that the ancient version of Gu Linzhou was just different, and this flattering skill was really top-notch.
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【Prime Minister Jiang who came in a hurry】
While the two were talking, Lu Xiaofu saw a sign and came towards the courtyard from the outside.
Gu Linzhou also heard footsteps and immediately became alert.
Lu Xiaofu said in a low voice, "Don't worry, I'm protecting you."
It turned out to be Prime Minister Jiang who hurried over, he ran to the side courtyard himself, walked in with a smile, and said, "You are indeed here, the old man has prepared a new banquet, hurry up, please follow the old man to the table!"
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[Prime Minister Jiang who pleases you]
Prime Minister Jiang was obviously frightened by Lu Xiaofu, he was afraid that Lu Xiaofu would be offended by the simple meals before, and if Lu Xiaofu was unhappy, he would expose the matter of Miss Fourth's escape from marriage.
After much deliberation, Prime Minister Jiang decided to set up a big meal to entertain Lu Xiaofu, so that Lu Xiaofu could live in peace.
Lu Xiaofu raised his eyebrows and said, "How dare you bother Prime Minister Jiang?"
"No, no, no, I'm not bothering you!" Prime Minister Jiang walked a few steps closer, lowered his voice and said, "It's the old man who troubled you, son! The youngest daughter of the old man is ignorant, and she eloped and ran away. It's all up to you, son, to save the old man's family, otherwise The old man is still kept in the dark, and he doesn't know what to do! Alas, disobedience to the decree is a serious crime of ransacking the house and beheading!"
Prime Minister Jiang said with a sincere face, and hurriedly said: "My lord, don't worry, I will definitely keep this matter a secret. The old man set up a banquet, and there was no one else at the banquet. I just called some wine girls and dancers. You don't need to worry, you can drink freely , the old man also happened to have a few words and wanted to chat with the young master."
【Di-】
【Prime Minister Jiang who prepared a beauty trick for you】
Prime Minister Jiang could be said to be well-intentioned. He felt that Lu Xiaofu, a man, pretended to be a bride and married Gu Linzhou. What could he do?It must be the glory and wealth.
But then again, what else do men like besides prosperity and wealth?Isn't she a beauty!
Jiang Chengxiang loves money and sex, and thinks that Lu Xiaofu is probably the same kind of person, so he specially arranged good wine and meat, and called a group of beauties to curry favor with Lu Xiaofu.
They were in the Jiang Mansion, and Prime Minister Jiang's attitude was not bad, Lu Xiaofu felt that tearing up his face was not a good way, and he should be kind when he stretched out his hand and didn't hit a smiling face.Besides, Prime Minister Jiang is a member of the Emperor Nabo, so it would be a good thing if he could get some emperor's plans out of his mouth.
Lu Xiaofu gave Gu Linzhou a wink, and said, "It's okay, I happen to be hungry, so Prime Minister Lao will lead the way."
"Please, sir, please." Prime Minister Jiang was overjoyed.
Gu Linzhou immediately ran out to make trouble, pretending to be crazy, grabbed Lu Xiaofu's hand, and said, "Where are you going, daughter-in-law? Take me with you! The women here are so scary, they all undress me. "
Prime Minister Jiang didn't know what his three daughters did just now, but when he heard Gu Linzhou's words, his face turned dark.He doted on his three daughters on weekdays, and he also knew how lawless the daughters were, so he seemed to have guessed what happened without needing to say more.
Prime Minister Jiang hurriedly said with a dry smile: "Look at this silly prince, he is really stupid, he is talking nonsense again."
"That's right." Lu Xiaofu followed Prime Minister Jiang's words and said, "If this stupid prince is not stupid, he is not easy to deal with. Look at him, he looks ignorant, but he is fooled around by me. It seems that he would be the same without me." That's fine, I let him go east, but he dare not go west, let's drink and eat meat, and take him with us, lest he go crazy and spread evil winds."
"Okay, okay," Prime Minister Jiang thought for a while, and felt that it was better to take this silly prince with him.Otherwise, if my savage daughters do something that ruins the face of the prime minister's mansion, wouldn't they make outsiders laugh at them?
Gu Linzhou took Lu Xiaofu's hand, with a happy face, the two of them followed Prime Minister Jiang and walked forward, and soon entered a small clean courtyard, and everyone was seated.
Sure enough, there was no one else, only the three of them.Although the courtyard is clean, it is not simple. It is completely different from the side courtyard just now.
Prime Minister Jiang asked Lu Xiaofu to sit down, and immediately said with a flattering smile: "Please
【Servant of the Jiang family X8】
During the time when the red lotus root and the jade fungus were knocking on the door, they heard disorderly footsteps outside, and the servants sent by Prime Minister Jiang had already walked into the wedding courtyard, and they really came to arrest people before dawn.
