[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

What kind of Eighteen Forbidden scene is this? !

Clark Kent couldn't help but gasp when he saw a group of chattering fruit men in Luthor's office.

Clark: Shelduck, I almost thought I was in the San Fernando Valley!

If he hadn't seen the familiar iconic shiny bald head in the middle, Clark Kent would have been ready to call to report that someone had gathered a crowd to make a mess.

"You um~ get out of here~"

Seeing the figure of Clark at the door, Lai Tuo, who was doing the elephant dance, wanted to make the other party disappear immediately, and it would be better to explode on the spot.

It's just that as soon as he uttered the words, the words that were originally very imposing were broken by the ambiguous words.

Even his originally murderous eyes instantly turned into "slanting eyes" in the eyes of outsiders.

Clark Kent, who was just a nerd, didn't understand the style. He didn't complete the interview task, and he stood at the door, at a loss.

Just when he was in a dilemma, Secretary Luther from outside rushed in following Clark: "BOSS..."

However, as soon as he saw the scene in the BOSS office, the little secretary automatically silenced his voice, his pretty face flushed and his legs went weak.

The little secretary blushed while feeling ashamed: ... Oh, it's over!

Feeling that seeing this scene, she will be silenced by the BOSS!

But even though she knew she would be gg, she still couldn't control her desire to continue watching!

You know, this is the [-]th group party of the big boss!Thieves are rare!

But at this moment, bitter tears flowed down Luthor's face: I don't need any hot chicken reporter right now!I don't need any hot chicken secretary!Give me guna, both of you!

It's a pity that these two people are like two door gods, guarding Luther's door, but they just don't know how to move their legs.

And Luther himself couldn't open his mouth - because when he opened his mouth now, he would blurt out the words of a coquettish bitch.

Luthor, who has nowhere to vent his anger: You two wait for me!I will kill you two idiots later!

The little secretary who was being targeted by the boss and Clark looked at each other at the same time——

Little Secretary: Hey, hey, I seem to feel a wave of malice from the universe!

Clark: Ah!I also……

"Idiot! It's exposed again!"

Red Skull kicked the unreliable subordinate fiercely, and cursed: "Sure enough, those who come out of Hydra are unreliable!"

This time, the subordinate couldn't bear it anymore: "But didn't you also come from Hydra?!"

Red Skull's eyes widened, and he kicked him again: "Fuck, you dare to refute?! Can this be the same, you idiot!"

The subordinate who was kicked hard again was aggrieved: Why is this different? !Could it be that it came from S.H.I.E.L.D., which specializes in training idiots? !

"Forget it, if this point is exposed, it will be useless, and the others should evacuate quickly." After calming down, Red Skull began to order his subordinates again: "The location will be in Los Angeles."

He twitched the corner of his mouth maliciously: "I heard that our female ghost lady is studying in Los Angeles..."

Yes, after being startled by the female ghost played by Lin Jiaojiao last time, it took the Red Skull quite a while to react.

After reacting, he investigated and found out decisively that this was a real person, but with a little ability.

His subordinates gave him advice: "Her ability is very special, maybe, we can also pull her into our Hydra?"

Hate it, hate it, but if the opponent's ability is really outstanding, Red Skull doesn't mind absorbing the opponent into his team.

Anyway, if you can't be soft, you can be tough. Even the original US team and his friends are under his own hands. What else can't be done?

"As long as it doesn't die, bring it back. If she doesn't want to, just give her slices for experimentation. Hydra doesn't leave waste."

At this moment, on the face of the Red Skull, there was a confident smile: There is nothing that the great Red Skull can't do!

But, will the result really be as easy as he thought?

Just as Clark was about to leave stiffly, he caught a glimpse of a familiar figure in the office.

"That... Miss?"

When he went to interview Stark with Louise last time, he saw this little girl, but he didn't expect to see him here again.

The main reason is that the other party is the only one who is neatly dressed in a room of fruit boys, so he looks particularly eye-catching.

Lin Jiaojiao was happily spinning around in Luther's swivel chair, but she didn't expect to run into an acquaintance.

Or an old acquaintance whom she once disguised as a woman.

