[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

"...Linda?"

Just when Lin Jiaojiao was about to leave the store, a hesitant male voice came from in front of Lin Jiaojiao.

Lin Jiaojiao was startled when she heard this voice, she quickly raised her head, and stammered to greet the blond beauty with big breasts in front of her: "Good morning, Steve!"

While greeting her neighbors, she tried to use her petite body to block the harsh scenery behind her.

But she forgot that Steve was much taller than her, and those men in black were also taller than her.

Steve couldn't help twitching the corners of his eyes as he watched the weird picture of a dozen big men hugging each other in the store.

He pressed the corners of his eyes that were constantly beating, and said softly, "What's going on?"

Lin Jiaojiao touched the back of her head embarrassingly: "This, isn't this... kidnapped?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Lin Jiaojiao covered her mouth with regret: Why did she pour out the whole thing when her mouth became bald.

Sure enough, Steve frowned when he heard the answer: "Kidnapped? Do you know who's behind it?"

Only then did Lin Jiaojiao remember what she forgot just now, she quickly shook her head: "No, no, no... I don't know!"

Steve looked at the people in the store, and then picked out the man in black who was the leader under Lin Jiaojiao's surprised gaze.

"Who is behind it?" Steve asked the other party in a deep voice, his eyes sharp.

"I can't say..." The man in black murmured and refused to sell his boss.

Lin Jiaojiao rolled her eyes and grabbed Steve: "Let me try!"

Knowing Lin Jiaojiao's ability, Steve glanced hesitantly at the man in black who was still shaking his fist, and suddenly felt sympathy for this ignorant guy in his heart.

The man in black didn't know why, but he always felt a cool wind blowing on the back of his neck, which made him shiver uncontrollably.

Seeing that the captain agreed, Lin Jiaojiao was caught off guard excitedly, and was about to use the emoji she had liked for a long time on the experimental subject in front of her—【Men must show off.gif】.

The man in black, who was still punching, was horrified to find that his body began to dance uncontrollably again... boob shaking and hip dance...

Seeing this scene, Steve quickly covered Lin Jiaojiao's eyes with his hands, and explained solemnly: "It's not suitable for children, don't look at evil!"

Steve has always felt that Lin Jiaojiao is an underage child and should not accept too much inappropriate content now.

As an old senior, he has the responsibility to teach them well.

Lin Jiaojiao, who didn't see anything, grabbed the captain's hand unwillingly, but she didn't.

Lin Jiaojiao: Hi, how angry!I'm clearly an adult!

Steve's "father" sternly said: "Quickly withdraw this ability!"

"No! I don't! He hasn't revealed who is behind it yet!" Lin Jiaojiao also had a rare spirit of resistance.

"Steve...?" At this time, a big-breasted brother passed by Lin Jiaojiao and the two, and suddenly returned the same way.

Steve looked at Superman, who also had big breasts, and was a little surprised why he came to New York: "Clark! Why are you here?"

Clark smiled gently: "Louise's birthday is coming soon, and she has always wanted clothes from this store, but there is no branch in the Metropolis, so I had to come over in person."

He looked down at Lin Jiaojiao who was struggling to escape Steve's hands, and couldn't help but smile ambiguously at Steve, "Is this your girlfriend?"

Steve blushed and quickly waved his hands in denial.

Lin Jiaojiao took the opportunity to avoid Steve's hands, her eyes flashed, she put her arms around Steve's arm, and nodded to Superman with a smile: "Hey, you discovered it all!"

Steve opened his mouth, but Lin Jiaojiao secretly gave him a [Speaking Room], unable to say anything in denial.

Not speaking means acquiescing.

Clark took Steve's hand, congratulated him, and was about to step into the store.

Then Clark, who has a strong psychological ability, was logically hit by the group of people in the store, and his eyes were shocked.

Clark swallowed, and silently exited the store, with a very bad expression on his face: "I think I... I'd better come to this store next time... It seems that I didn't bring enough money today."

Before Steve offered to lend him money, Clark ran away, as if some powerful enemy was chasing him.

After Clark left, "Grandpa" Steve, whose emoji effect was withdrawn from his body, continued to "educate" Lin Jiaojiao painstakingly.

"You are a girl, how can you make fun of your reputation casually!"

"Yes, Grandpa Steve..." Lin Jiaojiao replied weakly.

At this moment, Steve suddenly felt that he really seemed to have an extra granddaughter who was disobedient and always thinking about making trouble.

Centenarian "Old Man" Steve felt a slight sadness in his heart: ah, he suddenly got a bit dizzy!

Since knowing that Loki was pregnant, Frigga has been nervous, ordering Loki not to leave Asgard, and looking for "anti-abortion" drugs for Loki everywhere.

Thor was also made nervous by his mother's attitude, and went to chat with Loki every day.

But most of the time, Loki doesn't care about him, it's basically just him talking to himself.

"Loki, I still can't find Mjolnir, what should I do!"

