【Double Black】As You Like It

Nakahara Nakaya turned his head and glanced at Osamu Dazai wrapped in the rice dumpling with the eyes of a fool, then turned his head and said to the person at the door to leave him alone and continue talking.The person who was in charge of handing over the characters had been in the organization for several years, so he naturally knew Dazai Osamu's face, so even if he said don't worry about it, he always felt that the other party was uncomfortable.

So Zhongyuan Zhong also walked out of the house and closed the door, so as to prevent Osamu Dazai from blowing his beard and staring at others behind him. The moment the door was closed, he could feel the people in front of him heaving a sigh of relief, and then he took out a document from his briefcase. , tell him that the leader has a task for you to do.

"Although it's your vacation, Mr. Chuya, so far, I really can't find a suitable person to do it. Master Hongye is on a business trip and can't get away from him, and Black Lizard is also on a group mission. Master Guangjin just did it yesterday. I sent a message saying that there is no room for people, even if some people can be transferred, they are not suitable, and other cadres have their own things to do, so I have no choice but to disturb you."

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't think it was a bother, anyway, he was being tossed by Dazai at home if he didn't do the task, so he could go out and find something to do.He took the document from the other party's hand, and after a cursory glance, he found that the mission was actually Italy.

He raised his head and looked at the other party unexpectedly. As the handover, he naturally knew the content of the mission, so the other party turned his head embarrassingly. The plan fell through, so the leader is very sorry. It just so happens that this time the task is in Italy. The leader means that if you finish the task, you can play there and relax. It’s okay not to come back.

After speaking, this person glanced at the transparent glass window of the house behind him without any trace, and then told him in a low voice, it is paid leave, Mr. Nakaya.

Well, he heard it, Mori Ogai hoped that he would leave the trouble of Osamu Dazai here.

Although he also thought so, but to be honest, he has been taking care of the other party for more than a week, and now he just throws it away, and he always feels that the matter is only half done.Besides, even if he understood that there must be some kind of deal between the port mafia and the Armed Detective Agency to leave Osamu Dazai on his side, but this person is still a sick person who will starve to death if he is left at home casually.

Definitely, absolutely.

Osamu Dazai could starve himself to death.

He really doesn't mind such things as missions. After all, 996 has persisted for so many years, and even 007 has worked overtime.It is impossible for them to have any stable holidays in this kind of occupation, and it is impossible for hostile forces to go from [-] to [-] to set holidays and not to do things. If there is any task that must be done, even if they just take off their clothes and lie down, they will be in the next second. Get up and do things.

Nakahara Nakahara has long been familiar with things like business trips, but he still pointed his finger at the position behind him, and asked the other party what to do with the person wearing it in the house. The other party thought about it and said that the Armed Detective Agency does not accept Mr. Dazai now. , Chief Sen meant to find someone to take care of him.

Nakahara was also a little surprised, because the Armed Detective Agency refused to accept Osamu Dazai?What did this person do to make the group of people not want to take the injured employee back?

He thought about the conversation he had with Akiko Yosano and Atsushi Nakajima when he had just dealt with the supernatural being on the streets of Yokohama. The famous detective was mentioned in it, and he said it was thrown to him?

But after thinking about it, he didn't intend to worry about this kind of thing. Anyway, he didn't need to ponder and care about the internal relationship of the detective agency, and it wouldn't hinder him.So I took a rough look at the things in my hand and told the other party that I know, I will do the task, you go back first.

The handover staff gave him a salute and left. When Nakahara Nakaya turned around and was about to enter the room, he saw a huge face printed on the glass. Osamu Dazai lay on it and looked at him with the expression of looking at a scumbag , while he opened the door without any fluctuation and walked in.

Osamu Dazai started yelling as soon as he entered the room, saying that you are not allowed to go, you can’t go, are you going to leave me? .

Balabala's mouth can speak vigorously.

