[Quick Transmigration] The leisurely life of Xiao Shuaishen

【Di-】

【The red-faced white rabbit Lu Xiaofu】

Lu Xiaofu looked dazed, feeling that a flash of thunder had struck into his brain, and his whole body was burnt!

I don't know how Gu Linzhou's face is so thick, his face doesn't change when his husband calls him, and he looks quite happy.

"Cough...cough cough..." Instead, it was Lu Xiaofu, who was a little embarrassed to be called by Gu Linzhou, blushed, and waved his hands pretending to be calm.

"Husband?"

【Di-】

【Prince pretending to be stupid】

Gu Linzhou seemed to see that Lu Xiaofu was embarrassed, so he intensified his efforts, approached Lu Xiaofu, and said, "Husband? Linzhou called, is husband satisfied? Do you want to call more? Husband? Husband..."

Lu Xiaofu felt numb all over his body, Gu Linzhou's voice was already full of magnetism, and it sounded particularly sexy and deep. Lu Xiaofu suspected that if he listened too much, he could get pregnant.

He quickly stretched out his hand to push Gu Linzhou, and said, "Don't make trouble, do you still want to see that the national teacher is in trouble?"

The national teacher was extremely embarrassed at the moment, standing under the eyes of everyone, as if he had been humiliated in public, his embarrassing complexion was red and black.

The queen mother was also taken aback, sitting in the top seat, listening to everyone's whispering, always felt that the national teacher not only lost his face, but also lost the queen mother's own face.

The Empress Dowager is getting older, besides having fun, the most important thing is face, otherwise she wouldn't have let Lu Xiaofu go so easily just now.

The queen mother's face was livid, she stood up and said, "Master, why haven't you started yet? Has something happened?"

Although the queen mother felt ashamed, she had no choice but to give the national teacher a step up, otherwise the situation would be unimaginable, and it might be even more embarrassing.

Hearing what the queen mother said, the national teacher hurriedly slipped down the steps and said: "Report to the queen mother, I will start now. Just now there is a sudden providence, and I am listening to the providence, so I forgot to perform."

【Di-】

【National teacher who lies indiscriminately】

What the national teacher said sounds good, and he can say that black is white.

Lu Xiaofu sneered, but he was not in a hurry, and said to himself in a low voice, "Well said, after a while the slap in the face will hurt even more."

"What is husband going to do again? Don't tell Linzhou first?" Gu Linzhou suddenly leaned over and whispered.

As soon as Lu Xiaofu heard Gu Linzhou call him husband, he was shocked, feeling that he was too restless.

Lu Xiaofu said solemnly: "Spoilers are boring."

The national teacher found a step, and hurriedly asked the disciples to move the screen back, and at the same time whispered to the disciples: "It will take a while, don't move the screen so quickly."

"Yes!" The disciples agreed in a low voice.

For some unknown reason, the hidden door in the underground was tightly locked. The national teacher had just exerted all his strength, but he didn't open it.

At this moment, the national teacher began to be drumming in his heart. Now that he is driving ducks to the shelves, he can't suspend the performance and find someone to repair the secret door.

So the national teacher had to fix the secret door by himself, thinking that it was rusted or stuck, and it would be fine with a little more effort, as long as it took more time.

The national teacher still had a fluke mentality, he didn't know that the secret door was not rusted and stuck, the main problem was the national teacher himself.The national teacher is locked by Lu Xiaofu's Fading God buff, and the level 3 Fading God buff will be unlucky for 24 hours.

The performance continued, and the disciples pushed back the screen according to the request of the national teacher, and then everyone started staring at the screen again, preparing to watch the national teacher pretend to be a ghost.

The national teacher saw that the screen was erected, and immediately bent down and began to dig the secret door hard. At this moment, he was desperate, his nails were bleeding, and he didn't care about the pain. He thought that if it didn't work this time, the Queen Mother might To chop off your own head!That would be game over.

Just when the national teacher was frightened, there was a "huh", but there was a gust of winter wind blowing over, it wasn't too big, but the surrounding temperature was a bit colder.

Gu Linzhou felt that Lu Xiaofu shivered beside him, and immediately took off the cloak on his shoulders, and lightly draped it on Lu Xiaofu's shoulders.

