【Double Black】As You Like It

He refused very simply and didn't leave any room for the other party, but Osamu Dazai still held his hand next to his head and refused to let go, meaning that he had kissed him before, why not this time, you are treating them differently, so you can't treat them equally Well, Chuya, you really are a man who likes the new and dislikes the old. I see through you!

Nakahara Chu also had question marks all over his face, although he didn't know what the other party was referring to, but he grasped the point, so he grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar and shouted that it was you who fucking came over to kiss me first, Osamu Dazai was also in a hurry , Say I want to kiss you at that time, you can refuse!Zhong Yuanzhong also laughed angrily at this sentence, so he said, so I am refusing now, are you blind? !

"No! Chuya, you haven't understood until now, you shouldn't reject the current one, you should reject the previous one!"

"Did you give me a chance to refuse before? And is there any difference between these two times??"

"Of course there is a difference? Don't you think my current invitation is more gentlemanly, charming and exciting? Isn't it more fascinating than the sudden attack before?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared at the other party's eyes, and finally said to him in a poker-faced tone, "Not really, on the contrary, I need to be beaten even more."

"Why?!—Damn it! Sure enough, you prefer the way you were before? Could it be that Chuya, you like to force—poof—it hurts!"

He withdrew his fist and pushed the man back to the co-pilot's seat. Seeing that the sky was getting dark, he hurried into the city under the cover of night. No one knew where the enemies were lying in ambush.So he said to Osamu Dazai, don't make trouble, and don't mess around. At worst, I will cook you the crab feast that I owe you last time when I go back. After we are done, we will go our separate ways. .

But Osamu Dazai couldn't bear it when he heard about the crab feast, so he raised his voice and said that you promised to make crabs for me again after four years? ?I used to make you do things you wouldn't even do!You do it now? ?

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that this person was just looking for faults, and now I made it for you, you are still excited, so he replied that he would step on the gas pedal and turn the steering wheel if he liked it, but the other party looked like you, a heartless man. His expression was dancing, and he started to yell as if he had done something heartbreaking.

"You actually agreed to cook for me?! You still cook?! I tried to climb your window for four years and couldn't get in. You still agreed to make crabs for me?!"

"Why don't you yell when I feed you crabs?! If you don't want to eat, don't eat! I'm convenient!"

"You still feed me—?!"

This sentence almost screamed out, and the next second Dazai Osamu grabbed his hand and said expectantly, "Can I feed you again."

To be honest, this is already a bit abnormal. After driving for a short time, the car stopped again. Zhongyuan Zhong also shook off the opponent's hand and asked very seriously: "What's wrong with you?"

Osamu Dazai originally wanted to say that nothing was wrong with him, but he didn't say anything, he blinked his eyes and said nothing, and when he found that this person was silent, he said again: "You don't remember what happened before?"

This time Osamu Dazai hesitated, and said that he only remembered that we were going to the port to wait for Mr. Mori's rescue, and the rest was gone.

Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned and looked at the other person's expression, wanting to see if this person was pretending to be stupid, but Dazai Osamu was originally a big fool who was very good at fooling people, and after looking left and right to see nothing, he planned to confirm again.

"Do you still remember the earth ability user who attacked Yokohama before?"

"I don't remember." Osamu Dazai replied in seconds.

"You don't remember anything after that?"

"Can not remember."

"What about your broken limbs?"

"..." Osamu Dazai was strangely silent for a while, and then said that he didn't remember.

After Zhong Yuanzhong also heard it, he laughed. It was the kind of smile from the heart. Zhang Yang was dying, and he was so beautiful at sunrise. He laughed out loud, and then watched Dongfang rise in the endless wheat field. The red Chaoyang wantonly vented his emotions, and then started the car.

He said, it's good not to remember, so don't remember.Regardless of whether it’s because of the supernatural ability or if you hit your head before, anyway, this is really good. After I return to Japan, the two of us will return to the bridge. I recognize the favor you came to save me. I owe you one.

