【Double Black】As You Like It

There are actually several shopping malls in the entire commercial circle, but most of them have large supermarkets on the basement floor, cosmetics, clothes, food courts and movie theaters above.

The floor they stayed on was filled with all kinds of restaurants, ranging from traditional Japanese food to exotic flavors. Osamu Dazai looked left and right and saw a lot of them. I decided to eat this, and when I saw this huge crab-shaped sign at the entrance of a store, I turned around and said to him with bright eyes, Chuya, you are the best person in the world, let’s go eat crabs Bar.

He would only talk to him like this when the other party asked him something, and Zhong Yuanzhong knew very well that he would not accept the other party's tricks at all, and pushed the wheelchair in his hand to go towards the spicy crayfish.

And Osamu Dazai knew what he was going to do when he saw the prosperous shop decoration, and immediately let out a very lingering wail, his hands wrapped around the back of the wheelchair tightly even if they were wrapped in bandages, with a look of "If you If you dare to go in, I will die for you."

"No no no no no no no!"

"Resign to fate, I only eat this."

"You are murdering! You are killing me!"

"Heh, I can't even eat spicy crayfish, Dazai, you are so poor."

"You who look for a sense of superiority on this are inferior!"

"So you are still too weak!"

"No no no! I don't want spicy food! I don't want it! I don't want it!"

"Hurry up and let go, everyone around you is looking at us, okay?!"

"You did it on purpose! Chuya, you definitely did it on purpose! You insist on eating spicy food on purpose!"

"Yes, I did it on purpose. You tormented me all day yesterday, and I will take revenge on you today."

After speaking, she pushed the wheelchair and went in. The lady in charge of the reception at the door looked at them with a smile all over her face.It may be that the business is too good. The other party didn't feel any discomfort in such a scene, as if he couldn't see Dazai Osamu's face that I was dying. He walked in with Zhong Yuanzhong directly, and found a close A window seat.

When Nakahara was looking at the menu, he heard Osamu Dazai on the other side of the table lose all his strength and strike up a conversation with the waitress. Zhong also said that he is a despicable person who is ruthless and unreasonable, just to deceive him, a poor, cute, innocent and pure disabled person, to force him to come and see the shop where the spicy party people gather for carnival, and eat spicy spicy food with tears in his eyes crayfish.

Although Osamu Dazai's face is indeed very deceptive, but the waiter's salary is raised based on performance, so after ten moves and refusal, he comforted the other party softly, saying that sir is fine, we can do micro Spicy and non-spicy, specially designed to take care of your type who can't eat spicy food.

However, Zhong Yuan, who was sitting opposite, flipped through the menu in his hand after listening to it, and said something coldly and leisurely.

"Order extra spicy."

So he got Osamu Dazai who was lying on the back of a wheelchair and weeping bitterly.

The old god Nakahara Chuya didn't care about the fake crying Dazai Osamu who didn't even give a glance to the waitress, and started reporting the menu to him, what kind of extra spicy lobster pot, what kind of spicy duck intestine and duck liver , what kind of spicy food and hot sauce, Osamu Dazai who was sitting opposite was terrified, even leaned out to grab the menu in his hand, while wriggling up from the wheelchair, his eyes were dying, shouting you give up Chuya, I will never take a bite of you vicious man, I see through you.

But Zhong Yuanzhong just grinned, then dodged casually, and said to the other party's face that he was dying and had no business.

"Yes, I'm vicious, I'm super-evil-venomous-"

While waiting for the food to be served, the state of the two people is very different.

Nakahara was also leaning comfortably on the sofa chair and flipping through the information and current affairs news on his mobile phone, while Dazai Osamu put his face on the table as if I was going to die, and sat motionless in the wheelchair.He glanced at the other person, and he could really feel the unlovable aura in this person, which was stronger than the killing intent and gloom of the previous few times.It is so thick that it makes people want to sigh.

So he closed the phone and adjusted his sitting posture, and said in the direction of the other party.

"No, Dazai, just because I don't want to face the spicy crayfish, so I want to die now."

Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the table, moved and said, "Because Chuya, of course, doesn't understand the horror of chili peppers, or you are as headache-provoking as chili peppers, right?"

He rested his chin on his hand, held the mixer and swirled the water in his glass: "It's obvious that your tongue is too weak, you can't eat too cold or too hot, and you can't touch spicy ones. To make you soup, you have to wait until it’s almost hot before you eat it.” After finishing speaking, she paused, and spit out another word after a word.

"Squeamish."

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai was not happy. He raised his head from the table and stared straight at him until he felt uncomfortable when he stared at Nakahara, so he stared back.

"What are you doing!"

The other party sat up in the wheelchair and leaned back a little bit, raising his jaw slightly. As soon as this posture was put out, Zhong Yuanzhong knew that this person was about to start bickering with him.Because it's always been that way.

Sure enough, he heard the other party say: "If you want to say that you are delicate, aren't you the most delicate?"

"what?"

