[Comprehensive] Escape from shame is useless

Press it hard—"Ah~"

Well, it's in the key of A.

Let go - "Woo~"

Well, F-flat.

Press it three times—"Ahhh~"

Uh, um, three and a half beats is like this feeling.

"Well, Jasmine too...can you tell me what exactly you are doing?"

Yuno was devastated, since she came back that weekend and Jasmine also brought back the screaming chicken, she seemed to be addicted to it.She spends most of her spare time on it, not to mention chatting and shopping with her, and even the time for practicing the piano has plummeted.

the most important is!The sound of that thing was so magical that she almost had hallucinations. Last night, she had a terrible nightmare of being "singing" surrounded by a hundred screaming chickens. Until now, her head still hurts.

"I'm practicing playing with the screaming chicken." She squeezed two more, and successfully made Yuno's temples twitch twice, "The last time I played was 8 years old, I have to take advantage of it before the Kaibara Festival starts. Just practice and find the feeling."

"Play? With a screaming chicken?" Yuno's eyes widened in disbelief, staring at the stupid chicken's face for a long time, "Are you serious?"

"Yeah, after all, we all know that screaming chickens are also a musical instrument. Look!"

Chicken: "Ahhhh~"

Her expression was extremely serious, it didn't look like she was joking at all!

Ah, I always feel like I'm going to have a nervous breakdown.

Yuno rubbed her head, which was getting more and more painful, and felt that her stomach was full of dense grooves and wanted to vomit, but Jasmine was so serious, she couldn't vomit at all, she was so uncomfortable that she was about to die!

"Actually, I was thinking, if it's just a screaming chicken, many tunes can't be played, if only someone could accompany me."

Chicken: "Woo~"

It's all for you to do this by yourself, but you still want to drag others into the water?

Oops, I kind of want to see it, but it’s not me who died.

"Isn't this a group activity of your class? Find a scapegoat... Cough, shouldn't it be difficult to find a collaborator?"

"I think so too, but even if it's a screaming chicken, it's hard to learn in a short time."

Chicken: "Ah~"

Jasmine also looked at the chicken in her hand, and sighed: "It seems that I can only find other instruments to accompany it..."

"That's what happened, I solemnly request Liu Sheng-kun to be the piano accompaniment for my performance!"

On the second day, Jasmine, who was very active, also invited the only person in the class who had learned the piano - Hiroshi Yagyu at her front desk.Of course, she didn't explicitly say what she was going to perform, only that she needed an accompaniment.This is in the classroom, it would be bad if other students overheard it.

According to the words of Takashi Yamazaki, the person in charge of the program review, this kind of funny performance is just like the art of war:

"One bang, then decline, three exhaustion".

Although I don't know what he is talking about, it sounds like it makes sense.Jasmine was obedient and kept the content of the show secret until the day of the show.

But this kind of secrecy does not exist for the companions who need to perform on the same stage.

So during the first rehearsal that day, when Jasmine also carefully locked the doors and windows of the music classroom, Yagyu in front of the piano took out a... screaming chicken from the expectant eyes, and played with such a weird thing. After the first four bars of "Little Star Variations", Liu Sheng's eyes immediately died.

"Student Kuroki, I don't think I can do it..." He wanted to regain his composure by holding up his glasses, but at this moment the trembling fingers exposed his heart that he couldn't calm down at all!

"No no, Liu Sheng, you can do it, you have to believe in yourself!" Jasmine also persuaded sincerely.

But because he was excited, his subordinates used a little force, so the chicken gave a bgm very appropriate, "Ah~"

Liu Sheng suddenly frowned.

"No no no you don't understand." You?Jasmine was also dumbfounded.

"I really don't have the confidence to perform on the same stage with a musician like you." Next?

"Please ask someone else to be clever." After speaking, he wanted to run away.

Jasmine also grabbed him, and cried pitifully: "Yiusheng-jun, you have clearly promised me, you can't just give up on me! What should I do if you leave? Where can I find it?" Someone who can play the piano?"

In their class, indeed... only he can play the piano.But this is not important!

"Sanada, you can go to Sanada." For the sake of his own image, Yagyu sold Sanada without hesitation, "He can play the clarinet, and he can also accompany you."

