[Quick Transmigration] The leisurely life of Xiao Shuaishen

"Bold!"

"presumptuous!"

Lu Xiaofu rolled his eyes, imitating the two little maids just now, scolded Gu Linzhou, and then said confidently: "I am a god from the sky, how dare you disrespect the gods?!"

【Di-】

【Do not trust your prince】

【I think you are a crazy prince】

Lu Xiaofu stared at Gu Linzhou with a serious face, trying to make himself look more serious, as if I was definitely not telling lies.

Lu Xiaofu thought to himself, wasn't the ancient people very superstitious?I believe in those ghosts and gods the most, and I have to sacrifice several times a year. When it rains, it is said to be the manifestation of the Dragon King.Now that Gu Linzhou has become an ancient person, it should be about the same. If he pretends to be a ghost and fools him, maybe Gu Linzhou will kneel on the ground to worship himself when he is afraid.

Then...

Just thinking about it, Lu Xiaofu felt extremely sour.

The system just said before that you can't reveal your identity, and it didn't say you can't play tricks, so it shouldn't be considered a violation, right?

【Di-】

[System prompt: The act of brushing the edge of the ball is indeed not a violation. 】

Lu Xiaofu raised his lips and smiled, as long as it wasn't a violation.

Gu Linzhou obviously didn't believe Lu Xiaofu's words, how could a god suddenly appear in his wedding room?And being so easily restrained by himself, it sounds even less credible.

Lu Xiaofu coughed, immediately raised his head proudly, pushed away Gu Linzhou who was pressing on him, sat up, and patted his clothes in disgust.

Gu Linzhou looked at him warily, but did not act immediately.

【Di-】

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Gu Linzhou (mental activity): This person might be an assassin from the palace.

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): Talking nonsense, trying to get away with it.

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): Hmph, how can such a little trick fool me.

Lu Xiaofu raised his chin, with a rebellious expression on his face, and said, "I didn't know you believed me, but I'm definitely not an assassin."

【Di-】

【Shocked Prince】

Gu Linzhou just thought about it in his heart just now, but just after he finished thinking, Lu Xiaofu was ready to break his mind.

Gu Linzhou suppressed the astonishment on his face, and his heart began to turn back and forth again.

【Di-】

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Gu Linzhou (mental activity): This person can read minds?

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): Is it really a fairy?

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): How is this possible?

Lu Xiaofu saw that Gu Linzhou was about to take the bait.

He simply folded his hands behind his back, pretending to be unfathomable, and said in a low voice, "You guessed right, I really can read minds, I know exactly what you're thinking. "

【Di-】

【The prince who is on guard】

Gu Linzhou's face changed, and there was a bit of murderous intent on his face.

Lu Xiaofu said in his heart that Gu Linzhou became an ancient person and would fly over walls. Although he has a system, he doesn't know if he can beat Gu Linzhou who has added special effects. He can't anger Gu Linzhou and do it himself. That would be a disadvantage. .

Lu Xiaofu said: "Don't worry, I have no ill intentions towards you. I am a busy man, and I came down to help you after all my hard work."

【Di-】

【Do not trust your prince】

Gu Linzhou tentatively said, "Help me?"

Lu Xiaofu began to play tricks again, and said in a low voice: "I know what you think in your heart, so naturally I also know what your greatest wish is. I am here to help you, and I am going to help you ascend to the throne."

When Lu Xiaofu said this, Gu Linzhou's face changed even more.

This is the ancient times, if you say such outrageous words, you will implicate the whole family.What's more, this is still the palace, and the emperor's eyeliner is everywhere, if there are ears in the partition wall, I'm afraid everything will be over.

【Di-】

【The shocked prince】

Lu Xiaofu waved his hands and said with a smile: "Don't worry, there is absolutely no one around. I am a god, if there are people around, I will be able to spot them immediately."

Lu Xiaofu said rightly, the Shuaishen system is more powerful than the kung fu in martial arts novels, if there are people around who listen to the wall, the system will already have a label to display it.

"Heh—" Gu Linzhou laughed ambiguously, and said, "Then why didn't you notice that the king came in just now?"