"No.20 six days without Mjolnir, think about it..."

Loki rolled his eyes on the bed, then turned over again, not wanting to hear the idiot complaining.

"No, I decided to try to summon Mjolnir again!"

Thor stood up and called out to his hammer—

"Mjolnir—"

"Aww!" Accompanied by Thor's voice, Loki felt a sudden pain in his stomach, as if someone had violently hammered him with something.

"Loki! What's wrong with you!" Seeing his younger brother's face turned pale from pain, Thor forgot his hammer in an instant, and desperately called for the doctor.

"Come here! Loki is going to die!"

Several veins popped out of Loki's forehead, he clutched his stomach and gritted his teeth: Shut up, you idiot!You are going to die!

The doctor came over in a hurry, checked several times, and finally came to a conclusion: "It's just fetal movement, there is no need to make a fuss."

Thor's eyes lit up: "Fetal movement? Does that mean the baby can hear me?!"

As he spoke, he stepped forward to lift up Loki's clothes, touched his stomach, and when he was about to put his ear on it, he was kicked away by Loki who finally reacted.

At this time, Luo Ji was sure that he really couldn't stay in this family anymore!

He had been thinking about how he got pregnant before, thinking about it, and finally put the suspicious target on Lin Jiaojiao.

It must be the spell of that wicked witch!

After confirming the target, Loki, who couldn't stand his own family with magical brain circuits, sneaked to the atrium that night while other gods were not paying attention, and decided to let the culprit solve his own problems.

Lin Jiaojiao, who was still dating Zhou, was dazed when she was suddenly awakened by someone.

She screamed unconsciously, and threw out the expression pack in her mind without hesitation——

【I will send you to the west with one punch】

"Bang—" "Wow——"

After several loud bangs, Lin Jiaojiao finally woke up completely, and then she was stunned to see a person on the ceiling of her house.

Oh no, a god.

The next moment, her door was also kicked open with a "bang".

As soon as Lin Jiaojiao turned her head, she saw her neighbor Steve broke into her house with a serious expression and looked at her with concern: "Linda, what happened at your house?!"

There was another "bang", and the person on the ceiling, oh no, God, fell to the ground.

After seeing this person clearly, Steve frowned: "Rocky?!"

That night, inside SHIELD.

"I said I didn't come to kill people!" Locked in a glass room, Loki rolled his eyes: "I don't need to do it myself if I want to kill people, okay?"

"Then what are you going to do when you come to Earth?" Fury stared at him closely, his eyes full of vigilance: "You have a criminal record."

"God!" Loki corrected the small mistake in his words, but did not answer his question.

In fact, he didn't want to tell the people in the courtyard at all that he was pregnant, and he came to the courtyard just to ask Lin Jiaojiao to withdraw that ability.

At this moment, Banner came to Fury with a tangled expression and muttered to him a few times.

This time, Fury was also terrified. He took a deep breath, turned to look at Loki, and said with an unspeakable expression: "Loki, are you pregnant?"

Loki's pupils contracted violently, and he bit his teeth desperately: "No!"

"But your belly is exposed..." Barton pointed to Loki's swollen belly.

Loki lowered his head, seeing that his spell would fail at some point, his face turned black involuntarily.

Stark circled Loki a few times, his tone full of disbelief: "So it's true that you turned into a woman and gave birth to a son in the myth?"

Loki took a deep breath: "It's fake! It's all fake! Aren't you Stark? How can you even believe such unscientific things!"

Stark shrugged innocently: "But isn't your own existence, including your pregnancy, unscientific?"

Rocky: ...

Lin Jiaojiao was covering her mouth and giggling, and Loki's eyes fell on her instantly.

"She's the one who got me pregnant!"

As soon as the sentence was finished, everyone cast their eyes of condemnation on Loki in the glass room.

"She's so small, you're going to do it!"

"Beasts are better!"

"Scumbag!"

Loki: ...wait?What are you people in the atrium thinking about all day long? !

After finally sorting out the ins and outs, the members of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Women's Federation silently closed their mouths, and even improved their evaluation of Lin Jiaojiao's ability in their hearts.

Obediently, using a spell to impregnate a man... This is really terrifying!

"I need her to undo this damn spell for me!" Loki was a little irritable.

Lin Jiaojiao scratched her head, feeling very embarrassed: "But you are late..."

Loki stared at her, with an ominous premonition in his heart: "What do you mean?"

Peter, who probably knew Lin Jiaojiao's ability, couldn't help but interjected: "The ability can only be withdrawn within the first 2 minutes of being used."

Loki: I'm applying to disable this witch in the atrium, I don't know if it's too late? !

"It's too late." Lin Jiaojiao's eyes flashed with the danger of a little devil like honey, "Actually, I'm more curious, where did you give birth?"

There was a sound of "poof" all around.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha, I want to know too!" Stark watched the excitement, "I think everyone here is curious, isn't it?"