[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

"what?!"

Lin Jiaojiao, who had washed off her makeup, listened to Grayson's words, she looked like she had seen a ghost, and she crossed her hands in front of her chest: "I have nothing to do with your father, okay?! Let alone I will become your adoptive mother!"

Grayson scratched his head: "But Alfred said so..."

"Damn it! Could it be that your father has a crush on me?" Lin Jiaojiao trembled at the thought of this possibility, and accidentally added too much cube sugar to the coffee.

She stirred the coffee absent-mindedly, and said to herself: "...But this is absolutely impossible... Unless your father is shaking M?! Do you want to wear pink lo sissies again?"

Grayson across from her twitched her ears and almost spit out the coffee in her mouth.

Grayson: Heck, I always feel like I heard some terrible news? !

"So you are planning to have sex with us?" Lin Jiaojiao's IQ suddenly went up.

"...cough, since you don't mean it, forget it." Grayson moved his body uneasily.

Lin Jiaojiao held her face, and when she saw a figure behind him approaching, she asked him with interest: "Then does your father know about this?"

Dick Grayson's eyes faltered for a moment: "I definitely don't know, I came behind his back."

"What are you doing behind my back?"

Hearing the familiar low voice from behind, Dick Grayson froze in place for an instant.

"Look, say Cao Cao and Cao Cao will be here." Lin Jiaojiao looked at Dick with a smile.

Dick wants to cry but has no tears: WTF!To be tricked by this female devil again? !

"Good morning, Mr. Wayne~"

Seeing Lin Jiaojiao, Bruce's eyes flashed: "Good morning, Miss Lin."

Immediately afterwards, he put his hand on the shoulder of Grayson who was stiff and unable to move, and patted lightly: "My adopted son is a bit irritable, so if he offends Miss Lin in any way..."

Lin Jiaojiao raised her eyebrows, and smiled badly at Bruce: "I don't want to offend, but he just wants me to be his adoptive mother."

Bruce: ...what are you talking about? !You fucking say it again? !

Dick who was caught off guard and sold: ...FXXK!Why do you want to say it, you devil? !

Bruce took a deep breath, squeezed Dick's back collar tightly, and gritted his teeth elegantly and politely: "In that case, I'll take this kid home first, Miss Lin, just do it yourself, and just charge the bill in my name."

"Bye bye~Bruce~" Lin Jiaojiao smiled like a flower, but in the eyes of Bruce and his son, she looked like a devil.

"Why can't you think about finding this female devil?!" Sitting in the car, Bruce asked his adopted son with some headaches: "You still want to have sex with her and me, are you out of your mind?"

Dick thought to himself that his mind was indeed in the water, but he still tried to defend himself on the surface: "Alfred said Bruce, you had an affair with her..."

"Squeak—"

The friction between the tires of the car and the ground made a loud noise.

Bruce opened the car door and kicked Dick down with a jio: "Okay, get out!"

Then he drove off in the car.

Dick, who was facing the scene of a large-scale car rollover involving father and son, was in a mess in the wind: How could he be thrown down like this? !Is it true that there is no love between father and son? !

At this time, Bruce directly connected to the housekeeper's number, and his voice squeezed through his teeth: "Alfred, what nonsense did you talk to Dick?!"

"Oh master, what did Master Dick do?" Alfred cheerfully baked cookies while holding the phone between his hands, without taking his master's anger into consideration at all.

Bruce pressed down the blue veins on his forehead and took a few deep breaths: "He went directly to the female devil and told her that she would become his adoptive mother..."

Alfred's tone remained the same, and he even felt a little regretful: "Oh~ Master Dick is really overwhelmed."

Bruce: ...? ? ?

At this moment, Bruce wanted to shake his old butler's neck and tell him loudly——Alfred, wake up!Please don't keep cheating on your master and me, okay? !Mis-matching cp will cause problems! ! !

However, Mr. Butler continued in an orderly manner: "Master, with all due respect, you are already middle-aged and elderly, and if you don't get married, you still have girls every day, and your physical function declines. How can you satisfy your future wife by then? "

Bruce's heart choked: ... Are you a devil, Alfred? !

I am clearly in my prime!Don't you have body data? !

The butler on the opposite side was still talking endlessly: "...and even if you are called a humanoid self-propelled cannon by fans, sir, that's not a perpetual motion machine..."

In the end, Bruce, who was completely defeated in eloquence, hung up the old butler weakly, staring at the phone screen for a while.

The housekeeper looked at the blacked-out screen, with a sweet smile on his face: Heh, do you still want to have a verbal fight with the high-spirited housekeeper?Master, you are too young!

At the same time, Bruce's phone screen lit up again.

Bruce opened the new message casually.

"Tonight, Wayne Hotel, 3011.—Your dear Lucy~"

The moment he saw the text message, the words of the old housekeeper sounded unconsciously in Bruce's mind again——

"The humanoid self-propelled gun is not a perpetual motion machine..."

With a shaking hand, he directly rejected the text message.