"Who said I didn't find out?" Lu Xiaofu did find out, but he didn't react. Gu Linzhou moved too fast, and Lu Xiaofu didn't have time to react.

Lu Xiaofu said: "This immortal wants to help you, so I will naturally give you a chance to get close to this immortal. Otherwise, how can you have the honor to talk with this immortal?"

Lu Xiaofu felt very comfortable all over his body, and he felt very good playing tricks, and the look in Gu Linzhou's eyes seemed to believe him more than before, and he was not so wary, it should be a joke.

Lu Xiaofu continued his efforts and said, "I still know a lot about you. After you lost your parents at the age of eight, you started pretending to be crazy in order to protect yourself. You have been monitored by the emperor all the time. Although it is inconvenient for you to move, you have not given up on revenge. Secretly recruiting troops to buy horses to win power, and wanting to wait for an opportunity to fight back and take back the throne, right?"

【Di-】

【Silent Prince】

Gu Linzhou's complexion changed again, Lu Xiaofu was right, and he couldn't be sure for a moment whether this Lu Xiaofu was really a god or not.

Lu Xiaofu knows everything, logically speaking, he really looks like a real fairy.

but……

Gu Linzhou looked at Lu Xiaofu again, and felt that Lu Xiaofu was like a big fool, a charlatan.

【Di-】

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Gu Linzhou (mental activity): This is how gods look like?

Gu Linzhou (psychological activity): She looks white and tender, not tall or strong.

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): The most important thing is...

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): This fairy looks like a man?Why are you wearing a skirt.

Lu Xiaofu (psychological activity): ...

Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, do you think I am willing to wear a skirt?It's not because you want to roast me, I ran away in a hurry, from a rabbit to a human, with no clothes at all.

Lu Xiaofu looked at Gu Linzhou's eyes with a bit of resentment, and said: "You mortal, so superficial! We gods have already transcended the vulgarity, and we have already seen through the world of mortals. The physical body is just a skin. Men and women are nothing but illusions. What we need to pay attention to is the beauty of the soul, you know? I want to look at the heart! I want to see the essence through the phenomenon. So what this fairy wears is not a skirt, but an ordinary clothing."

【Di-】

【Speechless Prince】

Gu Linzhou was stunned because he was fooled by Lu Xiaofu and didn't know what to say.

Lu Xiaofu rolled his eyes, thinking that Gu Linzhou is really troublesome, he is so difficult to fool, and he has to work harder, if he can't handle him, he won't believe that he is a god, so he will be in trouble later.

Lu Xiaofu straightened up his chest and raised his head, full of confidence, and said: "You don't believe in me, it's because you are too superficial. Well then, you come out with me, and I will prove it to you."

【Di-】

【Thinking Lord】

Gu Linzhou pondered for a moment, nodded and said, "Okay."

It was quiet outside the wedding room, there was no sound at all.It's late now, there is something going on in the bride's room here, so no one comes and walks around.

The two little maids also fell asleep, and they were both in the next room, the lights had been turned off, and it was quiet.

However, a large part of the servants in the palace at this moment did not rest, and were still cleaning up.Tomorrow will be the big day for the prince and concubine to get married. Although the wedding will not be a big one, but it will be good for face anyway, and many servants are still busy.

Lu Xiaofu waved to Gu Linzhou, and they quietly walked out of the yard, finding a rockery to hide behind.

Gu Linzhou glanced sideways at the immortal Lu Xiaofu next to him, and was suspicious in his heart, can a god not be invisible?Why are you sneaking around like a thief?

Lu Xiaofu turned his head and saw that Gu Linzhou was staring at him, wishing to see two big holes in him, his eyes were "hot".

Lu Xiaofu reached out and pulled Gu Linzhou's chin, and said, "Look over there, have you got the housekeeper?"

The housekeeper happened to be over there, not too close to them, and could only vaguely see a silhouette.If it is an ordinary person, with this big black sky and such a long distance, they will definitely not be able to recognize the butler.But Lu Xiaofu has a system label, and Gu Linzhou has excellent martial arts, so they can see clearly.