Lu Xiaofu raised his head to look at him, seeing that the tip of Gu Linzhou's nose was a little red from the cold, he felt a little distressed, if Gu Linzhou's prosperous beauty was damaged by freezing, it would be a good thing, it would definitely be a loss for the whole world.

Lu Xiaofu hurriedly pushed away his cloak and said, "I am not afraid of the cold, you can wear it yourself."

Unwilling, Gu Linzhou simply stretched out his hand, wrapped Lu Xiaofu in a cloak, and hugged the man with the cloak into his arms, and said with a smile, "Let's squeeze together to keep warm, and it won't be cold anymore."

As the winter wind blew, a piece of withered and yellow fallen leaves fluttered leisurely, and happened to land on the big screen on the right.

"Squeak-"

The screen was subjected to a little bit of external force, but it seemed overwhelmed, and it even flickered for a while.

When the disciples found out, it was obviously too late.

Just hear everyone exclaim...

"be careful!"

"It's about to fall!"

"Oh!"

When the screen was touched by fallen leaves, "Boom" fell overwhelmed.It was shot directly on the ground, but fortunately it was not shot inside, and it didn't hit the national teacher who was "performing" inside.

However, when the screen fell, the master of the country, who was pretending to be a ghost, didn't react at all, and was still squatting on the ground, using all his strength to poke at the secret door.

"what happened?"

"What is the master doing?"

"What is he doing squatting on the ground?"

Everyone started clamoring in surprise, and the queen mother also stood up angrily, and unexpectedly gave the national teacher another chance, but the national teacher still didn't work hard.

"Haha..." Fang Yan, who was not far from Lu Xiaofu, smiled brightly, and said in a loud voice, "I'm afraid that the national teacher's stomach suddenly hurts before the invisibility technique. This is a compliment!"

"Hahaha--"

When Fang Yan said this, everyone around couldn't help but burst into laughter, but the face of the national teacher was completely darkened by the laughter.

The national teacher has never missed a job since he was a charlatan who pretended to be a ghost. With his own cleverness, he fooled all the dignitaries, the emperor, the queen mother, etc., who would have thought that he would be so unlucky today and miss twice in a row. I don't know why.

Fang Yan is the son of General Fang. How could Fang Yan be happy with the way the national teacher targeted General Fang just now, and he couldn’t speak up to choke him directly, so he could only hold back his bad breath. Now the world’s retribution is quick, so Fang Yan should be more natural He didn't give the national teacher any face, and laughed the loudest.

【Di-】

【The shameful and angry national teacher】

Although the national teacher was very ashamed and annoyed, he didn't dare to really do anything, he didn't even dare to refute and scold Fang Yan.

Who in the capital does not know that Fang Yan, the major general, is just a calf, he is not afraid of tigers, he is so crazy, he really does not want to die on the battlefield, and he is also very arrogant at ordinary times, and those who challenge him will never escape Good thing, no matter who he is, he can hit him with his fist.

Lu Xiaofu couldn't help laughing when he heard Fang Yan's words, and Gu Linzhou felt sour when he saw it.

I thought that Fang Yan just said a cold joke, and Xianjun laughed so happily. It seems that Xianjun treats this young general really unusually.

Gu Linzhou quit and said, "Daughter-in-law, I look at him like he is counting ants, isn't it?"

Gu Linzhou just wanted to get Lu Xiaofu's attention back, but he was overheard by the embarrassing national teacher over there.

The national teacher was very ashamed and angry, and was worried that he had no one to vent his anger on. Fang Yan was indeed a person to vent his anger on, but the national teacher could not afford to offend him.But Gu Linzhou is different, he is just a fool, bullying him is not for nothing?

The national teacher immediately stared, walked in front of Gu Linzhou, and said, "My lord, what you said is a bit biased. Just now, I clearly said that I was preparing for the invisibility technique. The lord's joke is obviously disrespectful to the gods!"

Lu Xiaofu laughed as soon as he heard that, this national teacher is so unlucky that he still comes to find fault, he is really not afraid of death.

