[Comprehensive] Escape from shame is useless
Chapter 81 Screaming Chicken Sonata
To Jasmine's surprise, the first of Diguang's friends to come to her was Ziyuan.
"Qin Wuyue said that today you can eat Jasmine's food to your heart's content..." His eyes lit up, "Eat until you are full."
All you can eat?Murasakihara-kun, is he... full?
Such impolite questions inevitably appeared in her mind, and Jasmine's hand holding the menu trembled.In the next second, this panic turned into reality.
"The menu looks delicious... let's order three of them first." He also emphasized, "As long as Jasmine makes it herself!"
"Don't say such things that will cause trouble, Murasakihara."
Jasmine also turned her head, facing a super girly and gorgeous lace parasol.The umbrella turned around and put it away, revealing the serious Midorima Shintaro who didn't match the painting style of this umbrella at all.
The two looked at each other in silence, and Midorima couldn't bear her increasingly complicated eyes, so she took the initiative to explain: "It's just a lucky item for today, what's the problem?"
No, I know this is your lucky prop, I'm just curious why you really want to open it!
Before she could complain, Ziyuan patted the table childishly: "I don't care, I want to eat Jasmine's food."
Midorima frowned in disgust: "Don't knock on the table in public places, it's too shameful."
Murasakibara puffed up her cheeks in displeasure, and instead lay down on the dining table and condemned Midorima with her eyes.
"Don't lie on the table either."
Seeing that these two people were about to quarrel again, Jasmine quickly diverted her attention.
"Mr. Ziyuan, I still have a performance to prepare for later, so I can only make two for you." Amidst his dissatisfied questioning voice, Jasmine also said persuasively: "The other people's cooking is also delicious. I especially recommend this Mango pancake, full of milky flavor but will not overwhelm the sweetness of mango itself, Q and soft after one bite..."
"Q and soft?" He drooled, "Really, really?"
"Hmm! Do you want to try it?"
"Give it a go, then. But I want Molly's own cheesecake and biscuits."
"Yes Yes Yes."
"You are all pampering him too much." Midorima pulled out the chair and sat down with a hesitant expression.
"I can't help it. Murasakihara-kun is so cute when he wants to eat."
"Where is it cute?"
Unlike Ziyuan, who boldly took all the menus, Midorima ordered a bowl of red bean soup and savored it bite by bite.When Jasmine also came over, she seriously commented on everything from the ingredients to the seasoning. The overly serious attitude made other students passing by roll their eyes.
"Actually, I was quite surprised that Mr. Lujian would actually come over today." Although she invited her out of courtesy after she came out of the game center that day, she didn't hold out much hope.
He paused when he heard the words, then turned his head sideways, his eyes, which were one size darker than hers, broke free from the barrier of the lenses, became a little less rigorous, and shone with a gentle light.Before she could find anything out of it, Midorima pushed down the frame first, and covered her exposed eyes again.
"I just came to inspect Lihai University and prepare for the way forward. It's just a coincidence that it will be on the day of the cultural festival." But the basketball in Lihai University's high school is not very strong. This excuse is false, Mr. Midori .It's no big deal to want to come to the cultural festival to have fun, and there is no loss in admitting it, really.
She thought so in her heart, but Jasmine didn't intend to expose him, instead she asked him another irrelevant question.
"Do you like 'Fur Elise'?"
"I don't hate it." No child learning the piano really likes this piece. It's not that the piece is bad, but it's good.But no matter who it is, if adults always ask to play this piece of music, they will gradually get annoyed.Just mentioning this piece reminds me of the sad past when I had to play it wherever I was a guest.
He hasn't hated it yet, which is pretty telling.
"Why do you ask about this?"
Jasmine also gave him a mysterious smile.
"You'll know right away."
Nearing 11 o'clock, Nioh, who had been wandering around the campus, quietly sneaked into the classroom of Class A, squatted down at the best shooting location Yamazaki selected for him, and revealed a small small lens.
