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Loki's arrogance turned into arrogance, and he didn't destroy Lin Jiaojiao's party after all. He rejected the invitation from Thor, a fool, and quickly turned around and left.

Loki: Oh, mortals!

I, Rocky, swear to God, I'm not going to that witch's party if I jumped off the Rainbow Bridge, broke my leg, and fell to my death!

Seeing that his brother had left, Thor continued to attend the party in a foolish manner, enjoying himself with a plate of desserts in each hand.

Stark, who was passing by, took a closer look, hey, this guy actually reached out to take the plate of his favorite donuts.

Stark: This is unbearable!

"Thor!" Stark called out to Thor.

Thor stopped his hands as expected and looked at him: "Stark, what's the matter?"

"I just want to ask how you and your girlfriend are doing recently? Are you okay?" Stark casually brought up a topic, but quietly moved his body to block in front of the donut.

Thor didn't notice Stark's small movements, and the whole person froze instantly when he heard Stark's question.

"It's divided..." Thor drooped his brows and eyes, looking like a dog that fell into the water.

"Oh, I'm really sorry, sorry." Stark comforted casually, picked up the donut plate with his hands behind his back, and left upside down.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew by, and Stark looked down at his plate as if feeling something.

Finding that a donut was suddenly missing from the plate, Stark looked around nervously, always feeling that everyone was suspicious: ...? ? ?who? ? ?Who moved his donuts? !

Kuaiyin was running fast in the hall while swallowing the donut in his hand.

He thought it was a wise decision for him to sneak out from Xavier, otherwise he wouldn't be able to eat such delicious donuts now!

Kuaiyin solved a donut in three or two bites, and immediately decided to go get another one back.

As for the fact that the donut was in Iron Man's hands, Kuaiyin didn't care about it, and instead raised his fighting spirit even more.

Pietro, who is about to move: Oh, what I snatched from others is incense!

Thor finally woke up from the bad news of breaking up with his girlfriend, and was about to lower his head to continue looking for something to eat, but found that the donut in front of him disappeared.

He scratched his head in bewilderment, but he was not entangled in the big heart, and turned his head to look for other delicacies.

On the other side, every time Peter in the corner wanted to talk to Lin Jiaojiao about her situation, he was stopped by his good friend Harry.

After coming down a few times, Peter also noticed something was wrong: "Harry, why do you always stop me?"

"My father forbids you to go to Linda's side." Harry turned around and sold his own father.

Peter: "..."

"Okay then..." Knowing that it was Uncle Norman who stopped him, Peter hesitated for some reason, took back his steps, and obediently decided to go to Mr. Stark.

Seeing that there was one less donut on the plate in the blink of an eye, Stark didn't care about doubting one or the other, picked up the donut and stuffed it into his mouth.

The mysterious man seemed to be competing with him, grabbing donuts with him, the two of them were like this, you fought for each other, and the donuts bottomed out within two strokes.

When Peter found Stark, he happened to see Mr. Stark's cheeks puffed up in his eyes, full of donuts, and he seemed to have difficulty even speaking.

Seeing this scene, Peter changed direction silently: Forget it, he'd better play with Harry.

It's just that Peter's footsteps when he left didn't know why.

Loki wandered around New York, found it too boring, and didn't want to confront the witch Lin Jiaojiao, so he returned to Asgard.

It's just that when he returned to Asgard this time, he always felt that something was wrong with him, but he was a god, and he couldn't be sick like the people in the courtyard.

Loki put his doubts to the bottom of his heart, and suddenly became obsessed with writing scripts.

However, after a few days, Thor suddenly ran to find him with an anxious face: "Loki, have you seen my Mjolnir?"

Loki, who was obsessed with writing the script, didn't even look at him: "Don't you count your hammer yourself?"

"No." Thor replied honestly: "I have been searching for several days, and even shouted, but Mjolnir just didn't respond."

Loki put down the pen in his hand, and took a moment to glance at him: "Then what's the use of you looking for me?"

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Loki always feels that his temper has become a lot hotter recently, and he looks more and more like a fool like Thor.

"Because you're smart!" Thor's brother-controlled filter never goes offline.

Loki, who was praised by Thor, was in a good mood instantly, and said without hesitation: "I saw it when I passed by when I came back a few days ago."

He glanced at Thor's shining eyes again, thought about it, and suddenly had the idea of ​​a prank.

Loki touched his chin solemnly: "You said, is it possible that it ran away to the Nine Kingdoms by itself?"

Hearing this, Thor's eyes lit up.

He tried his best to pat Rocky's thin shoulder: "Brother, you are right! You are so smart" and then rushed out without waiting for Rocky to say anything else.

Loki clutched his aching shoulder, couldn't help but rolled his eyes at Thor's back.

However, a few days later, Thor returned again, the expression on his face was completely different from the excitement before leaving.

