"I, I, I, I want to know too!" Barton Ye raised his hand without hesitation, expressing his strong thirst for knowledge.
This time, even Natasha stood on Stark's side with a smile.
This time, Loki's face became even more ugly, and he even gave a death stare.
At this moment, a figure came from far to near with a loud shout——
"Central people! What are you going to do to my brother!"
The man who came was the menacing Thor, the god of thunder. The other agents couldn't stop him at all, so they could only stumble in behind him.
Thor looked at Loki in the glass room, and reprimanded these inhuman atrium people very sadly: "Loki is still pregnant, why are you treating him like this?! He is still my brother!"
It was fine if he didn't mention the pregnancy, but when he did, Loki's face darkened even more, and members of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Women's Federation suppressed their laughter.
Natasha spread her hands, her tone was rather helpless: "He broke into Linda's bed in the middle of the night, grabbed her and threatened her."
When the righteous Thor heard this, he put down his hand awkwardly, and said righteously: "Oh, you go ahead, he was just adopted."
Loki in the glass room immediately widened his eyes: Wait, are you still that idiot Thor? !
"Ugh—" Loki suddenly squatted down clutching his stomach in pain.
Everyone who has been dumped by Loki so many times thought that Loki was playing a prank again, and just watched his next move vigilantly.
But soon, Lin Jiaojiao realized something was wrong.
Pointing at Loki, she exclaimed in horror, "Loki is bleeding!"
Everyone's eyes instantly fell on the direction she was pointing at, and when they saw it clearly, their eyes froze: What the hell, is it really bleeding? !
Immediately, the S.H.I.E.L.D. was in a hurry, and various scientific researchers were pulled over to check Loki.
However, the result of the final inspection was——Locky is about to give birth? !
Lin Jiaojiao rubbed her head in a daze, and pulled Peter who was also dazed, "Didn't you say she was pregnant in October? How soon is he going to give birth?"
Peter who was also confused: I, my hen!
"Species are different, and pregnancy can't be counted like this!" Stark, who overheard the conversation between the two, inserted slowly.
Lin Jiaojiao and Peter suddenly realized: Yes, I almost forgot whether Loki is a god or not a human being!
The two little ones immediately looked at Iron Man with blingbling eyes: Mr. Stark is really smart!
After receiving the admiring gazes of the two children, Iron Man expressed his satisfaction.
Thor probably watched too many bitter soap operas. I don’t know what to think, but in front of everyone, he grabbed Loki’s hand and cried miserably: “Loki! You must hold on! !"
The medical staff on the side had black lines all over their heads, but they didn't dare to pull the person away directly, so they could only silently endure the noise.
Loki... Loki felt that if it wasn't for the pain in his stomach, he would definitely beat this idiot to death.
He just wants to give birth... No, he can't accept it either!
"Ow!" Loki's stomach suddenly felt another sharp pain, and he was forced to temporarily forget Thor's stupidity.
"Hurry up and push the person to the operating room!" Strange immediately made a decision.
That's right, because Loki was pregnant and about to give birth, Nick Fury, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., summoned Doctor Strange from the Himalayas thousands of miles away to S.H.I.E.L.D. at any cost.
When he first heard that he wanted to deliver babies, Dr. Strange refused: I majored in surgery, not obstetrics and gynecology!
Fury, the treacherous guy, said again: "It's Rocky who gave birth, are you sure you won't come?"
Strange couldn't help but clicked his tongue, packed his things immediately, stepped through the portal and came to S.H.I.E.L.D.
Rocky conceived and had a baby, such a medical miracle, he had to go!
It's just that Rocky doesn't have a female-specific physiological structure, and where the child comes from is really a problem.
"I think it would be good to pull it out!" Barton entered this topic with bright eyes.
Lin Jiaojiao & others: ...This is a tasteful production method!I reject!
"It's not as convenient as a caesarean section!" Lin Jiaojiao complained, but Strange gave her a thoughtful look.