Kirihara held a fan that he got from no one knew where, and wrote "senpai is the highest", and sat in the first row of the auditorium, waving it enthusiastically.At the same table, Yuno and Yukimura put a cup of black tea in front of each other, and sat beside Xiaokelp like parents.
The small coffee shop was soon full, including Jasmine's friends, Yagyu's admirers, and passers-by who just came to see the show.But no matter what kind of people came to hear the news, they would rather squeeze by the classroom door and window, or even squat next to the trash can where Sanada squatted just now, than dare to squeeze in with Yuno and the three of them.
Behind the curtain, Liu Sheng had already sat down in front of the electric piano, and the pair of bearded glasses were placed on the keyboard.If there is warmth in the eyes, it probably has already vaporized directly.He is now caught in a dilemma——
Dai felt that the character design that he had painstakingly worked on for more than two years was about to run away in a strange direction.
If he didn't wear it, he might not even have the courage to step down today.
How to do?
On the other side, Jasmine also rubbed her face vigorously with both hands, and finally adjusted her expression in front of the mirror.This is a technique she learned from the deception expert Takashi Yamazaki. It is said that playing with such expressions can make the performance even better.
"Are you ready?" the chief planner asked beside the stage.
Jasmine also turned her head, and Liu Sheng finally picked up the bearded glasses and put them on the bridge of his nose. Under Jasmine's gaze, he nodded with dead eyes.
"let's start."
The curtain, opened.
Jasmine also pursed her mouth into a "w" shape, smiling with crooked eyebrows.Before he had time to speak, Yagyu's new look sparked a series of tea spouts off the court.Oops, too bad, I forgot to remind everyone not to drink water before the opening.
"Good morning everyone, I'm Kuroki Moliya, and this is my partner Yagyu Hiroshi-san."
Accompanied by the sound of spouting tea, coughing and applause, Jasmine also announced the start of her performance.
"Next we're going to perform a piece of music, the track is "To Erickets."
to what?Ally Chicken?Did she just have a big tongue?
Everyone who has heard the original song is wondering, including Midorima, who has just been notified in advance.
Before I could figure it out, the brown-haired girl on the stage who said she was going to play music pulled out a yellow one from behind——
Screaming chicken.
I haven't done anything yet, but because the chicken's shape is too weird and funny, the audience can't help but laugh.
But funny is funny, everyone still can't figure out what she wants to do.
"Tuning, tuning." She maintained a w smile, held the screaming chicken to her chest, and pinched it twice.
"Ahhh."
"Okay, let's start then, Yagyu-kun."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh~"
Suddenly, the chicken yelled out a very familiar melody in her hand, which was the first two bars of "Fur Elise"!
Yagyu's piano accompaniment followed immediately, playing chords.
"Ahhhhh~" The crowing of the rooster closely followed the rhythm, and the sound was precise and melodious, refreshing.
Yes, several students in the auditorium covered their chests, it must be "touching"!
"Ah ah ah~"
As the song deepened, everyone's eyes were on that stupid chicken's face.
Ah, look at that majestic comb!
Ah, look at those divine eyes!
Ah, look at that elegant bow tie!
Ah, look at those lips with lipstick No. 99, how hot and sexy they are!
But damn, how the hell does it make that sound?
Including Ziyuan, who was originally immersed in hard work, most of the audience present explained what it means to be dumbfounded.My heart is being swiped by the trough, and I can't stop at all.In this sluggishness, only Kombu was still calling for her senior with bright eyes, and Yuno, who had been mentally prepared, was still smiling at Yan Yan, and even Yukimura's cheek muscles were trembling slightly, he couldn't help smiling. Hard.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~"
After repeating the main theme for the last time, the song, which was not very long in the first place, came to an end.
Ah, it's finally over...
What should I do, I still want to continue listening...
The two thoughts were constantly intertwined. After Kirihara suddenly yelled "Encore", everyone immediately gave up thinking and turned to the latter.
"Encore, Encore, Encore..."
