【Double Black】As You Like It

Nakahara Chuya's reaction to Osamu Dazai really seemed to be looking at a fool. He raised his chin and raised his eyebrows at the other party, trembling with anger.Originally, he thought about it and let it go like this, but it was Osamu Dazai who planned to provoke him first, and he thought about who the hell he provoked, and caused such a big trouble for the other party.

So he looked at the frightened man leaning against the car door like a frightened chicken, and said almost in a growl: "Did you fucking kiss me first?! Don't pretend to be innocent with me at this time! I just yelled Who do I like him! If you think I’m gay and disgusting, don’t do it??”

After speaking, he raised his arm and rubbed his mouth, intending to return to his seat and continue driving, but the person who had opened his eyes suddenly jumped up again, and Zhong Yuan Zhong also thought, why the hell are you here again? ?As a result, the man grabbed his cuff and said in a more surprised tone than before.

"Eh? Did I kiss you?? Wait?? You like me?? Chuya, are you gay?!"

"I'm not fucking gay!!!"

He yelled next to Osamu Dazai's ear, then pushed the person to the co-pilot seat and restarted the car, but just as he was about to start the drink, he remembered that the location needed to be determined by Osamu Dazai, so he turned his head viciously , shouting at people super loudly.

"You just said 30 degrees to the left, now!"

The person sitting in the original position remained silent for a while, and Nakahara Zhong also suppressed his impatience and looked at the other party. He tapped the metal on the steering wheel with his fingers. After a while, the man raised his head and asked him for a map.

"Are you looking at the map now?"

"Yeah, I always want to know where we're going?"

"Palermo!"

"Palermo..." Osamu Dazai lowered his head again, put his hand on his mouth and murmured the name of the place in a low voice, then looked at him and then at himself, leaned on the car window and looked out, finally I looked around and raised my head to stare at the moon and stars above my head, and finally pointed to a direction and said, probably over there.

Chuya Nakahara stepped on the gas pedal without saying a word, thinking that the two of them should be so embarrassed that neither of them talked to each other, but for some reason Osamu Dazai suddenly became an ADHD patient. Looking at his arm without bandages, he frowned and didn't know what he was thinking.When this person came to him, Zhong Yuan couldn't help kicking him, and said angrily to the person next to him while holding the steering wheel.

"What the hell are you messing with!?"

"I didn't bother about anything."

"Then sit on the co-pilot and sleep on you!"

"I can not sleep."

"Don't you have to lie on my lap to fall asleep?! I won't be fooled, please be quiet!"

After he said this, the people around him became really quiet, not at all like the dog skin plaster in his impression.The two of them were driving in the dark wheat field with the night wind blowing. After a while, Osamu Dazai, who looked like a frost-beaten eggplant, came over quietly and asked him why he was angry.

In fact, it was a sign of weakness, but this sentence really ignited Zhongye's anger in Zhongyuan.

"Huh? You still ask me why I'm angry?!" He slammed on the brakes and landed his fist on the front of the car fender with a loud bang. "Obviously I can heal Yosano Akiko's injury, but you have to live in my house and let me serve you. Anyway, I also accepted the order of the leader. Coming here is considered to have saved me. I accept you." Love, after all, I am not an ungrateful person! If you know the past, you will know it How are you doing? Besides, I don’t have any thoughts about you now, after this incident is over, let’s go back to Yokohama and don’t contact anyone else!”

"No!" Osamu Dazai suddenly raised his voice and looked at him with his neck stuck: "No! Why didn't anyone contact anyone all of a sudden?!"

"Because I think you are too troublesome, okay?!"

"No! I'm not troublesome at all! Besides, Chuya is so angry, isn't it weird?!"

"Huh?? I was fucking kissed by you and you called me gay, okay?! Who is so surprised?!"

"But you just denied that you were not gay before, so what about 'you like me'?" Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes and looked at him, although his face still had that casual expression, but his tone was unusually serious.