Lu Xiaofu raised his eyebrows, with a protective look on his face, and said: "The national teacher is biased. How can the prince disrespect the gods? The national teacher wanted to demonstrate the invisibility technique, but failed twice. I don't know if he really will." Shufa is still a charlatan. As long as you can't be invisible, why don't the audience comment on it?"

"Who is the liar?" The national teacher panicked, and said, "How can I be a liar! From my humble opinion, the princess may have been with the prince for a long time, and the madness is contagious, and she is also infected with dementia. !"

Lu Xiaofu stood up, waved his hands, and said: "Don't talk nonsense, it's just invisibility. I can do this little skill. Why don't you let me show it to you, so you can know who we are?" Liar, who is crazy."

When the surrounding ministers heard this, they began to whisper again, isn't this silly prince's concubine the Fourth Miss of Prime Minister Jiang?

She looks beautiful and dignified. I heard that she is proficient in everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I didn't expect to know the magic of immortality. I don't know if it is true or not.

Gu Linzhou looked up at Lu Xiaofu, there was no worry on his face, but a doting smile on his face.

Lu Xiaofu met his eyes and immediately felt at ease.Gu Linzhou seemed to believe in himself without a trace of doubt.

The queen mother sneered, and said: "Okay, since the princess wants to show her hand, the Ai family will give the princess this chance!"

The Empress Dowager looked down on Lu Xiaofu, thinking that she was just a little girl, could she really be good at magic?Let him be ashamed in public today!It's better to find a reason...

The queen mother narrowed her eyes, smiled strangely, and said: "Princess, you must perform well. If you really know the invisibility technique, Aijia will be rewarded! But if you don't... that is a serious crime of deceiving Aijia! Do you know What is the punishment?"

Of course, the crime of deceiving the emperor will be beheaded, and cheating the queen mother is not much better, it is nothing more than losing the head, nothing else.

The Empress Dowager was obviously trying to intimidate Lu Xiaofu, but Lu Xiaofu was not afraid at all, thinking that there was nothing terrible about this little trick, and the Imperial Teacher was too unlucky, that's why it didn't succeed.

The Queen Mother continued quietly: "At any rate, she is also the daughter of Prime Minister Jiang, the concubine who mourns her nephew, so there is no need to behead her. I can't bear to mourn my family, but hit the board! That is a must!"

When everyone heard this, they all gasped.

Gu Linzhou also turned ugly.

Hitting the board is not as simple as the ancient costume TV series that Lu Xiaofu saw in modern times, that is to take off his pants and pull them out to be punished with a cane.The pain of flesh and blood is nothing, the most important thing is the problem of face.

Here, clothes that do not show above the wrist, let alone stripping off the pants in public, is simply the greatest shame in life.

Gu Linzhou clenched his fists tightly, no matter whether Lu Xiaofu knew the invisibility technique or not, the Empress Dowager's intention to humiliate Lu Xiaofu could not be more obvious.

When Gu Linzhou heard this, how could he not be angry.

Lu Xiaofu, the righteous master, felt nothing, and quickly patted Gu Linzhou on the shoulder, signaling that he was fine.

Lu Xiaofu agreed immediately, and said, "Then thank the Queen Mother for her kindness."

Everyone was stunned, thinking that the queen mother is going to beat you, and you still thank En Dian, could it be that the princess was really infected by the stupid prince and went crazy?

Lu Xiaofu smiled and said: "The Empress Dowager is generous and generous. I don't know what rare treasures will be rewarded in a while. Thinking about it will definitely open your eyes!"

Lu Xiaofu didn't take up the matter of punishment and beating the board at all, he just talked about rewards, he seemed to be full of confidence, and he wasn't worried at all.

The queen mother punched the cotton, and the stasis in her heart couldn't be excreted. She felt so angry that her lungs hurt, but she couldn't say much.

The queen mother just said coldly: "Princess, don't talk too much, hurry up and use the invisibility technique!"

Lu Xiaofu whispered in Gu Linzhou's ear, "It's time for your husband to show his skills."

After saying that, go out immediately, walk to the secret door of the national teacher, and stand in the screen like the national teacher.

The national teacher's eyes rolled wildly, and took the opportunity to whisper to a disciple: "In a moment, you immediately pull the screen away, don't give the princess a chance to play tricks, do you understand?"

