【Double Black】As You Like It

Osamu Dazai himself has never been abroad.

Although the power of 'disqualification in the world' is not offensive, it should be regarded as a top-level power like the foresight.Excellent abilities should not only be based on lethality, but all aspects must be speculated and considered. If there are only requirements for fighting, then those of the mind control system will not be very popular.

Although being strong is an aspect, being able to have firepower in the most intuitive place, non-combat talents are still important, not to mention that Osamu Dazai belongs to the kind of physical skill that can be used to hang and beat ordinary people. Even among supernatural beings, he has the ability to protect himself. The brain is still very good, basically equal to the central nervous type of the entire port mafia.

In the past, Guangjin Liulang said that he didn't need to be so worried about Mr. Dazai at all. To be honest, Nakahara Chuya was really not worried.Because I know that even if the opponent is the kind of weak chicken who is pressed to the ground and rubbed against the supernatural being, he can face most people with ease, even with a pistol.As long as it is not besieged by too powerful abilities, basically there will be no problem.

Thinking about this person's overly shrewd brain, saying that this person is a fox is an understatement.If the other party is not played to death by Osamu Dazai, he should burn the incense.

That being said, he understands intellectually that what he should be worried about is whether the hostile forces will have a psychological shadow, but there is an inexplicable concern in his heart.

He doesn't say it, but every time Dazai Osamu is very anxious when he is on a mission alone, especially when he is also on a solo mission, the person on the opposite side will always die completely and miserably.

As a year-end friend, Hirotsu Yanagi invited him to drink, and while drinking, he comforted Mr. Nakaya, who said that he was fine, and that there would be nothing wrong with Mr. Dazai staring at him.

He knew that nothing would happen, but this person is the type who wants to die even if he wants to die. Even if others hold a gun to him, maybe this person will not avoid him, and then jokingly say that he will shoot.

Thinking of this, his head hurts, it hurts very much, even if there must be other people in the organization around him as a cover, but he probably can stop the deadly Dazai Osamu if he wants to die.

It is estimated that Mori Ogai is also aware of this, so he never let Osamu Dazai go on overseas missions, even leaving Yokohama very rarely, for fear that this person died suddenly and he would not be able to find him in any corner.At least in Yokohama, if a person is about to die, as long as he has one breath left, he can be hoisted back.

So every time before he goes out, he has to clean up the dormitory. When he is cleaning, Osamu Dazai sits with his legs curled up on his bed and plays with his mobile phone. While playing games, he sometimes says, "Someone in China will give you I sent a message and I closed it.As soon as he put down the mop in his hand, he wanted to grab the phone.

——What are you doing, show me the news!

——Could it be that you are so angry because you have a little girl outside?

——Do you think I'm you who hook up outside!

—Wow, you’ve already used hooks and hooks, are you jealous?

—— Eat your sister's jealousy!Let me see if it's mission news! ! !

He pressed Osamu Dazai on the bed and started grabbing the phone. Although this man was taller than him and liked to stretch his arms out of his reach, the advantage of the gravity ability is that the height problem is not a problem.After I got it, I started to rummage through the text message box. When I found it, I found that someone invited him to drink. I saw that the sender was one of my subordinates, and said that I haven’t had a meeting for a long time. Everyone said to go to the bar to have fun. He naturally agreed to the news when he saw it at first, but at that time the mobile phone was in the hands of Osamu Dazai, who refused him.

So with the other party's expression of "I didn't do anything", Osamu Dazai overturned the hammer, saying that I blamed you for accompanying me at the reception!Osamu Dazai was lying on his bed with a smile and pushed his shoulder, saying that it was not easy, I will invite you to drink.

He was still young at that time, even though he knew that Osamu Dazai was an asshole, he didn't know that this person would make him go crazy with alcohol.So I agreed with a little gratitude.

