【Double Black】As You Like It

Nakahara also really thinks that Dazai is mentally ill, has a disease, and has a serious illness.But the other party really gave him a feeling that if he didn't agree, there would be irreversible consequences. He was an intuitive, and he wanted to agree almost instantly, but no matter how he thought about it, he felt something was wrong, very wrong, very wrong .So I was going to go up to the second floor, but I turned around and walked back, stopped in front of the person who said the order, sat down next to this person, and asked what you want to do.

The other party raised his head and said, what I want is very clear, is your ear bad, Chuya?

He resisted the urge to beat someone so he didn't press Osamu Dazai on the bed and hammered him. He thought in his heart that he would never be angry, I would never be angry, but the next second he quarreled at the other party, saying that you are only deaf, what do you say? Can things get better, Osamu Dazai?Say you are a three-year-old giant baby, do you really think you are three years old?

"Isn't that what you said, I'm cooperating with you?"

"I told you to be honest, why don't you cooperate with me?"

"I think I'm pretty honest?"

"Are you honest like this?"

"How honest I am, I will do whatever you ask me to do."

"Then I'll let you sleep now."

"Oh, then you sleep with me."

While talking, the topic changed back, he glanced at the person lying on the bed, and really felt that Osamu Dazai's mind was squeezed by the door.

He thought about it for a long time, trying to figure out the wording and statement in his mind, and after thinking about it, he felt that the two of them shouldn't have such a weird way of getting along, or that Osamu Dazai himself would not like to do these things.

But the fact is that the other party blatantly told him by name, I want to sleep with you.What is this?

Nakahara Chuya, who had felt awkward for more than a week ago, planned to talk to someone at this time.

"I said, Dazai."

"Ok?"

"Counting from the age of 15, the two of us have known each other for seven years, right?"

"Ah... yes, what's the matter?" Osamu Dazai didn't seem to know what he wanted to say, so he leaned forward to look at his face. He was afraid that this person would accidentally fall, so he stretched out He took the person back with his hand, and at the same time adjusted his sitting posture to face him.

"Look, we've known each other for seven years. Don't I know what you are like? I suggest that you better not deal with me by picking up women outside. It's useless, no matter what you want to do or what you are planning , It’s the easiest way to say it straight.” Facing Osamu Dazai, he stated his point of view in a tone that he felt was already very calm, trying to maintain the attitude of ‘I’m not angry, I must not be angry’, and planned to talk to this person. Have a more peaceful conversation.

But after hearing his words, Osamu Dazai had an expression as if he saw a fool, leaned back a little later, stretched out his arm to cover his mouth, and made a sound of '噫'.

"Osamu Dazai, do you want to fight..."

"You shocked me so much, Chuya."

"I am shocked by your size, tell me quickly, what are you thinking!"

"I have nothing to say right now..."

For some reason, Zhongyuan Zhong also felt a long-lost feeling of discouragement from the other party, and the sigh was so obvious that he could hear it.The two people just looked at each other like this, you looked at me and I looked at you, both of them were thinking about what to say, but neither of them felt that they could say anything.

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he had said everything he should say, please don't stick your neck and tell me to sleep with you, Dazai Zhi.But Osamu Dazai just had a gloomy face, as if he had just returned from killing bears in Russia, with a gloomy aura with his face drawn and his eyes downcast, a smell that was not close to anyone.

Even if this person's limbs are heavy and heavy with plaster casts, he still has an expression of 'I'm so upset that I can kill ten of them'.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also very speechless, he thought that he should be the one who should be angry anyway, but this person got angry first, and was very angry, staggering and laying on his lap, relying on himself now In a fit of anger, he said in a cold voice.

"I want to eat crabs."

"It's midnight now."

"Then I want coffee."

"You want to stay up late and die suddenly?"

"Where's my bedtime story?"

"Daydreaming."

"Then you can sleep with me."

"go to hell."

After finishing speaking, he lifted the person from his lap and threw it aside, and said sternly, Osamu Dazai, what's the matter with you, have you been knocked on the head, why the fuck should I sleep with you? !

"Because you're my nanny now?"

"Have you ever seen a nanny sleeping with you?"

"It's in a TV show."

"What rubbish TV shows are you watching?!"

"I think it's not bad? Although the plot is nonsense, it's super entertaining, and the unreasonable logic alone is enough to be a joke."

"I am particularly shocked by your aesthetics and hobbies."

This time it turned out that he disliked the other party, but Osamu Dazai didn't care at all, and kept asking him what to do if he couldn't sleep.

But Nakahara also felt that this person was simply messing around and adding to the chaos, so what's the point of asking him if he couldn't sleep? Would he want to knock Osamu Dazai on the head to make him fall asleep physically? ?He is neither a sleeping pill nor a sleeping needle. Ask him what to do, what can he answer?

Salad.

"Don't ask me this question. First, I won't give you sleeping pills. Second, you won't be able to sleep even if I sleep with you. So don't worry about it. You can check what time it is and get some sleep."

"How do you know that you sleep with me and I can't sleep?"