"Su...is that you?" Lin Jiaojiao was a little surprised.

However, before Clark could reply, Lex Luthor had already escaped from the control of Lin Jiaojiao's emoticons by relying on his strong mental strength, slowly got up from the ground, and walked towards Lin Jiaojiao's back.

"Be careful behind—"

Clark was about to make a move, but Lin Jiaojiao, who saw his thoughts, directly stopped him.

next moment--

"[A new storm has appeared, how can it stand still]!"

Clark was stunned: ...so you stopped me from making a move, so what's the point of shouting twice?Can it prevent enemy damage?

"crash"

At this moment, a powerful mini-tornado shattered the glass on the outer wall of the Rex Building, rushed into the office roaring, and rolled up the naked Luthor and his fruit male security team, and carried out the operation indoors. Dry cleaning operation.

Clark, who saw this scene, put on a stiff face: Oh, it can indeed stop it, and even counter-kill it.

"Look, isn't this the solution?"

The smile on Lin Jiaojiao's face was obviously normal, but it made Superman shiver abruptly.

Clark trembled: ...Suddenly wanted to shed tears of sympathy for the people who offended her.

Is it not good to live?Why do you want to provoke such a god of death?

At this moment, Lai Bald, who was still forced to experience the operating principle of the front-loading washing machine, had no tears on his face.

Luther: Nonsense!As soon as the tears came out, they were blown away by the tornado, and there was a tear from a ball of yarn!

After being dumped for a long time, Luther was put down by Lin Jiaojiao.

As soon as he landed, Luthor couldn't help but let out a masculine voice: "Boom!"

Lin Jiaojiao ignored his miserable appearance, crossing Erlang's legs to enjoy herself.

Of course, she didn't forget to remind the other party: "Next time you mess with me again, believe it or not, I'll chop off the toothpick between your legs with one knife?"

Hearing this threat, Clark shrank his legs subconsciously.

But Luther couldn't help being furious, jumped up and spread his legs, trying to defend himself: "You are the toothpick! I am obviously an elephant!"

Luther: It's about a man's dignity, and it must be resolutely upheld!

But as soon as he finished speaking, he was hit on the head by a huge shield with a "bang".

"Language! Manners! [Pay attention to wording and etiquette!]"

"Captain!" Seeing Steve arriving, Lin Jiaojiao happily rushed over, not forgetting to continue throwing pots around: "Captain, you came so fast! Hey, hey, I'm almost scared by the pervert here." died!"

Before she was brought over by Luther's men, she suddenly had an idea and sent a distress message to the captain. Who knew that the captain came so timely.

Luther on the ground almost fell into a runaway mode: Come on, little girl, if you have the guts to stick your head over here, I'll give you a red buff.

To be clear, who is the pervert?ah? !If it's not your ability, will we become like this? !Whose fault is it all? !

Where is your conscience? !

If Lin Jiaojiao could hear Luther's inner voice, she would probably just hold her face and tell him cutely: "I'm sorry, we fairies have no conscience~"

It's a pity that Luo Dadun's strength is too great, and Luther, who is just an ordinary person with physical fitness, is unable to get up, so he can only lie on the ground and make a stubborn voice silently: "I'm—"

Steve and Lin Jiaojiao yelled at him in unison: "Shut up!"

Luther, who was lying naked on the cold floor tiles, was shivering from the cold: I am so pitiful, you want to kill me? !

Conscience is greatly necrotic!

However, as soon as Lin Jiaojiao finished yelling, she was reprimanded by the captain again: "Language!"

Lin Jiaojiao instantly turned into a small quail.

Forget it, everything you say about your big breasts is right.

"Huh??!" Steve was startled: "What did you just say?!"

Only then did Lin Jiaojiao realize that she had accidentally said what was in her heart, so she quickly covered her mouth, blinked, and pretended to be stupid.

However, Steve picked up Lin Jiaojiao's back collar with a headache, and slightly nodded to Clark, who was wearing a wallflower, as a farewell.

Then, under Clark's gaze, he led Lin Jiaojiao and jumped out of the window.

