[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

I kissed Sauron, I kissed Sauron, I kissed Sauron——

As if under a spell, these six words kept ringing in my mind, but I sat on the watchtower like a fool, unable to do anything.

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I was depressed for a long time.

Erdenia and Christana didn't know what was wrong with me, and my younger brother ABCDEFG was worried all day long about my body, which I used to drink to soothe my worries.Finally, one day, Erdenia could no longer bear to see my decadent appearance, grabbed the wine bottle in my hand, and gave me a slap on the back of the head.

"Yisha, although I don't know what happened to you, cheer me up!"

I looked at him absent-mindedly, swallowed my throat, and finally failed to agree to his request.

Although I only drink and sleep every day these days, my mind is actually very clear.

How to cheer up?Lost Mihawk, lost Shichibukai title, lost... first kiss.Adding up all kinds of deeds, looking back at what happened in the past few years, I finally found myself tired.

All in all, I have been at sea for a full ten years.First fell in love with someone who shouldn't be liked, wasted a lot of time for him, and then repeated the same mistakes, and fell in love with someone who would never like me again.

Children these days start dating at the age of 13, and there are not a few who get engaged and have children at the age of 16. I am already in my twenties this year, but I don’t even have a boyfriend.

It's not that no one likes me... Speaking of which, not too many people like me.But in the past few years, except for that damn moss head, no matter whether he is as good as Marco or as ordinary as the younger brother ABCDEFG, I don't feel the slightest emotion.

Sure enough, as a pirate, I can basically only fall in love with pirates, but there are still too few choices at sea.

If I go on like this, I guess I will become an old girl.After all, she grew up in an ordinary world, even if she went to sea for ten years, from a weak girl to the leader of the pirates who are now awe-inspiring in the great waterway, but as a girl, there is something deep in her heart that she longs for. Stuff never changes.

I also want to have a vigorous love when I was young, I also want to be loved by others, I also want a man, and I want to get married.

I used to be able to comfort myself who was single and working hard with the reason of "I am the king's seven martial arts", but now that I have lost this title, I suddenly don't know what I should do next.

Is it still the same as before?But Mihawk won't be with me anymore.

As for Sauron...he always quarrels with me every time he sees me. If I hadn't been drunk and forced to kiss him, with his brain, he probably wouldn't know that I had other thoughts about him in this life. .

What did I say to him at the time, and how did he respond to me after kissing him?

I don't remember, but I know with my toes that he who has been arguing with me will definitely not have any romantic complex with me.

I even suspect that he almost became angry and killed me. Even if he didn't, he must be very angry.

He must have said something like 'Are you crazy, Spider-Woman', 'Is there something wrong with you' or something like that.

Thinking of this, I laughed at myself, and suddenly felt that it was a good thing to drink Duanpian.I really hope that I will never think about the situation at that time in this life, otherwise I will definitely piss myself off.

"Erdonia, I want to go home." Sitting on the bow of the boat looking at the endless coastline, I closed my eyes and breathed the slightly salty sea breeze, and suddenly said.

Erdenia froze for a moment and replied, "This is your home."

I looked into his golden eyes and said seriously: "You know I'm not talking about this."

"........."

"I miss my mother."

"........."

"I'm tired." I took a deep breath, looked at the younger brothers who were fighting on the deck, and solemnly entrusted: "I will leave them to you to take care of."

"Isa?"

"I'll take part of the money, and you keep the rest. By the way, I can't cross the red soil continent by myself, so let Christana accompany me."

"...Isa, don't do this." Erdenia's golden eyes almost pleaded.

I can't bear it too, but let me be selfish for once.

"I want to take you away, but they need you." I pointed at the group of younger brothers who would definitely cause trouble if they were not guarded, "They are all orphans without a home, but they are all young, and there is no need to spend their entire lives as seafarers at sea. Thieves, it takes a lifetime. You take the money, buy an island, and live there together in peace."

Erdenia knew that I was determined to go and couldn't keep me. He took a deep breath, extremely reluctant, but still had to nod: "Okay. I'll go and prepare for you."

I nodded, put my hands behind my back, looked at the white pigeons flying by in the sky, and smiled with relief.

Xihai, I'm coming back.

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Time back to the present.

In the shabby restaurant, Smoker, who was wearing a justice coat, was smoking a cigar, no different from three years ago, still looking fierce.

I was clasped by his sea gorge stone with ten hands and couldn't move, and I couldn't use the fruit ability. My face was calm, but I was already panicked.

Sure enough, I haven't fought for too long, I'm rusty... Three years ago, I would never be controlled by his ten hands.

Damn, what should I do?It’s fine if I’m alone, it’s a big deal to resign to fate, but mocking him——

As the second son of the enemy beating family with ridiculously high rewards, Smoker, who is a navy, can't control him, but he doesn't mind handing him over to the police if he thinks about it.