At this time, Thor suddenly rushed out from the corner, hugged Strange's thigh and did not let go, with a distressed expression on his face: "Doctor! Please save Loki! You don't need the child! But Loki must be safe." Ah! Be sure to stay safe!"
A few veins popped out of Strange's head, and impatiently used magic to eject Thor, who had completely lost his IQ, from his upper body.
As soon as Thor was about to catch up with Dr. Strange, he found that the other party had entered the operating room.
He couldn't help feeling sad from his heart, and wept loudly: "Loki, my poor Loki—"
Fury felt a burst of pain in his head, and forcibly suppressed his anger: "Who will tell him to stop?"
Lin Jiaojiao immediately raised her hand: "I'll come, I'll come!"
She excitedly murmured [Stop!There are too many dramas! 】.
Others only thought that she chanted some spell silently, and Thor was frozen in place, but still kept his mouth open.
Half an hour later, everyone outside the operating room heard the cry of a baby, and the big stone in their hearts suddenly fell more than half.
"click"
Strange came out of the operating room in good spirits, and was about to say something when he was startled by the humanoid sculpture in front of him.
"What is this..." Strange swallowed the second half of the sentence after seeing the person clearly, and then spit out what he was going to say: "Congratulations, mother and son... um, both father and son are safe?"
The female medical staff carefully carried the child in their hands, and came out behind Strange.
Seeing that the legendary male god gave birth, everyone swarmed up, surrounded the female medical staff, and started pointing at the baby.
"It's actually blonde!"
"But the facial features are actually like that evil god!"
"How can you be so cute!"
Lin Jiaojiao glanced at it, and was immediately attracted by this cutie: ...Mom!How can the baby of the Protoss be so cute!This is too foul!
Thor, who was forgotten by everyone, still maintained his original posture, but his heart was full of bitterness: How can you forget me? !I also want to see the baby duck QAQ!and!That's my nephew! ! !
At this time, a pair of middle-aged men and women with extraordinary imposing manner suddenly appeared inside S.H.I.E.L.D.
The couple didn't care about the vigilance of the agents. The woman in the middle said apologetically, "I am Thor's mother, and this is my husband Odin. This time we heard that Loki gave birth in the atrium." , I can’t wait to see the baby.”
When they heard that the legendary God King Odin and God Queen Frigg had descended to the earth, everyone was stunned and could only stare blankly at Frigg holding the child.
Rocky, who had just had a caesarean section, just came out of the operating room. When he heard these words, he woke up instantly: "Mother, father! Why are you here?!"
"Evil son! You are with Thor..." Odin raised his brows, and was about to get angry when Frigga who was beside him suddenly pinched the soft flesh in his waist.
Frigga touched the lovely "grandson" in her arms, and said to Loki in a persuasive manner: "Loki, you still said that you are not with Thor, this child is obviously a combination of the looks of the two of you! "
"My mother is very open-minded, what does it matter if we are together, don't be afraid!"
Loki felt the strange eyes of those people in the atrium, and felt his scalp go numb.
... Queen mother, mother mother, you don't know anything, so what are you talking about!
Thor was even more confused: ...how come he can't understand what the queen said more and more?When had he been with Loki?Why doesn't he know it himself?
Everyone in Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. suddenly heard such explosive news about the protoss, and they immediately exploded.
"Fuck, they actually have orthopedics?"
"...Inexplicably, I think it's quite cute, falling in love and killing each other? No, no, I feel like my brain is broken..."
"It's over, I feel that the myths I have read have collapsed into disrepair..."
The culprit, Lin Jiaojiao, listened to other people's gossip, hugged her swollen head, and silently turned her side, pretending nothing happened.
Rocky: I really can't live through this day, fall!
Inside the Light Bar in Los Angeles.
"Lucifer, that girl is still alive!" Metz hurried upstairs and told Lucifer the news he had received.
"What!" Lucifer, who was hugging from left to right, didn't care about these beauties who had just been tender with him, and jumped up from the bed immediately.