"Captain, have you forgotten the fact that you can't fly—"

Lin Jiaojiao reminded the captain heartbreakingly.

She hugged Steve tightly, not daring to lower her head at all, she was afraid that if she lowered her head, she would see dozens of floors, that feeling would make her heart jump out of her mouth dei!

"A little punishment for you." The vertically falling Steve's voice was as steady as ever: "Next time, remember not to keep talking nonsense."

Lin Jiaojiao: ...Captain, if you didn't have a beautiful face and big breasts, I, Lin Jiaojiao, would definitely blow your head off right away!

Fortunately, before Lin Jiaojiao thought she was going to die with the captain, Steve finally inserted his shield ♂ into the outer wall of the building, and then smoothly slid all the way down to the ground.

Lin Jiaojiao, who was hugging Steve, couldn't help sighing, "Wow, that's so cool!"

At this moment, in Luthor's office, Clark saw that Lin Jiaojiao and Steve had both left, and looking back at the chaos in the room, he realized belatedly, should he also leave? ?

As for the Chiguoguo who was lying on the ground, Clark pretended not to see it, and strode out directly.

Luther: ...? ? ? ! ! !Clark, you little reporter, congratulations, you have successfully ranked at the top of my total blacklist with Superman!

Lex Luthor lay on the ground like this for a long time before he was picked up by his fruit male security team, dressed and sent to the hospital.

Luther, who was finally rescued by the doctors, curled up under the blanket on the hospital bed, shivering.

This inhuman kidnapping experience finally succeeded in making him—the great Lex Luthor, understand a truth——

He, Luthor, next time is going to confront Superman head-on, and don't confront this female devil who has the backing of the Avengers again!Hey woo woo woo!It's too scary!Why is there such a terrible existence in this world? !

Superman: Pause, someone here is shot!

I, Superman, reiterate here, if you two want to be just right, what does it matter to me, Superman? !

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The author has something to say: Lai Tu: I, the great Lai Tu, have so many enemies in my life, it is an honor for you two to be the top of the list!

Clark/Superman: ...sorry, it's me...

Lai bald: ...I have spent half my life on a little reporter?The world is not worth it! ! !

Chapter 83 Only a sissy can be a man with a weak body, and if a man turns into a man, he should be a Transformer!

"Blacklist that damn reporter today!"

Lex Luthor, who was lying on the hospital bed with a pale face, said this heartbreakingly on the phone to his assistant.

"And that secretary! I must be fired! Fired! Fired! Did you hear that?!"

"What? Why else?" Luther gritted his teeth, "I, Luther, don't need a reason to fire someone!"

Therefore, the moment Perry White, the editor-in-chief of the Planet Daily, received the news from the Lex Group, he directly called Clark into his office.

"I asked you to do interviews! I didn't ask you to offend anyone!" Perry angrily slapped the newspaper on the table, and Clark could only remain silent in the face of the angry editor-in-chief.

Perry wandered around the office for a while before calming down a little and rubbing his temple helplessly: "How did you offend Lex Luthor? Can you make it up?"

Thinking back to that scene, Clark choked up a bit: "...It's basically impossible..."

"Tell me what you're doing!" Perry became even more angry, his chest heaving violently.

After a while, he calmed down: "Forget it, this issue's interview will be replaced by Louise, you'd better go and interview Gotham's Bruce Wayne!"

Clark pushed the frame on the bridge of his nose aggrieved: Why am I going to interview that big black bat again?

"Don't want to go?" Perry saw through the refusal on his face, put his hands on his chest, and squinted at him: "Then don't go anymore, how about it?"

When he heard that he was going to be fired, Clark immediately turned serious, and his chest slapped: "What are you talking about! Isn't it just to go to Gotham to interview the richest man in Gotham! It's on me! You just want Batman to get an interview I can get it for you!"

Clark: For money, what is this little dignity?

Perry suddenly slapped the table: "Okay! What I want is your words! Then you interviewed together!"

The smile on Clark's face gradually disappeared: ...Wait?I was just talking?Editor-in-chief, you don't have to be so serious? ? !