"Yes!" The disciple immediately agreed.

With a bang on the screen, they all pushed up, surrounding Lu Xiaofu in the middle.The next moment, the four disciples really didn't wait for a moment, wishing that the screen was not fully pushed in place, so they were about to pull the screen away.

There was another "bang", and the screens on all sides were completely pulled open.

【Di-】

[shocked ministers]

【The dumbfounded queen mother】

【Unbelievable National Teacher】

【The doting prince】

In such a short period of time, the national teacher thought that Lu Xiaofu could not play tricks at all, and the secret door was stuck, so today Lu Xiaofu would be unlucky and embarrassing with him.

But where do you think...

In the blink of an eye, Lu Xiaofu who was standing in the screen really disappeared suddenly.

"Look, the princess really knows the invisibility technique!"

"Is it true, is the princess descended from a fairy?"

"Fairy, it's a fairy!"

"No wonder the princess is so beautiful, she is really a fairy!"

The ancients were indeed very superstitious, and now they all exclaimed when they saw this scene, it was a compliment.

Lu Xiaofu is actually a big fool, because he has the Fading God System, so he fooled Gu Linzhou into calling him a fairy king, and now he fools the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty, as if a real god descended to earth.

Lu Xiaofu just borrowed the secret door of the national teacher, gently opened the secret door, and quickly got in. That's all.

After he went through the secret door, the people on the ground naturally couldn't see him.

The passage under the secret door is not long, Lu Xiaofu walked along it, and there was an exit at the other end, which was built in a rockery behind the banquet, which was quite concealed.

This secret passage is not bare, there are actually a lot of jewels hidden in it, presumably it is a small treasury of the national teacher.

Lu Xiaofu saw that time was running out, so he grabbed a handful, tucked it in his arms, and hurried out through the passage.

As soon as Lu Xiaofu appeared, he saw the admiring labels on everyone's heads. He was very happy to see him. He always felt that being a liar in ancient times was much easier than being a liar in modern times. The salary is quite high, no wonder there were so many charlatans in ancient times.

"Look! The princess is there!"

Someone suddenly exclaimed, and everyone immediately looked in the direction that person pointed, and sure enough, they saw the princess "teleported" to the periphery of the banquet.

"It's a fairy!"

"Yeah yeah!"

"Today is an eye-opener!"

Lu Xiaofu looked like an old god, and walked back from the rockery in a leisurely manner.

Gu Linzhou stood up immediately, and ran over to grab Lu Xiaofu's hand.Although others felt that Gu Linzhou had a silly look on his face, Lu Xiaofu could see clearly that Gu Linzhou's eyes really did not speak for themselves.

It's too sweet to die for.

Lu Xiaofu secretly stuffed something for Gu Linzhou, and said in a low voice, "This is something for you."

"jingle jingle—"

Gu Linzhou took it over and took a look, and it was still making noise.

【Di-】

【surprised prince】

Gu Linzhou looked at the bell in his hand, but didn't react for a while.

Lu Xiaofu just randomly grabbed a bunch of treasures in the dark passageway, all of them are shining with gold, especially this little bell, which may be inlaid with night pearls or gems, it looks very valuable at first glance.

Lu Xiaofu thought to himself, Gu Linzhou is his loyal dog now, if the loyal dog wears a small bell, it seems that it will be more interesting!

Lu Xiaofu secretly stuffed a gift for Gu Linzhou, then Shi Shiran walked up to the crowd and saluted the Queen Mother respectfully.

Lu Xiaofu didn't say much, but the Empress Dowager's face had become ugly.

Lu Xiaofu's meaning couldn't be more clear, isn't it just showing off?Isn't it just asking for a reward?

The empress dowager had already uttered big words just now, and now she was slapped in the face on the spot, her face was really hurting, but she still had to show a kind smile, it was really difficult for her.

The Empress Dowager smiled stiffly, and said: "My concubine is really intelligent, and she even knows fairy arts. That's right, she is indeed a virtuous woman chosen by the Ai family, and she is indeed a perfect match for the Ai family's grandson."

The queen mother reluctantly praised a few words, and then beckoned the palace servants to come over, saying that it was for the princess to carry the rewarded jewels.