"I've said it all, I don't like it now!"

"Did you like it before?!"

The suddenly raised voice startled Nakahara Nakaya, he looked at the other person with the eyes of a fool, wondering if this person is because you are really confident that you have been emphasizing this matter to make a fool of yourself.

"You said it 800 times, and I said it [-] times. It's all [-] years ago, and it's gone long ago!"

"That's why I liked it!"

"I don't like it anymore! Do you have any questions?!"

"My God—I can't believe—"

"Don't talk to me if you think gay is disgusting! Get lost, Osamu Dazai!"

"Wait, I didn't say I think gay is disgusting?! Are you really gay?!"

Chuya Nakahara was going crazy, why did he and Dazai Osamu discuss whether he was gay or not in the dark and silent night in the Italian rural wheat fields? !Is there something wrong? !

"Whether I'm gay or not is none of your business?!"

"Why is it none of my business! What breaking news is this?!"

"Damn it! Osamu Dazai! Sure enough, you just want to laugh at me for this kind of thing, right?! I believe you are a ghost, and you said so much before, just to trick me!"

"Huh? What did I say to you? Gay is something you've always been thinking about, right?!"

"Who was it to ask me if my ear piercing meant you were gay at first?!"

"How do I know it's... okay, then I didn't say I wanted to laugh at you?!"

"Huh? Isn't that your previous reaction?! Who are you going to scare with a sudden kiss?!"

"Chuya!" The other party suddenly grabbed his arm and pulled it to the other side. This time, instead of falling on Dazai Osamu's lap, he blocked it with his hand, "Are you coming? What do you want?"

The man whose panting sound was a bit disordered still didn't let go of his arm, Osamu Dazai didn't know why he suddenly looked strange, it wasn't the strangeness before, but the state of the whole person was not right.

He kept his head down so that people couldn't see what his expression was, and his breathing rate became light and heavy for a while. From this appearance, he knew that it was not suitable to continue arguing, so Zhong Yuanzhong didn't move much, waiting for this person to slow down. Come on.

After a while, Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and pulled the hair on his forehead, then opened his mouth to ask him.

"Chuya, do you have any orders from Mr. Mori after we go to Palermo?"

He was a little surprised to start talking about business suddenly, but that's good anyway, he didn't have the mood to quarrel.

"Not yet, just to say how low-key and low-key we can be. Now those people in Italy should already know that you are lying to them. By then, the two of us will probably be wanted by the whole city. I checked Time [-] Hours are really not enough for us to go there, so we can only wait after arriving at the location.”

"Is there any news from the Armed Detective Agency?"

"Huh? You sneaked out and asked me? How do I know!"

"Ah, that's it." He looked at the other person's face and sighed without emotion, and then nestled on the seat and there was no movement again. He restarted the car and drove slowly, and then it became the relationship between the two of them. They began to discuss the escape route without saying a word, and Zhong Yuanzhong didn't react at first, but after asking too many questions, he felt that there was a problem.

"Why do I feel like you're talking about me? Are you talking about me?!"

"Where is it? Isn't this knowing yourself and the enemy and you can win a hundred battles?"

"So you're still talking to me?! It's impossible for me to tell you more details. You just need to know that the two of us are retreating now!"

"But it's obviously a deserted escape..."

"I should really leave you there."

"I'm also your savior after all, right?"

"Then I won't become a snail girl. Give up, your proposal is just daydreaming."

After saying this, Osamu Dazai became wilted again. They were quiet for a while, without arguing or bickering. It was not until the end of the wheat field that Nakahara Nakaya stopped the car and checked the car while turning off the engine. I took out the remaining oil in the bag, and then took out the clothes in the bag and threw it over, saying that we should cover it and we will sleep in the wheat field for a while.