Lu Xiaofu's whole body aches badly, and now he has a severe headache, and he thought it would give me some relief.
"Xianjun..."
Gu Linzhou next to him woke up completely, his eyes no longer felt drowsy or sleepy, and he was half-squinting his eyes, looking at Lu Xiaofu with a smile on his lips.
Seeing Lu Xiaofu tremble all over, he coughed "cough cough".
【Di-】
【Looking forward to the prince】
Gu Linzhou whispered in Lu Xiaofu's ear: "Double cultivation last night, is the immortal satisfied?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
When Lu Xiaofu was told by him, he blushed a little, and said solemnly: "I'm not satisfied, your skills are too poor."
【Di-】
【The bewildered prince】
Gu Linzhou was obviously full of confidence and extremely arrogant. Unexpectedly, as soon as Lu Xiaofu opened his mouth, he despised his skills, which made him a little unresponsive.
Gu Linzhou looked at Lu Xiaofu with inscrutable eyes, and said: "This... the reaction of the fairy last night is really young."
"I..." Lu Xiaofu glared at Gu Linzhou, thinking that this silly prince, who is so stubborn at all, is really capable!
Lu Xiaofu said: "That's your illusion, it's not the first time for me to practice dual cultivation."
【Di-】
【Lord of low pressure】
【Puffer fish version of the prince】
【The prince who is so jealous that he is about to explode】
Gu Linzhou's face changed in an instant, he squinted his eyes, and asked in a low voice: "Oh? Xian Jun has ever practiced double cultivation with people like this?"
When Lu Xiaofu saw it, Gu Linzhou became jealous, and his complexion changed quickly, as if he was going to be demonized.This made Lu Xiaofu laugh, and he said yes, my back hurts because of you, so you can eat your own jealousy slowly.
Lu Xiaofu didn't answer him, clapped his hands and got off the couch, said: "Don't be dumb, Prime Minister Jiang's people have already arrived at the door, and they said they are going back, we need to get ready."
Going back home is usually done on the third day of marriage, but obviously Prime Minister Jiang couldn't hold back anymore, for fear of any accidents, he wanted to bring the prince and the little daughter in front of him, so he had to keep an eye on it.
Prime Minister Jiang was also well-intentioned, because he was afraid that his youngest daughter would not be willing to stay in the palace, and would run away in the chaos the next day.So before dawn, eight servants of Jiang's mansion hurried over and stood guard at the door of the wedding room early in the morning. Walk.
Red Lotus Root and Jade Fungus brought in the warm water for washing, both of them seemed in a hurry, Lu Xiaofu calmed them down and told them not to worry, then sent them out first, so that they could wash themselves.
Gu Linzhou has been quiet all the time, neither noisy nor noisy, not even saying a word, but Lu Xiaofu always feels that Gu Linzhou is staring at him with two eyes.
Lu Xiaofu took the time to look back.
【Di-】
【Sulking Prince】
Seeing this, Lu Xiaofu almost died laughing, and Gu Linzhou was still jealous of himself, and sulked at himself, which was really terrible.
Gu Linzhou was so jealous, as if he was a big abandoned dog, drooping his head.
Lu Xiaofu raised his eyebrows, thinking that one day, he would actually be able to bully Gu Linzhou, a pervert, and he felt refreshed just thinking about it.
Gu Linzhou stared at Lu Xiaofu for a long time, and couldn't calm down for a long time.I just feel sour in my heart, I wish I could catch that person who had double cultivated with Lu Xiaofu, and tear him in half with his hands.
Gu Linzhou had never felt this kind of feeling before, and it was very strange, but now he was completely immersed in the sea of jealousy, and he had no time to care about the superfluous.
Lu Xiaofu walked over laughingly, and said, "Go wash up, there are still people watching outside."
Gu Linzhou agreed, but came over, but instead of washing, he stood in front of Lu Xiaofu, looked down at him, and suddenly said: "Xianjun, is it better for Linzhou to double cultivate yesterday, or that person?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
Lu Xiaofu looked at him with a serious face, thought he wanted to ask, and went to Jiang's mansion in a while, how would they deal with it, who knew that he would ask such a thing when he opened his mouth.
With a smile on the corner of Lu Xiaofu's mouth, he looked thoughtful and said, "It's almost the same."
【Di-】
【Very displeased prince】
Gu Linzhou didn't seem to get the answer he wanted, with a look of depression on his face, he estimated that he was about to be blown up by Lu Xiaofu.
Lu Xiaofu likes to see Gu Linzhou's puffer fish face, and thinks it is really interesting.
Lu Xiaofu said: "Hurry up and change clothes and wash up, we are about to leave."