Saying so, I looked at the road ahead with a smile, and really thought it was pretty good.

Anyway, the two of them won't have any relationship in the future, if they have to talk about it, it's just the former partner, plus an old acquaintance.

Don’t remember what happened when the two of them lived together before, it meant that Osamu Dazai would not bring up the old things again, and not bringing up the old things again meant that there would be no more potential troubles, Chuya Nakahara, who hated troubles, thought this was simply too much Well, it doesn't matter if the other party is real or pretending.

It really means that this matter is turning over, and the pretending means that Osamu Dazai himself is unwilling to mention those previous experiences. That kind of experience is very good for him, so Zhong Yuanzhong is not entangled in this at all, and it doesn’t even matter. The topic of being gay or not, if possible, he was thinking about the fact that the other party liked him before he found out, so it would be best to put it down.

He thought beautifully, but Dazai never followed the routine.

"Impossible! Are you trying to make a clean break with me??" Osamu Dazai grabbed his arm in horror, causing Nakahara Nakaku, who was suddenly touched, to turn the steering wheel carelessly.Fortunately, this is on a wheat field. If it is on any road, there will definitely be a traffic accident.

But before he had anything to say, the other end began to complain endlessly.

"I'm innocent, okay? I was scolded by you for some reason and quarreled by you for some reason, Chuuya, you have to be reasonable, because I bumped my head before... so it must be your problem! A look of 'Oh, you didn't do it before. What's the matter with the attitude of making it better and now you can't bear to look at it?! Am I terrible? Do you like it better before? Did I look better before? Are you treating it differently?! Must be?! Four He has been ignoring me all these years, and would quarrel with me if he disagreed, but why was it possible before?! Why?! I said I don’t remember and behaved casually. It’s better if you don’t remember, Are you looking at me separately from the previous period? So it doesn’t matter if I don’t remember?”

Obviously, the voice was very loud, and he looked like he was about to quarrel, even uncharacteristically, he almost wanted to yell, but he had a face of "I'm so wronged, I'm so wronged", as if Zhong Yuanzhong also owed him 500 Just in case.

He paused at this point, and he was about to say something, but Osamu Dazai interrupted him again, and continued: "It's so unfair! What's so good about him?! You still make crabs for him! Crabs! You won't do it for me?! Chuya, what's the matter with you? Still lying on your lap?? He crawled on your thigh? I haven't crawled before?!"

"You never climbed a fart!"

"I just haven't climbed?!"

"You still separate yourself from him? Dazai ruled you to be schizophrenic??"

As soon as this question was asked, Osamu Dazai froze, frowning, then raised his head and denied it, saying that I just lost my memory and didn’t remember me. No matter when I can’t remember, it’s not me!

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared dumbfounded at this man's argument with him, but he didn't have the slightest thought about this fallacy, so he closed his eyes and said, okay, okay, you are you, he is him, you separate yourself into eighteen I don't care about it!

But Osamu Dazai blew up again, saying that two are fine and you still want eighteen? !Why are you like this? ?

"When did I say I wanted eighteen?"

"Which one do you choose, the one before or the one I am now?"

"I don't choose any fucking one!"

"Then you still want to wait for the third one?!"

"What the fuck are you talking about?!"

"Where am I talking nonsense, you still wash his hair?! You two still live together?! Oh my God—then why would you kick me down if I climbed on your balcony?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also yelled at the other party with a full stomach: "I fucking take care of you is the leader's order! Otherwise, I will start my vacation comfortably in Norway now! Instead of jumping off the plane to take over your this The mallet! I kicked you down because you fucking wanted to paint my house pink, didn't you know that!"

The person who was yelled at by his collar shrank his neck pitifully, and muttered in a low voice how long it's been going on, why are you still rehabilitating the old score.But then he straightened his back confidently and told him that there is him without me and me without him!