Nakahara Nakaya stood there in shock, he said Osamu Dazai, what nonsense you said, when he was passing by the living room, someone stopped him and leaned on his lower back, and pulled him sticky to prevent him from leaving.

"Aren't you going to take care of me the whole vacation??"

"But something bigger than you came up."

Osamu Dazai looked like he was struck by lightning, and looked at him with a shocked face, as if he had told some big joke: "Is there anything more important than me in this world?"

He patted the document in his hand on the other person's face, and said in a very readable tone, yes, there are, there are many, there are so many, you can't even be ranked.

Osamu Dazai, who was not in the ranking, lost his temper. He was huddled in the quilt and exuded air-conditioning. Nakahara Chuya was not in the mood to coax others at this time. When he went upstairs, he began to contact his subordinates to buy air tickets and deal with overseas affairs. During the period, he was in the room While holding the phone between them, he went back and forth to prepare things, and even went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast for both of them when he found time.

He didn't miss a word on the phone, and his hands moved very quickly. After the sound of the microwave oven rang, he put the plate on the dining table, and then said to the phone, "wait a minute, just wait." He went to the bed and dug out Osamu Dazai who was stuffed under the blanket like a mushroom.

"Okay, what are you awkward, come out to eat."

As soon as the person was dug out, the other party got in again, which gave people a feeling of "I don't listen to me, I don't look at me, I don't care if you are a heartless man, a philanderer, or a scumbag who throws away when you run out". The whole person seems to be like The dead fish soaked in the water makes people feel gloomy and wet.

Since Zhongyuan also saw a lot of other people who were in a bad mood and wanted to commit suicide in the past, even the expressions and atmosphere that ordinary people would feel uncomfortable seeing were very common in his eyes.In terms of strength, the gap between the two is too big. He dragged Osamu Dazai up like a cat, and fixed it in front of the dining table so that people could have breakfast quickly, saving him from being hungry for a while.

But the person with lowered eyes didn't cooperate at all, so he whispered that if you don't go, I will eat.Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned and said that you used to be a cadre of Hong Kong gangsters, so naturally you know that this kind of thing cannot be refused.After speaking, he scooped up a mouthful of porridge with a spoon and handed it to the other party's mouth, holding his chin and coaxing a little angrily.

"Open your mouth to eat."

Osamu Dazai's face was swollen with anger, but he still opened his mouth and ate the porridge on the spoon, feeling angry while eating.

"What should I do if you go out?"

"Someone will arrange to take care of you."

"I'll leave them dead."

"Leave this little threat of yours to the leader."

"You don't care about me?"

"I shouldn't be in charge of you. As the care recipient, please be grateful. Although I didn't expect you to be a little grateful from the beginning, at least don't act like you rely on me."

After speaking, he took another spoonful and handed it to the other party's mouth.

Originally agreed to accept Dazai Osamu because of Mori Ogai's order, and the people from the Armed Detective Agency ran too fast, and Dazai Osamu had a special status and was injured in a certain way. The relationship is also complicated after all.With the mentality of not being able to leave this person alone, I picked him up and put him away.

It was a surprise that the leader gave him more holidays. Although he could guess it from the beginning, Mori Ogai was able to call him to let him get off the plane because of Osamu Dazai. Trading, but Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't care about it to be honest.Because in the end, he is just a tool for the operation of this organization. As long as the goal of the leader can be achieved, whether it is a sword, a shield or a screw is not very important, he is willing to do it.

Moreover, it is really comfortable to go on a business trip for personal tasks. After finishing what should be done, there is a specially ordered paid vacation, which makes Nakahara Chuya absent-mindedly feed the meal while holding his mobile phone to start searching for interesting things in Italy.

