【Double Black】As You Like It

All night - all night - all - one - night - on -

Osamu Dazai was tossing around like a kindergarten kid who was so excited that he couldn't sleep the day before the spring outing. He kicked his legs in the air while pinching the pillow and patting his back in the quilt, asking "Nakaya you" You like me, you like me, do you like me? Tell me, you liked me before, and why you like it now? Say it quickly, tell me, balabala, I’ve never heard of it.

It was useless for him to turn around under the quilt and deal with it coldly, but Osamu Dazai lay on him directly, resting his head on his head, poking his ear with his fingers and asking, Nakaya, why are you Don't say it, don't be shy, I won't laugh at you, I swear I'll laugh, I didn't die in love with Miss Beautiful this year.

Nakahara Chuya: "Oh."

"You just 'oh'?! And then?"

"It's none of my business that you find your beautiful young lady to die in love?"

"Can't you answer me? A little reaction?"

"Oh, then I wish the two of you a happy and loving relationship for a hundred years in the future?"

"..." Osamu Dazai seemed to be pissed off, he obviously choked for a moment, then turned his eyes away and said, "I didn't want to get along with others for a hundred years."

"Oh, then I'll bless you in advance for whoever you have a good relationship with for a hundred years, okay?"

"..."

Osamu Dazai is angry, he is really angry, and Nakahara Nakaya just glanced at the other party's dark clouded face and knew that this person was angry again. She began to reach out and touch his waist and began to pull his clothes.

Nakahara Chuya: "?????"

"Fuck! What are you doing?!"

Osamu Dazai raised his head and raised his eyelids to look at him, then pressed the corners of his lips and said in an unusually low voice.

"Fuck you."

"????"

The next second after this sentence was finished, Zhong Yuanzhong felt that the vest he was wearing was torn off by the other party. The sound of the cloth being torn was quite loud in the room, and the warm palm of the other party was attached to his lower abdomen. At that time, Chuya Zhongya's head was about to explode, and he immediately blushed and wanted to push him out of the bed.

But it is impossible for Osamu Dazai to go out. While tearing Chuya Nakahara’s clothes, he hugged Chuya Nakahara’s waist for fear of breaking the wound. Then he touched the abdominal muscles on his lower abdomen and said, “Be good, don’t move, otherwise we will be the same.” All suffer.

"Fuck! If you stop me, won't both of you suffer?!"

"You told me to have a good relationship with someone for a hundred years, what should I do?"

"Did you say you were going to die in love with others?!"

"I said you agreed, shouldn't you stop me?!"

"Why should I stop you? Go away! My pants are going to fall off, don't pull them!"

"Don't you like me? If you like me, this is normal behavior?!"

"No! When did I say I like you??—Even if I said it before, it's an expression of 'past tense', understand??"

"I liked it in the past! I don't care if you have to tell me clearly!"

"I made it very clear that I don't like you now, you are so annoying, Osamu Dazai!!"

The two of them tore each other and rolled around on the bed. In the end, Dazai couldn't help but wanted to bite him on the mouth. Nakahara Chuya quickly raised his hand to block it, and finally kissed him in the palm of his hand. Osamu Dazai trembled all over.

The other party grabbed his arm and insisted on leaning forward for a kiss. He turned over in horror and pushed him under the bed. After a jingling sound, the other party got up again, looked at him with gritted teeth and asked why he didn't let the kiss ? ?

Nakahara was no longer shocked but an earthquake of magnitude [-] in his brain. He was a little brain froze and didn't know what the hell was going on, so he picked up the pillow and pressed it on top of Dazai Osamu's head lying under the bed, Pressing down on someone to prevent them from getting up.

"Kiss you big-headed ghost! Are you really all right? What do you want to kiss me? Do you have a conspiracy?! Osamu Dazai, tell me the truth, are you trying to trick me again?!"

The person whose face was covered by a pillow and could only make a humming sound, took a long time to free his face from under the pillow, suffocated his face flushed, took a deep breath and then shouted at him.