In this banquet, Lu Xiaofu was showing off a lot, so he couldn't be proud of it.

After that, everyone looked at Lu Xiaofu differently, and they didn't even dare to despise the silly prince Gu Linzhou.

【Di-】

[System prompt: Shunfeng ear carrot takes effect! 】

Lu Xiaofu pricked up his ears to listen, and heard several ministers beside him whispering.

"My lord was extremely intelligent when I was young, but it's a pity that I've been stupid since then. I didn't expect God to open his eyes and send a fairy to the lord's side!"

"Yes, if the prince hadn't been so stupid back then, the throne might..."

"Shhh - don't talk nonsense about that."

"Now that the fairy is here, I don't know if the prince's dementia will be cured soon!"

"That's a great thing!"

It seems that these ministers are not very satisfied with the current emperor, and they all hope that Gu Linzhou can recover.It is true that today's emperor is very happy, loves money and loves sex, and doesn't like handling government affairs very much. He handed over the government affairs to the queen mother. Many ministers are dissatisfied in their hearts, but they dare not speak out.

When Lu Xiaofu heard it, it turns out that pretending to be a ghost can also help Gu Linzhou establish his prestige, which is really beneficial and harmless.

"princess……"

Lu Xiaofu was eavesdropping with his ears up, and almost didn't notice that there was another person in front of him.

Fang Yan came over suddenly with a wine glass in his hand, and stood in front of Lu Xiaofu with a smile.

【Di-】

【The major general who asks for you】

Fang Yan smiled very friendly, but it was different in Gu Linzhou's eyes.

Gu Linzhou looked at Fang Yan warily, and felt that Fang Yan was smiling...

Lustful!

As soon as Fang Yan came over, before he could speak, he was stared at by Gu Linzhou. Fang Yan suddenly shivered, and felt as if he was about to be torn apart by evil wolves.

Fang Yan didn't remember where he provoked the prince Gu Linzhou, so he was really at a loss.

Lu Xiaofu took a look and said, "Young General Fang, what's the matter?"

Fang Yan was overjoyed immediately, and said happily: "So the princess knows me?"

"I've heard of the name of Young General Fang." Lu Xiaofu said.

Fang Yan smiled embarrassedly and said, "So that's the case, but it doesn't matter, this is also a kind of fate!"

【Di-】

【Prince who counts down to explosion due to jealousy】

Gu Linzhou listened to what they said to each other, and even talked about fate, he was really angry.

Lu Xiaofu was afraid that Gu Linzhou would really explode, so he quickly patted Gu Linzhou on the back.

Gu Linzhou immediately grabbed Lu Xiaofu's hand with an aggrieved look on his face.

Lu Xiaofu had no choice but to cut a long story short and asked: "The major general is here, it seems that he wants to ask me for something?"

Fang Yan showed a surprised expression, and said: "The princess is indeed a fairy who descended to earth. Not only is she beautiful and charming, but she also has such profound magic skills as mind reading."

Fang Yanyi said, Gu Linzhou's face turned darker, my wife wants you to praise her beauty?

Lu Xiaofu has a headache, no matter which world Fang Yan is in, this carefree personality is really the same.

Fang Yan was a little embarrassed, but he still said bravely: "This is the princess. I heard...the princess and the princess... have always had a good relationship, so I..."

"Princess?" Lu Xiaofu was a little confused, which princess?

Fang Yan immediately nodded his head and said, "Yes, that's Princess Qi Le!"

Princess Qi Le?

He Qile?

Lu Xiaofu instantly understood that it turned out that He Qile, the master of women's clothing, is still the princess of the princess, which sounds very honorable.

Fang Yan coughed and said: "I heard that the princess and Princess Qi Le have a good relationship. So I want to inquire about Princess Qi Le... what does he prefer... think about what kind of husband and son-in-law to choose in the future... "

Fang Yan in this world really still has his heart set on He Qile, he came to ask this question, he was so mysterious, Lu Xiaofu thought he was going to do something.

only……

Lu Xiaofu is the fake Fourth Miss of the Jiang family, so he has nothing to do with He Qile, so it's really unclear.

Lu Xiaofu said, "That's it..."

"Daughter-in-law, I'm sleepy, let's go home!"

