[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

"Kids, don't look at such dirty things."

While Lin Jiaojiao was still watching this farce with relish, a pair of warm hands directly covered her eyes.

Lin Jiaojiao struggled and tried to take a few more glances at this "grand occasion": "Ahhh, Steve~captain~ let me take another look, just one more look!"

Steve resolutely rejected her: "No! The picture is too corrupt!"

After a while, Steve muttered to himself: Why is Hydra getting worse and worse this year?

The Red Skull who was still maintaining the pile-driving action: Pooh!I'm not me without you don't talk nonsense!

What's more, men can't say no!Do you have the guts to come over and compare us to see who is better? !

On the other side, those who rushed to the scene faster than Superman were actually the three parties of S.H.I.E.L.D., the Seventh Department, and the Metropolitan Police Department.

Looking at the miserable situation of Hydra agents, Barton covered his eyes: "Oh, my eyes hurt so much! This group of people is so ugly to me!"

Natasha's expression was calm, and she even answered Barton next to her with some meaning: "It's pretty ugly, and it's still young."

Stark proudly raised his chest: "That's right, it's not as big as Iron Man at all~"

Nick Fury, who understood in seconds, had a black face with a question mark: WTF? !Let you Fulian come here to help, not to chat!Not to mention drag racing, please respect our work, OK?

Stark waved his hand lazily: "Ah, ah, it's worth our help for such a small scene? Is your S.H.I.E.L.D.

After a while, Stark added another sentence: "It's such a rare scene, and it's worth remembering."

He tilted his head cutely: "Patton! Quick! Hurry up and take a picture and leave a video. If any hydra comes out in the future and wants to continue to make trouble, send this video to the other party and threaten him! If you don't agree, give him the whole network!" hair!"

Nick Fury holds his breath: Hey hey hey!You are enough!

Instead, he was distracted by Stark's statement: I feel that Stark's statement is... worth a try?Or, he also left one to see?

Hydra: ...Why are you less conscientious than us Hydra? !

Nick: Sorry, we at S.H.I.E.L.D. really don't have a conscience.Maybe the gang next door has it.

Stark: No, we fairy boys have no conscience either!

People from Seven Parts and S.H.I.E.L.D. were present almost front and rear.

Seeing the humiliating posture of the Decepticon ○|￣|_, even his old enemy Optimus Prime couldn't help being silent for a second, and silently wiped tears of sympathy for him for a second.

Optimus Prime wiped his tears sympathetically: Hey, what a tragedy!This is really too miserable!Human tragedy is not enough to describe!

"Hey~

开心 的 锣鼓 敲 出 的 喜庆

Beautiful dance brings joy every day

……

Hey

today is a good day

Anything you can think of can come true...

"

At this moment, Bumblebee, who came over to watch the fun, happily played a disk that it had collected some time ago, which is said to be a must-have playlist for the Chinese New Year in a big eastern country——

Contains a collection of family-friendly songs such as "Lucky Comes," "Today's a Good Day," and "Let's Get Together."

Hearing the familiar song, Lin Jiaojiao, whose eyes were covered and invisible, gave a thumbs up: "Who is this background music composed by a god? Full marks! It definitely fits the occasion!"

Steve touched her little head helplessly: "Don't talk about that, I'll take you back to Los Angeles first."

"No! I don't!" Lin Jiaojiao refused, and hugged Steve with a shameless face.

After all, she really wanted to know the follow-up of these scumbags.

Steve, who was suddenly embraced, blushed and didn't dare to move.

Because as soon as he moved, he could feel the softness on his arm... ahem.

At this moment, Steve suddenly realized that the little girl next to him seemed to be... an adult woman?

Lin Jiaojiao acted like a baby without noticing it: "Steve~ just let me stay and take a look~"

"Wait until they put on their pants~"

One sentence successfully made Steve's face black: So, you still want to see the group of Hydra without pants? !

At this moment, Steve suddenly remembered Peter's letter again, and confirmed once again that the education of children in Avengers is indeed a big problem.

Steve: I will tell Stark later that I must find a time to give these children a few ideological education lessons!

Peter, who was in class in Los Angeles, suddenly sneezed—"Ah Qiu—who's missing me?"

Gwen/Mary Jane handed him a napkin from left to right at the same time, and said in unison: "Peter, here, tissue~"

Realizing that the rival in love on the opposite side had robbed his words and actions again, the two beauties stared at each other with sparks of fire.

Peter, who was in the center of the Shura field, was calm on the surface, but he was banging against the big wall in his heart: No?again? !

When the people from Qibu and S.H.I.E.L.D. were about to order their men to take the two targets away, they encountered a difficulty at the same time—blocking from the Metropolitan Police Department that arrived almost at the same time as them.

"No, you can't take this group of people away! They are immoral in the metropolis and seriously disrupted the social order of the metropolis!"

The stunned young policeman from the metropolis said in a serious manner: "This group of people must go to the police station to accept the verdict and serve their sentences. You must also have the above certificate before you can take over."

Seven Departments & S.H.I.E.L.D.: ...Is there such an operation? !