After confirming that Perry, the editor-in-chief, was not joking, Clark wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead: This... Who the hell is this? !

But in the end, Clark bowed to the damn capitalism.

Clark: I'm sorry, dignity is nothing for money...

At the same time, Bruce became more and more aggrieved in his private training room.

Bruce: Ah!Why can't I stand up to Alfred when I'm a Batman? !

No, he can't bear this grievance!

But what should be done?

At this time, Alfred appeared outside the training room and knocked lightly on the door: "Master, do you want some cookies?"

Seeing that it was the butler, Batman turned around quite "hardly" to show his rejection.

Alfred didn't care, and put the cookies on the table with a smile on his face.

"Master, the cookies are here, I'm going out first."

When the sound of Alfred's footsteps got farther and farther away, Batman turned around secretly, and quietly approached the cookies on the table exuding a tempting fragrance.

When it was only ten centimeters away from the table, Bruce reached out his hand like lightning, about to get fresh cookies.

"master!"

Alfred's voice also appeared at the door just right, so frightened that Bruce quickly withdrew his hand, pretending to straighten his clothes.

He frowned and said dissatisfiedly, "What's the matter, Alfred, why are you here again? I want to train!"

The old housekeeper, who sees through but doesn't understand, just looked at him with a smile: "Master, you trained you, and I'll come over and bring you drinks, food and snacks, don't bother me at all."

Bruce stared: "...you know I didn't mean Alfred!""

But Alfred suddenly opened the window, leaned against the window and sighed, while taking out a handkerchief from nowhere, wiped the corners of his eyes, and suddenly sang: "The cold leaves are flowing, sprinkled on my face. My son Rebellion breaks my heart. What you say is like an ice pick piercing into my heart. Ah Fu is really hurt~"

It was a poisonous tune that almost made Bruce sing along.

Before Bruce could react, Alfred continued to hold his chest: "Hey, I'm getting old, these days, as a housekeeper, I can't even guess the mind of the middle-aged and rebellious master! How sad!"

Bruce, who was in the "middle-aged rebellious period", choked instantly: ...Damn middle-aged and old? !I am obviously a young adult! ! !

Also, who rebelled? !

After Alfred went out with such a "miserable" appearance, Bruce never reacted.

After he realized it, he was about to continue training when his peripheral vision suddenly fell on the plate of tempting cookies.

With a thought, Bruce turned on the surveillance surreptitiously.

After confirming that Alfred was not coming back, Bruce finally swept away the cookies on the table with lightning speed, and then burped happily.

Bruce: It smells delicious~

"Bruce~" At this moment, Jason Todd suddenly poked his head out from the training room, but happened to see Bruce hiccupping and the empty plate on the table.

Jason, who understood in seconds, suddenly became angry: "Wow, Bruce, you actually ate Alfred's cookies alone! I'm going to tell Alfred!"

As he talked, he ran upstairs with a "dong dong dong".

Bruce, who was interrupted by hiccups and couldn't get up and down, suffocated: ...Smelly boy, get the hell out of here!Don't go to Alfred!

However, Jason had already slipped away a long time ago.

With a sullen face, Bruce silently doubled Jason's training volume several times.

As for Alfred...

The arrogant Bruce suddenly had an idea and came up with a "brilliant" idea.

"Huh? You suddenly invited me to your house so kindly, I'm not used to it!" Lin Jiaojiao was surprised when she received a call from the Gotham Dark Knight.

"Hmm? Good! No problem! I'll be here tomorrow!"

After hanging up the phone, Lin Jiaojiao excitedly tugged at the sleeves of the person next to her.

"Captain~ Bruce Wayne called me to visit his manor tomorrow, do you want to go together?"

Upon hearing Bruce's name, Steve frowned indiscernibly: "What did he call you to do?"

"The details are confidential~" Lin Jiaojiao giggled, and walked into a clothing store in the metropolis like a butterfly: "Captain, let's go and buy clothes. I'll wear them tomorrow and see Mr. Wayne~"

Steve looked embarrassed: "Then what, you go in and buy it yourself, and I will wait for you outside. And outside, don't call me the captain, just call me by my name."