"Oh……"
Gu Linzhou agreed with a slumped head, and silently turned to wash up.
Lu Xiaofu stood behind him and looked at him, thinking he wouldn't have played too much?Look at Gu Linzhou's small appearance, it looks like he was forced by himself yesterday.
Gu Linzhou was taking a shower, the warm water blinded his eyes, he couldn't see clearly, and the water droplets were still rolling on his face.Subconsciously, he reached out to grab the clean handkerchief beside him to wipe his face, but when he reached out, he didn't touch the handkerchief, instead he grabbed Lu Xiaofu's hand.
【Di-】
【surprised prince】
Gu Linzhou was a little surprised and rubbed his eyes, but he still couldn't open them due to the stinging pain.
Lu Xiaofu naturally stretched out his hand over on his own initiative, but when Gu Linzhou let go, he leaned closer instead, and whispered in Gu Linzhou's ear with a smile: "Gu Linzhou, I saw that your complexion didn't look very good early in the morning, I'm afraid It was yesterday that I worked too hard on the double cultivation with this immortal, how about this, how about this immortal to give you a breather? Guarantee that you will be alive and well."
Gu Linzhou didn't realize it for a while, and couldn't see Lu Xiaofu with his eyes closed, he could only feel that Lu Xiaofu was close at hand.
The next moment, Lu Xiaofu took the initiative to grab Gu Linzhou's skirt, then raised his head and kissed Gu Linzhou's lips.
【Di-】
【Frightened Prince】
Lu Xiaofu snorted and said to himself, let you see who is the little white rabbit among us!
Gu Linzhou was taken aback, and stood there for a long while before he realized that he didn't care about his still wet hands, and immediately hugged Lu Xiaofu tightly in his arms, and then deepened the kiss.
Lu Xiaofu was so breathless from the kiss that he felt as if he was about to suffocate, so Gu Linzhou let him go.
Lu Xiaofu smiled and said: "What I said is correct, it seems that crossing qi is very effective, you seem to be much more energetic."
With a little benefit, Gu Linzhou instantly became excited, and he didn't care about eating his own jealousy.If it weren't for the fact that there were still a bunch of people waiting outside, Gu Linzhou really wanted to put Lu Xiaofu on the bed to do it.
Those people outside are all servants of the Jiang family, unlike the servants of the palace, they all know Miss Jiang.
So Lu Xiaofu couldn't get on the road easily, so he ordered the red lotus root and the jade mushroom to let someone bring the carriage into the garden, and after a while Lu Xiaofu went straight out, and he could get into the carriage in two steps, so as to avoid being discovered by others.
The red lotus root and the jade mushroom went to do it immediately, but said that the lady was not feeling well, so they asked for the carriage to be brought in.
The housekeeper outside and the servants from Jiang's residence snickered knowingly when they heard this, thinking that Miss Jiang might have been bullied badly by that idiot prince yesterday, so naturally she was not feeling well.
Without suspicion, everyone drove the carriage in and stopped in the middle of the courtyard, at the door of the wedding room.
Now it was easy, the door of the wedding room creaked open, Gu Linzhou hugged Lu Xiaofu directly, and strode out from inside.
Lu Xiaofu was hugged, leaning his head sideways on Gu Linzhou's arms, looking like a tired little bird clinging to others, his face was blocked, and others couldn't see anything.
Red lotus root and jade mushroom quickly opened the curtain of the carriage, and Gu Linzhou hugged Lu Xiaofu and sat in together.
After successfully getting into the carriage, Gu Linzhou did not forget to pretend to be stupid.
【Di-】
【Molesting your lord】
I heard the silly prince's laughter coming from the carriage.
The silly prince said: "My daughter-in-law is so beautiful, I want to kiss her! I want to kiss her on the lips!"
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
The servants outside immediately covered their mouths and laughed, thinking to themselves, even if the prince is a fool, but the prince has passed his thirties anyway, and it is instinctive to not understand things about that.
Lu Xiaofu couldn't laugh at it, Gu Linzhou didn't mean to let it go, he really leaned over to kiss Lu Xiaofu's lips.
Lu Xiaofu was afraid of seeing something outside, so he pushed him quickly.
Gu Linzhou said in a low voice: "Xianjun, Linzhou's body is not feeling well, please ask Xianjun to breathe some more fairy energy, okay?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..." What a ghost, how can Gu Linzhou draw inferences like this?
The carriage was heading towards the palace, and the speed was not considered very fast. Lu Xiaofu really convinced Gu Linzhou along the way. It was not enough to take advantage of the typical situation, and he asked for a breather every once in a while.If it wasn't for Lu Xiaofu's fear that someone outside would hear what was going on inside them, Lu Xiaofu would have raised his hand to beat them up.