Gu Linzhou seemed to have seen it, but suddenly he couldn't agree to Lu Xiaofu's question.

The moment Lu Xiaofu touched his face, Gu Linzhou's heart beat like thunder, and he felt flustered, and he didn't know why.

"Snapped--"

Gu Linzhou's hand was like lightning, he grabbed Lu Xiaofu's wrist and refused to let him take it back.

Lu Xiaofu looked sideways, and said helplessly: "Does this immortal look like he is about to run away? Let go of your hand, this immortal will not run away, you can rest assured."

Gu Linzhou subconsciously wanted to let go, as if he felt that he was a little rude, but he was a little bit reluctant, and he didn't know what was wrong with him, so he didn't speak or move, and still held Lu Xiaofu's wrist.

They came out secretly, and Lu Xiaofu couldn't say anything loudly, so he just asked Gu Linzhou to hold hands, and he wouldn't lose a piece of meat anyway.

Lu Xiaofu pointed to the steward who was reprimanding his subordinates in the distance, and said: "This steward is the person sent by the emperor to watch over you, right? He usually bullies you a lot, right? He looks fat and big-eared, so he looks like he was caught in ordinary times." There is too much oil and water, and life is too comfortable. How about this, I will vent my anger on you today, you just look forward to it!"

Lu Xiaofu pretended to be a ghost, especially inscrutable, and smiled at Gu Linzhou.

Looking at Lu Xiaofu's smile, Gu Linzhou's heart beat faster, and he felt like he was going to jump out of his chest.

Gu Linzhou quickly suppressed his heart, diverted his attention, and frowned to look at the housekeeper in the distance.

Lu Xiaofu approached Gu Linzhou's ear with a smile, and said in a low voice, "Look, how about I let him fall into the pond over there?"

"Um……"

Gu Linzhou agreed vaguely, only felt that Lu Xiaofu's breath sprinkled on his ears and the side of his neck, which was both familiar and unfamiliar, and a creepy thought came to him in his heart.

Gu Linzhou almost subconsciously put his arms around Lu Xiaofu, wanting to kiss him hard.

【Di-】

【*&￥#% Prince】

Lu Xiaofu glanced at the label on Gu Linzhou's head, it seems that Gu Linzhou's thinking is very complicated at the moment, and he doesn't know if he believes in himself, it's really hard to fool.

【Di-】

[Shen Shen buff (level 3) DIY function activated! 】

Lu Xiaofu glanced at the butler from a distance, and the buff of Shuaishen was activated immediately.

There is a pond about 100 meters away from the housekeeper.It's winter now, and it's very cold outside. The water in the pond is not running water, and it's probably frozen, so it's not very thick.

The housekeeper is so far away from the pond, under normal circumstances, it is impossible to fall into the water.

Gu Linzhou shook his head, shaking off the strange thoughts in his mind, and quickly stared at the figure of the housekeeper.

It was as if the housekeeper had finished reprimanding the servants, then turned around and walked in the opposite direction of the pond.Looking at it this way, it doesn't look like it can fall into a pond.

【Di-】

【Do not trust your prince】

Lu Xiaofu saw the label on Gu Linzhou's head, but he wasn't in a hurry. He had never missed a hand with his Shen Shen system, and there was absolutely no problem.

Sure enough, at the next moment, a servant hurried over, and he didn't know what he had said to the housekeeper.The butler seemed to be in a hurry, and immediately followed the servant, turned around and walked in the opposite direction.

This is all right, the butler really headed for the pond.But it's so good, it won't jump into the water directly.

The butler walked quickly, and just as he reached the edge of the pond, he heard the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping.

Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou took a closer look, aren't they jumping like crazy?Gu Linzhou's hound Qilin chased a chicken and killed it from the side.

There are people chasing Qilin in the back, there are chickens and dogs, and there are a few people jumping up and down, it looks very lively.

"What are you doing!"

"Catch this mangy dog!"

"what!"

"Gudong!"

"Clap!"

"Help!"

After a series of shouts, Gu Linzhou looked like a prince who couldn't express his emotions or anger.