"Okay~ let's go in together, Steve~"

Steve, who couldn't escape Lin Jiaojiao's entanglement, was finally dragged into the clothing store by her.

Two hours later, even the physically inhuman Captain America felt a tinge of fear.

Steve: Is it scary for women to go shopping? !Why is it not over yet? !scared scared...

At this moment, Steve moved his ears and subconsciously threw himself forward to Lin Jiaojiao who was still picking out clothes.

Lin Jiaojiao was about to ask what happened, and then, the glass of the clothing store suddenly shattered all over the floor, and a huge Autobot bumped into it, causing frantic exclamations.

Followed by several Chevrolet Suburbans, a group of people in the car leaned out with submachine guns, aiming at the robot in front of them and shooting.

Lin Jiaojiao looked up, but unexpectedly discovered that this robot was none other than Cybertron's Autobot Megatron.

But what surprised her was why the Decepticon Autobots appeared in the metropolis, shouldn't they be in New York? !

Megatron got up from the half-collapsed building, aimed at the Chevrolet in front of him, and overturned a car with a single shot, causing a burst of flames.

After the group of people in the car was attacked, they also quickly escaped from the car with weapons.

Here, Steve carefully placed Lin Jiaojiao in a safe corner, and glanced over, but when he saw a familiar figure coming down from the car, his eyes sank.

He pursed his lips, patted Lin Jiaojiao's shoulder lightly, and said "Linda, you stay here first, I'll go out to settle personal grievances first." He rushed out.

Lin Jiaojiao: ...You just have the heart to leave me alone? !You should take me with you!

Suddenly, when Lin Jiaojiao wasn't paying attention, a bullet "biu" flew past her cheek, and Megatron almost stepped on her with one foot.

Lin Jiaojiao was stunned for a moment, until she felt a burning pain on her face, and then she realized what happened just now.

Suddenly, a monstrous anger surged into her heart.

Lin Jiaojiao rolled up her sleeves: With all due respect, everyone here is a hot chicken!

If you don't educate you well, you may not even know who is the father here!

In a fit of rage, she aimed at the group of gunmen and Megatron, showing a clean and well-behaved smile, but the words that came out of her mouth were completely inconsistent with it——

"[Only sissy can be a man with a weak body, and a man should be a Transformer!]"

The next moment, all the agents holding guns felt their bodies froze, and dropped the guns in their hands with a "bang bang bang", and then rushed straight to Megatron present, hugging his leg and starting indescribable movements .

The indescribable Megatron who was hugged by a group of weak carbon-based creatures: shocked? ? ? ! ! !

He was just about to lift his legs and throw off the group of hateful carbon-based creatures on his legs, but found that he was lying on the ground uncontrollably, with his hips raised high.

Megatron: WTF? !

What was even more frightening was that the group of agents climbed onto Megatron's body with a few clicks, and continued to take off their pants, which is indescribable.

Lin Jiaojiao, who was on the sidelines, immediately opened her mouth wide: ... Oh, I'm going, it's in this posture? !

I'm sorry, she really didn't think of this!

Superman, who flew back from Gotham in a hurry to save the citizens of the metropolis, saw this explosive scene of 21 bans at first glance, his legs suddenly weakened, he fell from mid-air, and directly knelt on the ground.

Clark rubbed his sore knee: ... so there is a more terrifying scene than Lex Luthor's office? !

social society!

In the corner, Steve chased the familiar figure out, and was about to catch up to say something, but saw that the other party suddenly dropped the gun in his hand, and rushed towards the direction he came from.

Steve was a little confused: ... what happened?

Then, he watched his old enemy, took off his pants, climbed up the Autobot happily all the way, and started the indescribable movements...

Steve: ...Fuck, what have you Hydras been going through all these years?Didn't even let the Autobots go? !Beast!

The author has something to say: Steve: ... beast!Not even the Autobots are spared!

Red Skull: I'm not me without you don't talk nonsense!

Steve: Pooh!Suddenly I am glad that I was not caught by you back then, otherwise I...

Red Skull: ...? ? ? ? ? ?Brother, what do you think? ? ?