[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

My head hurts like it's about to explode.

Opening my eyes in a daze, I looked at the strange ceiling above my head, lost in thought.

where am i...?

Oh yes, this is Nami's room.

I rubbed my sore temples, I still drank too much last night, thinking about when I would see that damn moss head again after leaving, I couldn't control myself and drank desperately until I drank everyone down just stopped.

and then?

I blinked my eyes and tried to remember, but I couldn't remember what happened in the second half of the night, let alone how I got back to bed.

Is this a drink break?Is the wine on the straw hat boat so strong? I've never drunk it like this...

I can't believe that I would lose my memory after drinking a thousand cups. I put my head in my hands and thought hard, but I still couldn't recall any memory about last night.

Forget it... I probably got drunk and went back to my room to sleep, I silently comforted myself.

After lying down for a while, after the headache subsided a little, I yawned and sat up, looking at the bright sunshine outside the bed, and stretched comfortably.

Alright, let's go as soon as we get ready, Erdenia, Kristana, and a bunch of younger brothers should be waiting anxiously.

I walked into the bathroom to wash off the smell of alcohol in my mouth, then took a shower, came out and found a Nami dress in the closet to put on.She's about the same size as me and has good taste, so there's nothing wrong with wearing her clothes.

"Good morning~"

On the deck of the Sonny, Nami and Robin had already woken up and were drinking morning tea at a small open-air table.Sanji greeted me enthusiastically when he saw me get up, and he pulled out a chair gentlemanly for me to sit down.

"Thank you."

"You're welcome, what would Yishasang want to eat in the morning?"

"Anything is fine, please." I smiled at Sanji.

He put one hand on his chest and bowed, "It's an honor."

After Sanji left, Nami propped her chin with one hand, stirred the black tea in the milky white teacup with her right hand, and said to me with a smile: "I had a great time last night, Isa, did you rest well? When I woke up in the morning, I found One piece was poured overboard, and I don't know how much these men drank...they really don't know how to control themselves."

She complained with a headache.

I was really embarrassed to tell her that I was also one of the unrestrained crowd, so I twitched the corners of my mouth and didn't answer.

Nami sighed, and continued to stir the black tea in front of her absent-mindedly, "I don't know when the next meeting will be."

Hearing this, Robin also put down the book in his hand, and looked at me with the corners of his lips bent, "Yes, this lovely lady, Sauron-kun will be very lonely after you leave."

I shook my hand holding the teacup and coughed violently twice, "Huh?"

What about Sauron?

She smiled softly, "Ah, am I wrong? I thought you knew each other."

I opened my mouth and didn't know how to answer. I didn't tell anyone what I knew with Sauron. Everyone thought I only knew Luffy and Ace. Of course, Sauron would not take the initiative to mention it, so how did she know? of?

Observed by yourself?incredible.

Nami also turned her eyes around my face in surprise, seeing that I didn't deny it, she covered her mouth: "Really, Isa, you and Sauron actually know each other?"

... I looked at Robin, her face was still full of smiles, but her eyes were clearly seeing everything.

It seemed that I couldn't hide it, so I took a sip of tea pretending to be calm, put down the teacup lightly, and said, "That's right. During the two years you separated...he lived in my house."

Seeing that their eyes were obviously widened, I realized that my words could be easily misunderstood, so I quickly explained: "No, it's the home of Mihawk and I, and his swordsmanship was also taught by Mihawk at that time. Ah yes, Perona is also living with us, you should also know that pink-haired little girl who used to follow Moonlight Moria."

"Her..." Nami stroked her chin and recalled, "I didn't expect that. So, what is the relationship between you and Hawkeye, Isa?"

Namei's pretty face is full of gossip.

I bow my head.

What is the relationship?If it was four years ago, I would say without hesitation that he is my future husband.But too many things have happened in the past few years, and Mihawk has a very firm attitude towards me. Of course I know that it is impossible for me to marry him.

That’s right, it’s just my wishful thinking to say that it’s Mihawk’s and my home.In fact, there is not much difference between Sauron and Perona, I am just a junior who was temporarily taken in by him, I was just taken in earlier.

"He is my savior." I touched the back of my head, and briefly talked about how I was rescued by Mihawk when I was a child when I was in distress at sea.

"So that's the case, your experience is also very twists and turns." Nami sighed sympathetically.

Robin continued to look at me with great interest. Seeing that I was absent-minded, he changed the subject and said, "So, Mr. Sauron went out early in the morning for some reason. I asked him where he was going, and he said he had to go to the city. I'm in a hurry, Miss Yisha, do you know why?"

I froze.

Zoro, go to town?How do I know why, why does this big sister who is called the son of the devil by the world ask me?

Unable to answer her, I shook my head honestly.

"Really, then there's nothing I can do." She smiled slightly, and the arc of her mouth did not know what to express.

I cautiously continued drinking my tea.

After eating, it was getting late, and I looked up at the sky. Although Sauron hadn't come back yet, it was time to say goodbye.

I took the dry food prepared by Sanji and got into the boat, and Luffy and Usopp brought several barrels of drinking water in for me.Inserting the key into the keyhole, I turned the switch and waved goodbye to everyone.

"Isa, come and see us when you have time!" Nami stood on the Sonny, yelling with her hands pretending to be a trumpet.

I also reluctantly replied: "I know!"