"Kuroki-san will have another performance at 4:4 p.m. If you are interested, please come to our store at [-]:[-] p.m.."
Yamazaki, who had been prepared for a long time, advertised at the right time on the stage.
"If you are interested in Screaming Chicken, our store will also sell it as a mascot in the past two days. Welcome to buy it!"
With that said, the two students in charge of purchasing brought out a whole box of Screaming Chicken, and were immediately overwhelmed by the enthusiastic audience.
Jasmine on the stage was also stunned by this wave of extraordinarily skilled operations, and when she got off the stage, there was almost a chicken in every hand.
Competing for performance... so it can still be like this?
"I have to say that Mr. Yamazaki has a really good mind in business." Yagyu, who had already removed his beard and glasses, regained his calmness as a gentleman after he noticed that everyone's focus was diverted from him.
"It's just a bit noisy..."
Yes, everyone is now trying to make their chickens sing, and they are getting excited. The entire cafe has completely turned into a chicken farm, filled with chickens crowing in different tones.
Yamazaki had to stand up again after the squad leader raised the kitchen knife at him, and told everyone not to play while in the store, and wait until they went out to talk about it, and the terrible magic sound finally subsided.
Jasmine also heaved a sigh of relief. Her ears were originally sharper than others, but she was so dizzy from the shock just now that she couldn't speak.
At this time, suddenly a hand stretched out from the side and rested on Liu Sheng's shoulder. The familiar strength made him know who was coming without even turning his head.
"Yo, partner, you did really well today. See?"
As soon as he turned his head, he saw the front, zoom in, and close-up of him wearing a beard and glasses in the picture recorded by the high-definition camera!
"Ouch, this DV is so precious, you can't drop it." King Ni dodged the sneak attack that Liu Sheng thought was concealed like a thief.
"Delete!" Liu Sheng became furious.
"Pfft." Niwang ran away!
After watching the two run out of the classroom one after the other, Jasmine also reacted and shouted:
"Send me a copy before deleting it!"
The author has something to say: this chapter is inspired by the video of station B, A·V number 37066453, welcome everyone to watch 233
"Qin Wuyue said that today you can eat Jasmine's food to your heart's content..." His eyes lit up, "Eat until you are full."
All you can eat?Murasakihara-kun, is he... full?
Such impolite questions inevitably appeared in her mind, and Jasmine's hand holding the menu trembled.In the next second, this panic turned into reality.
"The menu looks delicious... let's order three of them first." He also emphasized, "As long as Jasmine makes it herself!"
"Don't say such things that will cause trouble, Murasakihara."
Jasmine also turned her head, facing a super girly and gorgeous lace parasol.The umbrella turned around and put it away, revealing the serious Midorima Shintaro who didn't match the painting style of this umbrella at all.
The two looked at each other in silence, and Midorima couldn't bear her increasingly complicated eyes, so she took the initiative to explain: "It's just a lucky item for today, what's the problem?"
No, I know this is your lucky prop, I'm just curious why you really want to open it!
Before she could complain, Ziyuan patted the table childishly: "I don't care, I want to eat Jasmine's food."
Midorima frowned in disgust: "Don't knock on the table in public places, it's too shameful."
Murasakibara puffed up her cheeks in displeasure, and instead lay down on the dining table and condemned Midorima with her eyes.
"Don't lie on the table either."
Seeing that these two people were about to quarrel again, Jasmine quickly diverted her attention.
"Mr. Ziyuan, I still have a performance to prepare for later, so I can only make two for you." Amidst his dissatisfied questioning voice, Jasmine also said persuasively: "The other people's cooking is also delicious. I especially recommend this Mango pancake, full of milky flavor but will not overwhelm the sweetness of mango itself, Q and soft after one bite..."
"Q and soft?" He drooled, "Really, really?"
"Hmm! Do you want to try it?"
"Give it a go, then. But I want Molly's own cheesecake and biscuits."
"Yes Yes Yes."
"You are all pampering him too much." Midorima pulled out the chair and sat down with a hesitant expression.