The car arrived at the gate of Prime Minister Jiang's Mansion, and the Prime Minister's Mansion was quiet, not at all festive, and it did not look like he was married to his daughter at all.
It seems that Jiang Chengxiang's family all know that this marriage is not a good marriage, but for the sake of prosperity and wealth, Jiang Chengxiang will marry his youngest daughter to the prince no matter what.
Now that the carriage arrived at the gate, Prime Minister Jiang was not there, and there was no one to greet him, so the carriage drove in directly from the side gate and stopped in the yard.
A little servant girl came over and said, "Miss Si, Master invites you to go to the study."
The maid said that's all, Gu Linzhou was the first to get out of the carriage, but there was no sign of their fourth lady.
Gu Linzhou smiled silly, jumped off the carriage and said happily: "The study? The study is good. I like reading the most. You take me there! Take me there quickly!"
The servant girl took a breath when she saw the silly prince Gu Linzhou for the first time.
【Di-】
【Amazing Maid】
Who in the capital city has never heard the rumors about the silly prince, that he has been stupid since he was a child, that he is more expensive than the lady in the middle of the boudoir, that he never walks outside the door, that he only knows to have a runny nose and giggle every day, and that he is extremely ugly, The head is bigger than the big bell in the temple, with small eyes and big nose, fat like a mountain.
But see you today...
The servant girl looked at Gu Linzhou blankly. She was the eldest servant girl of the prime minister's mansion, and she was considered a servant who had seen the world, but she had never seen a man more handsome than Gu Linzhou, the silly prince.
The servant girl stared blankly, forgetting to stop Gu Linzhou.
She came to her senses and hurried over to stop Gu Linzhou, saying: "My lord, you can't go, my lord has ordered my servants to take my lord to dinner later!"
Gu Linzhou pretended to be crazy and foolish, but the little maid stopped him from going, so he insisted on going and made a fuss.
The servant girl should have been annoyed when she met such a fool making a fuss.But when Gu Linzhou touched her with his hand, her cheeks flushed with embarrassment, and she felt as if she had been struck by lightning.
I always feel that this silly prince is too handsome, even if he is a fool, he is not annoying.
Lu Xiaofu was in the carriage, opened the curtain a little, and the sharp-eyed servant girl was ashamed, she was so angry that her lungs would explode, Gu Linzhou is really a sweet potato, everyone loves flowers when they see flowers bloom.
Gu Linzhou stopped the maid according to plan, Lu Xiaofu coughed twice, covered his mouth with a handkerchief to make his voice muffled, and said: "You take the prince to dinner, I'll just go to the study by myself. "
The big maid wished to spend more time with the handsome prince, she blushed immediately, and led the prince to the dining place.
Gu Linzhou dismissed the big maid, and looked back at the direction of the carriage worriedly.
Lu Xiaofu said that he wanted to meet Jiang Chengxiang alone, and he could definitely handle Jiang Chengxiang.Gu Linzhou is a little worried, but Gu Linzhou is a pure little fan now, as long as Lu Xiaofu speaks, he will never dare to question it, so he nods in agreement immediately, and he will do according to Lu Xiaofu's wishes.
The study room is an important place, and there are no servants walking around in the yard, and it is completely silent.
When Lu Xiaofu walked in, he saw someone standing in front of the fish pond in the yard. It was winter, and there were no fish in the pond, and he looked a bit depressed.
【Di-】
【Your cheap father Jiang Chengxiang】
Isn't the person standing in front of the fish pond the same as Prime Minister Jiang?
Jiang Chengxiang put his hands behind his back and didn't turn his head when he heard the footsteps. He just said, "Daughter, you are here. You have to know that there is nothing you can do as a father. Fortunately, that silly prince Gu Linzhou is also considered handsome. You won't be too wronged if you marry him, will you? So you, don't always think about running away, you know?"
Lu Xiaofu raised the corners of his lips, stood behind Prime Minister Jiang, and said, "Prime Minister Jiang is right, I won't run away, so I don't know if Prime Minister Jiang will be here soon."
【Di-】
【Shocked Prime Minister Jiang】
When Prime Minister Jiang heard the stranger's voice, he quickly came back to his senses.Looking back, I saw a strange person standing behind me, and shouted: "Who are you! Why are you here?!"
Lu Xiaofu said kindly: "Prime Minister Jiang, please don't shout too loudly, be careful to offend other people, or you will lose your head."
Prime Minister Jiang's heart skipped a beat. Although he didn't know what was going on, he felt that something was wrong, so he quickly closed his mouth and glared at Lu Xiaofu angrily.