After speaking, he adjusted his sitting posture on the seat in the cab, put another coat on his body, and planned to sleep with his eyes closed.He also thought that if Osamu Dazai came to his side shamelessly, he would kick him out, but after 10 minutes of drowsiness, he was almost falling asleep and the man hadn't moved.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at his eyelids with disgust and found that the other party was still awake with his eyes open. Although it was a bit abnormal, he didn't intend to care about it. He turned over and closed his eyes again. When he was really about to fall asleep, the other party stretched out his hand Touched his shoulder and called him up.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was sleepy and ran all day, was also angry about getting up, and he slapped the other person's hand away and said what are you going to do and you have to sleep with him, right?Osamu Dazai leaned back when he heard it, raised his voice and said that I don't want it, I can sleep alone, why do I have to accompany you?After speaking, he let go of his hand.

"Then why did you wake me up?"

"Chat?"

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was so tired and hadn't had much rest until now, also took a deep breath, then finally opened his eyes and looked at the other party, gritted his teeth and said, "Aren't you tired?"

"Ah, okay?"

"But I'm tired, bastard! I had a hole in my waist and I led you to run over the wall in the middle of the night. I sang songs for half an hour in an underground bar to avoid being hunted down. You still play me only you! After being discovered Speeding the steering wheel on the highway, you still haven’t been mad at me! I’m so exhausted, let me sleep!”

Osamu Dazai pursed his mouth a little aggrieved, but then he returned to normal. Compared with the previous begging and begging, it was more like the stiff-mouthed attitude of a duck earlier.

"Aren't I not messing around now? — Ah, speaking of which, are you injured?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also gave the other party a blank look: "Ask the question knowingly."

Then Osamu Dazai touched his arm that was not wrapped in bandages, and suddenly smiled. This smile was not like the kind of breathless and cold smile he was used to, but more like the one he was familiar with. An angry and beating smile.

"Ah, it's been a long time since I saw Chuya who was injured. Is it because of this that he is so angry today? He's so weak..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also directly slammed his fist on the steering wheel of the car, and the horn was beeping, interrupting the other party's words, and making the noise echo in the wheat field.He didn't turn his head to look at the people around him, but just lowered his eyes to look at the license plate mark on the steering wheel, and finally said in a calm voice: "I know you're an asshole, so I don't know your level now, I want to laugh and quarrel with you, after that I'll send the luggage you left at my house back to the Armed Detective Agency, and that's it for now."

After finishing speaking, he curled up his legs and fell asleep with his coat on the side, and the car lights were turned off. For a while, there was nothing but the sound of breathing.He doesn't care what Dazai Osamu thinks anymore, but for some reason now he wants to sleep but can't sleep, he just closes his eyes and rests his mind.

The person sitting in the co-pilot must also know that he was not asleep. I don't know how long it took, maybe even the sky began to get dark, and Dazai Osamu's faint voice began to come.

"Zhongye."

He whispered as if he was afraid of waking him up, but insisted on calling him. Zhongyuan Zhong also pulled his coat off his body with the anger that blocked his chest, squinted a pair of ice blue eyes, and told the other party People 'put your farts away'.

The expression on Osamu Dazai's face couldn't tell what kind of emotion it was, but this person still maintained his usual appearance, he didn't even smile, his eyes lit up after he reacted a bit, and then returned to normal, let him only capture At one point it disappears.

"I told you about the snail girl."

"Yeah, is there a problem?"

"No, I'm just curious. What did Chuya think when he said he would take care of me?"

"I didn't think much about it. You suddenly want to talk to me?"

"Of course not, why should I talk to you?"

Nakahara Naka also stared at this man's smiling face, although this was expected, but according to the recent changes, Osamu Dazai must have started yelling as soon as he got on his lap, I want to talk to you, let's start the tea party .

No matter which one is true, it is what Osamu Dazai would say, but the latter is what this person has done recently after his change, and the current reaction cannot be said to be unexpected, but it always feels like he has finally gotten used to being sticky. After the slug-like Dazai, this person returned to his original form, which made him a little uncomfortable.