"Which time did you fall asleep when you squeezed into my bed?? Did you lose your memory??"

After he finished speaking, he saw a sudden enlightenment expression on Dazai Osamu's face, and then he fell into a state of thinking and remained silent for a few seconds. After this time, he saw the man looking at him with his eyes, and finally said Some plausible words.

Similar to "Ah, that's the case", "What, there's no more to this", "It shouldn't be, what's going on", etc. After finishing speaking, I paused for a while, turned my back to him and said silently What, although I didn't hear it but I saw the shape of the mouth, that speech was.

--'vegetable'.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

He stretched out his hand to pinch the flesh on Osamu Dazai's face with his index finger and thumb, and directly pulled the other side's face from the other side.

"Who are you talking about?"

"I didn't say you."

"Can you still talk about yourself?"

Faced with this question, Osamu Dazai first silently averted his gaze, then turned back, and said confidently that no, how could I say that I cook by myself.

The question of whether to eat or not is to be pressed first. In the end, Nakahara is also arguing that he can't beat Osamu Dazai, and it is indeed a bit late. He doesn't want to be alert all night whether this person will break the door and press the lock to climb into his bed. Come on, or wake up the next day and open your eyes to face a sudden shock.

He took a quilt upstairs and came down, while making the bed, he grabbed the other person's face and said that if you dare to toss me again in the middle of the night, I will throw you outside in the rain.

But Osamu Dazai hesitated and asked why we both slept in the same bed, why did we need two quilts.He held it in for a long time, after a long time, he opened his eyes and stared at the other party almost gnashing his teeth and said, "Because you snatched Lao Tzu's quilt in the middle of the night and kicked the quilt without saying anything!"So build your own and go!

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned over and turned his back to the other party. He didn't care what the person behind him was doing, but it didn't take long before he felt that the person had his head resting on his neck, so he took a deep breath just now when he was a little sleepy. He opened his eyes in a tone, and asked if you were not tired while maintaining this movement.

"Fortunately, I'm not tired."

"Believe it or not, you'll break your neck the next day when you wake up like this?"

"That's why Chuuya will break up with me, right?"

He had nothing to say, and when he turned around, the man's chin slipped from his neck. He stared at him in the dark most of the night, but Dazai huddled under the blanket when he turned his face Only a pair of eyes were exposed and blinked at him, flickering in an attempt to confuse his will with "I'm so innocent" eyes.

But he had already mastered this trick, without even looking at it, he stretched out his hand and pinched Dazai Osamu's face and pulled it to the other side. He said that he was so sleepy, he had to sleep and he had something to do tomorrow.Osamu Dazai asked if you have anything to do, isn't what you have to do just to be with me.He pursed his lips and looked down at the huddled person under the blanket, and replied, how is it possible, there are still documents to be approved by Hong Kong and Heilongjiang.

"Then Mori Ogai lied to you? He said that the holidays are all tricks."

"Give me some respect. Did you name the leader? Anyway, call me Mr. Mori!"

Osamu Dazai didn't respond to his question immediately, but directly got into the quilt and arched, and arched and arched from the quilt on his side into his quilt.

The two people's arms were pressed against each other, and he could feel the rough texture of the bandages wrapped around the other's body, as well as the smell of the ointment emanating from the body.

When Osamu Dazai posted it, their chests seemed to be touching each other, and their heartbeats became particularly noisy at this time, beating in their ears like irregular drumbeats.

He just wanted to ask you what you were doing in here, but the other party asked him first.

"If I were your boss, or the leader, would you respect me as much?"

This question came out of nowhere and was even a bit ridiculous, but he could tell that Osamu Dazai didn't mean any joke, nor did he mean to make any jokes about Mori Ogai.

He didn't quite understand why he would ask such a meaningless question, or engage in such an improbable topic.But it may be because people always think too much in the middle of the night, or it may be that the two of them have nothing to do. Nakahara Zhong also really thought about this sentence, and then he was a little uncertain after thinking clearly. replied.

"Because your question itself is a hypothesis, so even if I reply you, it can only be a hypothesis. But if it is true, I will definitely hate it at first because you became the leader. I will beat you up before you take office. Possible things. Anyway, if you think about it with your knees, you will definitely use the name of the leader to tease me, so you will definitely beat you!" At this point, he took a deep breath, buried his arch in his quilt, and gasped for breath. The person from the son took it out and said, "Although I don't know why you asked this, I will tell you very clearly that after beating you, I will definitely face up to our relationship. Since you are the leader, I will take care of you." Be your sword and your shield. As long as you don’t become mad and slaughter like the previous leader, I will let you sit firmly in the Hong Kong black position. You will be there one day. And you can completely put me To use it as a tool, is this answer satisfactory?"

Osamu Dazai blinked and stared at him, obviously in the dark night, but he could still see the expression on the opposite face through the moonlight outside.Unable to tell whether he was satisfied or dissatisfied, the man burrowed under the quilt again, and squeezed into the bed with him, while the other side was empty.