Lu Xiaofu smiled and said: "Prime Minister Jiang may not know that your good daughter has already escaped from marriage, and should be at the ends of the earth by now."
【Di-】
[Scared Prime Minister Jiang who sifted the chaff]
Jiang Chengxiang's face was pale, his legs were shaking, he was about to kneel on the ground, he hurriedly supported the railing next to him, and then stood firm, saying: "No, no, no, it's impossible..."
Lu Xiaofu said: "Prime Minister Jiang, we don't speak dark words in front of people of the Ming Dynasty. Your daughter has indeed escaped a long time ago, and me... don't worry about who I am. Anyway, I was the one who visited Gu Linzhou yesterday, and I was just A person who is greedy for glory and wealth, just wants to enjoy the happiness in the palace."
"you……"
【Di-】
【Suspicious Prime Minister Jiang】
Prime Minister Jiang didn't seem to believe Lu Xiaofu's words very much, looked Lu Xiaofu up and down, and said, "What is your purpose?"
Lu Xiaofu said frankly: "I've said it all, I just want to enjoy the blessings. The prime minister will not stop my prosperity and wealth, right? After all, the prime minister is also a smart person, and you must know it. Your daughter's escape from marriage, if the emperor or The Empress Dowager knows that this Jiang family... may not even be able to escape."
"Presumptuous!" Prime Minister Jiang said in a low voice, "How dare you threaten me?"
Lu Xiaofu said: "This is not a threat, I just want to persuade Prime Minister Jiang to see the facts clearly. Look at the current imperial court, capable people come forth in large numbers, and the waves behind the Yangtze River push forward the waves ahead. Prime Minister Jiang is getting old, and the emperor's trust in you is no longer what it used to be. I think you are occupying the latrine and don’t shit, you should have given up the position of prime minister to other young people, right? If at this time, Prime Minister Jiang has fallen into the hands of the emperor, what do you think the emperor can do? Take the opportunity to show off?"
【Di-】
[Prime Minister Kang who is trembling with fear]
Although Prime Minister Jiang forced himself to be calm on his face, he was already terrified to death in his heart.Of course he understands this truth, the emperor has long since stopped trusting and valuing him so much, otherwise he wouldn't have made such a bad move to marry his youngest daughter to a foolish prince to win the emperor's favor.
Lu Xiaofu said: "So the prime minister has to think carefully about what to do."
Over there, Gu Linzhou was taken away by the big maid and led to a small courtyard. There were some meals in the pavilions in the courtyard, which looked a bit casual and not very particular. Just order.
Gu Linzhou didn't care about those simple meals at the moment, he was worried about Lu Xiaofu's safety in his heart.
He thought, Xianjun has great powers, so there should be no danger.But even so, he still couldn't let go of his heart, he was uneasy and worried about life.
The silly prince, Gu Linzhou, turned out to be a handsome young man, the news was quickly spread by the maid, and within a short time, everyone in the prime minister's mansion knew about it.
Everyone was amazed, this silly prince is actually handsome?It turned out that the rumors were not credible, they had been lied to all along!
Whether it's a servant girl or a daughter in the prime minister's mansion, they all want to see Gu Linzhou's appearance, and their hearts are scratched.
Miss Jiang Si's three elder sisters are all the daughters of his wife's direct descendants, and they have the same father and mother, so they gathered together at this moment and started whispering to each other.
The eldest lady said: "God is not open to letting that little hoof marry a handsome prince."
The second lady said with a sour tone: "Yes, I think my husband was praised so much that there is no heaven and earth before he got married. Wait for me to marry and see, oh..."
The third lady was thoughtful, and said: "Why don't I believe that stupid prince is handsome? I'm afraid it's just nonsense again."
The eldest lady was also a little puzzled, and said: "Yes, I only heard it was said by a maid, so I don't know if it is true or not."
"Otherwise..." Second Miss smiled shyly and said, "Let's take a look secretly? Isn't that silly prince in the side courtyard?"
The three young ladies are very favored at home on weekdays, they are treated tens of thousands of times better than the fourth young lady, and they are all very tricky.Now when the second lady suggested it, the remaining two sisters also thought it was good, so they immediately set off for the side courtyard.
They couldn't just leave empty-handed, and went to the small kitchen to bring some food, saying that they came to see the fourth sister, and sent some home food to the fourth sister, and then talked about themselves.
The three of them entered the side courtyard, and they saw the big maid.The big servant girl was blushing, surrounded by a young man who was as handsome as a banished fairy.
"Ho-"
The three ladies gasped in unison.
The eldest lady said: "Is this the silly prince?"
The second lady said: "How is it possible? I really don't know how many hundred times stronger than my husband!"
The third lady said: "Why did that little hoof get involved in such a good thing! If I had known earlier..."