Looking in horror at me, who was struggling to breathe under Haigorstone Ten, my small eyes stared at the calm Smoker, and my eyes suddenly became dark. I took out two bombs from nowhere, and while I was When Mogg's attention was on me, he broke free from the smoke and threw it at him.

boom----

Smoker subconsciously dodged back, and with the violent explosion, the entire restaurant was blown to ashes.In desperation, he used smoke to protect the unsuspecting civilians, and I also took advantage of the moment my hands left my neck to transform into a spider, picked up the mime with a bomb in my hand, and sprayed out powerful spider silk, slipped away.

terrible! ! !God knows, Smoker is really one of the navies I don't want to meet. He is natural, strong, and has tricky weapons. He was already a lieutenant general at the headquarters three years ago when he was only in his thirties. His strength can be imagined.

I just started exercising with Mi Ji recently. I have been playing games and blind dates for the past three years. No matter how powerful I am, my skills are a lot slower. If I want to fight Smoker now...

Forget it, you have to be self-aware, so don't try it.

After I left the scene quickly, I frightened many pedestrians along the way. Fortunately, there are more people with strange [personality] these days. Everyone just thinks that I am a spider-man. Apart from attracting the attention of a few heroes, nothing happens Another mess.

I ran to the Bingsheng forest with a smile on my face, released him from my mouth and turned him back into a human form, looked at him who was covered in my saliva, and said apologetically, "That, it's a joke..."

Mi Ji wiped his sticky face and didn't want to say anything: "Sister, it turns out that it feels like this when Fire Fist Ace is in your mouth..."

I froze for a moment, not quite daring to ask if my mouth after becoming a spider had the unique fishy smell of beasts.Not to mention anything else, the venom on the fangs is quite sour anyway...

"Ahem, what, the situation is special, you saw the navy just now, he is Smoker."

"I heard it." Mi Ji replied dryly, and gave me a small look, "But I didn't understand what he said, you didn't tell me."

"Uh, did you? I thought I told you everything." Yes, I only told Mi Ji what happened before I became Qi Wuhai, and I didn't mention anything else because of the issue of face.

I laughed and laughed, seeing how his body was drenched with my saliva, I offered to go to the city to buy a set of clothes for him to change into.

"...I can't go out like this." Mi Ji said distressedly.

I clapped my hands, "My sister is going to buy it for you, why don't you wait here and don't move?"

Embarrassed: "Don't go, sister, the navy must be looking for you nearby, it's too dangerous for you to go out now."

"Then what should I do? I can't teleport, we have to go back, right?" I worried.

Mi Ji thought for a while, picked up his phone and replied, "How about we call a car?"

My eyes lit up, "You are still smart, call, I will pay you back when the time comes."

"...You are so generous at this time." Mi Ji gave me a weak look, and within a minute he hailed a car, saying that he was on his way and would be here in about 1 minutes.

So we sat on the ground and waited slowly.

Anyway, I was bored, so I turned on my phone and looked at it. I swiped my finger, and there was no new email in the inbox.

...Yeah, Dino and I have broken up because of a ridiculous decade of bazooka.

I shrugged. I felt much better after one night. I was not so sad when I was rejected by Mihawk. Although I still have regrets at this time, I have recovered.

"drop----"

Hey, there is a new email?

I opened it curiously, and it turned out to be from an intermediary who had been missing for a long time.

He is very sorry for what happened before, and deeply regrets the loss of such an honest client like me. He hopes that I can change my mind and choose their company again, so that he can do his best for my blind date.

In order to show his sincerity, he sent me another profile of the blind date he had chosen for me.Although I felt that he was very unreliable after the incident with Yiermi and Gin, but because I just broke up with him yesterday, I was not in a good mood and I was bored, so I opened it casually to have a look.

This is unbelievable, handsome man!

I swallowed immediately, secretly glanced at Mi Ji who was playing a mobile game next to me, and quietly read the profile of the handsome guy.

...how is it a mafia again?

Let me take a look, Hong Kong black?what does that mean?The underworld of the port?

I'm a little tired, ever since I agreed to disclose my identity as a pirate, all the people who are willing to go on a blind date are such characters.

Looking to the sky.

Forget it, although I don't have any complaints about the mafia and killers, but three in a row, even if I don't want to deal with it anymore.

Blind dates are still unreliable, and it has been three years without any progress.What should I do to avoid detours and directly find the person I am destined for?

What are you going to...

Wait, ten years of bazooka? ? ?

I covered my lips, startled by the sudden thought that popped into my head.But if you think about it carefully, it’s true. If the bazooka of that blue wave kid can really summon me ten years later, then I can also travel to the world ten years later. Who am I married? Go and have a look Don't you know?

By the way, let's see if my future husband treats me well. If it's really okay, then I'll go to him as soon as I get back!

"Sister, the car is here." Mi Ji stood up and said to me.

I also got up and patted the dust on the back of my pants, "That's ridiculous."

"What's wrong ma'am?"

"We won't go back to Xijing for now, we have to stay in Bingsheng for a while." I said.

He blinked, a little confused: "But the navy is looking for you—is it not safe here?"

"That can't be helped, I have important things to do." I pulled him into the car and said to the driver in the front seat: "Uncle, go to Bingsheng District."

I just came out of Sawada-kun’s house yesterday, I still remember the way to his house, as long as I stay there, when Lanbo is alone...

Just rob his bazooka!

The author has something to say: Thank you Boots again for the two dive bombs.

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