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"Bam—"

Nick Fury raised his legs and was about to come over. When he moved his ears, he heard a sound above his head, and he moved away neatly.

The next moment, where he was originally standing, lay a big white pig with a smear of forgiveness green on its head.

Nick patted his chest: ... the fat pig from the sky really scared the director of skr!

"I heard Joker is out, where is he?"

At this time, a deep voice came from the roof next to Nick.

Nick raised his head and squinted his eyes: "Batman?"

Bruce nodded, but his eyes were unconsciously attracted by the big white pig with a green top at Fury's feet.

For some reason, he always felt that this big white pig looked like that lunatic Joker.

Then, Batman shook his head, he must be too anxious, unexpectedly whimsical.

"Here, this is it." Unexpectedly, Nick kicked the big white pig that was moaning and paralyzed at his feet.

Batman blinked, unable to react for a second.

Bruce: This pig is Joker?I always feel like you old man must be lying to me Batman!

Lin Jiaojiao walked over with Steve at this moment, and greeted the old acquaintance with a smile: "Batman~good afternoon~"

Bruce looked deep: No, I'm not good.

Suddenly, his heart skipped a beat, could this pig really be Joker?After all, there is this little witch here...

Sure enough, the next second Lin Jiaojiao smiled and said, "Are you looking for Joker? Here, just this pig."

Bruce: ...Wait, really? !

It is rare for Bruce to have [-] seconds of admiration for the persistent Joker who provokes Lin Jiaojiao.

——It’s really not easy to have such a different kind of death spirit!

After several people left, Lin Jiaojiao patted the ashes on her body: "Let's go back~"

Steve was a little surprised: "Aren't you going to buy clothes?"

"Don't buy it! Waste of time!" She was anxious to go back to manually produce food to satisfy herself!

Steve: ...? ? ?

O woman!Your name is Merciful!

When Steve sent her to the door of the dormitory, Lin Jiaojiao asked in a strange way: "Would you like to come in and have a cup of tea before going back?"

I thought that Steve would know the rejection, but who knew that the other party would not take an unusual path.

"Ok."

OK? !

Lin Jiaojiao blinked, and watched Steve enter her room in a daze.

Lin Jiaojiao: I seriously suspect that this is a fake captain!

But the other party had already come in, so she could only rush to the small kitchen to prepare tea for others.

Just pouring water, she suddenly remembered that her drawings of invisible people were spread out on her desk!

Lin Jiaojiao: ...Wait? !

Lin Jiaojiao, who didn't care about continuing to pour tea, rushed back to the dormitory in a few strides, and met Steve's strange gaze, and the other party was holding her sketches of invisible people in his hand.

The atmosphere instantly became awkward.

Lin Jiaojiao was sweating coldly from her forehead: Oh shit, I was caught by cooking, how did I break it? !

Steve came in just to see what this kid had been up to lately so he could prescribe the right medicine.

When I saw the painting on her desk, I couldn't help but walk over...

Immediately afterwards, Steve said that he was greatly frightened - because every character in the drawing is him, but they are all kinds of sexy women's clothing versions...

Steve: It's booming and in a trance, and the three views seem to be subverted...

Before Lin Jiaojiao could grab the conversation, Steve frowned as if he was in a knot: "Where do these paintings of yours come from? Why do you look at this kind of paintings?!"

"If you are young and don't study hard, what do you think about every day... um!"

Before he finished his questioning, he felt something soft on his lips.

Lin Jiaojiao's brain became hot, she stepped forward and hugged the unsuspecting Steve's neck, and put her lips on his lips indiscriminately.

It's just that she didn't have any skills at all, and she also caused her lips to hit his teeth. The pain caused her to burst into tears.

If it wasn't for that little face, Lin Jiaojiao would have almost quit.

But she finally took a few bites out of Steve in a vent, until she tasted a little blood in her mouth, and then she backed away in satisfaction.

Lin Jiaojiao crossed her arms and leaned against the wall in self-abandonment, her smile gradually became wicked: Heh, man, you forced me!Let's see what you do now!

However, she now seems to be as stable as an old dog on the surface, but she is actually panicking.

Steve, who was released, froze in place, his whole body was red as if he was ripe, and his eyes were full of disbelief.

Just when Lin Jiaojiao thought that Steve would hesitate to say something, she saw the man suddenly turn around and run out the door without saying a word...

Lin Jiaojiao: ...Hello, hello?You just ran away? !

Didn't expect you to be such a stubborn captain? !Disrespect, disrespect! 【Fist】

Lin Jiaojiao, who saw through the nature of Steve's paper tiger, touched her lips, and suddenly smiled foolishly——

Emma, ​​I thought it was a tough bone, but I didn't expect it to be a piece of sour, sweet, crisp and tender sauced ribs? !

Lin Jiaojiao suddenly had a new plan in her heart - how about she turned around and worked hard to bring this paper tiger captain back home?It saves me from licking the drawing every day, which is a bit of waste paper.

Steve: ...What the devil reason are you doing? ? ?

Lin Jiaojiao, who is extremely active, does what she thinks.