After Lucifer drove the women away, he turned to Metz: "Why is she so lucky?!"
Metz rolled his eyes: "How do I know?"
She made a "kill" gesture towards her neck: "However, if you need it, I can help you get rid of her?"
"Although I don't want to part with that little cutie, we can still meet in hell after she dies."
"...No need." Lucifer waved his hand, rejecting Metz's rude idea.
On the other side, inside S.H.I.E.L.D.
Frigga looked at the child in her hands, and her heart softened.
However, at the next moment, she watched helplessly as the cute baby in her hands staged an astonishing scene where a living person transformed into a meow hammer.
"Thor?!" The frightened Frigga let go, and the hammer fell to the ground in an instant.
Thor, who lost his restraint, was also shocked: "Mjolnir?!"
Hearing his call, the hammer on the ground twitched, got up from the ground, rushed into his arms, knocked him to the ground and backed up a few steps, and did not forget to rub his chest affectionately.
Doctor Strange's red cloak saw it, and he was taken aback for a moment, then turned around and hugged Strange frantically.
Strange, who was innocently lying on the gun, suddenly became flustered: ...!What kind of hammer do you learn with a cloak!Let go!I can hardly breathe!
The faces of the others were even numb with shock, and at the same time, a sense of admiration for this family of protoss arose in their hearts.
It turns out that the protoss are so good at playing, they would turn their weapons into children and stuff them into other people's stomachs? !
Excuse me, this time, the people on Earth are really scared to death!
Lin Jiaojiao, the mastermind behind the scenes, said that she really didn't expect this result.
Thinking back to what he once said about Rocky who was "impossibly in his stomach", his expression changed drastically: He was really just talking back then!
Probably because of the deep brotherhood, Thor also remembered what Loki said at the time, and couldn't help but look at Loki aside with the eyes of a liar: "Liar! Didn't you say that it is impossible to be in your stomach?!"
Hearing this sentence, the eyes of the melon-eating people present lit up again: Oh, is there a bigger melon? !
This time, even Natasha stood on Stark's side with a smile.
This time, Loki's face became even more ugly, and he even gave a death stare.
At this moment, a figure came from far to near with a loud shout——
"Central people! What are you going to do to my brother!"
The man who came was the menacing Thor, the god of thunder. The other agents couldn't stop him at all, so they could only stumble in behind him.
Thor looked at Loki in the glass room, and reprimanded these inhuman atrium people very sadly: "Loki is still pregnant, why are you treating him like this?! He is still my brother!"
It was fine if he didn't mention the pregnancy, but when he did, Loki's face darkened even more, and members of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Women's Federation suppressed their laughter.
Natasha spread her hands, her tone was rather helpless: "He broke into Linda's bed in the middle of the night, grabbed her and threatened her."
When the righteous Thor heard this, he put down his hand awkwardly, and said righteously: "Oh, you go ahead, he was just adopted."
Loki in the glass room immediately widened his eyes: Wait, are you still that idiot Thor? !
"Ugh—" Loki suddenly squatted down clutching his stomach in pain.
Everyone who has been dumped by Loki so many times thought that Loki was playing a prank again, and just watched his next move vigilantly.
But soon, Lin Jiaojiao realized something was wrong.
Pointing at Loki, she exclaimed in horror, "Loki is bleeding!"
Everyone's eyes instantly fell on the direction she was pointing at, and when they saw it clearly, their eyes froze: What the hell, is it really bleeding? !
Immediately, the S.H.I.E.L.D. was in a hurry, and various scientific researchers were pulled over to check Loki.
However, the result of the final inspection was——Locky is about to give birth? !
Lin Jiaojiao rubbed her head in a daze, and pulled Peter who was also dazed, "Didn't you say she was pregnant in October? How soon is he going to give birth?"
Peter who was also confused: I, my hen!
"Species are different, and pregnancy can't be counted like this!" Stark, who overheard the conversation between the two, inserted slowly.