"What's the matter with you, Chuya?!"

"What's the matter with me?! Is there something wrong with the person who suddenly rushed to tear my clothes?!"

"It's a compliment to say you're a slug! Don't you know how to cooperate?!"

"I cooperate with you with a mallet!"

Osamu Dazai managed to get up from the ground, wiped his face and rolled up his sleeves to ask Nakahara Chuya to surrender on the spot.When he jumped up again, he grabbed the itchy flesh on his waist. Before he could react for a while, he could only lie on the bed and pick up the quilt to fight to the death with Dazai Zhizhi.

Here you want to take off my pants and I will not let you take them off, and on the other side I will kiss you and you will not want me to kiss you.In the end, Osamu Dazai played his mind and pressed him back on the bed. Neither of them had any strength. You were gasping for breath, and I was so tired that I was dying, but I thought I could calm down, so I buried my face in the pillow He also seemed to hear something in the middle of the Central Plains. After careful identification, it was the sound of a metal belt buckle being opened.

"I rely on?! Are you serious?!"

"if not?"

"Wait for me! Is it appropriate for our relationship to do this?!"

"Then tell me, what's the relationship between us?"

"Of course it's the relationship between the two who look at each other and hate each other and want each other to die quickly!"

Osamu Dazai sneered from behind, and he squeezed his arm with a lot of strength. He felt a hand touching his bare back, and the action of pressing his spine made people tremble.

"You just said you liked me before."

"You don't listen to people, don't you? It's the past! It's the past tense!"

"That's fine, now the old love is rekindling."

"Has I ever had any old feelings with you?!"

"That's why you have a crush on me!"

"It's over if you have a crush on a hammer and don't fall in love!"

Hearing that Osamu Dazai who was riding on his back here swears a swear word in a rare way.

"Fuck, why didn't you tell me?"

"What did I tell you? Are you out of your mind Dazai Osamu?!"

"Tell you that you like me!"

"Then you laughed at you for printing big-character posters and pulling banners and flying hot air balloons on the top of the Hong Kong-Hei Building to spread the word?!"

After Zhongyuan Zhongye finished yelling this sentence, the person behind him was strangely silent, and he knew it was because he was right, and this person would definitely do such a thing at that time.

"Hmph, then you are guessing, maybe I won't do it."

"You are 'maybe', what excuse do you have??"

"That won't work, we have to rekindle the old relationship."

"Burn a fart! There is no love to burn!"

"What did you do?! Love?! Burn it for me!?"

"You let me burn a hammer for something I don't have?!"

"That's right, we can burn it once we sleep."

"Fuck?! What kind of fucking logic are you?!"

Nakahara also felt that Dazai Osamu's hand really reached into his pants and touched his tailbone, directly stimulating the arm, no matter whether it would be injured or not, it turned at an angle and broke away from the shackles in pain, Then in the next second, a roundabout kick kicked the person off the bed and fell directly on the wall.

"Are you sick! If you are not satisfied with your desires, go out and find a woman?! What do you think of me?!"

The person lying on the ground remained silent for a while, and it took a while to curl up, which was pitiful.

Because of the buffer for a short period of time, Zhong Yuanzhong also calmed down a little. He was still thinking about what this person was pretending to be pitiful and he didn't care about it. As soon as he turned around and wanted to lie down under the quilt and have a good sleep, he heard sobbing.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Clutching the blue veins popping out of his forehead, he turned his head to look at the person on the ground, who was still lying on the floor hugging himself, his shoulders were shaking, his bangs drooped to cover his eyes, and he didn't quite know what emotion he was in now. Anyway, it was... a sniffling sound.

"Hey! Are you all right?"

But Osamu Dazai didn't answer, he still kept that look and didn't speak.He grabbed a handful of hair irritably, then climbed down from the bed and walked to the corner of the wall, squatting down and using his fingers to try to brush away the broken hair on the other's forehead, but he was dodged when he just touched it.And the sobbing got louder.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

"Okay, tell me, what do you want?"