Loki knew the result when he saw Thor's expression, and he was very gloating in his heart.

"did not find?"

"No." Thor was sullen, mixed with confusion: "The Nine Kingdoms are not here, so where can it go?"

"Don't ask me, it's impossible to be in my stomach." Loki answered casually.

As if he had discovered some new world, Thor pointed at Loki's belly and exclaimed, "By the way, Loki, why is your belly so big?"

When Loki lowered his head, he was shocked to realize that his abdomen had grown so much.

Using the corner of his eye to compare Thor with a good figure, he subconsciously puffed up his chest and retracted his abdomen, making excuses for his "fat": "Probably because I have eaten a lot recently?"

Yes, it must be so!Loki sucked his stomach desperately to comfort himself.

Thor: ... I have only been there for a few days, and you are so fat?Don't lie to me, I haven't read a book...

That night, when the Asgardian Protoss family had dinner, Loki was still a little overwhelmed, immersed in the sadness that he had a big belly in just a few days.

A waiter passed Loki with a plate of fish, and Loki, who had a sensitive sense of smell, suddenly felt sick to his chest.

The next moment, he spit out with a "wow" in front of the family god.

"Loki, what's wrong with you?!" Seeing this, Queen Frigg dropped her knife and fork in shock.

Odin also frowned and stopped eating, and looked at Loki, who was nauseated, with a hint of concern in his eyes.

Thor jumped up from his seat even more worriedly, and walked around Loki.

"No, don't turn around, the more you turn around, the more I want to..." Loki spit out "wow" again before he finished speaking.

"Hurry up, call the doctor!" Frigga couldn't care less about her demeanor, and called for Asgard's doctor again and again.

only--

"Eh..." The more the old doctor checked Loki's condition, the more nervous he became speechless.

"What happened to him?" Odin stared at the old doctor indifferently.

The old doctor was so frightened by the coercion of the family that he spit out without hesitation: "He's pregnant!"

When Loki heard the answer, he frowned on the spot: "I'm yuck! Quack doctor!"

The other three also had expressions of disbelief.

Odin waved his hand at Thor's friend Fandral: "Fandral, you go to other kingdoms to find reliable doctors."

However, every so-called famous and reliable doctor they found gave the same reply - "Rocky is pregnant".

This answer successfully caused the Asgardian family to look at each other in dismay.

Frigga glanced at Thor, then peeked at Loki a few times before hesitatingly said: "Loki, tell the queen if this is Thor's seed."

Rocky's hair exploded even more violently, and his voice almost knocked off the roof: "Absolutely impossible!"

Frigga looked suspicious: "The queen mother is honest, Loki, you and Thor have been really close since childhood..."

Loki couldn't help his forehead: No!No!I just focused on stabbing his kidney since I was a child!Intimate yarn!

"Actually, I don't object to your mother, as long as you are happy..." Frigg was still talking.

Loki and Thor looked at each other at the same time, and then quickly withdrew as if they were on fire: ... No, no, no!Not happy at all!

Not to mention how chaotic the protoss family in Asgard was because of the explosive news of "Loki is pregnant", Lin Jiaojiao's life on Earth here is also chaotic.

She just went shopping, but was stuck in the fitting room.

As soon as she looked up, she found a circle of black gun muzzles pointed at her head.

"Miss Lin, please come with us."

Lin Jiaojiao, who hadn’t been kidnapped by so many people for a long time, felt incredible: I’m sorry, are you drifting away or am I unable to hold a knife?

Thinking that she was able to run amok in Gotham before her abilities were integrated, but now there are people in New York who are so short-sighted?

The next moment, she silently opened her mouth——

[咕咕咒, my little fist beats your chest] [This is too fucking cute, come here and give me a hug]

The leading man in black saw what language she was speaking, and narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Miss Lin, please communicate in English."

As soon as he finished speaking, he found that his old partner suddenly withdrew the gun in his hand and hugged him, and he also whimpered uncontrollably, hammering his old partner's chest angrily.

This scene happened not only to him and his partner, but to all the people he brought.

The scene of a dozen big guys entangled together is still very impactful.

The man in black looked at this scene: ... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... Fuck!I don't want to beep again!

Lin Jiaojiao rubbed her chin, looked at the scene in front of her, she had a flash of inspiration, took out a mobile phone from the man in black, and pointed at the group of strong men regardless of the other's expression of shame and indignation.

She "clicked" a few times, took a photo of them, and then quickly uploaded it to her private album, and set the photo as the desktop.

After doing all this, she returned the phone and said with a smile, "Brother, please remember this great moment."

The man in black who couldn't tell the pain widened his eyes: ... Pooh!Are you a devil? !

Then, bitter tears flowed from his heart—why didn't the boss tell him that this woman was a big devil before he came? !