【Double Black】As You Like It

In fact, Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Chuya's routines were reversed in the past.

Although Zhongyuan Zhongye said that those who are able work hard, they are not a person who likes to stay up late. They go to bed at [-] o'clock in the middle of the night on time, and wake up at [-] o'clock in the morning. Hong Kong and black are not a serious company. No, this can be regarded as a serious company. ...But it also has the same working system as a serious company.Pay taxes on time and register contracts. People from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau come to sweep H and beat non-persons. Mori Ogai can take out a serious and legal business license, and then tell the other party that we are doing business seriously and truly serving Yokohama. Multinational companies, who go to work at [-] o'clock and leave work at [-] o'clock on time and work eight hours a day are not harsh on their employees. They select outstanding employees and award bonuses every year.

Overtime is excluded.

It once made people feel that Hong Kong and black are what a scourge is and what a monster is. The atmosphere is similar to that of Jidao. Zhongyuan, who just got out of the "sheep", was also shocked, but Mori Ogai said very clearly, to go to work on time, don't be late and leave early. It is the basic quality of employees.

Therefore, Zhongyuan Zhongye basically has a very fixed rest time, fixed sleep time and fixed wake-up time. If the winner of the perfect attendance award should be awarded to him, Zhongyuan Zhongye should be awarded one.

But the situation mentioned before is the biological clock he should follow when he does not work overtime, stay overnight or have special tasks.The previous three-month task broke his schedule, so after relaxing, he would have been exhausted. If it wasn't for Osamu Dazai, he would have slept comfortably in a hotel in Norway by now. The sky and the earth are dark, the sun and the moon have no light.

The ice-cold water bag eye mask is very comfortable against the skin, and it almost feels sleepy when you touch the pillow.In the past, it was Osamu Dazai who often slept casually. He didn't know that staying up late would lead to sudden death like he does now.

Because of this, it also damaged Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was already in poor health. During that time, Osamu Dazai's work and rest were in a mess. He couldn't get up in the morning and couldn't sleep at night. Not only did he have a splitting headache, but it also affected his restless sleep.

This caused Zhongyuan Zhongye to dig out the person who had only slept for a few hours in the early morning from the bed and move him to his car, and tied the person's waist to himself with a restraint belt. Osamu Dazai, who was so sleepy that his eyes were dimmed, would not fall from the back seat of the motorcycle.The people behind fell unconscious behind the fast-moving locomotive, and during those days it was all up to him to drag a dead-like Osamu Dazai to Hong Kong to clock in.If Mori Ogai hadn't said that you were partners and attendance counted together, Nakahara would have thrown Osamu Dazai off the top floor so that he couldn't sleep.

The scolding was scolded, and the beating was also beating, but this person seemed to be doing it on purpose. He was in a daze during work, and he was refreshed after work. He jumped three feet high and seemed to have a restlessness with nowhere to vent. What to do at the beginning how come.Either he disturbed the approval of the documents until he was unconscious, or he started to hold a solo concert after returning to the dormitory.He scolded Osamu Dazai, you are a fucking madman, please shut up, but the man started singing onlyyou to him with a plastic bottle.

The magic sound lingered in the ears, causing the Central Plains to start having nightmares in a cycle that day.Osamu Dazai in the dream had 100 million fucking people, and then 100 million Osamu Dazai sang onlyyou to him.

So when he got up the next day, he pressed the man on the bed and beat him up through the quilt. The man with dark circles under his eyes who had stayed up all night woke up instantly, and yelled while huddling under the quilt. What are you talking about? Crazy I tell you you're fucked I'm going to kill you—

It's impossible to be late, even if Nakahara Chuu gets up early in the morning and beats up Osamu Dazai first, he won't be late.He pressed the man's head and threw him behind his own motorcycle. If the parking space was not too small, he was even considering whether to buy a sports car, and then Dazai would stuff him into the trunk again.