Nakahara also sneered, thinking what the hell is the difference between you and him, Dazai, but thinking about his understanding of the other party, Dazai would not make such a joke with him, even if It's just a joke, and I won't keep talking about it endlessly.

So he turned his head and asked in a rather serious tone: "Dazai, did you really hit your head? Or did you have some strange ability?"

The other party pursed his lips and didn't speak, neither said yes nor no, just perfunctory, and then felt very anxious, especially looking very eager, and the whole person seemed to be fidgeting and pulling himself Bandages and bow ties around his neck, and after a while, he faced him and resumed the previous topic.

"I want to sleep with you."

"Sleep ass, it's dawn."

"Then why was it possible before?!"

"Your limbs were broken before!"

"Is it okay to have all the limbs broken?" What's the reason for this?

"You really have a problem with your brain, right? When you don't sleep with you, you act like heaven and earth. Why are you shouting after sleeping with you? Osamu Dazai, are you deliberately trying to quarrel with me? Are you itchy?"

"Then I'm going to sleep now!"

"Sleep in your bed!"

"how about you?!"

"Are you a three-year-old giant baby and you still need someone else to sleep with you?! Call your fucking women! Why are you tossing me?!"

Osamu Dazai choked and said, where am I going to find a woman to sleep with now!He said that I am not a woman, why are you looking for me? !The other party yelled that if there is a first time, there will be a second time if you don't sleep with me, I will make a fuss, and Zhong Yuan Zhong also chuckled, saying yes, you make a fuss, opened the car door and walked out.

Nakahara also felt that he should calm down his mind, don't think about the bastard Dazai Osamu, and don't look at the opponent's face.So he was walking alone in the wheat field at five o'clock in the morning, smoking a cigarette but his mind was full of Osamu Dazai.This man was so haunted, he was so angry that his head really hurt.

He thought to himself that no matter what happened to this person because he didn't remember anything, it would be no loss to him. After all, nothing happened to the two of them. Physical contact, back to the distance where they were still sleeping on the same bed in the organization.

But it would be a pity to say that the distance is gone, and it would be too false to say that it is not a pity, but if it is really gone, there is no real meaning. After all, no matter how you say that person is Osamu Dazai, there is no difference between having or not.

Before he finished smoking this cigarette, Osamu Dazai touched it, he was so annoying, he asked why you are so annoying, can you give me some peace, Osamu Dazai said dryly that I will not disturb you, I just feel afraid of you leaving I lost it and can't find it.Zhong Yuanzhong also said that I am not a minor, how could I get lost, and then the other party asked in a blink of an eye, do you know where North is?

He was silent, and he would go up to the cigarette butter.Who, except Osamu Dazai, knows the north, south, east, west, and north of the wheat fields that look exactly the same for several miles around?

The other party smiled and said oh, don't be angry, okay, okay, I'm not sorry, don't be so angry, it's useless for you to smoke here, get in the car and talk.

"Who the hell pissed me off!"

"I don't want to either. I'm so wronged."

"What a grievance! Hold on!"

Osamu Dazai followed him back to the car with his mouth pursed. He was so angry that he would stare when the other party opened his mouth. After several times, he could only make people groan on the co-pilot. Unable to hold back any longer, he got up and went to his side and said aggrievedly.

"I'm really innocent, okay Chuya?"

"Humph."

"I'm fragmenting in the middle."

"Oh."

"You must not mix me with that, you know, that's fake, that's wrong, you see, we've known each other for so long, you can't tell the difference, right?"

"Ah."

"If you continue like this, I will really ignore you."

"That's good, don't talk to me afterwards, I'm afraid I can't help but really break the bridge of your nose."

Nakahara was also driving the car intently, while Dazai Osamu was moving around, dancing and gesticulating like a ghost.

"How can I do that? I haven't even enjoyed your taking care of me!"

"You fart! Who the hell brought you up during the years you stayed in the organization!"

"You're talking like you are my mother..."

"Go away!"

