[Comprehensive] Escape from shame is useless

With the firing of several salutes, the annual cultural festival of Lihai High School Affiliated to Haiyuan Festival kicked off.

Because almost none of the third graders quit the club, this time most of them put all their energy on the preparation of the simulation shop in their own class.

As the saying goes, those who can do more work, as a well-known home economics expert in Class A of the third year, although Jasmine also got the lottery of the performance group, she also had to take care of the work of the kitchen group at the same time.What's more, the performance is performed every half an hour, and there are 5 groups in rotation, so we only need to perform twice a day, which is still very easy.

After focusing on checking the various raw materials prepared, and trying out one sample of each type according to the menu, Jasmine also announced that all the preparations for today are completed and the business can start.

There weren't many guests in the morning, and the scattered ones were all students from the school.Most of them came to watch out of curiosity when they read the leaflets and heard that there was a performance to watch. After all, there are very few simulation shops that have performances early in the morning.

The first one to perform was naturally the funny gem of their 3rd year Class A - Yamazaki Takashi, who opened up the funny atmosphere for the whole day, he was as stable as an old dog.Miotian, as his assistant, is responsible for serving him with a paper fan when he is being stupid, and he perfectly acts as an all-round support that integrates flattery and complaints, which is amazing.

The Mancai group has achieved perfect success, relying on the occasional burst of laughter in the store, attracting many passing customers.

"Thanks for your hard work, Chitose." Passing chrysanthemum tea to the boss, "Are you really not thinking about debuting with Yamazaki in the future?"

Miotian was originally preparing to drink tea with Erlang's legs crossed, but when he heard this, he immediately slapped his fan!

"Am I such a person who has no pursuit?!"

"Ah, please forgive me for being rude." Jasmine was also very impressed, and clenched her hands into fists as if leaning forward like a microphone, "May I ask Mr. Mioda, what is your future dream—"

"Handsome female diplomat!"

"It really is a great dream!" Jasmine also nodded in understanding, then suddenly changed the topic, "But I remember that you always fail foreign languages."

Miotian froze, took a sip of chrysanthemum tea pretendingly, and said deeply: "People still have dreams."

Jasmine also hesitated for two seconds, then patted her on the shoulder and sincerely suggested: "Why don't you change your dream?"

Miota: "Goodbye."

According to the schedule, Sanada's performance will be in 15 minutes. It seems that he has specially prepared a black kimono just for today.No one except Yamazaki knows what program Sanada has prepared, but there is one thing that anyone can see——

He's really nervous right now.

Maybe other people who are not familiar with it will misunderstand, but they have been with Sanada Asahi for more than two years, and they know much better than the people from the outside class. Their black-faced chairman is the standard type who is more nervous and more vicious.

At the door of the classroom, Watanabe Sayako, the signature beauty of their class, was standing there with a charming smile to attract guests, but behind her, Sanada Genichiro sat on a chair with a dark face all the time, looking straight at the corridor like a knife.After three consecutive guests were about to step into the classroom, they were suddenly startled by Sanada and fled. Before Watanabe said anything, their brave squad leader couldn't sit still.

"Well, Sanada-san..."

I don't know what she said to the terrible disciplinary chairman, but in the end, Sanada moved his small chair to the back door of the classroom - sat down next to the kitchen trash can.

"I always feel that Sanada-kun is a bit pitiful." Jasmine also moved over to whisper to Watanabe.

"Well, it's cute." She held her face and sighed.

Jasmine also:? ? ?

Near 10 o'clock, the classmate who was in charge of serving the dishes came into the kitchen and called her, saying that a customer was looking for her.Lifting the curtain of the kitchen, I can see that after recovering from the illness, the longer and more beautiful... Cough, it is Yukimura who is getting more and more aura, leading a group of tennis club players to sit around the table, and Kirihara is happily facing this way waving.

At this point of time, it was obviously a good time to watch Sanada's performance.

Serving refreshments to the students who were in charge of that table, Jasmine also curiously asked Liu next to her: "Did Sanada-kun tell you what he is going to perform?"

"I don't know, Genichiro has been hiding it from us." He replied.

"I always feel that vice-minister Sanada and the word "funny" together... poof, it's very funny." Kirihara was still as desperate as ever.

"Yes, the next performance might be very exciting, I'm looking forward to it very much." Yukimura laughed like a flower.

"Where's my partner? Why didn't you see him come out to pick up the guests?" Only King Ni focused on the other person.

"Yagyu-kun has gone to the student union, and it will take some time before he comes back."

"Not here." He rolled his eyes and took out a DV from his pocket, "Your show is at 11 o'clock, right? Hehehe, I'm fully prepared to record this wonderful moment."

Just seeing Liu Sheng's resistance, he knew that this program must have fallen below the lower limit. This is a good opportunity to record black history!

