【Double Black】As You Like It

No, in fact, Zhongyuanzhong really doesn't know.

He didn't quite understand what kind of answer Dazai Osamu wanted to get from him every time he asked him this question.First of all, this person doesn't like to pierce the window paper every time he speaks, and insists on saying some specious things in a roundabout way to make others guess, who is the so-called devil, and the hound, the famous detective and Mori Ogai may know What does it mean, but he didn't want to delve into the meaning at all. He explained it to Osamu Dazai very early on, either straighten your tongue and speak, or don't tell me, I don't guess.

He knew it, no matter whether he guessed right or not, the other party would never tell him the correct answer. If he guessed wrong, forget it, and if he guessed right, he would mock him for being stupid and brainless without blushing.

Since I was 15 years old, I have understood what the hell is guessing or not. Dazai Osamu can't communicate with him on these topics at all. Nine out of ten sentences are false, and one sentence is nonsense.

From the very beginning when the two of them met again, Osamu Dazai's reaction was very strange, either trying to get close to him or telling him some strange words, getting angry inexplicably, and acting like a fool.But even so, according to the previous way of getting along, Osamu Dazai has already lifted his ass and left, and he will never toss or break up with him here, but he not only stays, but also is loyal to settle old scores with him, turn over Getting up endlessly and not giving an exact answer on why I was angry, it is annoying to death.

So he thought, I don't guess if you like it or not.

Perhaps it was because the two of them were too close, even if he rolled his eyes quietly in his heart, the other party would have noticed it, so he poked a honeycomb, and Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows and pursed his lips, and began to whine about him The mistakes of these years come.

"You are not happy anymore? Chuya, you are not happy anymore, are you? Who brought you to the port mafia back then? And who made you go out of the wolf's mouth and now you are alive moist? Does your filth need Me? You said who wiped your ass every time your head got hot and impulsive? You said that I solved all the problems of the gangsters in Hong Kong? I let you go and didn’t let you be a dog. Are you not happy now?"

After finishing speaking, he continued to look over the trivial old accounts of the two of them, such as who kicked who out of bed, who snatched whose biscuit, who sprinkled chili powder on whose plate, and who threw who Call up and toss.

Flipping with him with his fingers, Nakahara Chu also realized that Osamu Dazai turned his face faster than flipping a book, and finally said that he was tired and just rode on him, arguing with him while riding, he was so angry To die, say that you are fucking small things that have been hundreds of years, and you have to shake it up Dazai, you are so wordy!

But Dazai refused to obey, and the other party felt that he just forgot what he had done, and let it go when he said it, and ignored his harm, and wanted to sing a line after he finished speaking, you hurt me and just laughed it off.

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought that if you really want to turn over the old score with me, I will turn it over with you, so it became that they maintained an indecent posture and began to count each other's past mistakes in detail.

He said that Dazai Osamu is a stick hammer, a troublesome man, never learned from the age of 15, smelly socks and underwear are always left together, never clean the room, picky eaters and picky tastes He's the one who helped bring people back after so many years of committing suicide.

Uneasy sleeping, breaking up and moving feet, being indiscreet and flirting with girls, unhealthy work and rest, upside down day and night, restless eating, always wanting to die.After finishing speaking, he still said at the top of his voice that you are fucking the girl you flirted with and left me my phone number. Do you want me to be your catcher and bring one home? Damn Dazai!As a result, the other party straightened up and shouted at him, how could the girl who likes me not like you? If you dare to take it home and pick it up, I dare to paint your house pink!

This sentence is spoken without punctuation or ventilation.

"Fuck, I will buy you meals for you for three years, and I will wash your clothes for you. When did you sweep the floor?! I will dry the quilt and clean the refrigerator, and spend my money on my car. You Just responsible for eating, eating, sleeping and sleeping, what else are you doing? Am I your fucking partner? Am I your nanny?!"

"Huh?! Who helped you out when you made a mistake? Who helped you out when you couldn't figure it out? Who brought you back when you smoked and drank and went crazy? When you were soft-hearted and almost stumbled Who fished you out? But all children and old people can arouse your compassion, can you do this, if it weren't for me, you would have sunk in Tokyo Bay by now!"

"According to what you mean, I have to thank you, right?!"

"Otherwise?! Not only have you never thanked me, but you have also yelled at me so loudly?! When I was in Hong Kong and Hei, who didn't know that you must be scolding me as long as you shout at the top of your voice!"

"You, are you still wronged? Why did I scold you? You don't have any points in your heart?! Who the hell is helping half of the mission every time? Have you written the mission report once?! Why do you always Come to my office to make trouble?!"

"You never praised me, okay? I haven't even heard you praise me in front of anyone!"

"Wait, wait! Are you a kid in kindergarten asking for a little red flower from the teacher?! What kind of compliment do you ask me for? Don't you jump your feet in disgust when I praise you??"