"Spiderwoman, be careful all the way~" Above the mast, Luffy pressed the straw hat on his head with one hand, straightened the other hand, and waved at me foolishly.

"Well, goodbye Straw Hat! And Nami, Robin, Sanji, Chopper, Franky, Brooke, Usopp, although the time we get together is very short, I have had a very happy time these few days!"

"So are we!"

Well, almost.

I took one last look at them, and waited for a few more minutes, but I still didn't wait for Zoro, who suddenly went shopping in the city for some reason, to come back.

This guy is still unreliable, probably lost!Forget it, anyway, after meeting, it was either embarrassment or quarrel, and there was nothing to talk about.

I suppressed the disappointment in my heart, pursed my lips, and gradually drove the boat away amidst everyone's enthusiastic farewell.

"Hey, Isa!"

Who is calling my name?

Looking back, a panting green figure suddenly appeared by the beach.Sauron was holding a gift bag that was extremely inconsistent with his image, and shouted at me in the distance: "Why didn't you wait for me and ran away? Come back!"

I've been waiting for you for a long time, okay!Who told you to go to the city today, can you buy anything you need after I leave?I'm ashamed to say that I...

Although I complained so much in my heart, seeing him coming, I felt better. I stood up and made a face at him, and yelled back: "Come back, fart, goodbye Moss head, take care of yourself!"

"Hey!?"

As the boat moved forward, his voice and figure became farther and farther away, but it turned into a small dot within a minute, and then he was no longer visible.

Sitting in the driver's seat and letting the sea breeze blow my long bright red hair, I brushed the hair that covered my sight, stared at the splashing water beside the hull, lowered my eyes and breathed a sigh of relief.

Although there is a little bit of reluctance, but goodbye, Roronoa.

...

It took half a month to return to the Red Zhan, and Erdenia and Christana were sent back by the navy long ago, obediently waiting for me on the ship.

They both had a lot of complaints.First, they severely criticized Usopp who attacked me with sea gorge, and then they scolded Sauron who chopped me up together.

I was quarreled to death by the two of them, so I blocked my ears and explained for Usopp and Sauron: "They did nothing wrong, I let the sniper king shoot the sea wormstone, and I asked Sauron to cut the wound, you guys What are you angry about? All in all, although our Red Slash Pirates lost some face, it’s not a big deal. Anyway, we don’t have much face left. I’m glad that this matter is finally completed, but my sister and I are exhausted. ..."

I lay on the sun lounger and said lazily, stretched out my hand lightly, and my younger brother E comprehended and handed over a glass of iced juice.

"Cole, I haven't made any progress in a few days, and I'm able to read words and emotions." I said quite appreciatively.

Little brother E Collet bowed his head flattered, and said coyly, "For the sake of the boss, I have been studying!"

"Well, dear. Help me take the cup and brush it down. Remember to clean it, do you understand?"

"Yes!" Collet respectfully took my finished juice glass and ran into the kitchen.

Two months passed leisurely like this. During this period, because of boredom, I even rectified a rookie pirate group who had just broken into the great channel. The boy threw it into the sea, put the treasure he got into the warehouse at the bottom of the ship, and took another [-]% out and put it aside as a payment to the World Government once a year.

But I didn't wait for that day.

When the news came, I stood alone on the boat for a long time.Sure enough, the mission failed, the navy suffered heavy losses, and was reduced to a 'hostage' so Lieutenant General Smoker could only retreat. Under such circumstances, it is simply too difficult to keep Qibuhai's position.

Although I had predicted such a result long before departure, I still couldn't help but feel uncomfortable.

At least the plan hasn't been exposed...but it's just a title, it's no big deal.

I silently comforted myself, even though our Red Slash Pirates didn't do enough this time, we still did our part anyway, and I think the navy will not send warships to catch me like before.

But even so, it's still very hot!After so many years of hard work, my old lady finally got the title she deserved. The old man at the Navy Headquarters took it away if he said so?

That night, I was so angry that I didn’t sleep all night, and I drank a lot of wine with the bottle alone. After trying to persuade me several times but failed, Erdenia shook his head helplessly, leaving me sitting alone Look up at the starry sky from the observatory.

Picking up the wine bottle and putting the mouth of the bottle in my mouth, I waited for a long time but didn't wait for the slightly astringent taste of the red wine. I took it down and shook it, only to find that the bottle of wine was emptied by me again.

I sullenly tried to open another bottle, only to find empty bottles all around me.Enduring the headache and counting, you have already drank more than a dozen bottles?Forget it, forget about getting fat if you drink it, it will be embarrassing if you get drunk.

Wait, drunk?

The cold wind blew by, and my originally blurred eyes suddenly woke up. Under the stimulation of alcohol, the memories that had been forgotten in the depths of my mind gradually recovered. I suddenly recalled what happened on the Sonny at night two months ago. Confidently touched his lips with his fingers.

Although I don't remember what I said that night, and Sauron's subsequent reaction is also blurred, but the touch, the taste, and the heart-pounding scene at that time are completely recalled by me.

I seem----

Forcibly kissed him? ? ?

And after that, what happened after that?What the hell did I do to him! !

I tried my best to think back, but the fragmentation was too serious after being drunk, and I couldn't remember anything except the image of myself kissing him that suddenly appeared in my mind.

My head froze, and after a few seconds of silence, I covered my face with my hands on the silent sea in the early morning, and let out the most terrifying scream ever.

No------

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