It was almost dusk when they went out together, the sky was half dark but very smelly of fireworks, his mobile phone was still in Dazai Osamu’s hands, it’s not like I never asked why you still play with me when you have a mobile phone, However, the man followed behind him without raising his head, and let him pull on the sleeve of Osamu Dazai's windbreaker occasionally when the road was uneven.Nakahara also said, do you think I am walking the dog?He said so but didn't let go, for fear that a person who was walking and playing with his mobile phone carelessly would fall on his face.The other party raised his eyes and glanced at him, emphasized the question of who is the dog, and then told him that it was because other people's mobile phones were easier to play with than his own.

--ha?Aren't our phones the same model?Just a different color?

——It’s not like this one is different, Zhong is also very stupid.

——Say it again, I pulled your sleeve and threw you across the street?

--Eh?Too bad, I'm clearly telling the truth.

Zhongyuan Zhong also doesn't like playing games very much, but it's not that he doesn't play games. He's a boy anyway, and no boy can refuse video games.Osamu Dazai is different, he likes to play more than he does. Mobile fighting games and competitive games are ranked very high, but basically he only likes to play on his mobile phone, and he downloads the client and puts it on the Not much movement there.

They didn't want to go far, so they chose a secluded small bar at the end of the food street. The place is small but there are not many people, and the quality of the drinks is also very good.

Places like food streets are generally very narrow. Outside the small alleys, many people push their carts out to sell things. People come and go, and even the air is filled with white steam and the smell of food. It is almost impossible to walk here. There is no need for Nakahara Nakaya to hold Dazai's sleeve, this person will consciously turn off the screen, put his mobile phone in his pocket, and head for the grilled crab stand.

He really doesn't get entangled in small things, so that for a long time, when he wanted to use his mobile phone, he took it out of Osamu Dazai's pocket.

The phone rang between the two of them on a mission, and he had to stand on the ruins and pull them over to look through each other's pockets. This person also liked to joke with him, cleaning Dazai Osamu's waistband from the pocket of the windbreaker he was wearing outside, looking for everything. He couldn't reach the mobile phone, and then the other party handed it to him as if he was juggling, and finally mocked him for being stupid.After connecting, he explained to Koyo Ozaki why he answered the phone so late while kicking the ass of the person next to him. Regardless of what the enemies lying half dead on the ground thought, he just kicked the perpetrator anyway.

Osamu Dazai innocently said that I am so pitiful, why should I be beaten? Isn’t the phone given to you?Even after Nakahara took the phone back, I don't know why it still appeared in Osamu Dazai's pocket in the end.He said that if you do this, if you want to contact me, you will not be able to contact me, but Osamu Dazai, who is already sitting at the bar and eating crab meat, holds his face in his hands like a child holding flowers, and tells him with a smile No, I will never find you.

He didn't actually drink a lot during that meal, but Osamu Dazai ordered all spirits.Not long after he first met, he didn't know that this person would actually pour alcohol on others, so the bottle of spirits poured down Nakahara Chuya's stomach, and the other party poured wine for him while sliding his mobile phone.Drunk and drunk in the Central Plains, he has been being clichéd all the time. It doesn't matter what the name of the little girl holding his arm was when he was in the sheep, and how to support himself after the age of seven? How can there be human beings again? common sense.

He just leaned on Dazai Osamu's shoulder with a blushing face and pointed his fingers and said to the other party, that is just a friend of the sheep. Although they are not anymore, they just grew up and were taken back. You can eat spicy or sour food, you can buy clothes regardless of the price, you can smoke and drink when you are a teenager. Why do you want to learn from others, why don’t you accept being your subordinate?Of course it’s impossible. Why should I tell your boss to go away? You’re dreaming and want me to make noodles for you to sleep on.

Halfway through the talk, I still felt uncomfortable with the collar of the coat I was pillowing on, so I pressed Osamu Dazai's shoulders and patted him, and picked up the black windbreaker to cover his head, wrapping the whole person in it and leaning on the shoulder bones to drink a cup drink.