"Yes, I will."

"Then you talk shit!"

"We are arguing now, of course we have to find something that will make you speechless!"

"You're sick——!!!" Nakahara also pushed the person on his body, but Dazai still stood on it and looked down at him condescendingly. , you put your index finger against the tip of my nose, and I put my palm against your forehead, arguing and breathing are all entangled, and Zhongyuan Zhong is already so angry that I will never send you an invitation when I get married Finally, Osamu Dazai bit him on the neck, hugged him, turned over and lay down on the bed.

What made him hurt was grinning his teeth, patting Osamu Dazai on the back and shouting for you to let me go!But after biting for a long time, Zhongyuan Zhong also felt that he heard the sound of flesh tearing and blood being swallowed by the other party, and then he let go and licked his red lips, and said with shrugged eyes, "Sure enough, you still don't like it." Know.

He clutched his neck and kicked Osamu Dazai on the waist lying next to him: "If you know a fart, tell me clearly!"

Osamu Dazai rolled over while clutching his waist and turned over again. They both lay on the same pillow and looked at each other. Face, after he was pushed away, he persisted in coming back, and finally Nakahara also resigned to his fate, no matter how the soft curly hair rubbed against him, he planned to close his eyes and rest and let his Dazai go.

"Chuya, so it's not my problem, you must be too stupid."

"You still want to fight, don't you?"

"I'm telling you the objective facts." Speaking of which, the man plucked his half-length long hair that was pressed under his head twice, curled it between his fingers and 'reasoned' with him while playing.

"Look, if one day suddenly there is a middle man, who is obviously different from you but comes to seduce—"

"Stop, I won't seduce you, next."

After interrupting the other party's words, he obviously felt that the other party took a deep breath, as if trying to find ways to calm himself down, and after waiting for a while, he said, "That's okay, pursue—"

"Impossible, next."

"beg--"

"Reject, next."

"I haven't finished yet?"

"I don't know what you want to say?"

"Then why don't you understand?"

"You're playing charades with me again, aren't you?"

Osamu Dazai fell silent, and turned over to watch the movie on the TV. Nakahara took a look and found that the hero and heroine were still hugging each other and gnawing on each other. He covered his face in despair, pulled the quilt and covered it Out of sight, out of mind.

But the noise from inside was too loud, not to mention that Osamu Dazai was still lying close to him. After a while, the man twisted the quilt and lifted a corner, looked at one of his exposed eyes and asked, "Are you really sure?" Watch it with me?"

"I do not!"

He directly grabbed the quilt and covered himself tightly.

Lying in the quilt, Nakahara began to think about what the fuck was going on, and why it developed into him and Osamu Dazai lying on the same bed and watching adult movies together, but calm down and think carefully, Osamu Dazai It seems, as if, could, maybe, too clingy these days? ?

It's really too-to-sticky.

But thinking about it, this person does not have such a personality. Although he has become the kind of extrovert who likes to hang a layer of inconspicuousness after leaving the port mafia, but in essence, this person is still deserted. It's okay to talk flirtatiously to a girl, but if you really die together, you might run faster than anyone else.

Because it's not familiar, nor is it really a cheerful personality, it's completely an external shell to let go of yourself, let alone whether the two of them were so sticky when they were teenagers, let's look at it now Really uncharacteristically.

Zhong Yuanzhong also always felt that he had caught some clues, but felt that this feeling was erratic.

He has always been the type who won't hold back what's in his heart, but Osamu Dazai is, it should be said, he's the type to hold back what happened to him and solve it by himself, and in the end others may not know what happened. What's happening.Maybe the other party thinks this way is normal, but to him it is extremely irritating.

In his impression, Dazai Osamu has never been clingy at all. Of course, if the time that annoyed him is not counted, even if he is attracting bees and butterflies outside, it is someone who took the initiative to post it. Nakahara also thinks so, really. It's so weird.

Perhaps it was because of the relatively close relationship with the other party in the past, so even if Osamu Dazai was slightly abnormal, he didn't think it was a problem.

But only when he raised this issue alone did he realize that something was wrong.

Does the other party have this kind of personality?

Get in touch with your own understanding of Osamu Dazai and his style of dealing with the world, and the answer is self-evident.But if the answer is really determined, then the way the two of them get along is really problematic.

With a little clue, Zhong Yuan squinted his eyes under the quilt and thought about it while listening to the voices of um, huh, huh, huh in the movie.

First of all, it is impossible for this person to be particularly close to anyone. Even if it is the legendary dead friend, the two of them will drink, drink and chat together at most.Apart from the necessary behaviors of the girls who are fooled together, Osamu Dazai is basically just letting go and never taking the initiative, otherwise there would not be so many heartbroken girls calling him in the middle of the night crying to Dazai Why doesn't Zhi love them anymore.

