【Double Black】As You Like It

He really didn't want to go out with such an oil bottle.

One of the five major cadres of the Port Mafia, the gravity manipulator, the strongest cadre, and the spokesperson of the Aragami, Nakahara Nakata, also wearing private clothes on a sunny morning, carrying a vegetable basket in his hand and pushing a wheelchair into the street. Does it make sense?Is this plausible?

If it's someone else, he really doesn't care, but this guy in the fucking wheelchair is Osamu Dazai, okay?Who in the underground forces in Yokohama doesn't know what kind of relationship he has with Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai?What state is it?What kind of existence is it that when they meet each other, they quarrel without saying a word, and then start fighting after the quarrel?

Let’s not talk about him going to the street to buy vegetables, anyway, everyone thinks it’s normal. There are also many housewives in the Mafia who have wives and children. A Osamu Dazai with plaster casts on his limbs, plus the scene where he is obviously not wearing work clothes and picking green onions at the vegetable market is really hard to describe.

It is conceivable that the next day all the streets and alleys of Yokohama began to spread gossip similar to "Chuya Nakahara and his Dazai Osamu shake hands and buy vegetables and cook together, suspected to be living together". Shaking hands and making peace is impossible. Yes, but it is a fact to buy vegetables, cook and live together. In the end, it will definitely develop into an irreversible consequence that both of them get married and have children.

Really, it's not that he is exaggerating, that's how he and Osamu Dazai got here...

The relationship between partners, to put it bluntly, is to wipe each other's ass.

But Osamu Dazai was too messed up, so only Chuya Nakahara wiped his ass unilaterally.

From the time they became partners at the age of 15 until the end of the relationship between the two when Osamu Dazai defected, it took a total of three years, and countless things happened in the three years.These three years are neither long nor short, but they are the most precious three years of youth. If I have to say it, it is full of passion and the excitement of blood splashing, as well as the endless running-in and licking wounds of the two afterwards.

Mori Ogai once asked him what kind of relationship do you think a partner is.Just like when he asked the other party, what should the leader do.

At that time, Zhongyuan Zhong was still underage, but he was very outstanding.At that time, the roof of Hong Kong Hei could see the sea far, far away, so far away that the horizon disappeared.

The leader said that it was because the building was tall enough. If it was taller, taller, and infinitely taller, maybe even the planet could be controlled.

He listened but didn't respond, just stood there quietly thinking about the answer to that question.

He didn't reply, but Mori Ogai answered for him.

The man who killed the previous boss and took this position as a doctor unexpectedly did not let Alice stand beside him that day, but sat alone on the single sofa, sitting on the wall made of all glass. In front of you, it is at the highest position in Yokohama, overlooking the whole city.

The man said, Zhong Ye, the so-called partner.

— is the closest and most intimate person.A loving wife may empathize with another, a child may be rebellious but not rebellious, and biological parents may treat one another more favorably than another, but only your partner will always be by your side and walk with you all the time.

Even if it's delivered to the back, it's okay, even if it's a secret.This is the only existence that will not betray you, and it is also the one person you will only have in your life.

But at that time, he was thinking, as for Rimbaud, this man who meant a lot to him, the man who worked so hard and even died, was probably for the so-called partner.

But the fact is that that partner was an undercover agent from the beginning.

Mori Ogai was laughing at that time, he said that it was different, the wrong trust cannot be said that the bond represented by the "partner" itself is wrong, you and Dazai-kun, after all, you and Dazai-kun will reach the same goal after all.

Perhaps it was because of this conversation that his patience with Osamu Dazai became more and more, even though he kept shouting that you are so annoying, how can you be so annoying? Annoyance, but in fact, they have never left each other, and have never forgotten each other in anything.

Even Osamu Dazai noticed this very early, and asked him why he was hit in the head by a car accident when he went out. The prisoner, then turned around with his hands in his pockets and yelled at the person who was paddling openly behind him, I take you every day from work to work, what nonsense are you talking about with your eyes open? !If my mother gets hit by a car, you will be the first to be thrown out!

It's not that he didn't think about whether to change his partner, but occasionally he looked at the teenage Dazai Osamu with half of his face wrapped in bandages and half of his face with gauze, so pitiful, he thought about who else besides him Still able to bear the bad temper of this person, and the fact that who can catch him when the other party enters the water again, he dismissed this idea.

At that time, he was hypnotizing himself, forget it, forget it, admit it, isn’t it more troublesome? Go back and move into your own little house and then go to fuck Dazai, go to hell not sleep in the middle of the night and sing A song only you.

He even wondered whether he should tell Ogai Mori to assign some tasks to Osamu Dazai himself. This man is so idle that he started running to the street to cheat the little girl and die in love.

From knowing the news, to people calling Osamu Dazai’s name on the road, patting his shoulder with snot and tears and asking why you didn’t reply to my message, and then receiving a call from a girl in the middle of the night asking him when Let's die together.Nakahara Chuya rolled his eyes at the ceiling and even stuck his middle finger on Dazai Osamu's nose. After hanging up the girl's phone, he got out of bed and climbed onto the other party's bed. Zhi dug it out from inside, and said while pinching the soft flesh on the man's waist.