Gu Linzhou didn't give Lu Xiaofu and Fang Yan a chance to talk, and dragged Lu Xiaofu away.

When Fang Yan looked at it, he was so disappointed that he stood there and sighed.

This trip into the palace was safe and without danger, not only that, but also rewarded with a lot of elation.

When the two arrived at the carriage and horse department, they boarded the carriage back to the palace, and a coachman was driving the carriage outside.

Gu Linzhou carefully supported Lu Xiaofu into the carriage together, and then lowered the curtain of the carriage to prevent the northwestern wind from blowing in.

Lu Xiaofu raised his eyebrows and said, "How about it, how powerful is your husband?"

"It's amazing." Gu Linzhou nodded.

Lu Xiaofu became smug in an instant, took out a lot of good things from his bosom, stuffed them into Gu Linzhou's hands, and said, "Take them all, this is the treasure I just picked up by hand, it looks like it should be worth some money, and I'll give it all to you alright."

Lu Xiaofu stole a lot of things from the national teacher's treasury, and the rest were rings and bracelets.Lu Xiaofu thought to himself, anyway, Gu Linzhou is already mine, and the husband and wife share the property, Gu Linzhou's property is still mine, so it doesn't hurt to give it to Gu Linzhou, and it can make the beauty smile, why not do it?

【Di-】

【The prince who is very happy】

Sure enough, Gu Linzhou liked the things Lu Xiaofu gave him very much, and played with everything in his hands.

In the end, Gu Linzhou took the little bell that Lu Xiaofu first gave him, smiled a little strangely, and said, "Linzhou still likes this the most."

"It's just a bell, what's it worth? I'll give you ten or eight next time." Lu Xiaofu said, patting his chest.

"Really?" Gu Linzhou asked in surprise.

Lu Xiaofu nodded and said, "Of course it's true, lying is a puppy."

【Di-】

【Prince with black belly】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?

Is there something wrong with the label on Gu Linzhou's head? It seems that the channel is switched incorrectly. It is obvious that the smile on Gu Linzhou's face is so gentle and pampering.

Gu Linzhou smiled dotingly, leaned in front of Lu Xiaofu, shook the small bell in his hand, and said, "Husband, Linzhou wants to wear it for you, okay?"

【Di-】

【Confused White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu】

Lu Xiaofu looked strange, and said: "This is the bell for you, why do you want to wear it for me?"

Gu Linzhou said: "It was given to me by Xianjun, so Linzhou wants to make the best use of this bell. Xianjun, don't worry, I will definitely use this bell well, and it will definitely make Xianjun comfortable."

Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?

Wait, Lu Xiaofu can gradually feel the ghost and animal aura that the system calls.

So strange...

Lu Xiaofu was at a loss, thinking what's going on, does this bell have some knowledge?What exactly does it do?Isn't it the same as a modern bell?

【Di-】

【A wretched Mianzi bell】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?

[Mian Ziling's introduction: a bell in the form of a bell, an auxiliary product for the intercourse of the ancients, similar to a vibrating egg. 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?

Lu Xiaofu felt that he was struck by a thunderbolt. He just took out a treasure from someone else's house, but he didn't expect to take out such a wretched thing!

It's just a nice little bell, why does it have such a wretched function?This unscientific.

And why is this small bell for sex, inlaid with all kinds of jewels, it looks graceful and generous, as if it is something particularly powerful.

"That Gu Linzhou..." Lu Xiaofu bite the bullet and said, "Let me explain to you, you ancients, no...it's your mortal things, it's too wretched, we heaven, gods don't need to do this something, so I..."

I have little knowledge...

Before Lu Xiaofu could finish his sentence, Gu Linzhou said in a considerate manner: "It's okay, Xianjun. If your husband has never seen it before, Linzhou can explain it to Xianjun, and I guarantee that Xianjun will learn it soon."

"Why should I learn? I don't want to learn!" Lu Xiaofu said immediately.

This is a carriage, and Gu Linzhou is about to move his hands and feet, with a look of embarrassment on his face, of course, he is so handsome that the sky is dark.

Lu Xiaofu was really pissed off by him, and refused to obey, if people heard this, wouldn't he be ashamed to be a man in the future?