The eldest lady and the second lady have been married long ago, but the third lady has not chosen a husband so far, and has always wanted to choose the best one.
A few days ago, she was still laughing at Miss Fourth for marrying a foolish prince, but now she regrets it too much, wishing that she was the one who married the foolish prince.
Gu Linzhou wanted to send the big maid away, and waited for Lu Xiaofu's return alone.He was worried when he saw three women walking over delicately on lotus steps.
"See you, my lord~"
The three young ladies of the Jiang family immediately saluted Gu Linzhou coquettishly, then covered their mouths and laughed.
Gu Linzhou frowned. He didn't know what they were here for, and he didn't dare to let them find out his details, so he turned his head away with a smile, ignored them, and acted as if he hadn't seen them.
"Sister, look, this prince is really handsome!"
Seeing the foolish look of the prince, the eldest lady opened her mouth unscrupulously.
The other two ladies also laughed, extremely shy.
The third lady was holding a plate of food in her hand, and immediately walked up boldly, approached Gu Linzhou, and said, "My lord, the little girl brought some snacks for my lord, please have a taste of my lord's face."
As she spoke, she stuffed the dim sum plate into Gu Linzhou's hand, and wanted to take the opportunity to touch Gu Linzhou's hand, which was really bold.
Gu Linzhou took a step back in displeasure, pretending not to notice them, and said, "Daughter-in-law! Daughter-in-law, where have you been?"
Gu Linzhou called Lu Xiaofu, turned around and was about to leave.
When the three young ladies heard this, they giggled and raised their hands to stop Gu Linzhou in the middle, and their movements were really very strange to Meng Lang.
The three young ladies of the Jiang family are used to being arrogant and domineering, and no one can control them at all.Besides, there is no one around this time, this handsome prince is still a fool, who knows what they did?He was especially unscrupulous.
The eldest lady blocked Gu Linzhou's way, smiled and stretched out her hand to touch his chest, and said, "My lord, are you dazzled, can you see if I am your princess?"
As soon as she opened her mouth, the second and third young ladies blushed and said, "Sister, what did you say? It's so embarrassing!"
The eldest lady disapproved, smiled proudly, and said, "Sisters, what's the matter. I'm the eldest lady of the prime minister's mansion. How could my husband dare to talk to me on weekdays. Even if he knows that I have raised a face head, isn't that right?" Low-pitched, how can he have the right to get angry, doesn't he want to rely on me and our father for a living?"
"Hee hee, what my sister said is true." The third lady immediately responded, "It's still my sister who is the best."
Gu Linzhou was really annoyed to hear that they were so arrogant and entangled endlessly.He simply stretched out his hand on purpose, and knocked over the sweet soup in the second young lady's hand with a "snap".
With a sound, the three ladies all cried out, and they were splashed with sweet soup, and their clothes were instantly dirty.
The three ladies were a little angry, usually they like cleanliness the most, how can they bear the filth?
Second Miss said anxiously: "My clothes!"
Third Miss hurriedly rubbed her clothes with a handkerchief, and said, "It's all dirty, I'm going back to change my clothes!"
The eldest lady rolled her eyes, and smiled after being angry, stretched out her hand and pulled her coat, and said, "Oh, the clothes are dirty, so I have to take them off, right?"
As she said, she was going to take off her clothes in front of Gu Linzhou.
【Di-】
[Miss Jiang who molested your husband X3]
When Lu Xiaofu threatened Jiang Chengxiang, Jiang Chengxiang was so frightened that he could only compromise in the end, promising that Lu Xiaofu would not reveal his identity, and that Lu Xiaofu would not let others know about Miss Jiang's escape from marriage.
Lu Xiaofu and Prime Minister Jiang reached a consensus, they turned and left to find Gu Linzhou.
Lu Xiaofu walked into the courtyard in a good mood, and suddenly saw a strange label and a strange scene.
It's really...
【Di-】
【Angry White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu】
【Jealous White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu】
Lu Xiaofu was instantly furious, he dared to touch his own people!
【Di-】
[Congratulations number 666, trigger side mission 2]
[Sub-quest 2: Protect your husband from being touched by your sisters and sisters! 】
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
Lu Xiaofu was ready to fight with his arms and sleeves up, but when he saw the system task, he was helpless. The husband who saw the ghost, he was obviously Gu Linzhou's husband!
[Complete the task to get rich rewards! 】
[Spoiler: Mission rewards are three in one]
【A. A universal camouflage card】
【B. A box of functional carrots】
[C. A full color page of erotic pictures]
Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?
What kind of messy rewards are these?
Time waits for no one, Lu Xiaofu doesn't care what the rewards are for, if he doesn't make a move, I'm afraid Gu Linzhou will really get involved!