No matter what the people outside think, they will call the police or not, as soon as Osamu Dazai's name is called out, the police officers who plan to call the police can pack up their things and return to the office to continue drinking tea and eating melon seeds.

He ran through countless red lights, and while the people behind were pinching his arm and screaming that he was about to hit the brakes, I don’t want to die with you, idiot, they came to Hong Kong Hei under the building.The collapsed man was punched by his collar, and after confirming that he was not late, he let go of his hand, without mentioning why he beat him in the morning.

But the reason why Osamu Dazai is Osamu Dazai is that there is nothing he doesn’t know. After knowing the reason from the clues, he laughed loudly in the office, pointed at him while laughing and said, isn’t it Chuya, you really Dream about me.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who didn't have time to eat breakfast, could only take out bread and milk from the small refrigerator in the office, also glanced at this person, and then cursed in his heart, how the hell did this person know again, and then said.

——No, don't be sentimental.

——Oh, you know how to use idioms, did I really hit the mark?

- Get out!Why should I dream of you! ?

—Of course it's because you miss me.

A ten-year-old boy in a suit and a windbreaker sat on his desk with his legs crossed and his face propped up, with an expression of 'I'm right, it must be like this', and then pointed at him in a very awkward tone. He said.

——Thinking of me that much?Even though we meet every day and still sleep in the same dormitory, you can dream of me in the middle of the night, Chuya, you don't have a crush on me, do you?

At that time, this sentence made Nakahara Chuya spit out all the milk in his mouth. He coughed violently, patted his chest with his hand to catch his breath, and felt in his heart that this person was drinking milk on purpose. When he uttered such a shocking statement, it was just to murder him.

He threw the empty milk carton in his direction with his eyes wide open, then yelled fuck you why did I have a crush on you what the fuck are you talking about!But Osamu Dazai still laughed after he took the box and threw it into the trash can, teasing him while laughing.

——Even if you drink milk, it won’t help. You’re almost an adult, Chuya?Not at all, not at all.

After speaking, he stretched out a hand to draw a length, the index finger and thumb were stuck together, and he was talking a little bit, but in fact, there was no distance left at all.

In the field that angered him, Osamu Dazai said that he was the last one, so no one would dare to be on the list.

And the reason why he wanted to re-buy a house at the beginning was also to stay away from the scourge of Dazai Osamu who didn't sleep in the middle of the night. Although the other party didn't always deliberately torment him not to let him sleep, there was always someone who would make a sound when he was awake, and they It is also the type of licking blood on the tip of a knife, and the slightest sound may cause lack of sleep.

But who knows why Osamu Dazai went to bed on time and on time.

The dormitory was vacant after Osamu Dazai's rebellion. In fact, it was a four-person room, but due to their special circumstances and their identities, the dormitory became two people living there. Now he is the only one left, so he simply moved out. , the original things were also taken away, and the supplies belonging to Osamu Dazai were not left behind.He didn't clean it up, but the torture squad in charge of Koyo Ozaki came to search and searched for clues, but both of them knew that it was a superficial job for the people below.His elder sister stood beside him holding an umbrella and touched his head, and said to him expressionlessly, that's the only way, Chuya.

That's right, that's the only way to go anyway.

They all knew why Osamu Dazai left.

None of them can comment on what Mori Ogai did, because without personal feelings, it would be a great thing to get a license to use the ability only by sacrificing one person.In other words, it is the most cost-effective way.

But the problem is that if the person who was sacrificed was not Dazai Osamu's only friend, this incident should not affect anyone.

But the truth is, there is no 'if'.

Recently, Mori Ogai's vacation was really a bit long. Even though he gave it a lot at the beginning, it was extended for a while because he took over again from Osamu Dazai.

He knew that his leader was very aware of the relationship between the two and the possible problems, and he also understood that taking care of Dazai Osamu was not a vacation at all, but a job that was more torturous than overtime, so besides not needing Going to work on time and clocking in, the usual daily life is not more comfortable than going out to work.