But he didn't have any position to say whether it was suitable or not, so he raised his eyebrows, turned over and wanted to sleep again.

"Oh, then I have nothing to say."

"Don't tell me, you can't sleep anyway."

"It's not your reason to torment me that I can't sleep!"

"I didn't bother, just chat."

"Talking fart! You can lie down on your lap if you want to, and I can't really smash your nose just because you are so fucking angry!"

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes after listening, as if he didn't expect him to say such a thing, or he was a little shocked by the content of this conversation.

"Lie... on your lap?"

"What's the matter? Didn't you lie down peacefully before you were begging for nothing? You were not allowed to lie down and pretend to cry?? Are you going to sleep or not? I'll sleep if you don't."

"Hey, come on, no, why am I going to lie on my lap? Shouldn't we talk about this later?"

"Then what do you want to talk about?!"

Nakahara was also so angry that his head hurt, if it wasn't for him, it would really not be easy to get out from here, he could pack Dazai Osamu into a ball and throw it out of the car.

"I just want to ask you what you think after taking care of me."

"How can you think, troublesome, giant baby, placenta, need help in bathing, sleep with someone, picky eaters when eating, why didn't you starve yourself to death!"

"You still give me a bath?!"

"Otherwise, do you fucking lose your memory?"

Osamu Dazai took a deep breath, and then collapsed into a heap of dejection as if a bone had been broken for some unknown reason, and Nakahara was too lazy to talk to this person, anyway, Dazai Osamu was not unaware that he was mentally ill when he had nothing to do.

"Don't think about it too much, the most you can do is wash your hair and throw you in the bathtub to soak and then fish it out. I'm not interested in you now so I don't have to worry about whoever is gay or not will harass you, even if I'm gay It is also impossible to fall in love with you and put your heart back into my stomach."

Speaking of this, Zhongyuan Zhong, who was so sleepy that his eyelids hurt, lit another cigarette and smoked, thinking that I would not sleep anymore, anyway, it would be dawn in a while.

But Osamu Dazai quit, and approached him but still kept a distance, asking him what's the matter.

"What's the matter?"

"What do you mean even if you're gay, you can't see me? Am I bad?!"

"Why should I fall in love with you?"

"Isn't Chuya the one who said he liked me before?!"

"You fucking said it yourself! And it's in the past tense!"

"Then I don't care! Otherwise, who else do you want to see?!"

"Why are you so annoying?? I used to think that you have changed a little and you are not so annoying. Why did you suddenly change back??"

As soon as the words fell, he felt that Osamu Dazai had become a little bit out of place, the expression on his face was subtle and tangled, as if he had eaten something, his teeth were sore.But after a while, I felt that the expression on the face was not right, and the sloppy look from the beginning suddenly turned sharply, and the atmosphere became stiff, as if the beautiful skin hanging on the outside after washing off had faded away. Back to the feeling of holding a gun and torturing a corpse.

"Chuya." The other party called his name, did not look at him with his eyes but pointed his body in his direction: "Compared to the current me, do you think the previous one is better?"

This question again... This is the second time Nakahara Chuya heard this question from Dazai Osamu, just like the alarm in his mind sounded in the past, tick-tock yelling crazily, so that He still responded with silence and did not reply to this answer.

But the silence didn't last long, and suddenly Osamu Dazai raised his head again, squinted his eyes and turned back into a hippie smile, stretched out a hand and approached him, with his palm resting on the car door behind him, and circled him directly in the driver's seat forward.

"Zhongye, I didn't feel very good just now, shall we kiss again?"

The inexplicable sentence and the sudden turn of the topic stunned him, but he looked at the person in front of him, thought about what this person did, stretched out his hand to cover Osamu Dazai's approaching face, and pinched it with his fingers. Touching the man's chin, he said a word with a loud voice.

"roll."

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Leader Jae: I am innocent and helpless, obviously it should be double the happiness, why the hell? ?