【Double Black】As You Like It

Nakahara Chuya was actually quite reluctant to go out with Osamu Dazai, but considering that it would not be good to leave such a person at home, it would be troublesome if something happened.In addition, when I came back, I took a look at the dead fish of this person, no matter how you look at it, it doesn’t look like nothing happened, so I agreed softly, saying that I can take you out, but be honest and don’t give it to me. I make trouble.

The person lying on the ground nodded immediately, and then he stretched out his hand to pull the person up. The 1.8-meter tall man leaned on his arms submissively, and his bent posture seemed to be able to lift his whole body. ring up.

Zhong Yuanzhong also smelled the scent of the other party, not the smell of perfume, but a scent that belonged to a certain person and could be regarded as a signature.It was different from what he had smelled on Osamu Dazai before, he couldn't tell what it was, it was a little dull, a little gloomy, and there was a faint smell of decay.

It's not that it smells bad, but it's unusually intoxicating, faint, but this change makes Zhong Yuanzhong feel a little strange.

But he didn't care, carried him to the wheelchair, and asked him if he had any other requests. Osamu Dazai shook his head and let go of his neck, saying that there was nothing but I want to drink milk tea after I go out.

"One with pearls."

"I'll follow you with the shells, right?"

Pushing someone out the door, it was sunny and sunny outside. Osamu Dazai leaned on the back of the wheelchair and looked at the deserted streets around him on the road for the first few hundred meters. I only said it when I was talking about the nearest supermarket and commercial street. The location here is a bit remote.

Because I didn’t have much savings when I was a teenager, I only bought a small independent apartment on the second floor, and it doesn’t matter how far it is. Nakahara Nakaya lowered his head and glanced at the other party without saying a word. Anyway, he had heard this rubbish talk 800 years ago. It's over so I don't care at all.

Mori Ogai didn't even ask him about buying a house, and Koyo Ozaki just came to recommend a decoration company, saying that this company would not deliberately dump the employer's paint to cheat money.Only Osamu Dazai pointed to the electronic map and told him, Chuya, you have been deceived. You see, this geographical location is too remote, it doesn’t matter whether it’s far from the city center or the commercial street.

Nakahara, who was sitting on the bed playing games, also pressed a wrong button because of the elongated and out-of-pitched voice of the other party, causing the game character he controlled to die tragically under AOE damage. He was so angry that he closed the interface and threw the phone into the pillow , raised his head and looked at the person opposite, and said that I bought it in a wealthy area, an uptown area——have you heard of Uptown!Is your wealthy area crowded in a commercial street? !

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide after hearing this, and then sighed in a very unbeatable aria, it turns out that Chuya is so rich, so please support me.

——Keep a fart!My money won't give you a penny if you shred it and throw it in the trash!

——Too ruthless, shouldn't the relationship between the two of us be "yours is mine"?

The other party smiled and took a bite of the apple he had just washed on the table. Zhongyuan Zhong also rushed forward to grab his own apple back. The two rolled on the bed and wrestled over and over again. The red apple was bitten twice and covered with one bite Take another bite.

He said Osamu Dazai, you are so unhygienic that I just bitten it!But the other party just laughed and said that Miss Apple told me that she was too wronged because you bit it.

The two teenagers were entangled in the quilt, you pinched me and you fiddled with you, and finally both of them were sweating and panting for breath.

——You never want to step into my house in the future, even if your name is written on the real estate certificate, I will hang a sign of 'Osamu Dazai and dogs not allowed' at the door.

——What are you talking about, aren’t you my puppy, Chuuya?

- Get out!Be careful I tear your mouth apart!

Lying on the other person's bed, he stretched out his arm and hit the chest of the person next to him, and then he heard a puff in his ear, followed by the emotionless voice of "Oh, oh, it hurts, I'm going to die, I'm murdered."