Osamu Dazai can obviously feel his perfunctory, he stopped eating half of the meal, lying on the table by himself exuding 'I'm very angry, I'm super angry, let me tell you, I'm so angry that I can not only kill ten bears but also Hand blade ten Russians' breath.But Zhong Yuanzhong didn't care at all, the phone was still scrolling through messages, he rubbed the soft hair on the top of the opponent's head, got up and threw the breakfast bowl and chopsticks into the dishwasher, and began to count the distance.

Osamu Dazai seemed to know his rules of doing things, so he was not obsessed with telling him not to go out. Instead, he came around and asked him if he would take him with him when he went out?

I just booked the air ticket, the visa and the necessary procedures are also done, because this time the mission is lurking, so I didn’t use the connecting route in Gangheili. Instead, I booked the first class of civil aviation, which can be regarded as a new attempt for ordinary people journey abroad.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little surprised when he heard this, not because he was surprised that the other party wanted to go out with him, but because he knew that the mission was paramount and he made such a request.He didn't raise his head and said that it's impossible for you to give up, what's the point of taking you? Although we have agreed to cooperate temporarily and not go to war, it is essentially a relationship between competitors, and you are now half disabled. What are you doing with a tow bottle?

The reason is this, and it is very high-sounding and very reasonable, but Osamu Dazai was only stunned for two seconds before he began to refute his words.

"You can't say that. Since the truce is now a cooperative relationship, if you still hold the idea of ​​​​the previous hostile period, I will think that Chuya and you are making superficial articles. This is not conducive to the common development of both sides. Although I am half-disabled now. Anyway, the brain is still there, not to mention anything else, when we were two partners before, I was able to get twice the result with half the effort? I can help you complete the task in a very short period of time, and the rest of the time we can enjoy playing in Italy .”

In addition, I started to recommend interesting attractions in Italy to him. Is there any interesting place that only locals know about? What is delicious and which hotel has good service? It is summer and what time of the month is there? .It's almost as if Jiazhen opened his mouth.

Zhongyuan Zhong also put down his phone and looked at the other person, wondering if this person was being too aggressive.

"You are so familiar, have you been there before?"

"Ah... I have indeed been there, but I just skipped work."

"That Kunikida Doppo didn't kill you?"

"It's not his turn to hit me yet."

Speaking of which, Osamu Dazai seemed to look at him and smiled, and he insisted on taking him with him if he wanted to die.

If it was other usual requests, Zhong Yuanzhong might have agreed to it, but he was very clear about business and personal matters, so he rejected the other party's proposal without any room for negotiation.

The air ticket was booked for the next afternoon, and I didn’t pack much luggage. After all, if I sneaked into the mission, I would definitely have to change my outfit and identity when I arrived in Italy. Basically, I only brought a small box of supplies.

Before leaving, he said to the sulking person who didn't say a word, I will communicate with the person sent by the leader, and the family doctor will come over next week, so don't be so big as you are in your 20s. It is as worrying as a three-year-old giant baby.You are now a whitewashed identity, if you play someone to death, you still have to find Ango Sakaguchi, so think about it yourself.

Even after he finished his advice, he planned to go upstairs to sleep. Osamu Dazai didn't make a fuss today, and he didn't know whether he slept or not when he was alone on the bed.

He hugged the quilt and thought, then I'll go upstairs to sleep, and the prepared air tickets and luggage are piled up at the door, so I can just go out tomorrow.But just as he was about to take the quilt and pillow away from Osamu Dazai, the man suddenly opened his eyes and told him softly, you are going to abandon me and run away from home, and you will not sleep with me at night Did you say that this is what humans do?

Without hesitation, Zhongyuan Zhong also threw the pillow and quilt in his arms on top of the other person's head, saying that you are the only one who is going to run away from home. I.

Before he finished speaking, Osamu Dazai was unhappy, he pulled the quilt on his head to show his face, and said, what qualifications do you have to say that my sleeping phase is obviously worse than yours, okay? ?

"Who is the person who slept on my arm all night?!"

"Obviously you hit my face with your arm!"

"Shut up whoever squeezes me into the wall!"