Jasmine also didn't think there was anything bad about this show, and she welcomed the video recording very much. She also enthusiastically recruited Yamazaki, the chief stage planner, and asked him to find a particularly secluded and perfect shooting location for Nioh.

As for why to hide, the reason given by Nioh is that if my partner knows that I will be nervous during the shooting, it would be bad if I get nervous enough to make a mistake and affect the performance, so he has to hide it well.Yamazaki expressed his deep understanding and great support for his move. The two had an exceptionally friendly communication and reached a consensus with the same fox smile.

Jasmine was also moved by the affection between classmates who loved each other, and felt that life was really beautiful and bright.

"Student Niwang, remember to send me a copy when the filming is finished!"

Nioh readily gave her a thumbs up.

"Kuroki-san, will Kanai-san come over today?"

She was a little surprised that Liu Lian Er would take the initiative to ask about Mei Yu.

"Well, my teammates from Diguang said they would come over, but it will be in the afternoon." She asked curiously, "Is there anything I can do with her?"

"Actually, the military division and her are... ummmm?" Before Marui had time to finish breaking the news, Kuwahara, who had a sharp eye and a quick hand, stuffed his mouthful of cake.

"It's nothing, I just want to collect more information." Liu said nonchalantly.

It was only then that Jasmine remembered that during the Teiko Festival, Yukimura had said on the phone that Liu would challenge Miu every year, right?Seems to be for that signature tennis ball?

"Liu Jun, in fact, Miyu doesn't have much obsession with this tennis game. If you really like it that much, can I help you ask?"

"……no need."

He didn't seem very interested, and Jasmine was a little confused.When it came to Meiyu, she was a little curious, and just when she was about to ask another question, the curtain of the stage opened.

Genichiro Sanada changed into the kimono he had prepared, and knelt and sat in the center of the stage.

"Hello, everyone, I'm Genichiro Sanada." He bowed solemnly.

This overly formal and heavy opening plunged the venue into a strange atmosphere where one didn't know whether to applaud or not.However, Yukimura and Watanabe took the lead to take two shots, and everyone silently followed suit.

"One day, the master led his servants to the street to buy things. They walked and walked, and one of the servants came to the steamed bun stand, and suddenly screamed! He fell to the ground..."

On stage, Sanada maintained his usual expressionless black face, and spoke such a suspenseful beginning.

Under the stage, everyone subconsciously held their breath, waiting for the possible rage to unfold!

"The master was very surprised, so he sent someone to wake him up. Ask—"

He suddenly took a deep breath and shouted: "'Why did you faint suddenly?'"

When the hearts of the audience were trembling, Sanada resumed his original calm voice and continued:

"The servant said: 'I have always been very afraid of steamed buns, so I fainted.'"

Oh, so it's this... Huh?What?Fainted because of fear of steamed buns?

Is this expansion really okay?

Jasmine also looked around suspiciously, and found that she was not the only one with a confused face.For example, at the table next to her, except for Liu and Yukimura who still maintained the same expressions as before, everyone else's eyes widened, apparently as confused as she was about the situation.

And Sanada's story went along this inexplicable route——

The master didn't believe the servant's words, so he put a dozen steamed buns in a room and locked him in.After a long time, when he opened the room, he found that the steamed buns had lost more than half. The owner was furious and questioned him.

The servant laughed and said that today he didn't know why, but suddenly he was not afraid.

The host asked: Then what are you afraid of now?

The servant said: I am afraid of two bowls of herbal tea.

After saying the last sentence, Sanada bowed solemnly again.

Um?This story doesn't seem suspenseful at all, does it?What the hell is he talking about?

"You worked hard, Sanada, good rakugo."

The audience was silent, only Yukimura's applause echoed embarrassingly throughout the space.

Yes, this time, even if the filter was as thick as [-] meters, like Sayoko Watanabe, she couldn't react.

After Yukimura finished speaking, the audience realized belatedly that this is a funny cafe, and Sanada is actually telling a funny story!Speaking rakugo!

They should have reacted, especially when Sanada's eyes swept across their faces, the terrifying coercion was almost like a shadow.

Fuck, the pressure is huge, and the sweat is pouring down!

But Chairman Sanada's rakugo was so scary the whole time, I didn't dare to laugh at all!But if you don't laugh now, will you die? !

"Ha, haha, good, very funny." Sparse applause and a few dry laughs gradually became normal under the advantage of the number of people.

Sanada's complexion slowly turned cloudy, and when everyone was relieved, Kombu couldn't hold back, and said frankly, "Is that considered rakugo?"

Sanada's face darkened.

Jasmine also sighed silently: In the face of the desire to survive, even she can withstand the arc of reflex breaking through the sky, why can't Mr. Qieyuan hold back?Maybe this is the real innocence...

The author has something to say: Jasmine also: It's hopeless, let's bury it generously.