But even though he slowed down his tone, the other party still didn't move, instead he shrunk himself into a ball.Nakahara Zhong also looked like he had a toothache, but he beat him himself. If he really didn’t care before, he would have died even if Osamu Dazai was broken, injured, but now they are in such an embarrassing situation, being in the same room can’t be like I turned around and left like in Yokohama, so I could only ask this person what he was going to do again.

So I said, I didn't try hard, you pretend to be nothing, don't shake it, it won't hurt so much, it's alright, you can't sleep, it's almost dawn, can you blame me for being beaten? Who told you to do that.

But at the end of the long-winded talk, the man didn't respond. Nakahara Nakaya was so angry that he reached out to brush Dazai Osamu's hair, but was surprised to see this man with red eyes and tears, looking at him sobbing.

"..."

Come on, why are you crying? !

Although he has always known that Osamu Dazai is a stick, as long as he sees someone crying in front of him, Nakahara will be fine.Regardless of whether the other party is Osamu Dazai or not, he is very different.Or it was precisely because it was the other party that he felt even more at a loss.

Covering his eyes irritably, alright, alright, he accepted his fate, and Zhong Yuanzhong, who was just about to say that it was my fault, was ready to make a speech, and then he looked at the person lying on the ground in front of him and began to cry , pursing his lips, feeling wronged and aggrieved, but pitifully huddled into a ball and crying, Nakahara Chuya felt that something was wrong with a tactical retreat, and as expected, Osamu Dazai began to turn over old scores again with a crying voice.

"You hit me."

"Why did I hit you, you don't know?"

"Are you still murdering me?"

"Why do I hate you, you don't know??"

Osamu Dazai started to twitch as soon as he heard it, and Chuya Nakahara had a big head, so he said okay, okay, I will hit you and I will kill you.Over there, he blinked and squeezed out two tears, and continued to complain.

"You won't let me take off your pants."

"..."

"You still don't let me kiss you."

"You believe we'll both have nightmares at night after I kiss you."

"I won't!" Osamu Dazai said no with a stiff neck, raised his voice and settled the score with him with his fingers, sobbing while talking, "It's obvious that you like me, shouldn't you take the initiative to offer a kiss?"

"Is there really nothing wrong with your mind?? I said it was before!"

He made a little louder, and the other party shrank his neck pretending to be frightened, knowing that Osamu Dazai was pretending, but what can be done about it?What the hell can he do? ?

He rolled his eyes and didn't plan to let himself go to bed, but as soon as the thought came to him, the person in front of him started crying desperately, whimpering and moaning.

"You don't feel sorry for me at all?"

"What do I love about you?"

"I came all the way to save your life! Is that what you did to me?"

"Okay, I will never forget your great kindness." Nakahara Chuya said this sentence almost in a good way, and then Osamu Dazai turned his nose up and said to him.

"Then we don't have any teeth?"

After reacting for a second, he understood what this person was talking about, so he lifted the quilt without looking back, and got in without paying attention.After a while, I heard someone climb into the bed with sobs, and then put his arms around his waist and rub his wet face against his neck, which was very chilly and uncomfortable.

"You are so boring!"

"Then tell me."

The person who was holding him from behind was pillowed on his side face, and Nakahara Nakaya tilted his head slightly to see what Dazai Osamu was going to do, but he was bitten on the face by the other person, and he patted the person's thigh to make the other person let go, but despite his strength It's not big, but what's the deal with biting it all the time? ?

"You tell me, hurry up and I want to listen!"

"What are you listening to, are you an octopus?"

"I want to hear from you that you like me."

"I don't like you if I dream of your big head!"

"Who said that before? Did the puppy say it?!"

Nakahara was also so angry that he grabbed Osamu Dazai and said viciously, "You dog skin plaster can't be so sticky, okay?! I'll sue you for sexual harassment!"

"Oh, then I'll harass you." After finishing speaking, he was about to touch his chest, but he slapped it off immediately.

"What's the matter with you, do you like me, Osamu Dazai!? Why are you so close?!"