"I can't help it. Murasakihara-kun is so cute when he wants to eat."
"Where is it cute?"
Unlike Ziyuan, who boldly took all the menus, Midorima ordered a bowl of red bean soup and savored it bite by bite.When Jasmine also came over, she seriously commented on everything from the ingredients to the seasoning. The overly serious attitude made other students passing by roll their eyes.
"Actually, I was quite surprised that Mr. Lujian would actually come over today." Although she invited her out of courtesy after she came out of the game center that day, she didn't hold out much hope.
He paused when he heard the words, then turned his head sideways, his eyes, which were one size darker than hers, broke free from the barrier of the lenses, became a little less rigorous, and shone with a gentle light.Before she could find anything out of it, Midorima pushed down the frame first, and covered her exposed eyes again.
"I just came to inspect Lihai University and prepare for the way forward. It's just a coincidence that it will be on the day of the cultural festival." But the basketball in Lihai University's high school is not very strong. This excuse is false, Mr. Midori .It's no big deal to want to come to the cultural festival to have fun, and there is no loss in admitting it, really.
She thought so in her heart, but Jasmine didn't intend to expose him, instead she asked him another irrelevant question.
"Do you like 'Fur Elise'?"
"I don't hate it." No child learning the piano really likes this piece. It's not that the piece is bad, but it's good.But no matter who it is, if adults always ask to play this piece of music, they will gradually get annoyed.Just mentioning this piece reminds me of the sad past when I had to play it wherever I was a guest.
He hasn't hated it yet, which is pretty telling.
"Why do you ask about this?"
Jasmine also gave him a mysterious smile.
"You'll know right away."
Nearing 11 o'clock, Nioh, who had been wandering around the campus, quietly sneaked into the classroom of Class A, squatted down at the best shooting location Yamazaki selected for him, and revealed a small small lens.
Kirihara held a fan that he got from no one knew where, and wrote "senpai is the highest", and sat in the first row of the auditorium, waving it enthusiastically.At the same table, Yuno and Yukimura put a cup of black tea in front of each other, and sat beside Xiaokelp like parents.
The small coffee shop was soon full, including Jasmine's friends, Yagyu's admirers, and passers-by who just came to see the show.But no matter what kind of people came to hear the news, they would rather squeeze by the classroom door and window, or even squat next to the trash can where Sanada squatted just now, than dare to squeeze in with Yuno and the three of them.
Behind the curtain, Liu Sheng had already sat down in front of the electric piano, and the pair of bearded glasses were placed on the keyboard.If there is warmth in the eyes, it probably has already vaporized directly.He is now caught in a dilemma——
Dai felt that the character design that he had painstakingly worked on for more than two years was about to run away in a strange direction.
If he didn't wear it, he might not even have the courage to step down today.
How to do?
On the other side, Jasmine also rubbed her face vigorously with both hands, and finally adjusted her expression in front of the mirror.This is a technique she learned from the deception expert Takashi Yamazaki. It is said that playing with such expressions can make the performance even better.
"Are you ready?" the chief planner asked beside the stage.
Jasmine also turned her head, and Liu Sheng finally picked up the bearded glasses and put them on the bridge of his nose. Under Jasmine's gaze, he nodded with dead eyes.
"let's start."
The curtain, opened.
Jasmine also pursed her mouth into a "w" shape, smiling with crooked eyebrows.Before he had time to speak, Yagyu's new look sparked a series of tea spouts off the court.Oops, too bad, I forgot to remind everyone not to drink water before the opening.
"Good morning everyone, I'm Kuroki Moliya, and this is my partner Yagyu Hiroshi-san."
Accompanied by the sound of spouting tea, coughing and applause, Jasmine also announced the start of her performance.
"Next we're going to perform a piece of music, the track is "To Erickets."
to what?Ally Chicken?Did she just have a big tongue?
Everyone who has heard the original song is wondering, including Midorima, who has just been notified in advance.