Gu Linzhou failed to succeed, so he got out of the carriage with a slumped head, and then fell behind Lu Xiaofu, like a big tail, and the two of them returned to the palace.

Everyone in the palace has heard that their new concubine may be a fairy, who is just like a fake and shines in the palace.I heard that this fairy is here to save the foolish prince, and the prince's foolish disease will probably get better soon.

This news did not wait for Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou to leave the palace, it was not only spread throughout the palace, but the whole capital was talking about it with gusto.

Gu Linzhou and Lu Xiaofu entered the gate of the mansion, a bunch of servants and maids all ran out to peek at the Fairy Queen, and hid aside and whispered.Among them, the butler is also in this ranks.

The housekeeper was a member of the emperor and the queen mother, and he was sent to monitor Gu Linzhou. He always thought that he was the king of the mountain in the palace, and no one looked down on him.I used to think that even if there was an extra headed mistress in the palace, I would still be the one who would be the first class.

It's just that when I heard it today, their mistress was a god in a daze, so it's worth it!

No matter how arrogant the butler is, he is still an ancient man.A pancake is no bigger than the pan it is baked in. This is a truth that has not changed since ancient times. Like everyone else, the butler is quite superstitious.He was worried, the foolish prince would be offended if offended, and it was worthless, but this fairy is different.

Offending the gods is not just unlucky, I am afraid that the next life, the next life will be unlucky, isn't it...

When the butler thought about it, he became more disciplined, and ran out to meet the prince and concubine himself, nodding and bowing.

The butler said: "The prince and the princess are back, hurry up, you must be tired after entering the palace, I'm going to ask someone to prepare hot soup for the prince and princess to bathe in!"

The steward hurriedly ordered the servants to go, especially on the way.

Gu Linzhou and Lu Xiaofu went back to the courtyard to rest. Not long after, they heard footsteps and the system's label.

【Di-】

【Boys delivering bath water】

A few servants knocked on the door in a proper manner and came in, working together to carry a super large wooden bathtub.

"Boom!"

Lu Xiaofu felt that the earth was shaking!

【Di-】

[Oversized bathtub for three people to play in the water]

The system thoughtfully displayed a label, Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?

The mandarin duck bath is not enough, and there is a bathtub for three people, is the system doing something wrong?

【Di-】

【Very satisfied prince】

Gu Linzhou looked at the bathtub and nodded and smiled, as if he was very satisfied with this big bathtub. When the servants left, he immediately walked to Lu Xiaofu's side impatiently, and said, "Husband, Linzhou will wait for you to take a bath, okay?"

【Di-】

【Lu Xiaofu, a white rabbit with a big lust】

Lu Xiaofu felt that there was a trap in front of him, because Gu Linzhou's smile was so gentle that he was absolutely uneasy and kind.

however……

Gu Linzhou's smile was indeed gentle, so Lu Xiaofu was already dazzled by the beauty, thinking that it was a trap, what's wrong?Who stipulates that traps cannot be jumped?

Hence, Lu Xiaofu jumped down without hesitation, and had a mandarin duck bath with Gu Linzhou.

Lu Xiaofu was exhausted, he was fished out of the water by Gu Linzhou and carried to the bed to rest, he couldn't lift a single finger.

【Di-】

【Ostrich version of the white rabbit Lu Xiaofu】

Lu Xiaofu hid in the quilt and wrapped himself tightly, feeling ashamed to face others.It's all Gu Linzhou's fault for using beauty tricks, he was dizzy for a while, and the consequences were unimaginable.Not only did the mandarin duck take a bath, but also played with an ancient sex toy, and the sense of shame exploded.

Gu Linzhou lay down beside Lu Xiaofu with a contented expression, and said, "Husband, how is Linzhou serving you?"

"It's terrible!" Lu Xiaofu immediately said in disgust, "The technology sucks!"

Gu Linzhou wasn't annoyed at all, instead he smiled happily and said, "It's okay, Linzhou will hone his skills a lot in the future to ensure your husband's satisfaction."

Lu Xiaofu: "..." Gu Linzhou, who is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water, has such a cheeky face.