Lin Jiaojiao and Peter suddenly realized: Yes, I almost forgot whether Loki is a god or not a human being!
The two little ones immediately looked at Iron Man with blingbling eyes: Mr. Stark is really smart!
After receiving the admiring gazes of the two children, Iron Man expressed his satisfaction.
Thor probably watched too many bitter soap operas. I don’t know what to think, but in front of everyone, he grabbed Loki’s hand and cried miserably: “Loki! You must hold on! !"
The medical staff on the side had black lines all over their heads, but they didn't dare to pull the person away directly, so they could only silently endure the noise.
Loki... Loki felt that if it wasn't for the pain in his stomach, he would definitely beat this idiot to death.
He just wants to give birth... No, he can't accept it either!
"Ow!" Loki's stomach suddenly felt another sharp pain, and he was forced to temporarily forget Thor's stupidity.
"Hurry up and push the person to the operating room!" Strange immediately made a decision.
That's right, because Loki was pregnant and about to give birth, Nick Fury, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., summoned Doctor Strange from the Himalayas thousands of miles away to S.H.I.E.L.D. at any cost.
When he first heard that he wanted to deliver babies, Dr. Strange refused: I majored in surgery, not obstetrics and gynecology!
Fury, the treacherous guy, said again: "It's Rocky who gave birth, are you sure you won't come?"
Strange couldn't help but clicked his tongue, packed his things immediately, stepped through the portal and came to S.H.I.E.L.D.
Rocky conceived and had a baby, such a medical miracle, he had to go!
It's just that Rocky doesn't have a female-specific physiological structure, and where the child comes from is really a problem.
"I think it would be good to pull it out!" Barton entered this topic with bright eyes.
Lin Jiaojiao & others: ...This is a tasteful production method!I reject!
"It's not as convenient as a caesarean section!" Lin Jiaojiao complained, but Strange gave her a thoughtful look.
At this time, Thor suddenly rushed out from the corner, hugged Strange's thigh and did not let go, with a distressed expression on his face: "Doctor! Please save Loki! You don't need the child! But Loki must be safe." Ah! Be sure to stay safe!"
A few veins popped out of Strange's head, and impatiently used magic to eject Thor, who had completely lost his IQ, from his upper body.
As soon as Thor was about to catch up with Dr. Strange, he found that the other party had entered the operating room.
He couldn't help feeling sad from his heart, and wept loudly: "Loki, my poor Loki—"
Fury felt a burst of pain in his head, and forcibly suppressed his anger: "Who will tell him to stop?"
Lin Jiaojiao immediately raised her hand: "I'll come, I'll come!"
She excitedly murmured [Stop!There are too many dramas! 】.
Others only thought that she chanted some spell silently, and Thor was frozen in place, but still kept his mouth open.
Half an hour later, everyone outside the operating room heard the cry of a baby, and the big stone in their hearts suddenly fell more than half.
"click"
Strange came out of the operating room in good spirits, and was about to say something when he was startled by the humanoid sculpture in front of him.
"What is this..." Strange swallowed the second half of the sentence after seeing the person clearly, and then spit out what he was going to say: "Congratulations, mother and son... um, both father and son are safe?"
The female medical staff carefully carried the child in their hands, and came out behind Strange.
Seeing that the legendary male god gave birth, everyone swarmed up, surrounded the female medical staff, and started pointing at the baby.
"It's actually blonde!"
"But the facial features are actually like that evil god!"
"How can you be so cute!"
Lin Jiaojiao glanced at it, and was immediately attracted by this cutie: ...Mom!How can the baby of the Protoss be so cute!This is too foul!
Thor, who was forgotten by everyone, still maintained his original posture, but his heart was full of bitterness: How can you forget me? !I also want to see the baby duck QAQ!and!That's my nephew! ! !
At this time, a pair of middle-aged men and women with extraordinary imposing manner suddenly appeared inside S.H.I.E.L.D.