【Di-】

【The prince in shock】

Qilin rushed out suddenly, but did not hit the housekeeper. The chicken that was being chased jumped directly into the housekeeper's face.

The housekeeper reprimanded and protected the chicken, but because they couldn't see the way, their feet slipped, and everyone fell into the pond with a sound.

The water in the pond froze, and the butler fell down on a big fart. His hip bone was about to crack, and it hurt so badly.This wasn't over yet, the fragile ice surface couldn't hold back the butler's heavy body, and cracked in an instant.

The butler yelled again, and fell into the bone-chilling book, while the chicken thumped, turned around and ran away.

When Qilin saw it, he was also spiritual. Knowing that he was in trouble, he ran away quickly, leaving only the housekeeper and servants in a state of distress.

"How is it?" Lu Xiaofu was proud, and said that the Shuaishen system had never disappointed anyone, and this time was no exception.

【Di-】

【Convinced Prince】

The way Gu Linzhou looked at Lu Xiaofu changed instantly.He raised his hand suddenly, saluted respectfully, and said: "I don't know if the immortal is here, Linzhou is really offended."

【Di-】

【The white rabbit Lu Xiaofu who is so happy that he is bubbling】

Lu Xiaofu almost burst out laughing, Gu Linzhou's respectful and polite appearance really made Lu Xiaofu so funny.

Lu Xiaofu quickly raised his chin, pretended to be cold, and said, "If you trust me, it will be much easier. I will try my best to help you."

Gu Linzhou said seriously: "Xianjun, may I ask what kind of god is Xianjun? What is his real body? Linzhou is ready to worship and worship Xianjun."

【Di-】

[The dumbfounded white rabbit Lu Xiaofu]

"I..." Lu Xiaofu was dumbfounded and couldn't answer for a moment.

Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, he can't tell Gu Linzhou that I am the White Rabbit Immortal?It sounds like there is no majesty, but weakness and bullying, this is absolutely not acceptable.

Lu Xiaofu rolled his eyes, thinking about bad ideas, Gu Linzhou has a hound named Qilin, so he can...

Lu Xiaofu said firmly: "So you don't know, the real body of this immortal is a dragon! You can't see it? Well, that's right, you're a mortal, and it's serious if you don't see it. After all, this immortal The way has been practiced for thousands of years, and the disguise is very good."

【Di-】

[The white rabbit Lu Xiaofu who talks nonsense in a serious manner]

With the rise of Lu Xiaofu's words, he felt that there were no loopholes in his rhetoric, let alone Gu Linzhou, an old friend, he was so fooled that he almost believed it.

【Di-】

【Respectful lord】

Sure enough, Gu Linzhou did not suspect him, and showed great respect to Lu Xiaofu.

Gu Linzhou said: "Dare to ask Xianjun, what should we do next? How does Xianjun want to wish me revenge and enthronement?"

"This..." Lu Xiaofu was stopped by his question again, and he thought that Gu Linzhou was really serious, and asked some difficult questions.

It was the first time for Lu Xiaofu to come to ancient times, and he was not familiar with the places where he lived, and he really didn't know how to rebel and proclaim himself emperor, so he was a bit confused.

"Be careful that walls have ears." Lu Xiaofu pretended to be mysterious, beckoned to Gu Linzhou, and said, "Let's talk about secrets like this when we enter the house."

Gu Linzhou obediently followed Lu Xiaofu back to the room, closed the door, made sure that there was no one around, and then asked again: "So the idea of ​​Xianjun is..."

"Cough cough..."

Lu Xiaofu suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and said: "Well... let's start with the first step. You also know that the princess you are going to marry soon, that is, Miss Jiang, the youngest daughter of Prime Minister Jiang, is an undercover agent sent by the emperor. Eyeliner, prepare to monitor you better in the future."

【Di-】

【Displeased Prince】

Gu Linzhou naturally knew, but he couldn't refute this matter, so he had to follow the arrangement.

He originally wanted to wait for Miss Jiang to enter the palace, and then find a few opportunities to pretend to be stupid and play tricks on Miss Jiang, so that she will retreat in spite of the difficulties, and she can't stand him, so she will be kicked out of the mansion.