Osamu Dazai said it's a pity that I'm overthinking it, and I'm planning to give Chuya a nickname for the puppy.After speaking, he pulled his windbreaker to cover him.

Outside the glass window is a dimly lit city. The snack street is full of people's voices. The aroma of the food accompanied by the white smoke floating in the air can almost be seen with the naked eye. Although it is a bar, Dazai Osamu still ate. The crabs on the table and the wine bottles of various shapes fell on the ground, and the sound of crackling and bumping together was particularly crisp.

Osamu Dazai rested his chin on his forehead and asked, Chuya, are you happy with your drink.He blinked his eyes and was drunk, but he could also distinguish the voice of this person, so he took his head out from under the other person's chin and sat down, looked at the person in front of him and said, "If you are not happy, you don't drink much. I am drinking alone.

When he went back, his steps were weak, Osamu Dazai put his arms around his waist and he half lay on the man's shoulders, walking back under the shadow of the street lamp in the dark night.Because the road is very remote, so even if he is drunk, no one will care, he just walks softly and stretches out his arms from time to time to say Dazai Osamu, you are so annoying, I am so annoying, you are the most annoying, and the other party says yes Ah yes, Zhong Ye, you are so annoying, you are the most annoying, come and sing a song for me.

So he was half-coaxed and half-coaxed by Osamu Dazai to sing 'It's only love', 'Tolightuptheskies

', or what' Sohoneyholdmyhandyoulikemakingmewaitforit

' and 'And it's all because of you'.

In the end, I became addicted to singing, so I put my arms around Osamu Dazai's neck and stepped on the small road back. The two of them sang at the end and they didn't know what happened, so they took it to onlyyou, singing his dazed song If you feel something is wrong, you will tell the person you are holding that it is wrong and we will start again, but Osamu Dazai can always bring his tune into the ditch.

He said why do you like this song so much, but the other party just told him with a smile, he didn't understand it, and the lyrics were very good.

Although he said so, Dazai Osamu can only say only you, and after he opens his mouth, he will basically not be able to sing this line. After that, Nakahara Chuya sings intermittently with alcohol, the voice is not loud, but in Wuyou The human night is always too clear.

They went back together and lay on the same bed. They were both boys, so they didn't take off their clothes and wash up when they were dazed. Osamu Dazai got drunk at the end, and the two of them nestled on his small single bed, curled up on both sides. The legs were huddled together, covering the other party's oversized black trench coat, and fell asleep in the clothes full of Osamu Dazai's smell.

When he woke up the next day, his head hurt, and the other party muttered, grabbing the collar of his windbreaker and saying that it was really difficult to serve him when he was drunk at night, so he pulled the clothes over and wrapped himself up, so that Zhongyuan Zhongye could wake up alone with his belly dry.

The person said afterwards, I recorded it all, and the content of Chuya talking nonsense and singing love songs to me.

He was so angry that he chased him all the way, playing cat and mouse with each other in the Hong Kong and Hei Building, he yelled Osamu Dazai, you bastard is really lying to me, I shouldn't believe your evil, and go out to drink with you!But the other party put the phone on the outside and turned it on the loudest, and everyone passing by could hear him shouting Dazai Osamu's name and singing the recording of 'Andit's all because of you' out of tune.

Mori Ogai looked at the two of them who had been tidied up in the office and sighed that you two have such a good relationship, then Osamu Dazai, who was in tears, snorted and turned his head away, with a band-aid on the corner of his mouth, sternly He stared at the back of the man's head.

From then on, he basically never went out to drink with Osamu Dazai, unless it was a reception or a banquet for Hong Kong black insiders.But even so, as long as Dazai Osamu came over with a bottle of wine, he would always refuse, and felt that this person was uneasy and kind.

But Osamu Dazai was wronged, saying that you were the one who got drunk, and I was the one who brought you back, and I even gave you my clothes as a quilt, why didn't you take my drink!

He took a blank look at the other party and let the other party stay where he was cool, and ignored Dazai Osamu who was following behind him holding a wine glass.But in the end, when he was drunk, he still leaned on this person's shoulder, reaching out to touch the other person's pocket to find his mobile phone.