Lu Xiaofu immediately strode over.
【Di-】
[Shen Shen buff (level 3) activated! 】
Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, okay, okay, do you like to take off your clothes, then let you take off as much as you want.
"call--"
Suddenly a gust of northwest wind blew, as if a big monster was riding the clouds and fog, the branches swayed wildly, and the ground flew sand and rocks
"what happened?"
The three ladies were blinded by the sand and screamed, "My eyes hurt so much. Why is there such a strong wind?"
A gust of wind blew by, but after a while, "clouds opened and rain fell", as if the strong wind just now was just an illusion.
"what happened?"
The three ladies were stunned and looked up at the sky.
The sky was clear, almost cloudless, and very peaceful.
"what!"
At this moment, the eldest lady screamed, her eyes widened in fright, and her eyes almost popped out.
【Di-】
【Miss who panicked and lost her mind】
Just look at the branch above the head, there is a small green thing wriggling, it should be a fleshy worm.Probably because of the strong wind just now, the little meat worm was almost blown off by the wind, and was hanging on the edge of the branch, precariously.
The three ladies were terrified when they saw the bug, and they all screamed.
The young miss shouted at the top of her lungs, and felt something slap and fall directly into her mouth.
Now it's all right, the eldest lady stopped screaming, she couldn't scream at all, she was stunned for a few seconds, and then she let out a bah sound and spit out the things in her mouth.
What she spat out from her mouth was the little dangling meat worm above her head.
Just when the eldest lady was screaming, the little meat worm accidentally fell down and fell right into the eldest mouth of the eldest lady, with excellent accuracy.
At this moment, the little meat worm was spit out and spit on the ground, wriggling non-stop.
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
"what--!"
"Help!"
The shouts one after another rang out again, it wasn't just that the eldest lady had dropped a mouthful of worms unluckily.On the tree above their heads, there were quite a few bugs, all of which fell down in a rustle, and most of them fell into the collars of the three ladies, especially the young lady who tore her clothes just now. It fell into her close-fitting clothes.
The three young ladies could no longer care about the handsome and silly prince, screaming and shouting all the way, and rushed out of the side courtyard crazily, running as far as they could.
And Gu Linzhou was also standing under the tree, but not a single bug landed on him, it was clean.
【Di-】
【The dazed prince】
Gu Linzhou was a little overwhelmed, turned around and saw Lu Xiaofu standing not far away.
【Di-】
【Happy Prince】
Gu Linzhou immediately walked up to Lu Xiaofu, took his hand happily, and said, "Xianjun, you are back."
"Hehe!" Lu Xiaofu said bitterly, "I'm sorry to disturb your beauty when I came back."
Gu Linzhou reacted quickly, hugged Lu Xiaofu into his arms, and said with a smile: "The fairy is right, isn't Linzhou a beautiful woman in his arms? In this world, whether it is in the sky or the earth, I am afraid that you can be with the fairy. There is nothing more beautiful than you.”
Lu Xiaofu: "..." The corners of his mouth almost couldn't be restrained and turned up.
Sure enough, everyone loves to listen to flattering words. Lu Xiaofuming knew that Gu Linzhou was saying good things, but he also felt that they were very useful, and his heart felt instantly refreshed.
Gu Linzhou asked: "The strong wind just now, and the bugs in that tree, were they the work of Xianjun?"
"Of course it's me." Lu Xiaofu raised his head and said proudly, "Otherwise you would have been taken advantage of by those women."
"Yes, yes," Gu Linzhou nodded sincerely, and said, "Thank you for saving your life, Linzhou is smashed to pieces, so I have to promise him with my body."
Lu Xiaofu: "..." After being crushed to pieces, did you agree with each other with your body?Don't lie to me that I read less.
Gu Linzhou hurriedly asked again: "Xianjun, can Prime Minister Jiang do anything for you?"
"Of course not." Lu Xiaofu raised his head even more, and said, "I'm a god, what he can do to me is not honest and respectful. I have already grasped it, so I told him, I'm here to enjoy the splendor and wealth, if he wants to expose the matter, it's a big deal and we'll end it together."
Prime Minister Jiang is a person who has enjoyed the glory and wealth all his life. He has always been aloof and has great power in his hands. How can he lose everything? Naturally, he dare not tell the emperor that his daughter has escaped marriage against the order.
Jiang Cheng wanted to hide this matter more than Lu Xiaofu did, so the two reached an agreement that no one would say anything.
"With the help of a fairy, everything can be at ease." Gu Linzhou said with a smile.
Lu Xiaofu nodded with an inscrutable expression on his face, and said, "Now Prime Minister Jiang has something in our hands, if you want to use Prime Minister Jiang in the future, he will definitely not be able to refuse."