So, Steve, who was at a loss for this kind of scene, had no choice but to escape when he got downstairs when he received a text message from Lin Jiaojiao.

[Mr. Steve Rogers, today, I will arrest you for murder! by Linda who covets you】

Seeing the content of the text message, Steve staggered and bumped into a passerby.

"Ouch..."

The one who was knocked down was a beautiful woman, who was sitting on the ground clutching her chest.

Steve frowned and held out his hand: "I'm sorry, lady..."

The other party took advantage of the situation and put his hand into his palm, using his strength to stand up again.

After standing up, the other party wanted to lean on Steve's shoulder weakly and bonelessly, but Lin Jiaojiao's figure suddenly flashed in Steve's mind, and he subconsciously pushed her away.

"Ah, are you okay?" Seeing the woman hit the wall, Steve asked with concern, but he didn't continue to reach out to pull her.

The woman lowered her head and shook her head weakly.

Steve: "Since it's fine, I'll go first, remember to walk well."

He turned to leave, but he didn't see the beautiful woman behind her raised her head abruptly, her eyes were full of disbelief.

Which century is this super straight man? !Does anyone else like this kind of straight guy? !Simply incredible!

However, what she had to do had already been done.

The woman dodged, hid in the shadows, and turned on the communicator: "Ivy, I put something on the man that the woman likes."

Poison Ivy on the other side of the microphone smiled slightly: "That female devil still has a man she likes? That's even better."

"By the way, I will trouble you this time, Selena."

Catwoman Selena rolled her eyes: "It's no trouble, just give me that thing."

And on the upstairs diagonally opposite Catwoman didn't notice, everything she said and did was noticed by Steve in the room.

Ivy?

Steve looked down at the green seed stuffed by the weird woman in his palm, and frowned.

After Lin Jiaojiao sent the text message, she regretted and wanted to hit the wall.

What the hell is she sending... earthy love talk? !Strongly request to withdraw!

It's just that the hair was sent out, Lin Jiaojiao could only see it out of sight, threw the phone away, and fell asleep.

That night, Lin Jiaojiao dreamed of the captain again, but this time, Steve was taking a bath with his back to her? !

Lin Jiaojiao covered her nose: Damn man, even his back is so damn sweet!

Just as she was about to make a move, she realized that the other party stood up from the hot spring and turned around slowly.

Lin Jiaojiao looked forward expectantly: Hurry up!Turn around a little bit more!She wants to see the beautiful scenery ahead! 【Chi Liu Chi Liu】

However, when Steve turned around, Lin Jiaojiao was almost pissed off.

In her dream, there was another tm automatic mosaic? !This time, all the mosaics below the face?

Lin Jiaojiao's heart was ashamed: She couldn't lick a real person in reality, and she was deprived of the qualification to lick even in her dream?Do you want to be so wicked?

This day is over!

Hey... Hey... Hey, forget it, she really can't make it out.

At the same time, Steve was also confused by the dream.

He was still wearing the revealing bikini with three points and one line, and there was a woman lying under him. He tried to open his eyes and get closer, trying to see the woman's face clearly.

This time, he finally got his wish and saw clearly——

It was Lin Jiaojiao? !

He was so startled that a carp jumped up from the bed, tossed and turned but could not fall back to sleep.

So during the morning run, Barton looked at Steve's rare dark circles and showed a tacit ambiguous smile: "Captain, I didn't expect that you played so intensely last night?"

Steve: "What are you talking about?"

Button, who confirmed that the captain didn't understand, couldn't believe it: "You didn't pick up girls last night, so why do you have so dark circles under your eyes?!"

Barton's brain was wide open in an instant: "Could it be that you went to pick up men?"

Steve: I'm not me without you stop talking nonsense!

In the end, Barton was dragged by the captain to the gym because of Barton talking nonsense. He practiced hard all morning until he was exhausted and couldn't even move a little finger.

"Hiss—" Barton, who was paralyzed on the ground, accidentally pulled the corner of his mouth: "Captain, why are you so ruthless?! I am so cute and handsome, if I am disfigured, how can I still pick up girls?"

"Captain, don't you think so?" Barton felt something was wrong, and shouted a few more times: "Captain? Captain?"

He struggled to get up and looked back: "Damn it, what about people??? They just slipped away?! It's so uninteresting..."

"Ding~"

Stark, who was still improving Mark's suit, didn't look up, and shouted directly into the empty room: "The voice reads the message."

【Mr. Stark, how did you catch up with so many girls?Recently, I have a boy I like and want to pursue, but I don't know how to start. ——The cutest Linda]

The AI ​​butler read out the news, and the electric welding in Stark's hand made a rattling sound, and a part was accidentally broken by him.

Steve, who had just arrived at the door of the laboratory and accidentally heard the voice message, lost his footing and hit the wall directly.

Natasha who was passing by showed an interesting smile on her face: "Wow, our little cutie is actually in love~"

The author has something to say: Stark: No!My goddaughter is still a delicate flower bone, how could she be slapped by a pig? !

Lin Jiaojiao: Ah, I did it on my own initiative!

Stark: No!You must have been tricked!

Norman Osborn: Seconded!

----split line----

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