This person said that you are drunk and why are you playing with your mobile phone? He said that my mobile phone is my mobile phone.

He talked upside down, but Osamu Dazai just leaned on his head and said OK, OK, OK, you play games and I watch.

So the two of them huddled and sat on the stairs in the corner, he played the game drowsily, and Osamu Dazai said Chuya, you are good food, you die again and you lose again, let me replace you.

The two of them started grabbing the phone, nestled in a small corner where no one was paying attention, you pinched my waist and I pulled your face, a good game was beaten to a mess, Osamu Dazai looked at the losing interface on it and covered his head Shouting that my ranking dropped again, Nakahara Chuya grinned hahaha you deserved to tell you to grab my phone, and it took a while to realize that the other party used his account for ranking.

So the two drunkards squeezed their foreheads against their foreheads and played a new game. He took out Osamu Dazai's cell phone and took the other party's number to score together.I don't know when the reception ended, but I remember the two of them being in the dark, the sun and the moon were dark, and when they woke up, they were sleeping sprawled on their own bed, with Dazai Osamu's head resting on his lower abdomen, Nakahara Nakahara I wonder why he had a dream of being cut in half at night.

Dazai Osamu was not very happy every time he wanted to go out. He always persuaded him to leave his cell phone behind. Nakahara Nakaya, who was packing his luggage, kicked Dazai Osamu on the back while saying, get out of the way and I will find him Clothes, and then tell the other party not to dream. My mobile phone is full of the contact information of the operator. How can I do the task if I give you?

——So you are too good at it, Zhongye, you should be able to find contacts without contact information.

— What joke are you talking about? !

——I confiscated my mobile phone. I will keep it safe. Don’t worry, I will delete all the messages from people you don’t know...Pfft...

——Fuck off, give it to me, I'm going to miss my flight!

——Then don't hit someone suddenly!

--you are annoying!

He pressed Osamu Dazai to the ground and hammered it. After hammering, he grabbed the phone and put it in his pocket. He didn't care what the man thought anyway, he stood up and left.After returning from abroad, this person would always look through his suitcase and ask him about gifts, souvenirs, delicious and fun.

He said that I was going on missions and not traveling, what else could I bring, Osamu Dazai said with a sad face, it was really boring, are you an old man from 996, and you have no interest in life.

As soon as he came out of the shower, he threw the pillow in his hand on the face and said yes, I am 996, can you explain why?But the other party didn't care, as soon as he hugged the pillow and lay next to him, he began to avoid this question and muttered that you should bring me back what I want next time.

Nakahara Nakahara, who has seen the scenery of various countries for a long time, probably also began to feel that Osamu Dazai was a bit pitiful. He stayed in this city every day and didn't go out very much. He couldn't see foreign scenery or those different scenery.Occasionally, when I go out and pass by some scenic spots, I will buy some gadgets and go back, but I basically buy whatever I like.

Sometimes it’s postcards, sometimes it’s food, and I’ve even bought oil paintings in small wooden frames. I’ve never carefully selected gifts, but most of the time it’s food. After all, most of the things I give to each other are stuffed in In their dormitory, it might as well be a good deal to eat.

Later, Osamu Dazai learned to order food. After knowing where he was going on a business trip, he took his mobile phone and started searching for local special snacks, then turned over on the bed and patted him on the back. I want to eat this. This looks delicious. He always says you are so annoying. How can you push your nose on your face and bring it to you? It’s not bad. You still choose!

But in the end, he would always bring some back more or less. Facing Osamu Dazai’s half-smile face, he would hang his neck and yell that I didn’t buy it, but my subordinates liked it. If they bought too much, they had to give it to me. If I don’t eat it, I will. for you.The other party is so good, yes, it’s okay, and my subordinates are so nice to tell your subordinates that next time I want to eat Xiaolongbao from San Francisco’s Chinatown.