"You are blind to show that you like me!"

"Past tense!"

"Then why do you say you don't like it? You are making excuses!"

"Because you have a bad character, a terrible character, you are disgusting, and you are full of lies! Is that enough?!"

After he shouted this sentence Dazai Osamu looked at him flickeringly with his eyes, and seeing that the tears were about to fall again, Nakahara Nakaya stretched out his hand to wipe his tears on the other's face annoyed.

"Don't cry! Cry ass?!"

"You still won't let me cry?!"

"We both know you're pretending to cry, so you're exempt?"

"I don't care about you, just say how can I be so bad?!"

"God, you still don't know how bad you are?"

"Then what do you say is your criteria for choosing a mate??"

"Why are you asking this?"

"Can't I just ask?!" After speaking, he was about to put his face on it, but he was pushed away by Zhongya Zhongyuan.

"Life is exquisite and the three views are normal, gentle, considerate, considerate, and upright. Well, I don't have any relationship with you, are you satisfied?!"

"How is it possible?!" The other party looked at him in surprise and tears began to accumulate in his eyes again, "This is me, okay?! You really still have a crush on me!"

"Dazai Osamu, does your illness have anything to do with you?!"

"I'm your mate, I'm your dream girl!"

"Fuck you!"

But the other party just refused to give up, hugging his waist and sticking to his face while wanting to do some dangerous things while constantly yelling that you like me, of course you like me, eh!Hurry up and confess. After I record a voice, I will use it as a commemorative program for the Chinese New Year every year. If you don’t tell me, I will cry if I tell you!

Nakahara Chuya: Oh, get out, cry.

Then Osamu Dazai instantly shed crocodile tears all over his neck.

"Damn! Are you dirty?! Don't rub your tears on my neck!"

"You still think I'm dirty?!"

"People who used to throw stinky socks and underwear together are not qualified to ask such questions, okay?!"

"That's right! Chuya! You have washed my socks for three years, how dare you say you don't like me?!"

"Fuck, so if you don't like it in the future, you come up with me!"

"Look! I told you that you liked it and you said it!"

For a whole night, seeing the dawn, the two of them quarreled again, and Nakahara Nakaya shouted at each other in order to have a good sleep time.

"Ah———! I've had enough! Come on, I liked you! Satisfied?!"

"Remove the word 'over'!"

But he doesn't care!She buried her head in sleep, snatched the pillow from the other person's arms and stuffed it under her own head, closed her eyes and covered herself with a quilt, so as not to hear what was going on outside the window.

He wants to sleep, he wants to sleep until the sky is dark and the sun and the moon are dark.

No matter what the fuck Osamu Dazai wants to do, he doesn't care, he doesn't want to, fuck it, I was blinded by lard when I liked such a thing.

But Osamu Dazai couldn't calm down.

At the beginning, after he finished shouting, he was stunned for a long time, or he calmed down for a rare time. He thought he could really sleep, but after a while, Osamu Dazai quietly lifted a corner of the quilt , slipped in cautiously again, pursed his mouth, squinted his eyes and suppressed a smile, and made strange noises from his throat from time to time, and then the 1.8-meter-long man arched into Nakahara Chuya's arms, laughing while arching.

Nakahara Chuya: What kind of ancestor is this?

His eyes were about to roll to the sky, he wanted to turn over and face the wall but was caught back again, Dazai Osamu whispered in his ear, I knew it, Chuya, I knew you liked it I.

He didn't react at all, or he didn't care at all what Osamu Dazai, who was so excited that his nature was exposed, wanted to do now.

"I knew you must like me."

"Ah."

"Anyway, how can I not be attractive if I am so good?"

"Oh."

"Look, my lord is so charming that even Zhong can't be tempted."

"it is good."

But at the end, Osamu Dazai stopped, raised his upper body and looked at him, with surging emotions in his eyes.Zhong Yuanzhong can probably guess why, if he really cared about it, he would jump up and smash the other party's head, but what he is doing now is to tell the other party clearly.

--I do not care anymore.