——Laugh, laugh again, bastard Dazai, I will make you laugh!

——Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

After learning that Osamu Dazai took his photo to go online dating, took his phone to the little girl, and used his social account to play with people in the couple space, Nakahara also thought to himself, whoever loves this kind of partner wants whoever wants it anyway. don't want!

But this kind of thing can't be talked about with Mori Ogai and Ozaki Koyo. Anyway, it's a matter between the two of them. Maybe in the eyes of adults, it's just children's little trouble. It was only after this that Nakahara found out that Osamu Dazai deliberately used this method that sounded like a small thing but was really annoying to disgust him.

Then take the person to the training ground and let this person feel what it means to be cold and icy rain slapping your face indiscriminately.

So, what is the use of this kind of partner?What is the use?

After beating Osamu Dazai with injuries all over his body, the two elders were still alarmed. Koyo Ozaki knew Dazai Osamu's nature, but he also reprimanded him at this time. The man in the wheelchair happily gnawed on an apple. Without the face of begging for mercy when he was beaten, Mori Ogai waved his hand to let them take care of their partner, and then took Alice away.So at the end of the spring of that year, before the rainy season was long overdue, Nakahara Nakahara went to the street to buy vegetables while pushing Osamu Dazai's wheelchair.

When two people live together and can't cook, one of them will be forced to cook.It is impossible for Osamu Dazai to cook, so only Chuya Nakahara.

Other children in the supermarket were pushed by their parents in shopping carts, and Nakahara Nakaya on their side pushed Osamu Dazai as a shopping cart, throwing the picked vegetables and fruits into each other's arms Here, the man was holding some tomato, onion, cut up meat and seasonings and talking about what he wanted to eat at night. After almost declaring a full banquet for Man Han, he couldn't help it anymore, and turned around and said that you should just order takeaway.

But the other party immediately put on the face of "I'm so soft, I'm so pitiful, obviously you beat me up like this, you still can't satisfy my desire to eat a meal", and at that time someone from another organization happened to pass by, so Zhong Yuanzhong also knew each other, and had spoken a few words at the dinner before.The other party was holding his wife and children while helping to carry the live fish, while he was holding a green onion in his hand and was about to hit Osamu Dazai in the face.

Osamu Dazai, who was observant and perceptive, suddenly burst into tears, sobbing with his head and shoulders lowered, and said, "Yeah, you are so cruel. We agreed to be together and be together, why do you still want to hit me?"

That tone, that tone, that performance, not to compete for the Oscar for Best Actor is really a shame.

The members over there obviously wanted to say hello to him, but who knew it was going in such a direction, they immediately ran away with their wives and children in embarrassment, leaving only Zhongyuan Zhongye with a green onion in his hand and a shocked expression on his face.

Although the green onion was really slapped on the face of Osamu Dazai who was laughing wildly, but when he pushed the other party's wheelchair through the door the next day, everyone was almost pointing at him. I understand, there have been rumors that 'Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai came out together but were raped by him'.

For a moment, he didn't know whether he should hit the rumor spreader until he couldn't take care of himself first, or he would hammer Dazai Osamu who was laughing behind his back to the ground.

Finally, when he faced Mori Ogai, he shouted that I was straight and I liked women, and with the help of Ozaki Koyo and Hirotsu Yanagi, he suppressed this false rumor and never mentioned it again.

Osamu Dazai was also sitting in the wheelchair, holding his chin, saying that I am too, I like soft girls instead of hard men.After finishing speaking, he pointed to Chuya Nakahara's face and said, if he woke up looking at Chuya's face every day, it would be the beginning of the nightmare.

That night he made a very spicy spicy curry rice, which made Osamu Dazai cry and drink water while crying.

Hirotsu Yanagi patted him on the shoulder and said Chuya-sama not to play too much, but he felt that he was too kind. If there is no other way to deal with Osamu Dazai, tickling and pepper are enough to make this hot chicken cry beg for mercy.

So this time when Osamu Dazai asked him to go out with him, Chuya Nakahara's first reaction was to refuse.And in fact he did.

"I almost know your size, and I will buy it back for you."

"You really won't come back with some weird clothes, like a panda onesie or a giraffe headgear."

"I didn't think about it at first, but since you said it, I will meet your needs."

"It's too much! Just look at it and I know you have ulterior motives!"

"Watching TV by myself at home, I will come back almost before dark."

Hearing his words, Osamu Dazai widened his eyes at him, as if he couldn't believe what he said, then leaned on the back of the sofa to prop himself up, and asked him accusingly that you have to get dark What are you going to do when you come back? Are you going to leave me alone to face this ruthless world? You vicious Chuya.

Zhongya Zhongyuan: "????"

"Don't you like being alone?"

"I'm sick now?"

"I'll call someone to wait on you."