"That's what you got out of!"

"Huh? Who's that octopus-like thing when I woke up?"

"Huh? I don't know, I don't know, who are you talking about?"

"Osamu Dazai!"

He shouted the other party's name, and Osamu Dazai stretched his neck and agreed loudly.The two of them just looked at each other, and finally Zhong Yuanzhong also hated this person, pulled off the quilt and covered his head again.

"Sleep well! I'm going out tomorrow morning!"

"Then you sleep with me."

"Didn't I sleep with you yesterday?!"

"You only stay with me for one day? Are you a disposable product?"

"I will really kill you, Dazai!"

"Come on, whoever doesn't kill today is a puppy!"

"You are the fucking dog!"

"So, you still don't want to kill me."

Osamu Dazai was like a fox gloating at his misfortune. He laughed so hard that his face was full of beatings. After laughing, he lay down on the bed, stretched out one leg and lightly touched Nakahara Chuya's knee, and said that you are going to leave, you have to go Don't care about me, you don't have to feed me tomorrow, you can sleep with me for another night, this time I really won't pull you to cover the quilt and just chat.

He thought it would be the last night anyway, and the quilt happened to be covering Osamu Dazai's head, so he would have to sleep for another night.

So he rubbed his forehead in pain, and said that it's okay to sleep with you for another night.After finishing speaking, he put down his things and went to the bathroom to wash up.

The mobile phone is now full of mission reports and related processes this time.

The specific content is probably obtained from a certain organization in Italy. The content of the news is a complete military or huo sales route. If it is obtained by Hong Kong gangsters, it will be a big order of more than one billion yuan, and it can monopolize it. The entire trading network from the Mediterranean Sea to Yokohama has benefited a lot.

But when I think about it carefully, the bigger security risk is that in the future, if someone in this city has a large order in Western Europe, the port mafia will know the first time, and they will not be passive and confused about who the buyer is and what their purpose is. .

So this trip to the Central Plains will definitely go, no matter whether the result is successful or not, they will definitely be hunted down there. It is easy for other people to directly confess their lives there, but the Central Plains will not, whether it is killing or escaping He can survive.

It's just that it would be very troublesome to come back. After all, he took a look at the forces involved in the entire order, and they were basically organizations of supernatural beings with names.

Although he is very confident in his own strength, but after a brief understanding of the specific process with the connector, he knows that he will definitely have to peel off his skin if he is not dead.No wonder Mori Ogai didn't find others to find him, even Koyo Ozaki might not be suitable for him.

No matter how you think about it, it is really convenient to escape with the ability to jump into the plane, jump into the sea, and float between buildings.

After thinking this way and spit out the toothpaste foam in his mouth, Nakahara took his mobile phone and sent the other party his flight number. No one would actually come to pick him up, but they still needed to confirm the landing and handover.

His mouth was refreshed. After wiping his face and spraying perfume, he locked the phone, threw it on the coffee table, walked around the sofa and walked to the bed. The position of the wall, his arm was in plaster, but he slapped the bed on the other side at him.Seeing that he was expressionless, he continued to increase the frequency and patted the bed board to signal him to come up.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

"Okay, stop taking pictures and say I'll sleep with you."

After finishing speaking, he climbed into bed and twisted Dazai Osamu's nose before closing his eyes, saying, you promised me not to disturb me at night, so close your eyes now, do you hear me?The other party was pinched by his nose, so he could only make a muffled sound and nodded his head in agreement. Nakahara turned his back to the other party and planned to fall asleep quickly. Before his mind sank, he felt the person behind him buried in his In the pit of his neck, he said good night to him.

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No, I won't allow Osamu Dazai to be too complacent.

I put the knife on Wu Zhenzai's neck, and I order you to get out of here fucking quickly.

Osamu Dazai: Why haven't I come out yet, don't you have any b numbers in your heart?

To put it bluntly, they are both good. 【no