But I didn't think about it...

Lu Xiaofu said: "But, Miss Jiang, she ran away from marriage and has already run away with her lover."

Gu Linzhou frowned, angry and funny at the same time, and said, "Miss Jiang, did she really run away from marriage?"

"It's absolutely true." Lu Xiaofu smiled proudly, looked at Gu Linzhou a few times, clicked his tongue twice, and said in disgust: "After all, you are really barely good looking, your eyes are not big, your nose is not straight, and your face is also an ugly face. Big pie face. Besides the figure, alas, it's too tall, and the legs are too long, it looks completely out of place. Miss Jiang was frightened by you, and thought you were extremely ugly, so naturally she ran away with her lover."

【Di-】

【The bewildered prince】

Gu Linzhou: "..."

Gu Linzhou has been suave and suave since he was a child, and he has been praised by others since he was a child, but this is the first time he has been disliked by others and picked out so many faults.

【Di-】

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Gu Linzhou (mental activity): Xianjun said that I am ugly?this……

Gu Linzhou (psychological activity): Such a romantic and suave person like this king is actually said to be ugly?

Lu Xiaofu (psychological activity): Your level of narcissism is still as hopeless as ever.

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): But then again...

While Gu Linzhou was thinking in his heart, he looked up and down Lu Xiaofu indistinctly.

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Gu Linzhou (psychological activity): This fairy looks thin and petite, and all gods look like this.

Gu Linzhou (psychological activity): Good-looking is good-looking, but there is no majesty at all.

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): It makes people want to tease and bully him.

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): Not only does this fairy cry, what he looks like may be very painful.

Lu Xiaofu looked at Gu Linzhou's mental activities again, and immediately became furious, and immediately said: "Gu Linzhou! What are you thinking! How dare you disrespect this immortal!"

Gu Linzhou, a big pervert, why is he still a freak and pervert no matter whether he has amnesia or not?It's really outrageous!

"Cough-cough-"

【Di-】

【Prince pretending nothing happened】

Gu Linzhou coughed, changed the topic and said, "Xianjun, there is no one around here, please tell Linzhou how you intend to help Linzhou."

Lu Xiaofu glared at him, and said: "Just now we said that Miss Jiang escaped marriage, if the emperor knew that Miss Jiang escaped marriage, you think, he would be very angry, and he would send a new eyeliner to appoint a new daughter-in-law for you." .It's a dead loop, isn't it?"

Gu Linzhou nodded obediently, and said, "Yes, what Xianjun said is very true."

Lu Xiaofu said again: "So we might as well just follow the plan."

Gu Linzhou was a little confused, and said: "Dare to ask Xianjun, how can you just follow the plan?"

"That's right..." Lu Xiaofu finally got to the point and said, "That's right, I'll act as Miss Jiang and pretend to be the bride to marry you, wouldn't that be fine?"

【Di-】

【The dumbfounded prince】

Gu Linzhou was a little dazed, and said, "Xianjun said that he wants...to marry me?"

【Di-】

【The red-faced white rabbit Lu Xiaofu】

Lu Xiaofu hurriedly said: "Pretend to pretend, I mean fake, it's just for show."

"Think about it." Lu Xiaofu hurriedly found an excuse, and said, "The emperor will send another eyeliner, and it will still be troublesome. Why don't we just use our tricks, so that no one will monitor you, and we have caught Prime Minister Jiang! If the emperor knows that Prime Minister Jiang's daughter has run away, Prime Minister Jiang will definitely be punished, or the entire prime minister's mansion will be implicated. Prime Minister Jiang will definitely not take such a big risk, and he must want to hide it from the emperor. In this way, we will instead You can blackmail Prime Minister Jiang, can't you?"

In fact, Gu Linzhou and Lu Xiaofu thought of this point.

Just now when Gu Linzhou heard that the bride had run away, he just wanted to come and check. If the bride really ran away, he could take this opportunity to blackmail Prime Minister Jiang.

Gu Linzhou nodded immediately, and said, "What Xianjun said is very true, it's just..."