Lu Xiaofu was so sleepy that he was about to fall asleep in a daze.Gu Linzhou was right next to him, stretching out his arms to hug him, which made Lu Xiaofu feel particularly warm and at ease.

After a while, just as Lu Xiaofu was about to fall asleep, he heard a "click".

He immediately opened his eyes alertly and almost sat up.

Gu Linzhou hurriedly hugged him, not telling him to get up, and whispered: "Xianjun, you haven't put on..." clothes.

Lu Xiaofu came to his senses and covered Gu Linzhou's mouth to prevent him from saying the whole thing.

The window was pushed open a gap, and something was thrown in with a "gudong".

Gu Linzhou was very calm, and said: "Don't worry, Xianjun, it's just a secret report sent by Linzhou's subordinates, don't worry."

Lu Xiaofu thought there was an assassin coming, but it turned out to be Gu Linzhou's people, who made it very mysterious.

Lu Xiaofu heaved a sigh of relief, turned over and prepared to continue sleeping.

Gu Linzhou got off the couch and picked up the secret report placed in the bamboo tube.

As soon as Lu Xiaofu closed his eyes, he smelled a faint fragrance, which was very unique, and he must have smelled it somewhere.

Lu Xiaofu has never done much research on such things as perfume. When he was in college, many female students loved beauty and would wear perfume. Lu Xiaofu always felt that the smells were similar and there was no difference.

But at this moment, the smell is very special and recognizable, and I must have smelled it not long ago.

Lu Xiaofu's mind turned, and he opened his eyes viciously, and glanced at Gu Linzhou behind him.

"Is it a letter from Miss Xichun? Could it be a love letter?"

The scent on the secret letter was exactly the same as that of the dancer Xi Chun who was in the prime minister's mansion a few days ago.

When Lu Xiaofu thought of Xi Chunlai, he felt sore and uncomfortable in his stomach.

Gu Linzhou smiled and said, "What love letter? Husband, don't think too much about it, it's just an ordinary report."

"Then I want to see it too." Lu Xiaofu said.

Gu Linzhou was generous, he took the secret report and checked it with Lu Xiaofu.

Lu Xiaofu looked down and was dumbfounded. There were so many uncommon words that he couldn't understand at all.

【Di-】

[The illiterate version of the white rabbit Lu Xiaofu]

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

Gu Linzhou quickly glanced at the secret report, and his face suddenly became gloomy, very ugly.

Lu Xiaofu asked: "What happened?"

Gu Linzhou said solemnly, "General Fang is in prison."

"What?" Lu Xiaofu was really surprised, isn't General Fang Fang Yan's father?What I saw at the banquet just now was not good, why did I suddenly go to jail?

The letter said that after the banquet, General Fang immediately met the emperor because he was thinking about the war, and wanted to explain to the emperor the necessity of pursuing the victory.

It's a pity that the emperor's face is completely changed at this time, and he can't see anyone at all. Naturally, he will not listen to General Fang's report.

When the queen mother and the national teacher heard about this incident, the queen mother was very unhappy. She felt that General Fang was going to sue herself in front of the emperor, so she reprimanded General Fang.

General Fang is a general with a straightforward personality and won't make too many twists and turns.He was very angry when he heard what the queen mother said, and he also understood that the queen mother wanted to build a palace and was not willing to spend money to fight.General Fang was annoyed for a moment, so he offended the Queen Mother and said a few unpopular truths.

Now it was all right, the queen mother was furious, trembling with anger.

The national teacher saw that this was a good time for him to make up for his mistakes, and immediately started to mutter, threatening that General Fang's sudden assault on the Queen Mother was not General Fang's intention, but in fact General Fang was possessed by an evil spirit, and all of this was evil. haunted.

The queen mother immediately asked the soldiers to arrest General Fang who was possessed by the evil spirit.The national teacher also said that it is necessary to lock up General Fang and practice the law, otherwise the evil spirit cannot be eliminated, and General Fang will remain insane like this.

The queen mother found an excuse and immediately put General Fang in prison, waiting for the national teacher to exorcise him.

Fang Yan was the first to hear about this, and was about to rush into the palace immediately.It's a pity that Fang Yan couldn't enter the palace gate at all, and was directly stopped at the gate of the palace.