Of course, in the end, Seventh Division and S.H.I.E.L.D. had to pull on their superiors before they finally took over their mission goals from this stunned young man.

"You are welcome to send them over and continue to receive punishment after you release them later." The chief of the Metropolitan Police Department looked cheerful when he sent them away.

Hydra: No need!We will definitely not be returning to this place of disgrace!

S.H.I.E.L.D. & Part Seven: It's better to keep silent at this time...

"Okay, you saw their end, can you go back with me now?"

Steve asked Lin Jiaojiao patiently in the corner.

Who knows, Lin Jiaojiao refused again: "No! I haven't finished shopping for clothes yet!"

Steve: ...? ? ?Are you still in the mood to buy clothes at this time?How big is this heart? ? ?

Lin Jiaojiao smacked her lips: "After all, I have to go to Gotham as a guest tomorrow morning!"

Steve was helpless: "But, you think this place has been destroyed like this, how can you still buy clothes?"

Lin Jiaojiao choked up: Shut up!What nonsense!I just want to continue shopping around, am I easy? Me!

"Captain?" Barton looked around casually, just in time to see the captain sharply.

He quickly poked Natasha beside him: "Nata Nata, look, the captain is actually in Metropolis! Wait, there's Linda?"

"Huh?" Natasha followed his gestures to look over, but happened to see that thrilling scene——

The tall Steve suddenly hugged the petite Lin Jiaojiao horizontally, and led her forward to run and jump.

"Boom—" But behind them, there were flames soaring into the sky.

Lin Jiaojiao was hugged by Steve's thick chest, even though the explosions were constantly roaring around her, she felt extra at ease.

She stared at Steve's chin, swallowed, and even forgot to use her ability because of her beauty: this man, why is his chin so damn good-looking!

Pretty, she thought of his bunny girl outfit again...

The next moment, she made a "slap", and slapped herself with a backhand.

I'm sorry, what kind of show operation is this kind of thick early stage gossip all over her mind suddenly? !

She continued to look down, and Gouxue Xiaoyan couldn't help but control her brain again: Ma Dan, this man is damn sexy even at his Adam's apple!

Lin Jiaojiao thought that the dog blood was over.

However, accidents keep appearing, and dog blood is always spilled one after another.

She suddenly had an epiphany amidst the weird rumbling serial explosions: she really fell in love with this grandpa who was so good at seeing the explosions!

Lin Jiaojiao put her arms around Steve's neck, lost in thought: Oh, what should she do now?

Go back and lick at the portrait of the female costume captain?What should I do?Well, this is a big problem.She nodded solemnly.

Steve running all the way: So that's why you don't use your ability to save yourself? !

When Lin Jiaojiao finally remembered the emoji of the horn corner, the familiar wild laughter sounded again.

Lin Jiaojiao, who was interrupted from her train of thought, was very upset—what idiot let this lunatic out again? !It also disrupted her hard-won sweet time with the captain!

The "idiot" Bruce who was in a meeting suddenly felt a pain in his knee: for some reason, he always felt that someone was scolding him!

Lin Jiaojiao reluctantly raised her head from the captain's arms, pointed her middle finger at the green-haired second idiot behind her, and then shouted loudly: "[Go back to the pigsty] [Lonely wolf, longing to fly]!"

After finally preparing a shining appearance ceremony, Joker just climbed up on top of the ruins and attracted everyone's attention. He was about to speak, but in front of everyone again, he transformed into a giant weighing more than 200 kilograms. The white pig then flew into the sky in violation of Newton's law and turned into the brightest star in the sky.

Joker pig: ... Huh huh? !

Facing the sudden silence in the audience, Lin Jiaojiao clapped her hands in satisfaction: "Look, isn't this solved? Just open and close your eyes and it will be fine."

All the agents in the audience took a step back in unison: ...emmmmm, just be happy, boss?

And the Hydra agent who was forced to watch this scene suddenly slid cold sweat on his forehead: Why is there such a devil in this world? ?

Steve, who understood other people's thoughts, put Lin Jiaojiao down and held his forehead: "Can you go back with me now?"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Barton who rushed over excitedly: "Captain! Linda! I didn't expect you to be in Metropolis!"

Steve: ...for the first time, he wanted to do something when he found that Barton was so nonchalant.

Natasha, who was good at observing words and expressions, smiled unceremoniously behind her.

Lin Jiaojiao saw Tony Stark slouching behind him, her eyes lit up, she leaned over and gave him a close kiss: "Mr. Stark, long time no see~"

Stark looked at her with a smile: "Little Linda, long time no see, do you miss Stark's father?"

"I have to think!"

At this time, Nick said all the way: "Stark! Come back with us, don't flirt with girls!"

Stark replied unceremoniously: "What kind of girl are you! I'm talking to my daughter!"

Nick: ...You dog man lied to me again!When did you have a daughter, why didn't I know? !

Stark: "Damn! Why? No way?"

The author has something to say: I was slapped in the face by my own leave again, I’m sorry, I’m used to it on the third day, and I can’t help typing... I really want to take a break... But I can’t control my hand, maybe I'm going to chop it up...Obviously I'm going to take an exam, hey...I'll definitely be able to break the update in January next year! [chest raised]