As Gu Linzhou said, he hesitated a little, and began to look up and down Lu Xiaofu again.

Lu Xiaofu suddenly became furious again, and said, "What's the matter? I condescended to pretend to be your bride, don't you still despise me?"

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【Prince with rapid heartbeat】

Gu Linzhou hurriedly said: "How is it possible? The fairy is willing to help, that is the best thing, but I am afraid that I will be wronged. I will get married tomorrow, and I am afraid that the fairy will wear a phoenix coronet."

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

【Di-】

[White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu who is about to become a master of women's clothing]

Lu Xiaofu: "..." The system is at it again!

The palace was decorated with lanterns and festoons, today was the day when the silly prince married Jiang Chengxiang's youngest daughter, but the door was deserted and there were no congratulatory guests.

Prime Minister Jiang arrived at the palace early in the morning, he was worried about his little daughter, he was afraid that the little girl would be taller than some moth, if there was not one left and she would run away, the whole family would be buried with her.

The Prime Minister didn't know that Miss Jiang had fled long ago, and that this quiet bride was actually Lu Xiaofu in disguise.

The red lotus root and the jade mushroom were both very nervous, and they put Lu Xiaofu on the phoenix coronet and the scarf early on, and covered his head, so that his side would be discovered.

The two of them finished dressing up Lu Xiaofu, and Hong Ou couldn't help saying, "Xiaofu, you are so beautiful!"

Yuji hurriedly poked her and said, "Keep your voice down, call me Miss."

Red Lotus hurriedly smiled and said, "Yes, Miss, you are so beautiful, and you look so good when you dress up!"

【Di-】

【Praise your maid from the bottom of my heart】

Lu Xiaofu: "..." I'm a big man, so I don't mind such compliments...

Lu Xiaofu also admired these two maids very much, their make-up skills were unpredictable, they smeared their faces, thinking they were going to be turned into ghosts, but unexpectedly they really looked good.

When Lu Xiaofu took a look in the mirror, he almost couldn't recognize himself. At first glance, he really looked like a little beauty.

Lu Xiaofu watched, and began to think in his heart, Gu Linzhou is so good-looking, if he put on makeup, he might look like a fairy descending from the earth, right?Another day, let the two little maids draw a picture of Gu Linzhou, and then take a group photo as a souvenir.

"Princess! Is the concubine ready? The time has come, please come out, the concubine!"

The housekeeper was calling outside, urging him very anxiously.

Lu Xiaofu looked at it, it was so early?There was no such auspicious time at all, but Prime Minister Jiang and the butler couldn't wait any longer, and felt that it would be better to get married as soon as possible, so as to avoid long nights and dreams.

The two maids hurriedly fixed Lu Xiaofu's hijab, and then helped Lu Xiaofu out of the room together.

The housekeeper and Prime Minister Jiang were both outside, because they couldn't see Lu Xiaofu's face, so they had no suspicions at all, and only thought that the bride was undoubtedly Miss Jiang.

Lu Xiaofu is slightly taller than Miss Jiang, and his figure is about the same when he wears clothes. Now that he is wearing a phoenix crown and Xiapei, and the tall and heavy jewelry on his head, the slight difference in height can't be seen, and the clothes are seamless.

Prime Minister Jiang walked over, stood beside Lu Xiaofu, and said in a low voice: "Daughter, in fact, that silly prince is quite handsome, and you will like it when you see him. Don't be self-willed, you know? In the palace, you can be prosperous." Forever rich!"

Prime Minister Jiang exhorted thousands of times, and then personally "escorted" the bride, and went to the place of worship.

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【Prince pretending to be crazy and acting stupid】

Gu Linzhou had been there long ago, and he was smiling. When Lu Xiaofu heard this, he almost burst out laughing.

For Gu Linzhou, who is so cold and narcissistic, he didn't expect to be top-notch in pretending to be a fool.

"young married woman!"

"Daughter-in-law! Fragrance!"