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at his side and felt that his partner was so embarrassing. He rolled up the other side's quilt and turned over to close his eyes to rest, but the other side was not happy, and grabbed his shoulder to accuse him of being heartless. Unreasonably making trouble, even if the quilt is taken away, half of his bed will be occupied.After finishing speaking, I planned to start a tug-of-war with him, and planned to sing something about Xiaobaicai Dilihuang while tugging.

—Wait a minute, what kind of broken song is this? !

——Oh, I watched an episode of a black and white movie across the sea on the nostalgic channel before.

——Aren’t you not sleeping? Why grab a quilt?

——It’s just that Chuya, if you can’t sleep, I will be very happy.

At that time, the two of them always liked to make trouble for each other, or Dazai Osamu liked to make trouble for him, and he was just reciprocating courtesy.Mori Ogai always said that the relationship between the two of you is really good, so I don't worry about it. This kind of words always shocked Nakahara Chuya, wondering how the leader came to such a conclusion, and how he Where the fuck is he getting along with Osamu Dazai.

But they can't let the leader worry about them, so even if the two of them quarreled in the dark one second, the next second he can lower his head and grit his teeth to acquiesce that he and Osamu Dazai are a match made in heaven.

And the person standing on the other side was always holding back a hard laugh, and even if he secretly glanced at it, he felt that he was really blind.

After going out, Osamu Dazai hopped and stuck to his side in a windbreaker, and said in a low voice, oh so we are a match made in heaven.Zhong Yuanzhong also suppressed the heart of beating others and pushed the people around him to the ground, saying that you usually look gloomy outside and don't get angry when you see anyone, why are you so stubborn on my side?

The other party didn't answer but just said that I'm so hungry, let's go eat, so I went to the parking lot first, climbed on the back seat of Zhongya Zhongye's rose red locomotive, and said he was here while dangling his legs and playing with his mobile phone It's so slow, my stomach is going to be hungry.

Sometimes Nakahara is also very speechless, how can Dazai be so conscious.Although they don't really care about it, most of them know that it's best not to take people casually in the back seat of the motorcycle.He has no ambiguous youthful thoughts, but the other party has resolutely decided that this back seat will be his exclusive seat in the future, which makes Zhong Yuanzhong very reluctant.

But the only person who can take him around is Osamu Dazai, and in addition, he has to bring such a dead fish under various circumstances. In the end, any good friendship in the backseat will be gone with the wind, obviously the other party is not bad. Knowing how to ride a bicycle, and even occasionally being too lazy to throw the keys to the other party when getting up on weekends is useless. If he has to take them along the streets of Yokohama, and then lie on his back, he will either fall asleep with his eyes closed or fall asleep. Sitting back to back with him, talking about the scenery behind him without saying a word.

Osamu Dazai would tell him, Chuya, the building at dusk will have orange edges if it blocks the sun, and the fluffy shape looks like a blanket hung in the dormitory; he would say that the truck that just overtook was pulling a living He saw a sheep poking its head out of a gap; he said that the lovers in the car just passing by were arguing; in the middle of the story, I smelled something very damp in the wind blowing from the sea. smell.

Basically, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't answer, just listened quietly, he didn't wear a helmet very much, although it was enough to use the ability to separate the wind, but it would be troublesome to have an ability remover sitting behind him.The hat is stuffed in the opponent's arms, and when driving, you can only listen to the wind whistling past your ears. The person behind you buries his head in his neck, laughs while avoiding the wind, and asks whether your forehead has been blown It is cold, and ask if your eyes feel a little sore.

These are just their daily routines, holding hot milk tea in their hands, sitting on the chairs of the milk tea shop on the street and slumped into a pool.I always like to come here for a drink after the mission is over. If I am alone, I will go to the bar, and if I bring Osamu Dazai, I will not drink at all.

Osamu Dazai always wants to lure him to drink, but Nakahara also knows that this person must be uneasy and kind, either get him drunk and record his fucking singing voice, or coax him to say something unbearable and then record it .