If he had a choice, Nakahara would definitely be more willing to take another three-month long-term mission, and he would not be willing to live under the same roof with Dazai Osamu day and night.

And fucking can't hit people.

This is very frustrating.

Lying on the bed, Nakahara also thought that he would at least have the nights that he no longer needed to stay up late and enough sleep time, and after he got rid of the dark circles under his eyes that had been on the top for almost three months, he kicked Osamu Dazai who had recovered Return it to the Armed Detective Agency and everything will be fine.

But the idea is very beautiful and the reality is very skinny. When he fell asleep counting Dazai Osamu's unlucky face in the middle of the night, but when he wanted to get thirsty and drink water in the middle of the night, he almost kicked the person next to him out when he lifted the quilt.

Touching the switch on the wall, Nakahara also squinted his eyes when the light came on and was a little uncomfortable. He looked down at Osamu Dazai who put his face on the edge of the bed. Squeeze out your own voice, every word is murderous.

"You—he—mother—is—how—how—you—climbed—up—to—"

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he was really going to have a myocardial infarction, and he was really going to have a blood clot.In the middle of the night, it’s okay to find someone next to your bed. It’s okay if this person is Dazai Osamu. If he didn’t pay attention, he kicked the person out by a conditioned reflex, then he would have rushed out of the door, jumped over the railing and fell to the first floor. went.If this happens, it is guaranteed that the two of them will be registered at the Yokohama Hospital in the evening. The next day, people from the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia will all go to the inpatient department for a meeting. According to the full responsibility for the medical expenses, who should be responsible for this behavior? Is it implying to tear up the agreement, and even deriving the topic that you in the Central Plains have no conscience and you can deal with such a big patient, you really are the devil.

He doesn't want to ask why this person didn't sleep and ran up now, he just wants to know how the person with broken limbs came up, although he understands that Dazai Osamu must have a way if he wants to do something, but what do you think about this matter? It feels like a horror story that takes place in the middle of the night.

"Does it matter?"

"Of course it's very important, are you pretending to be sick?!"

"Of course not. Would you like to break the plaster to see?"

"You have learned from the past!"

"What lessons learned?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought that you were asking knowingly, so he talked about the two people who were 15 years old and when they were dealing with the combination monster, Dazai Osamu pretended to be broken. After making him dirty, he opened it.

But after listening to his accusation, this person just tilted his head in confusion, and after the voice fell silent for two seconds, he smiled again.

"So that's the case, then I really went too far."

"You know it too!"

"Yeah, it turns out that you are really the type who will believe easily. You must have been super-frightened when I broke my hand, right?"

"Shut up, you really are faking it, you really are faking it?!"

"No, I won't pretend."

Nakahara Nakaya, who was angry about getting up, was scared in the middle of the night, and even forced himself to quarrel with others because of his sleepiness. He felt that he was really bored.After stretching out his hand to pull the person from the bed, he carefully inspected the person's arm and calf, and when he found that the fracture was indeed broken, he gave the other person a look of "you are awesome", and directly carried Osamu Dazai on his shoulder After going out of the bedroom door, admiration for the other party's perseverance emerged spontaneously after visually measuring the height of the stairs.

Damn, this person really climbed up by himself? !What did he use to climb up? !chin? !

After throwing the person on the other party's own bed on the first floor, Nakahara Nakaya poured a glass of water from the kitchen and planned to go back to sleep, but in the end Osamu Dazai pushed back the quilt and began to accuse him of his evil deeds.

Ruthless, evil, ruthless, and vicious, Mr. Nakahara Nakaya doesn't care about what the other person says behind his head, allowing this person to start saying that he is ruthless, vicious, evil, and ulterior motives.