He kicked the opponent, and the person screamed in pain, and then crawled over unwillingly and continued to gesticulate with him.

"Can it be the same?! Now you treat me with a cold face, and you used to take me to eat crayfish anyway!"

"I took you to eat crayfish before!"

"What?! You still took him to eat crayfish?!"

Seeing that Osamu Dazai was about to stand up from the co-pilot, Nakahara Nakaya pulled the man down again, he was very annoyed, and said yes, I took you to eat, not only took you to eat, but also went shopping in a non-spicy place Are you satisfied with the food you bought in the mall?

"I want crayfish."

"Well, you want to."

"I still want to eat crabs."

"Well, go and eat by yourself."

"What else? Oh, I want you to wash my hair."

"Dream your big head."

"Then why can he do it! Can't I compare to him?!" After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and began to click on the screen. After clicking, he patted his thigh and said, "It's only half a month?! Half a month! I've been broken for half a month?! Half a month and you've moved on!"

"What the hell are you talking nonsense about?! What empathy? If you are really schizophrenic, I will call the leader and report it now, so as not to see you have problems when I go back. People from the Armed Detective Agency will use it as a false accusation I."

After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai immediately lay down, stretched out his two long legs that had no place to rest, and began to moan innocently, saying that I was sick, I was injured, and I couldn’t do it. It’s all your fault, Nakaya, and you are responsible. After shouting, he stared at He, and promised that he would never leave his phone number to those beautiful ladies again.

Zhongyuan Zhong also gritted his teeth, okay, you are really capable, thank you for your hard work!

"Can you be more stable, more mature, don't be 22 and 23, why do you really look like a giant baby! Wasn't it very reliable before?"

Dazai was shocked.

"You...you think I'm not as reliable as him??"

"No, what I said was before you..."

"Isn't that about him!"

"What the hell are you crazy about?"

"Where am I unreliable? When I was still in Hong Kong, who booked the plan? Who did the investigation? Who came? The torture is who did it! It's all me and I have nothing to do with him! I said it before Is it not my plan to make the mission successful? You never said that I was reliable? Why is he more reliable than me? Eat your food and crawl Does your bed have to be reliable?! Then I did this at the age of 15 and you compliment me?"

Nakahara Chuya didn't look at him this time with the eyes of a fool, but this time he looked at him with a mental retardation.

He hesitated and asked cautiously, "Dazai, are you really alright?"

The fuck is Osamu Dazai?This is being possessed by a ghost, right? ?

Now Nakahara Nakaya is terrified. How could the Osamu Dazai in his memory, or what he knows, yell at him because of this, just like a kindergarten kid who was robbed of his little red flower Same.After he finished asking this question, the other party also stopped, and seemed to realize that he was a little abnormal now.Then he lowered his head and propped his forehead with his hands, sucked in a breath of cold air and let it out slowly. The two were silent for a long time before the other party returned to their usual tone and voice, and spoke slowly.

"I'm not used to it because of the fragments. I'll ask Xie Ye when I go back. Just take what happened before as a bad symptom of my amnesia. Forget it."

It was only this time that Zhongyuan Zhong felt that the other party had calmed down, and it was true that Osamu Dazai, who wanted him to eat crabs and sleep together, was too scary. Although he had done this kind of thing before, the two situations were not the same. , this person really overreacted as if he had been dropped.

After he responded, he continued to drive, and the relationship between them finally stopped, and they entered the next city without any risk before dawn.

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Wu Zhenzai's reaction was actually quite normal.

As soon as I came back from the clip, I saw my deadly enemy kissing me, not only the deadly enemy, but also the object of my crush.

After finishing it, I found that the cabbage I was planning to push was beaten by someone.

And it's staggeringly fast.

Caibi felt unbalanced, his defense tower was gone, and he thought there was something wrong with him.

Of course it's going to explode.

Actually just thinking.

I was green? ? ? ? 【You two have never been together, wake up】