I was washing white in the hotel room, excitedly waiting for a certain supermodel of Bruce Wayne, when I saw the prompt on the phone [the other party has rejected your text message], I sat up in disbelief, and sent it again.

However, this time, she didn't even send a text message, and was even prompted that she had been blocked.

Lucy was confused: ... What's going on, brother? ? ?

Bruce woke up, seeing the stupid thing he did, and couldn't help feeling tight in his chest.

But he was so proud that he couldn't face himself, so he went back to look for the model, so he stepped on the gas pedal and rushed back to the training base angrily.

"Captain? What do you want from me?" Seeing that it was Captain America's call, Peter left the two beauties beside him with excitement and rushed into the locker room.

It wasn't until Steve made the phone call that he realized his recklessness.

Peter didn't know that he was the author of that comic, so what's the difference between him now and self-reported family? !

However, Peter answered the phone too quickly, without giving him a chance to repent.

At this time, Steve had no choice but to bite the bullet and said on the wall: "Well, Peter, star chasing should be moderate, not too fanatical..."

Peter didn't understand what the captain wanted to express, so he could only reply one word in a daze: "Huh?"

Steve also responded with an "ah" in a daze.

Immediately afterwards, the two suddenly fell into a nameless silence, even the chatty little spider was rarely able to say anything.

After a while, Steve over there struggled to forcefully change the subject: "Well, how is Linda at school?"

Peter's eyes lit up: hey hey hey, I can answer this question!

Seeing that he finally had something to talk about, the chattering little spider seemed to have been opened up, talking endlessly.

"Linda hasn't been bad recently bbb..."

Steve suddenly got dizzy: ...I'm sorry, I regret it, I really shouldn't make this call, this is simply torture QAQ...

After finally hanging up the phone, Steve silently added Little Spider's phone number to the blacklist.

Steve: From now on, even if you call Linda, you can't call Huachao!Especially than Stark can chat!

After a while, Steve snorted and dragged Peter out of the blacklist, and then sent Stark a message.

[Stark, you need to pay more attention to Peter's education, so that he will not go astray. — Rogers]

Stark, who received the text message, just felt baffled: Why did the old ice cube suddenly pay attention to Peter's education?

After seeing off Bruce and his son, Lin Jiaojiao leisurely ate some snacks and was about to leave when two men in black stopped her.

"Our Boss wants to meet you."

Lin Jiaojiao frowned: "emmmmm, who is your boss? Do I know you?"

The man in black didn't tell her directly: "You will know when you go."

Lin Jiaojiao: This is really a standard villain answer...

But she's bored today, so it's good to go there~

She clapped her hands: "Okay, lead the way~"

Seeing the man in black standing there in a daze, Lin Jiaojiao urged with a chocolate bar in her mouth, "Hey, why don't you leave?"

The man in black was stunned: ...Wow, little sister, can't you pretend to be a little scared?We don't have the sense of accomplishment to be a bad guy like you!

The complaints returned, and the two brought Lin Jiaojiao to their boss with unnatural expressions.

"The Lex Group?"

Lin Jiaojiao raised her head and looked at the huge building sign, feeling absurd in her heart.

How did Laitou discover her superpower so quickly?

But soon, she realized that she was thinking too much.

Lex Luthor looked at her condescendingly: "I heard that the group of so-called gods in Asgard have a good relationship with you? You also had a child with the legendary evil god?"

Lin Jiaojiao: No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!

She rolled up her sleeves, with an angry expression on her face: "Please tell me who told you, I'll go and blow his dog's head right away, and let him talk nonsense every day."

That's obviously the child of Ji Mei and Brother Hammer holding the hammer [no]!

Luther glanced at her expression: ...Wait a minute, this development seems a bit wrong?

Lex pursed his lips in doubt, and released the photo of Ji Mei bringing a humanoid meow hammer to find her last time.

Luther snorted coldly: "What are you still arguing about now?"

Lin Jiaojiao looked at this picture, and a group of mud horses floated in her heart.

She choked: "Forget it, you're blind, I don't talk to disabled people."

Who knew that Leitu ignored her words trying to provoke him, and waved directly, attracting many armed forces: "Take her down, and then wait for the group of aliens from Asgard to contact us!"

Lin Jiaojiao looked at the group of fully armed security forces, and silently presented a set of emoji packages to the group of people in her heart——

"[Everyone squat down!] [Take off your clothes] [And pants] [Take off quickly] [Don't forget the underwear] [If you don't take off, I'll kill you] [Slutty, hurry up!] [Take off ?]【Quick, Jiao♂ panting!】”

Lai Tuo, who was watching with cold eyes, saw that his security personnel took off their clothes while walking, until the end of the sex, and even started to talk and get up.

Luther was startled: What kind of devil scene is this tm? !

Before he could react, he realized that his body was uncontrollably following the footsteps of his bodyguards.

An ambiguous "Um..." came out of his mouth, and Clark Kent, who was about to enter the office to interview Lex Luthor, was caught off guard.

The author has something to say: Clark Kent: The scene is too XX, it has been reported and published in the newspaper!

Lai Tu: ...Damn Superman, I will never die with you!