When Gu Linzhou saw that Lu Xiaofu was coming, it was delivered by Prime Minister Jiang himself. He was afraid that Prime Minister Jiang would find out that Lu Xiaofu was not his daughter, so he pretended to be stupid and rushed over, with a silly look on his face, he hugged Lu Xiaofu, hugged him in his arms, and took him away from Prime Minister Jiang.

【Di-】

【The red-faced white rabbit Lu Xiaofu】

【The white rabbit Lu Xiaofu with a beating heartbeat】

Although Lu Xiaofu couldn't see it, he knew that he was hugged by Gu Linzhou and was still in front of the public, so he was a little embarrassed.

Gu Linzhou put his arms around him, not letting others get close, and said with a smile: "I have a wife! I have a wife!"

"Hey, hello!" the housekeeper cried out, and said, "My lord, let me go quickly, you haven't paid your respects yet! You can't do this!"

Gu Linzhou didn't care about him, since others thought he was a lunatic anyway, so he would be completely insane.

The butler came over to stop him, Gu Linzhou took the opportunity to lift his foot, kicked the butler with a "boom", and said, "You dare to rob my wife! I'll kill you, and no one will try to rob my wife."

The housekeeper fell into darkness, Jiang Chengxiang took a look, although he felt that Gu Linzhou Menglang, but he didn't dare to go up to stop him, thinking that if he came to turn his back on his back, wouldn't he lose face?

"Haha, today is really lively!"

【Di-】

【Emperor of Uninvited Guest】

Lu Xiaofu covered his head, but he could see a label.

Someone suddenly walked into the wedding hall, dressed very casually, without any attendants, but this person turned out to be the new emperor who killed Gu Linzhou's parents and tried to usurp the throne.

The emperor was worried about Gu Linzhou, because he was afraid that Gu Linzhou was always pretending to be stupid, and wanted to see Miss Jiang and Gu Linzhou worship and get married with his own eyes, so he deliberately put on light clothes and came to the palace.

Unexpectedly, when the emperor came, he happened to see such a chaotic scene, which made him feel good, and felt that Gu Linzhou might really be crazy.

【Di-】

【Warning Prince】

When Gu Linzhou suddenly saw the emperor appear, the veins on his forehead burst out, and Lu Xiaofu could clearly feel that Gu Linzhou's hand holding him had strengthened.

Lu Xiaofu quickly patted Gu Linzhou's chest twice, trying to keep him from showing his feet.

Gu Linzhou just lost his composure for a moment, but quickly realized, smiled foolishly, and said, "Daughter-in-law! I want a bridal chamber! I want a bridal chamber!"

As he said that, he immediately hugged Lu Xiaofu horizontally.

Lu Xiaofu almost exclaimed, which startled him. In order not to let Gu Linzhou still put himself on the ground, he quickly put his arms around Gu Linzhou's neck, looking very submissive.

The silly prince suddenly fell ill, and ran away without praying to heaven and earth, holding the bride in his arms, looking like he was in a hurry, going to the bridal chamber in broad daylight for the wedding night.

Seeing Gu Linzhou's foolishness, the emperor felt relieved a lot.But looking at it again, I feel a little bit of a pity.

The bride "Miss Jiang" was wearing a phoenix coronet and a red hijab. Although she couldn't see her face clearly, her figure was coquettish and graceful, and her exposed hands looked white and tender. Indescribably alluring.

When Gu Linzhou's father was the emperor, he had only one queen in his life, and he was a dedicated person.This new emperor is Gu Linzhou's uncle and the former emperor's younger brother, but he is not at all like him. He is not a devoted person at all. I like one type, a typical scumbag.

The emperor didn't even see the appearance of the bride, so he moved his mind about the bride, thinking that it was a waste for the bride to be given to a fool.I've come here by myself, why don't I go to meet the bride for a while, Gu Linzhou is a fool, and he doesn't understand at all that he molested his princess face to face.

The more the emperor thought about it, the more he felt that the plan was feasible, and he could take the opportunity to test whether Gu Linzhou was really pretending to be crazy or not. It could kill two birds with one stone.

Over there, Gu Linzhou forcibly hugged Lu Xiaofu and ran away. He carried Lu Xiaofu directly to the wedding room and put him on the bed.