Nakahara Nakahara knew all about this man's virtues, he would be a ghost if he could drink in front of Osamu Dazai, even if the other party promised not to call him a puppy in front of others, it would be useless.Because it must be a huge conspiracy to be able to say such a conditional concession.

As expected, Osamu Dazai, who had learned the reason for his refusal at the beginning, snorted fiercely, turned his head and said in a low voice that it was a mistake.

--really!Sure enough, you are uneasy and kind!

——Don’t talk nonsense without evidence.

——I just heard what you said!

——So that’s the case, but I just don’t admit it.

Chuya Nakahara holds the cup of milk tea in his hand, thinking that he can’t get angry, can’t get angry, this is the new milk tea he bought on the street, he can’t just scrap it, even though his temper has worn down a lot during the years with Osamu Dazai Still can ignite the fire because of the other party.When Guangjin Liulang heard his complaints, he could only comfort him by saying that maybe one thing surrendered another thing, but he thought why, why should it be you Dazai who surrendered me instead of me surrendering you?The old man patted him on the shoulder. Mr. Chuya has some good ideas, but it is still difficult to operate in practice.No matter how you say it, Mr. Dazai is famously smart.

So, it's not that Nakahara is not smart, but Dazai Osamu is too slippery.

When he heard that the other party wanted to drink milk tea, Zhong Yuan Zhong also said yes, I will buy it for you when the place arrives, so he pushed the person and walked outside.Yesterday I ordered my subordinates to bring his scooter over. Although a lot of the original apartment was blown up, there are still a few in the basement of Ganghei, and they are not the kind of ostentatious sports cars, but some small cars The luxury series produced by high-end brands with high production volume are basically invisible just by looking at them. Even repairing a car requires shipping parts back from abroad.Although I can't say that I regret it after buying it, it is indeed troublesome.

He thought it was lucky that the car was not kept in his garage, otherwise just contacting the manufacturer would be enough for him to drink a pot.

Osamu Dazai obviously knew this brand, and was a little surprised that he would actually buy this kind of car.He replied angrily, "Otherwise, what do you think I can buy?" The man thought for a while, and said while being hugged and stuffed into the co-pilot.

"Rose red? Golden yellow? Scarlet red?"

"Then you really deserve my taste." He folded the wheelchair and opened the trunk, the headlights illuminated the surroundings in the dark basement.

"Your taste is in wine and shoes."

"You've said that once."

"Hey, is that right, did I say that?" Dazai Osamu looked like he didn't remember, but Nakahara Nakaya ignored him, closed the trunk of the car with a snap, and then opened the door from the other side and got in. out the cab.

"Didn't you say that you remember something? Do you need me to tell you every word?"

He took out the car key from his pocket and started the car. He put one hand on the rolled-down car window and looked at the back and began to reverse the car. He held the steering wheel in his hand and turned according to the direction. After he got out, Osamu Dazai still looked strange. , looking left and right is very dishonest.

But because it doesn't have much influence, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't care about it. He just asked you if you have ADHD when the vehicle drove on the road?

As a result, the other party blinked his eyes and slowed down his tone, staring at the small Corgi pendant hanging under the rearview mirror and said, I haven't been in your car for a long time, it's a bit novel.

"Huh? Didn't you use to sit every day?"

"car?"

"No, locomotive."

"What?? What about your locomotive?"

"Blown up by you, bastard! Did you start this annoying topic on purpose?"

"No, it's just that I can't remember it for a while."

"Who believes you!"

Speaking of this, Nakahara Chuya turned the steering wheel in his hand, and after passing a corner, he waited for a traffic light at a crossroad. He controlled all the windows in the car to roll down, and said to Osamu Dazai that I have a root Cigarettes took out the lighter and the cigarette case from the drawer in front of the car, lit one and took only one puff, then stretched out the arms between the cigarettes and leaned out the window without letting Osamu Dazai smell it.