Thinking of this, Zhong Yuanzhong felt a pain in the head. Although he had discovered some major changes in the other party from the beginning, although there were very serious reasons for ignoring them, but now it seems that such an approach is not very good, otherwise the other party would not It will be such a big reaction.

But if you make assumptions, you still can't figure out why Dazai is so clingy to him?

Hearing the fierce sound of the small movie outside, Nakahara Chu also lifted the corner of the quilt to look at the person sitting beside him watching TV with a blank face, and finally sat up from the bed, turned his head to call Dazai Osamu.

"Hey Dazai."

"Ok?"

"I ask you, do you like me?"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was silence between the two of them. Nakahara Nakaya looked up at Osamu Dazai, and Osamu Dazai also looked down at him. The two of you stared at me and I stared at you. I don’t know. Was it because his question was too sudden, or because it sounded more like a joke, in short, neither of them spoke, so Nakahara himself regretted asking this question for no reason.

But Osamu Dazai was not unresponsive, although his face was not visible, he could still see the changing and shrinking pupils of the other party under the light. He rubbed his hair a little annoyed, and just wanted to say forget it, don't take me seriously As soon as he asked, he heard the other party's loud rebuttal.

"How is it possible! How can I like you?!"

"Damn! Even if you know you don't have to be so loud?!"

"Who made you ask such a question suddenly?! Huh? Chuya, how did you come to such a conclusion?? Do you like me??"

"Isn't this topic mentioned before! I told you that was before!"

"what????"

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide in shock, what is rare is a real shock rather than an exaggerated expression, Nakahara didn't care what kind of moth the other party was doing now, and pulled over the TV from the other side of the bed The remote control directly and neatly changes channels.It's a relief to finally get rid of the torment of adult movies. He would rather spend the night watching a baby's diaper advertisement than go back to it.

As a result, before he stopped for a while, he was suddenly grabbed by the wrist, and Dazai Osamu took off that thick layer of body, and turned into a familiar appearance.

A pair of dark eyes glowed red under the dim light, and occasionally the emotions in the eye waves revealed a kind of sharpness. Compared with the current members of the Armed Detective Agency, the aura is more like that of the Hong Kong Black Police. A cadre who is frightened by people.The low air pressure and the momentum of the fall made that face turn cold, and the grasped wrist hurt a little, but Nakahara just looked at the other party with a frown, Dazai seemed to be still brewing emotions, so it took a while before It returned to its original appearance.

But no matter how you look at that smile, it doesn't reach your eyes. Maybe others can't tell the difference, but he can see it very clearly. This smile is so fake that it makes people feel flustered.But Zhong Yuanzhong is not afraid of the other party, but he just finds it very annoying in the eyes.

"What happened to you?"

"Chuya." Dazai Osamu's voice was low, and he took off his previous casual look, and his face was covered with a smirk against the light and shadows, "Say it again, what did you just say?"

"...Is there something wrong with you? It's fine if you don't hear it."

"'Before', when was 'before'? Was it when 'I' was away or when 'he' came? But this time is too close and too short, so it should not be 'he' but 'me', right?"

After digesting the words in the other party's mouth, Zhong Yuanzhong probably knew what this person was expressing, so he shook off the hand of the person in front of him and said calmly, no, there is no time, you heard it wrong.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, squinted his eyes, looked at him for two seconds, and said slowly.

"Impossible, you said—" the tone was drawn out and he was about to get under the quilt, his eyes sparkled as if he had seen some crab feast, which made Zhongyuan Zhong feel that something was wrong.

"what are you doing?!"

"You said I heard it, how can you deny it!"

"Get out, what did I say, where do you put your hands when you go out?!"

"You say it, Chuya, you say it! I heard it, I heard it!"

"If you hear it, you can laugh if you want to laugh!"

As a result, Osamu Dazai really burst out laughing. He grabbed his fingers and started playing. While playing, he got into the bed and arched his neck. His fluffy curly hair rubbed against his neck so itchy. People pushed it away, but the dog skin plaster couldn’t survive, and kept asking when was it before, oh my god, you really like me, do you think I’m glamorous and beautiful, come and tell me about your mental journey, I really love it I won't laugh anymore, hurry up, hurry up, and say it quickly.

It was quite different from his reaction after learning the news that 'he used to like Osamu Dazai' half a month ago, Nakahara Nakaya really rolled his eyes at the other party this time, and then pulled out his arm from under the other party's head.

"You think too much, I'm talking about the past tense, and you don't meet my mate selection criteria at all." After finishing speaking, he paused, thought for a while and then continued: "It's impossible for us to like each other anyway, you I also said it was impossible, so asking this question is completely pointless, we both went back to our respective homes after we returned to China, we had no connection and we will not have any intersection in the future. So - stay away from me."