He pushed the other party away and said, "Don't squeeze me into the big space on your side, but Osamu Dazai started to make excuses, saying that I am so afraid of the dark and I am so cold, Chuya, please warm me up and save the child."He didn't bring it up in one breath and said that I am your mother, and you want to save the child. Are you shameless, but the other party doesn't care, and argues with him, wow, why are you like this, are you taking advantage of me?

"So! So! Say! What do you want!"

"No, Chuya's answer is quite good."

"Then sleep!"

"Hey, Chuya, what do you think of office romance?"

"what?"

This topic jumped so fast that Zhong Yuanzhong really couldn't pick it up.

But Osamu Dazai didn't seem to mind this, instead he squeezed his head on his pillow, side by side with his forehead, stared at the dark ceiling and began to chatter.

"It's just an office romance. What about the story of your immediate boss and ordinary clerks? It's the kind of love between a smart, capable, handsome, and super reliable boss, and a clerk with a bad temper, poor taste, and a stupid mind. story?"

Leaving aside the issue of office romance, the two characters in the other party's words have so many slots that it is almost impossible to say anything. Nakahara also half-closed his eyes. He doesn't care about what strange things Dazai has seen recently. Idol drama, I just feel that this kind of pairing has problems from the beginning.

"Not to mention anything else, I only have one question, how can the immediate superior see the small staff."

"Why not?"

"The disparity in status is too great, and according to the characters you mentioned, it is impossible for such an excellent person to come into contact with that kind of low-level people with bad temper and stupidity. Whoever made up this story is too bad."

Osamu Dazai was silent for a while and did not refute or answer this question. He just asked him again after the silence, so let's change the persona.

"Then, it's a love story between the hard-working immediate boss who works overtime every day and the senior management of the company who is an old acquaintance who is still proficient in the business before him."

"..." Nakahara was also very speechless, he really didn't know when Dazai Osamu became interested in this kind of rubbish love story, and he kept him up in the middle of the night just to talk about it.

But in order to close his eyes and go to sleep earlier, he can't pretend that he can't hear, otherwise he is afraid that this person singing next to his ear all night will make him suffer from a nervous breakdown.

So Zhongyuan Zhong also closed his eyes in pain and then opened them again, with a deadpan expression on his face and even a little fishy eyes, he said, those few books are impossible, right?

"Eh?? No way??"

"Of course not. People with more brains don't think about their superiors, do they? In a workplace, the relationship between superiors and subordinates is very clear. Since the other party is only the person who pays the salary, it's fine to do things well. In case Emotional entanglement is very troublesome, very troublesome, it will cause psychological and status imbalance, and if there is any conflict, it will be a double contradiction, which is not conducive to the interests of oneself and the company. Not to mention that the other party is the boss, no matter how The conflict between the two sides is right or wrong. Just the disparity in identity will keep the other party in a passive state. The boss should be relatively relaxed. At worst, he will open a high-level office, but the high-level team must not think so. The other party gives, the second decision is made by the other party, and the third salary is paid by the other party. Being passive in the relationship and the workplace at the same time will definitely make you feel unbalanced. It’s easy to get out of control.”

Zhong Yuan Zhong also fell asleep while talking about his own views. He answered the question more seriously, although the topic itself was extremely weird, and he didn't know the meaning of this person being entangled in nothing.Osamu Dazai listened very clearly, and answered a few words from time to time.

"So if the middle is also high-level, wouldn't you fall in love with the leader?"

"Ah? Why should I fall in love with Mr. Mori?"

"It's not Mr. Mori, no matter how you think about it, you won't fall in love with him."

"Then what are you talking about?"

"For example, what if, what if."

"Without what if, I wouldn't have considered this possibility at all."

"Isn't that just a superior-subordinate relationship?"

"How do I know? Don't ask me to sleep!"

Osamu Dazai turned over next to him, he was a full head taller than him due to his height, if the lid was properly covered, Nakahara would only reach the collarbone below the neck of the other party.

It’s hard to tell whether this posture is comfortable or not, but at least Dazai Osamu decided to close his eyes and sleep soundly, so Nakahara pretended to squeeze a huge ugly bear pillow beside him, coaxing the three-year-old giant baby to stare in confusion. fell asleep.

When I woke up the next day and opened my eyes, I was already squeezed into close contact with the wall. My arms were sore, or my whole body was in pain. I half-opened my eyes and looked to the side, and I saw Osamu Dazai pillowing his arm Like an octopus.

After getting up and tearing the person who was pretending to be asleep from him, he wrapped him tightly with a quilt, and when he waited for Osamu Dazai to stop pretending to spare his life, he didn't show any mercy at all, it was all because he was under six Hours of sleep and a body with a sore back.As a result, the doorbell rang as soon as he tied Osamu Dazai into a dumpling. When he went to open the door, he saw a Hong Kong black man. The other party handed him a document, saying that he had a task to perform.

At this time, Osamu Dazai poked his head out from under the quilt, obviously hearing this sentence, and then shouted at the top of his voice.

"He won't go!"