"You dare to ask him to come?"

"...Fuck, Dazai, you can't live without me? Do you have to bother me?"

"Yes." The other party blinked at him, and repeated in a rather low or rather serious tone, yes.

Nakahara was stunned for a moment because of this answer, and then he felt that I believed your Dazai Osamu's evil, turned around and left, before he slapped on the door, he could still hear the wailing in the room, and even went out of the yard and out of the gate He could still feel the voice of the other party calling him in the room behind him.

Stretching out his little finger and digging his ears, he instantly felt that the roots of his ears were clean. He walked slowly on the sunny street and stopped before turning a corner after walking more than 100 meters. He stood there and analyzed himself. After struggling for a long time, he finally With a snort, he walked back to his small house with the "I'm going to blow up the building" pace, took out the key and turned the door, intending to accept his fate.

He thought, okay, you Dazai is awesome, why not I take you out.

When he came back, the previous program was still playing on the TV, and there was basically no change. After all, he only walked about 100 meters, but when he came in, he didn’t see the back of the other party on the sofa, so he took off Xie walked over, and when he walked around the sofa, he realized that the other party had slipped from above to the ground, lying on the gap between the coffee table and the sofa and was tightly blocked.

Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed, and squatted down on top of the man's head.

Osamu Dazai turned his head sideways, his soft hair completely covered his face, leaving only a nicely lined chin.The whole person squeezed crookedly into this gap, and the plaster was attached to the legs of the coffee table and the metal bracket. It looked like a dead fish that had been stranded.

He stretched out his hands and pulled the broken hair scattered on the man's face, revealing the slightly sick face underneath, and lowered his head to ask if you're okay, but Osamu Dazai just half-opened his eyes and didn't even look at him, for a long while Only a little sound was squeezed out of his throat, but it was the kind of humming that no one knew what he was talking about.

"What's wrong, fell?"

"……Humph."

"Hmph, what is it, is it disgusting?"

"Oh, you said I was disgusting."

"You didn't say that I was disgusting before, did you?!"

"Ah!"

After saying that, Osamu Dazai turned his face to the other side, and shook off his hand.Zhong Yuan also laughed angrily, he said what happened to you Dazai Osamu recently, I thought it was some kind of wronged girl who was so sticky.As a result, the other party raised his eyelids and looked up at him from the ground, which was quite scary.Maybe it was because of the angle, or maybe it was because of the emotion, Zhongyuan Zhong also withdrew his hand, and did not continue to touch the other person's face after this look.

He saw that Osamu Dazai didn't hide the obvious low pressure and dangerous breath on his body at all, just squeezed into a small gap and moldy alone. At this time, he wanted to smoke a little, but he also knew that it was not the case of smoking.So he said to someone who was several degrees darker than Osamu Dazai in his previous impression, don't be angry, can I take you out, and the other party made some noise.

"Really, I'll take you out, and I'll agree if you don't make trouble for me."

There was a muffled sound.

"Chuya's words never count."

"When did I stop talking?"

"You want to leave me at home and go out to play by yourself."

"I never said I would take you out with me at the beginning."

"You said it." The person lying on the ground moved, turned over with difficulty and then turned his face towards him. A pair of dark eyes seemed particularly deep in the gap that could not be illuminated. Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at it. I feel my heart beating.

He seemed to be able to feel the other party's emotions for a moment, but felt invisible and intangible. It was just a flashback to the past, and this feeling could no longer be grasped. If it wasn't too clear, he might have taken it as an illusion.

The person lying in the shadow just stared straight at him, very much like Osamu Dazai who couldn't hide his abnormality when they first met.Zhong Yuanzhong also pursed his lips. Although he always quarrels with each other, he is not someone who doesn't know how to read the atmosphere.But after a while, the other party laughed again, still squinting his eyes at him, and said softly: "You said that."

There was a night when neither he nor Osamu Dazai could fall asleep, so they both climbed out of bed and went to the balcony of the dormitory to smoke a cigarette.The two of them looked at the white moon under the Yokohama night, and the puffs of cigarettes were more to relieve their emotions than stealing the smell.Osamu Dazai stood up with a cigarette butt in his mouth and looked down, while he leaned on the side and stretched his waist and stretched his muscles.The other party asked him if you are not afraid of me falling, but he said that it doesn't matter anyway, just use the ability to catch you.

"Then you always catch me?"

"Yes, I'll catch you."

"Why are you so obsessed with me being alive?"

"Because you're my partner."

Ogai Mori said that never betraying between partners is something everyone knows well, and it is the most basic prerequisite for everyone to establish this relationship.He knew it, Mr. Mori knew it, Rimbaud knew it, so Osamu Dazai knew it too.

So at the beginning, he was standing on the battlefield in Western Europe, killing people while stepping on the enemy's corpse, planning to return to the country with a perfect mission result, and when he had a celebratory reception with Osamu Dazai, he received a message from Domestic calls.

The later bottle of Petrus 89 was used to celebrate Osamu Dazai's defection.