"But Sanada-kun also has his own program to work on. Besides, I want piano accompaniment more than clarinet. Yagyu-kun, please help me~"

"No, I really can't, you let me go!" If he really came on stage, it would feel like a dark history of his life, and then he would really be laughed at by his damn partner for the rest of his life!No, you must not dig a hole for yourself to jump in!

"If you're worried that you won't be funny, that's okay, I've got a winning formula!"

As he spoke, he took out a... mustache glasses from his pocket.

"As long as Yagyu-kun wears this, it will be funny even if you don't do anything."

Willow... Willow is going to cry.

Let go of me I want to go home! ! ! !

"I really don't understand why you are so reluctant, just to help me with the accompaniment." That night, Jasmine also called Akashi to complain of course.

"When we played the Screaming Chicken Duo together, I didn't see Zheng Jun you had such a big reaction."

It's okay if she doesn't mention it, but when Akashi mentions it, he can't help but recall the dark history of the year, and can't help but cover his forehead on the other end of the phone.

It was the eve of his mother Shizhi's birthday. He was still very innocent back then and was not satisfied with those ordinary things, so he went to find a little friend whose brain circuit was much different from ordinary people, and asked her to help with ideas.As a result, Jasmine also fooled him, and the two practiced a simple duet piece together.There's nothing wrong with that in itself, the point is, the instruments being played—

It's screaming chicken.

When they finished playing in the living room, my mother laughed until she burst into tears.And his father... the way his father looked at him at that time, he will never forget it in his life.

Looking back on it now, I feel very lucky. Fortunately, there were no guests or outsiders at the time, otherwise——

The consequences are unimaginable.

Later, my father seemed to have talked with Jasmine. Although she still didn't know what they said until now, she still acted her own way. Presumably she didn't understand what her father wanted to express at all.

Being able to carry her father's aura and interact with her for so many years is due to her overly stretched nerves.

"It's obviously fun, isn't it?" Barabara said a lot among her, and Akashi didn't listen to all of them because of distraction, but it didn't hinder him from answering the conversation.

"Well, it's true that very few people can understand the fun of this kind of gameplay. But once you accept it, you will definitely have a good time. You don't have to worry about that." It's just that you have to pay something for it.But compared to the honor of playing duet with Jasmine, the loss is insignificant after all, and can be ignored.

He supports his violinist 100% on music related matters, as for the rest-

If he can do it, others have to do it.

"I knew that Zheng-kun must understand!" She encouraged herself, "I will try my best to let Yagyu-kun feel the freedom and fun of music!"

Hanging up the phone, the part of Akashi's unhappiness caused by the black history being brought up has subsided.

Well, I'm in a good mood.

Akashi was in a good mood, but for the next three days, Yagyu's life was worse than anyone else's.

Jasmine also always appeared wherever he might appear regardless of the occasion or time, looking at him with resentful eyes as if he had been cheated on by him, and made the whole Lihai University full of strange eight o'clock stalls. gossip.

Complaining to his teammates, he was first taught by Sanada that he didn’t know how to integrate into the class, and then he was ridiculed by Nioh for his idol burden. Even Kuwahara, the oldest and kindest person in the team, couldn’t understand his behavior of not fulfilling his promise.

You don't understand anything at all!That's no ordinary show, it's Screaming Chicken!It's that stupid screaming chicken!

But this sentence can't be said, even if he was unwilling to help on stage, he still kept the bottom line and didn't leak the secret.

In the end, the former minister Yukimura's words "It's not good to promise a girl but go back on it", and the current minister Kirihara (the only insider) said with ulterior motives "Yagyu-senpai will definitely set a good example for us" aroused the unanimous agreement of the entire tennis club. wave.

What's more, when he heard that my wife Yuno was going to have a one-on-one conversation with him, Yagyu finally... knelt down.

After going through all kinds of tragic baptisms, he still failed to escape Jasmine's clutches. For the sake of the simulation shop of the Kaihara Festival, he is about to sacrifice the image of a gentleman he has accumulated for more than two years.

So in the early morning of the first day of the Haiyuan Festival, he stood on the podium, changed his usual indifferent style, and appealed with extra enthusiasm:

"This time at the Umihara Festival, our Class A must win No.1 in the mock shop competition!"

"Oh!"

"Even Yagyu-kun can enjoy it like this, I, the chief designer, is so kind, so touched, hey~"

The paper fan hit Yamazaki's head with a snap.

The author has something to say: Happy New Year everyone!