In the end, the words of "wolf's ambition" came out, and Nakahara, who was walking on the stairs, pulled out the plastic trinkets that were pressed on the wooden handrail, and held the small bell of the three-colored cat in his hand, aiming at Osamu Dazai's head downstairs. Just lost it.

Hearing the other party's ouch and the crisp sound of the forehead being hit, the person who poked his head out of the quilt was stunned in an instant, and Zhongyuan Zhong also whispered to the bottom while holding his hot cup He deserved it, and then he pointed to the raised quilt and said, if you do something to me again, I will tie you to the bed.

"What, the tying up so soon? I'm not ready yet."

Zhongyuan Zhong also wanted to say yes, it would be much easier to tie you up, but suddenly he realized what nonsense this person was talking about, pulled out another three-flowered cat bell, and smashed it at the opponent's head again.

"I didn't prepare for this from the beginning, go to sleep with you!"

Nakahara, who was lying on the bed again and closed his eyes, also felt that this was not the way to go. He was afraid that Osamu Dazai would climb up again, so he lifted the quilt and locked the door, and moved the bedside table to block it.

He thought to himself that even if you Dazai climbed up with your chin, you would not be able to pick the door lock with your chin, so he put on his cold eye mask and lay down under the blanket again with peace of mind.

When he opened his eyes the next day, the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant. He looked at the ceiling of his home and let out a long sigh of relief. He looked up at the electronic watch on the bedside table and pointed to eight in the morning. Even after being tortured by staying up late for three months, his own biological clock was still So punctual.There is a small bathroom in the master bedroom on the second floor. Zhong Yuan rubbed his messy hair after a night's sleep, walked in with slippers, opened a new toothbrush and toothpaste, and began to wash.

A good vacation starts with a good morning, but when he walks down and hears the sound of the TV and Osamu Dazai sitting on the sofa, he realizes that everything is an illusion.

The other party looked back at him after hearing the movement, his eyes changed immediately and he began to say, I want to brush my teeth, I can’t go to the bathroom, I’m so hungry, I want to eat, I want to change clothes, I don’t want to Continue to wear pajamas.

Zhongyuan Zhong also felt that it was a magic sound, he didn't ask why you can't wash yourself if you can move from the bed to the sofa and turn on the TV, because he knows it's meaningless. Be honest with him.

With this in mind, he directly pushed Osamu Dazai into the wheelchair and slid him to the sink, handed him an electric toothbrush, and then went to the kitchen regardless of how he used it.

It's not that he is obedient, but Zhongyuan Chuya also wants to eat breakfast himself.

Because the western breakfast is very convenient, he has probably prepared it for himself over the years. In addition, the things in the refrigerator are also bread, a fast food that can be stored. He probably tossed two sandwiches and threw them in. In the microwave oven, I fried two more omelettes and sat on the dining table by myself.

But as soon as his butt touched the chair, Osamu Dazai called him, took a deep breath and walked over, knowing that the man still wanted to wash his face, he cleaned the electric toothbrush and unpacked a new towel with a bang He slapped the other person's face, wiped it carelessly, then pushed him to the dining table, picked up the cutlery loudly, and said two words to the other person.

Have a meal!

So it became a sticky scene where he feeds the other person and eats himself, but the atmosphere is actually extremely hot. Osamu Dazai is only responsible for eating and laughing. Sometimes when he is in a hurry, this person will stick out his tongue and say it is hot. Burn you slowly.Zhongyuan Zhong also thought to himself why it didn't burn you to death, but the speed of his hand also slowed down, and he made sure that the other party swallowed it before feeding him.

I am so annoyed by the reluctance on my face.It was almost ten o'clock when the meal was almost done, and Nakahara Nakahara planned to go out to buy something and come back to stuff the refrigerator, so he went upstairs and changed into his private clothes and came down, but Osamu Dazai who had just turned the key and put on his shoes in the room started calling him again.

"What else are you doing!"

"Take me to buy clothes, Zhongya, my suitcase is full of chemical reagents and I don't have any clothes."