As if he could feel his doubts, Osamu Dazai suddenly had a winning expression on his face, and then he squinted his eyes and began to say: "Don't drink the most expensive and best wine, don't wear hats that are not haute couture, and don't wear leather shoes when you go out. It is impossible to get up without polishing. Perfume must be the latest in each season or the most classic of a certain brand. Fingernails are trimmed more frequently than girls, and all clothes must be After classifying and writing whether you want to wash or dry clean, you will contact your subordinates to help send it to the store, and even the taste of the car you choose must be electroplated rose red, sure enough, you are the eldest lady, right?"

Zhongya Nakahara was furious when he heard it. He felt that Osamu Dazai was just looking for faults. As soon as he slapped the table, he said that I have a high quality of life and good taste. Do you think everyone crawls out of the water like you? Can I continue to wander the streets without doing laundry or changing? !

Osamu Dazai was not happy again, he said how manly it was for me to enter the water so crisply.And Nakahara just laughed, and said that Mr. Osamu Dazai, who is masculine, must challenge a whole pot of extra spicy crayfish alone. I promise to stand in Hong Kong Hei with a trumpet and a megaphone the next day. On the roof shouted 'Osamu Dazai man'.

The other party was silent for a long time and turned his head, looking like he was about to reject him.Nakahara also raised his eyebrows with an expression of "Look, I'll tell you what to eat", and happily snapped his fingers to call the waiter over, and ordered a sweet and greasy orange juice for the squeamish Osamu Dazai. And Osamu Dazai was not to be outdone, turned his head to the waiter and said, bring a bottle of sweet and sour peach juice, and give it to our pretentious Miss Chuya.

At first, the other party could still bicker with him, but when the juice, seasonings and cold dishes came up, he started to panic.The restlessness and trance were visible to the naked eye, even when he took out the chopsticks and stuffed vinegar kelp with chili into his mouth, he would never look away.

Nakahara also found it funny, this Dazai Osamu is also a real dish.After a while, it seemed that he still wanted to struggle, so he put on a pitiful look and looked at him, lowering his voice.

"In————"

"Ok?"

"中~also~"

"...You straightened your tongue and spoke, why?"

"Let's not eat spicy crayfish, okay?"

"I ordered all the dishes."

"You have so much money, you definitely don't care about the money for this pot of crayfish!"

"I'm so sorry, I really care."

"You weren't like this before!"

"What was I like before?"

"You used to hurt me!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly showed a toothache expression, put down his chopsticks and looked at the other party.

"Are you okay? This kind of thing has never happened before."

"That won't work. You must hurt me. Think about it for a while and you need to peel the lobster shells for me. Do you suddenly feel that it would be better for us to eat something else?"

But Zhongyuan Zhong also knew what this man was planning from the very beginning, so he unfolded the menu to show him.

"I ordered shrimps, one bite at a time, no need to peel."

He and Osamu Dazai came to this restaurant to eat lobster as early as 800 years ago. The other party would not eat spicy food. At that time, there was no non-spicy option here, only slightly spicy. Kalisi clamored to come over and led Mori Ou The hands outside will come to eat.The unstoppable leader brought the two of them along at that time, saying that he was with Alice, but in fact it was just to see Osamu Dazai's jokes.

After all, the news that this person can't eat spicy food has spread throughout the entire circle of acquaintances.

Mori Ou didn't change his face outside, and ordered a spicy lobster pot in front of everyone, as if he didn't know Dazai Osamu's taste at all. Even Alice and Nakahara also looked natural, only each other A person who keeps trying to say no but keeps being turned away by other words.He's so stupid that he knows he's been tricked, let alone Osamu Dazai.

Although the ten-year-old boy has a lot of crooked intestines, he is still a minor, and Nakahara Nakaya stood aside with an expression of "Oh, so you don't know how to eat spicy food. Why did you say so earlier?" Osamu Dazai, who had to decide the winner, sat down at that time, asked the waitress for a serving of ice water with ice cubes, rinsed the shrimp with water before peeling them, rinsed them again after peeling them off, and rinsed them thoroughly A few of the five glasses of water were not eaten.Alice slammed the table and laughed while watching, and Nakahara shook his head while watching.

Osamu Dazai, who was about to spit it out while covering his mouth, was handed a glass of iced Coke by Nakahara Nakaya in the end, and Mori Ogai had almost finished watching the movie, so he let them go.He looked at the other party with a look of disgust and said, "Look, let you be brave and make you insist on eating, but the man just raised his head from the bathroom sink and said leisurely, because last time he deliberately joked with Alice, which caused Sen Mr. slept on the floor all night.

He said how this person was so obedient this time and left without lifting his ass, even looking at Dazai Osamu's miserable appearance, he couldn't help sighing from his heart.

——You really deserve it.

——Where is your sympathy? !

——The leader just forced you to eat spicy crayfish and really let you go.

——What kind of let-off is this?I'm dying!

——Aren’t you living a good life?

— My mouth is dying, my tongue is dying, my throat is dying, and my stomach is dying.

——Oh, then I wish you success in embracing death and committing suicide.

—What kind of suicide is this!