Lu Xiaofu was immediately separated by the things on the bed, and quickly pulled off the hijab on his head.

"What is it? It hurts so much." Lu Xiaofu rubbed his waist and said.

Gu Linzhou looked down, raised his hand, and held a few longan in his hand. He couldn't help laughing, and said, "It's longan and red dates, which means giving birth to a precious child early."

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

Lu Xiaofu stared, and said with bluff: "How dare you disrespect this immortal?"

Gu Linzhou smiled slightly and said: "How dare Linzhou, it's just that Xianjun just asked me what was on the couch, Linzhou just answered truthfully, and I'm going to go to Xianjun Haihan."

【Di-】

【White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu with a fast heartbeat】

【Lu Xiaofu, a white rabbit with a big lust】

Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, the system has tagged me indiscriminately again, and I didn't have it. I obviously have a calm mind, a calm mind, and no other distractions.

but……

Gu Linzhou is wearing a bright red ancient costume, isn't it so good-looking and handsome?

Lu Xiaofu often looked at Gu Linzhou in a suit. Others said that men in uniforms were the most handsome, and Lu Xiaofu used to think so.But when I saw it today, it turns out that the man in the ancient costume is more handsome, handsome and elegant, with a more romantic air, it's just...

My saliva is about to flow down.

Lu Xiaofu gulped down a mouthful of saliva, thinking that he was terrified, a bit like eating Gu Linzhou and wiping him off, but what should I do?

I was careless before, and was taken advantage of by Gu Linzhou.But now it's different, now I am the "True Dragon Immortal Lord", Gu Linzhou is a superstitious ancient man, what do I ask him to do, he should be able to do it?

Lu Xiaofu looked dizzy, his eyeballs were rolling, and Feng Shui took turns, and it was his turn to make Gu Linzhou cry his father and mother.

What's more, today's bridal chamber festivities, you look at the bright red silk and satin red wedding dress and the bright red wedding bed, you really don't do anything, you are sorry for the set.

"Cough-cough-"

Lu Xiaofu coughed and said, "Gu..."

"Squeak-"

Just as he was about to speak, suddenly, there was a sound of pushing the door outside, someone came unexpectedly, and he pushed the door of the wedding room open.

Both Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou became alert immediately, Gu Linzhou lowered his voice and said, "Is Prime Minister Jiang here?"

The visitor knew martial arts, Gu Linzhou knew it as soon as he heard the sound of the foot.Prime Minister Jiang was a general who had been on the battlefield before, so it is certain that he knows martial arts, and martial arts is not considered a prestige, but now that he is older, he sits at the top of the court.

Prime Minister Jiang is worried about his daughter and the silly prince, so it is possible to come and have a look.

But it wasn't Prime Minister Jiang who came here.

Lu Xiaofu made a gesture of silence to Gu Linzhou, whispered to Gu Linzhou, and said, "That uncle of yours is here."

It wasn't Prime Minister Jiang who came, but the emperor who was full of lust.

When Lu Xiaofu saw the label, he didn't need to hear the footsteps, but he could clearly separate his stool.

The emperor swaggered, dismissed the servants and maids at the door, and walked in directly through the door, as if he was the groom's official today.

Passing through the outer room, bypassing the screen, he first heard the emperor's "haha" laughter, and then when someone walked into the inner room, Gu Linzhou narrowed his eyes, as Lu Xiaofu said, it was undoubtedly the emperor.

The emperor walked in with a smile and said, "Nephew, I'm here to see you!"

The emperor said it nicely, but in fact he didn't come to see his nephew Gu Linzhou, but came for his new wife Lu Xiaofu.

Lu Xiaofu quickly put the red hijab on his head again, so that the emperor would not see his appearance.

Gu Linzhou stood in front of the couch to prevent the emperor from coming, and said with a silly face: "Who are you? This is my room, this is my daughter-in-law, you get out quickly! We want a wedding night in the bridal chamber!"

The emperor saw the darkness in the room, and the beauty was lying on the couch, the hijab hadn't been lifted, and his heart was scratching with claws, itching to death.

Then he said, "nephew, you don't know me