Before I could figure it out, the brown-haired girl on the stage who said she was going to play music pulled out a yellow one from behind——
Screaming chicken.
I haven't done anything yet, but because the chicken's shape is too weird and funny, the audience can't help but laugh.
But funny is funny, everyone still can't figure out what she wants to do.
"Tuning, tuning." She maintained a w smile, held the screaming chicken to her chest, and pinched it twice.
"Ahhh."
"Okay, let's start then, Yagyu-kun."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh~"
Suddenly, the chicken yelled out a very familiar melody in her hand, which was the first two bars of "Fur Elise"!
Yagyu's piano accompaniment followed immediately, playing chords.
"Ahhhhh~" The crowing of the rooster closely followed the rhythm, and the sound was precise and melodious, refreshing.
Yes, several students in the auditorium covered their chests, it must be "touching"!
"Ah ah ah~"
As the song deepened, everyone's eyes were on that stupid chicken's face.
Ah, look at that majestic comb!
Ah, look at those divine eyes!
Ah, look at that elegant bow tie!
Ah, look at those lips with lipstick No. 99, how hot and sexy they are!
But damn, how the hell does it make that sound?
Including Ziyuan, who was originally immersed in hard work, most of the audience present explained what it means to be dumbfounded.My heart is being swiped by the trough, and I can't stop at all.In this sluggishness, only Kombu was still calling for her senior with bright eyes, and Yuno, who had been mentally prepared, was still smiling at Yan Yan, and even Yukimura's cheek muscles were trembling slightly, he couldn't help smiling. Hard.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~"
After repeating the main theme for the last time, the song, which was not very long in the first place, came to an end.
Ah, it's finally over...
What should I do, I still want to continue listening...
The two thoughts were constantly intertwined. After Kirihara suddenly yelled "Encore", everyone immediately gave up thinking and turned to the latter.
"Encore, Encore, Encore..."
"Kuroki-san will have another performance at 4:4 p.m. If you are interested, please come to our store at [-]:[-] p.m.."
Yamazaki, who had been prepared for a long time, advertised at the right time on the stage.
"If you are interested in Screaming Chicken, our store will also sell it as a mascot in the past two days. Welcome to buy it!"
With that said, the two students in charge of purchasing brought out a whole box of Screaming Chicken, and were immediately overwhelmed by the enthusiastic audience.
Jasmine on the stage was also stunned by this wave of extraordinarily skilled operations, and when she got off the stage, there was almost a chicken in every hand.
Competing for performance... so it can still be like this?
"I have to say that Mr. Yamazaki has a really good mind in business." Yagyu, who had already removed his beard and glasses, regained his calmness as a gentleman after he noticed that everyone's focus was diverted from him.
"It's just a bit noisy..."
Yes, everyone is now trying to make their chickens sing, and they are getting excited. The entire cafe has completely turned into a chicken farm, filled with chickens crowing in different tones.
Yamazaki had to stand up again after the squad leader raised the kitchen knife at him, and told everyone not to play while in the store, and wait until they went out to talk about it, and the terrible magic sound finally subsided.
Jasmine also heaved a sigh of relief. Her ears were originally sharper than others, but she was so dizzy from the shock just now that she couldn't speak.
At this time, suddenly a hand stretched out from the side and rested on Liu Sheng's shoulder. The familiar strength made him know who was coming without even turning his head.
"Yo, partner, you did really well today. See?"
As soon as he turned his head, he saw the front, zoom in, and close-up of him wearing a beard and glasses in the picture recorded by the high-definition camera!
"Ouch, this DV is so precious, you can't drop it." King Ni dodged the sneak attack that Liu Sheng thought was concealed like a thief.
"Delete!" Liu Sheng became furious.
"Pfft." Niwang ran away!
After watching the two run out of the classroom one after the other, Jasmine also reacted and shouted:
"Send me a copy before deleting it!"
The author has something to say: this chapter is inspired by the video of station B, A·V number 37066453, welcome everyone to watch 233
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