"That's right, Xianjun is really thoughtful." Gu Linzhou said.
Lu Xiaofu glanced at Gu Linzhou, and thought that the ancient version of Gu Linzhou was just different, and this flattering skill was really top-notch.
【Di-】
【Prime Minister Jiang who came in a hurry】
While the two were talking, Lu Xiaofu saw a sign and came towards the courtyard from the outside.
Gu Linzhou also heard footsteps and immediately became alert.
Lu Xiaofu said in a low voice, "Don't worry, I'm protecting you."
It turned out to be Prime Minister Jiang who hurried over, he ran to the side courtyard himself, walked in with a smile, and said, "You are indeed here, the old man has prepared a new banquet, hurry up, please follow the old man to the table!"
【Di-】
[Prime Minister Jiang who pleases you]
Prime Minister Jiang was obviously frightened by Lu Xiaofu, he was afraid that Lu Xiaofu would be offended by the simple meals before, and if Lu Xiaofu was unhappy, he would expose the matter of Miss Fourth's escape from marriage.
After much deliberation, Prime Minister Jiang decided to set up a big meal to entertain Lu Xiaofu, so that Lu Xiaofu could live in peace.
Lu Xiaofu raised his eyebrows and said, "How dare you bother Prime Minister Jiang?"
"No, no, no, I'm not bothering you!" Prime Minister Jiang walked a few steps closer, lowered his voice and said, "It's the old man who troubled you, son! The youngest daughter of the old man is ignorant, and she eloped and ran away. It's all up to you, son, to save the old man's family, otherwise The old man is still kept in the dark, and he doesn't know what to do! Alas, disobedience to the decree is a serious crime of ransacking the house and beheading!"
Prime Minister Jiang said with a sincere face, and hurriedly said: "My lord, don't worry, I will definitely keep this matter a secret. The old man set up a banquet, and there was no one else at the banquet. I just called some wine girls and dancers. You don't need to worry, you can drink freely , the old man also happened to have a few words and wanted to chat with the young master."
【Di-】
【Prime Minister Jiang who prepared a beauty trick for you】
Prime Minister Jiang could be said to be well-intentioned. He felt that Lu Xiaofu, a man, pretended to be a bride and married Gu Linzhou. What could he do?It must be the glory and wealth.
But then again, what else do men like besides prosperity and wealth?Isn't she a beauty!
Jiang Chengxiang loves money and sex, and thinks that Lu Xiaofu is probably the same kind of person, so he specially arranged good wine and meat, and called a group of beauties to curry favor with Lu Xiaofu.
They were in the Jiang Mansion, and Prime Minister Jiang's attitude was not bad, Lu Xiaofu felt that tearing up his face was not a good way, and he should be kind when he stretched out his hand and didn't hit a smiling face.Besides, Prime Minister Jiang is a member of the Emperor Nabo, so it would be a good thing if he could get some emperor's plans out of his mouth.
Lu Xiaofu gave Gu Linzhou a wink, and said, "It's okay, I happen to be hungry, so Prime Minister Lao will lead the way."
"Please, sir, please." Prime Minister Jiang was overjoyed.
Gu Linzhou immediately ran out to make trouble, pretending to be crazy, grabbed Lu Xiaofu's hand, and said, "Where are you going, daughter-in-law? Take me with you! The women here are so scary, they all undress me. "
Prime Minister Jiang didn't know what his three daughters did just now, but when he heard Gu Linzhou's words, his face turned dark.He doted on his three daughters on weekdays, and he also knew how lawless the daughters were, so he seemed to have guessed what happened without needing to say more.
Prime Minister Jiang hurriedly said with a dry smile: "Look at this silly prince, he is really stupid, he is talking nonsense again."
"That's right." Lu Xiaofu followed Prime Minister Jiang's words and said, "If this stupid prince is not stupid, he is not easy to deal with. Look at him, he looks ignorant, but he is fooled around by me. It seems that he would be the same without me." That's fine, I let him go east, but he dare not go west, let's drink and eat meat, and take him with us, lest he go crazy and spread evil winds."
"Okay, okay," Prime Minister Jiang thought for a while, and felt that it was better to take this silly prince with him.Otherwise, if my savage daughters do something that ruins the face of the prime minister's mansion, wouldn't they make outsiders laugh at them?
Gu Linzhou took Lu Xiaofu's hand, with a happy face, the two of them followed Prime Minister Jiang and walked forward, and soon entered a small clean courtyard, and everyone was seated.
Sure enough, there was no one else, only the three of them.Although the courtyard is clean, it is not simple. It is completely different from the side courtyard just now.
Prime Minister Jiang asked Lu Xiaofu to sit down, and immediately said with a flattering smile: "Please
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