The couple didn't care about the vigilance of the agents. The woman in the middle said apologetically, "I am Thor's mother, and this is my husband Odin. This time we heard that Loki gave birth in the atrium." , I can’t wait to see the baby.”
When they heard that the legendary God King Odin and God Queen Frigg had descended to the earth, everyone was stunned and could only stare blankly at Frigg holding the child.
Rocky, who had just had a caesarean section, just came out of the operating room. When he heard these words, he woke up instantly: "Mother, father! Why are you here?!"
"Evil son! You are with Thor..." Odin raised his brows, and was about to get angry when Frigga who was beside him suddenly pinched the soft flesh in his waist.
Frigga touched the lovely "grandson" in her arms, and said to Loki in a persuasive manner: "Loki, you still said that you are not with Thor, this child is obviously a combination of the looks of the two of you! "
"My mother is very open-minded, what does it matter if we are together, don't be afraid!"
Loki felt the strange eyes of those people in the atrium, and felt his scalp go numb.
... Queen mother, mother mother, you don't know anything, so what are you talking about!
Thor was even more confused: ...how come he can't understand what the queen said more and more?When had he been with Loki?Why doesn't he know it himself?
Everyone in Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. suddenly heard such explosive news about the protoss, and they immediately exploded.
"Fuck, they actually have orthopedics?"
"...Inexplicably, I think it's quite cute, falling in love and killing each other? No, no, I feel like my brain is broken..."
"It's over, I feel that the myths I have read have collapsed into disrepair..."
The culprit, Lin Jiaojiao, listened to other people's gossip, hugged her swollen head, and silently turned her side, pretending nothing happened.
Rocky: I really can't live through this day, fall!
Inside the Light Bar in Los Angeles.
"Lucifer, that girl is still alive!" Metz hurried upstairs and told Lucifer the news he had received.
"What!" Lucifer, who was hugging from left to right, didn't care about these beauties who had just been tender with him, and jumped up from the bed immediately.
After Lucifer drove the women away, he turned to Metz: "Why is she so lucky?!"
Metz rolled his eyes: "How do I know?"
She made a "kill" gesture towards her neck: "However, if you need it, I can help you get rid of her?"
"Although I don't want to part with that little cutie, we can still meet in hell after she dies."
"...No need." Lucifer waved his hand, rejecting Metz's rude idea.
On the other side, inside S.H.I.E.L.D.
Frigga looked at the child in her hands, and her heart softened.
However, at the next moment, she watched helplessly as the cute baby in her hands staged an astonishing scene where a living person transformed into a meow hammer.
"Thor?!" The frightened Frigga let go, and the hammer fell to the ground in an instant.
Thor, who lost his restraint, was also shocked: "Mjolnir?!"
Hearing his call, the hammer on the ground twitched, got up from the ground, rushed into his arms, knocked him to the ground and backed up a few steps, and did not forget to rub his chest affectionately.
Doctor Strange's red cloak saw it, and he was taken aback for a moment, then turned around and hugged Strange frantically.
Strange, who was innocently lying on the gun, suddenly became flustered: ...!What kind of hammer do you learn with a cloak!Let go!I can hardly breathe!
The faces of the others were even numb with shock, and at the same time, a sense of admiration for this family of protoss arose in their hearts.
It turns out that the protoss are so good at playing, they would turn their weapons into children and stuff them into other people's stomachs? !
Excuse me, this time, the people on Earth are really scared to death!
Lin Jiaojiao, the mastermind behind the scenes, said that she really didn't expect this result.
Thinking back to what he once said about Rocky who was "impossibly in his stomach", his expression changed drastically: He was really just talking back then!
Probably because of the deep brotherhood, Thor also remembered what Loki said at the time, and couldn't help but look at Loki aside with the eyes of a liar: "Liar! Didn't you say that it is impossible to be in your stomach?!"
Hearing this sentence, the eyes of the melon-eating people present lit up again: Oh, is there a bigger melon? !
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