Everyone was happy with the meal, except for someone who couldn't take spicy food.Osamu Dazai slumped on his shoulders as if he had been drained of energy, and sighed without bones. Mori Ogai took Alice and left, half dragging and half holding an oil bottle behind him, and walked away. On the road, I couldn't bear other people's eyes and whispered into the ear of the person next to my head, get up quickly, why are you so delicate.

But the other party turned a deaf ear and told him in a soft and angry tone that he is half dead now, if you leave me behind you will be a murderer, a murderer.

Nakahara Chuya really wanted to lift people off his shoulders at the time.But when he thought that he was also a part of the theater before, he was reluctant, so he threw the leader's collar behind his car's buttocks, and when he sat on and turned on the car lights, the people behind him climbed up and leaned on his back, two His arms were still around his waist.

At that time, I couldn't tell what I was thinking, and I couldn't remember how I felt at that time.I just remember the unique smell emanating from this person, which was slowly introduced into the nasal cavity in the night wind, and it is still fresh in my memory.

The cold skin seems to be conveyed through the fabric of the clothes. He is riding a motorcycle at night in Yokohama. Osamu Dazai will tell him that there are very, very beautiful neon lights in Yokohama at night, colorful, but if you look at it from a distance It will be orange-yellow, and the sky and sea will change from blue to dark blue. Although the top of the head is completely black and close to the horizon, there will still be blue halos. Those graffiti animals painted on the wall They all have long horns, and even the spicy taste in their mouths seems to be taken away by the wind.

The person behind hugged him and lay beside his ear, chattering gossip about everything.Ogai is just a smiling tiger. He doesn’t look like him at all, so he’s not so heartless. He’s just a poor cadre, so why do he help interrogate the prisoners? I don't care if I want to eat the boiled crab you made. I just want to eat it. You had a great time watching the theater tonight, you heartless one.

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand to pull his long hair tail, and threatened him that if you don't agree to me, I will braid you.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was riding a bicycle in front, also held the handle and shouted to the back, ah, then you are really capable, this is really a terrifying threat.The wind blew the conversation between them into fragments, but they were also willing to have this kind of meaningless and unnutritious conversation on the fast-moving locomotive.

Osamu Dazai told him that I will never, ever, never ever eat spicy crayfish anymore!The other party emphasized a lot of eternity, so much that even Zhongyuan thought it was long-winded.

Thinking of how this man was about to burst into tears from the hot pepper, he laughed undisguisedly in front of him, laughing at Dazai Osamu, laughing at the other party being made to cry by the pepper, laughing at this person is really bad.

And Osamu Dazai was so angry that he pinched his waist from behind, and the motorcycle slipped on the road and almost threw them off, so he shouted at Osamu Dazai from the front, you fucking die!This time, I changed it to the other party laughing behind me. It's really exciting, Chuya. It's not bad to be hit by a car, isn't it!

- Not a bad fart!Stop making trouble, don't mess with me!

——Are you scared? Chuya!So you are so afraid of death!

——You wait until one day I will stuff a whole pot of spicy crayfish down your throat!

——In the next life!Why are you dreaming when it's dark?

- Get out!

Although he said that he would stuff a whole pot of spicy crayfish into people's mouths, in fact, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that it was too wasteful and wasted money.After the spicy pot for one person was served, a non-spicy lobster pot was served. I was not short of money, so I directly ordered the shrimp that was several times more expensive, and it was convenient to save the step of peeling.

Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up when he saw that there was still a pot with no chili oil in it, and he straightened up from the table as if he was resurrected instantly, looking at him with watery eyes, and he almost praised food and freedom.

Zhong Yuanzhong was too lazy to compete with him, and he was not in a hurry to eat, so he took a new pair of chopsticks and picked out the shrimps inside, and put them one by one in the bowl to signal the other party to open his mouth.

Because it was noon, there were a lot of people eating around. They came in with wheelchairs and fed them the first portion, but the two people did it in a remote place and no one noticed, and he was eating in the gap between each other's chewing. Two in their own pot.But Osamu Dazai is Osamu Dazai, like a cat tongue, he has to dry everything he eats, and he actually ordered two servings of cold dishes, just to take care of this person who can't eat spicy food.

"Sure enough, Chuya, you still love me the most."

"Eat your shrimp balls well."

After he finished speaking, he picked up a white and tender shrimp with his chopsticks and stuffed it into the opponent's mouth, but Osamu Dazai bit the tip of the chopsticks, which made him unsuccessful when he tried to take it out for the first time.

He looked over with doubts, but the other party raised his eyebrows at him, then turned his face and stuck out his tongue to lick the pair of chopsticks, then let go of his mouth in a somewhat embarrassed expression in Zhongyuan, and finally pointed at him. He lifted his lips and smiled.

For some reason, he didn't quite know where to put his hands, but he was stunned for a while, and then he scratched the opponent's eye, saying that the teeth are so good and capable, don't bite the chopsticks, the opponent replied yes yes, then I bite Can you do it?

The chopsticks that were just about to be put down from his hand fell to the ground with a clatter along the table without paying attention.