The waiting time was not long. The person in the passenger seat watched his side face quietly, while he held the steering wheel with the other hand, and his index finger touched the plastic armrest above it.

The two of them were wearing private clothes that they would not usually wear. It was already hot in midsummer, and Zhongyuan Zhong also unbuttoned the cuffs of his white shirts and rolled them up to his elbows, and leaned on his seat to smoke the cigarette. Spitting it out counts as smoking.Osamu Dazai, who was seated next to him, came over and asked if you were wasting your time. He turned his head and looked at the face of the person who was close to him backed away slightly, and then just as he opened his mouth, white smoke floated out from the gap between his lips and teeth. Osamu Dazai smiled, and the smoke that repeatedly rose into the air was dispersed.

"What are you laughing at, aren't you a patient?"

"Although I said that, I can't bear the smell of smoke."

"Don't act like a good boy just because you get it cheap."

But before he finished speaking, he rubbed his head against his shoulder and said, I want to smoke during that time. Anyway, it's not a lung disease but a broken bone. Please order one for me.

He glanced at the person who was lying on his stomach with his chin on his shoulder, touched another cigarette and lit it himself, then squeezed another one into the other's mouth, lowered his head to use the burning cigarette butt Light the one in the opponent's mouth.

When the golden flames were on, the traffic lights in the distance jumped, and the sound of car horns appeared around.Osamu Dazai slid down from him very consciously, Nakahara stepped on the accelerator, and when the ashes were about to fall, he stretched out the window with the cigarette in his hand, and finally retracted his hand and put it in his mouth to help his limbs not work hard. Osamu Dazai also took out the flick of ash.

The other party said that you are so virtuous, he gave the other party a blank look, and then directly smashed the cigarette butt into the man's teeth, saying shut up and be careful next time I will burn the cigarette butt backwards on your lips.But in the end Dazai Osamu snorted and came over and said that you not only want to tie me up but also burn my cigarette butts, Nakaya?

It took almost two seconds for Zhong Yuanzhong to know what the other party was talking about. He swung the steering wheel in a big turn and the man fell to his position. He smoked and puffed, and then shook his knees to shake the man off his lap.

"Okay, don't pretend to be dead, get up quickly."

"I'm hurt, I can't do it."

"It's too fake, get up."

"Chuya, you drive so rudely."

"It depends on who is in the car."

"Go and re-issue your driver's license. I think you're going to have to go back and do it again."

"A person who didn't even have a driver's license and drove directly on the road didn't have the right to criticize me, okay?"

The two of them drove to the commercial street in the city center like this. Before entering the underground parking lot of the mall, Zhongyuan Zhong also showed his ID to the doorman. The doorman handed over the number plate through the car window. Then I saw Osamu Dazai lying on his lap with a slimy expression on his delicate face.

Nakahara also rolled up the window with a sullen face, and after straightening the car, he pinched Osamu Dazai's face with his hands and rubbed it, lifted him up and threw him aside, and clapped his hands in disgust when he got out of the car, Regardless of the other party's yelling about you pinching my face, you vicious little dwarf, this kind of unnutritive trash talk, after taking out the folded wheelchair from the trunk of the car and fully assembling it, he carried the collapsed muddy Osamu Dazai and put it in his arms. on top.

"It's me who will pay for it later. If you don't shut up, I'll just let you watch."

Osamu Dazai, who was able to change his form anytime and anywhere, sat down immediately and stared at him with a look like I'm fine, I'm super nice, I'm super obedient.Zhong Yuanzhong also laughed and said that you are only promising at this point, then pushed the wheelchair up the elevator and asked him if he wanted to buy something first or eat something.

He had a watch on his wrist, and Osamu Dazai turned around to look at it. Even though he didn't say anything, Nakahara knew what this man was going to do, so he reported the time to the other party, and the other party lowered his head After thinking about it, I said that if I am hungry, I will go eat first.

So he pressed the corresponding floor button, intending to push people to eat spicy crayfish.