[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

Full of longing to meet our friends soon, Ji Ji and I arrived at Wagonaria half an hour earlier. The receptionist was a brown-haired high school student who looked only sixteen or seventeen years old. He was wearing an oval Shaped metal glasses, after asking the number of people, we were very respectfully led to a larger rectangular table in the center of the restaurant, "Is this okay?"

It was less than eight o'clock at this time, and it was the peak time of the family restaurant, and the surrounding area was a little noisy.

"Is there a private room? It doesn't matter if you pay."

The waiter glanced at us and replied: "Yes, there is a room for birthday parties at the back of the corridor, but the room is quite large and the price will be relatively expensive..."

I waved my hand and said that the price doesn't matter. After hearing this, the brown-haired waiter said that he would go to set it up first, and asked me and Xiao Ji to wait for a while, and took us there after 5 minutes.

It was about 10 minutes before Arrogant Scholar and Night Wolf arrived. After ordering drinks, Yan Ji sat quietly next to me and carefully studied the menu.No, in fact he is not quiet, even if he did not speak, the sound of swallowing saliva coming from his throat from time to time still affects my mood.I moved to the side seat in disgust, thinking that this guy was so different from the two brothers of his family I knew.

"Why don't we order first." After waiting for another 5 minutes, Yan Ji proposed while clutching his stomach.

I picked up the chopsticks and hit him, then exchanged with another pair of clean chopsticks before putting them back on my plate, "I just know how to eat, I'm going to lose weight tomorrow, do you know that?"

Aggrieved, "I know, that's why I want to say I'm full tonight..."

"It's really hopeless!" I scolded him, calmly took a sip of the sweet tea I just ordered for myself, and put a glass of ice water in front of him, "Drink this first."

"Why is mine boiled water!?"

"Who told you to go to the bathroom as soon as you entered the restaurant." I happily sipped my sweet tea, ignoring someone's resentful eyes.

It's eight o'clock.People haven't come yet.

Xun Ji was already very hungry, in order to stop his stomach from making disgusting grunting noises, I opened my mobile phone to log in to the app for game communication, and was going to ask where the arrogant scholar and Night Wolf had gone, and how long it would take to get there.

The news has not been edited yet, the door of the private room was opened with a 'squeak', I raised my head, the corner of my mouth just raised an arc, and the moment I met that person's eyes was frozen.

He was also stunned, standing at the door, entering or leaving, or the person behind him pushing him, shouting, "Why did you stop suddenly, I made my forehead hit your back" before staggering come in.

The man next to him became nervous the moment the man entered the door. He put down the menu and sat up as stiff as he could. You didn't need to look closely to see the sweat flowing from his forehead to his temples and then down his neck.

... I was really sweating a lot, so I moved my butt in disgust.

"Hahahahahaha, so, are you Brother Jin and Two-dimensional Potato Chips?" The light blue short-haired young man who entered the door laughed loudly, looked at Luanji with red pupils, and raised his chin handsomely After saying hello, he looked at me again.

With a lingering smile on my face, I blinked at him curiously.He blushed, his originally confident eyes suddenly became shy, leaned on his companion's shoulder tremblingly with trembling legs, stretched out a finger and stammered and asked: "This, this, how could there be such a thing?" The girl is here? Didn't we really go to the wrong room?"

His companion was still in a daze, the young man with light blue short hair didn't get a response, he poked his head out from behind his companion and sneaked a glance at me as if I couldn't see him, then hid his face again, muttered, "It's okay after all." Isn’t it so beautiful, is it a star? Ahhh, will she be angry that we entered the wrong room? Ya Lian, why don’t we go quickly?”

Alian, no, Mr. Kubotani Xu Aren didn't answer, his eyes under the plain mirror stared at me motionlessly, which made me a little embarrassed.

Time seems to have passed as long as a century, Kubota Xu Yalian just stood at the door of the box that had not had time to close, the light blue short-haired young man continued to hide behind Mr. Ji was at a loss while holding a water glass.

I coughed dryly, managed my facial expression that just collapsed from surprise, and evoked a standard smile, "Is it the arrogant scholar and the night wolf? I am the golden light."

The short-haired young man with light blue eyes showed shock, grabbed Kua Gu Xu Yalian's clothes and pulled him over, covering his mouth and whispering.

After a while, Mr. Kubota Xu Yalian seemed a little helpless, raised his hand and pulled the light blue short-haired youth away, turned around and nodded to me, "Yes, I am an arrogant scholar, and the one over here is Night Wolf."

When Ye Lang heard Mr. Kubotanisu introduce him, he turned his head and glanced at me in embarrassment, then buried his face that was so red that it could drip blood, and stared at the toe of his shoe, wondering what he was thinking.

"I didn't expect to see you here, Miss Yisha."

I scratched my neck, "Yes, it's really fate, Mr. Kubotanisu."

Apart from being bloody, this matter is also simple, and I can figure it out after a little recollection.A lot of unexpected things happened on the day of my blind date with Kubotanisu, but before the turning point, he revealed that he was also playing Monster Hunter and invited me to play with him when I was free.

I agreed at the time, but the topic of the two of them didn't stay on the game all the time. Later, before they could exchange game ids, they met the bosozoku. He exposed his bad identity, and I also exposed that I was actually a notorious wanted pirate. thief.

………So, my regular teammate, that arrogant scholar who has always admired me, that priest nurse in a sexy purple costume is him!

I knew it was a human demon, but I really didn't expect it to be Mr. Kubotanisu!

The world is really small.

Hearing that we knew each other, I was afraid, so I didn't say anything, I just watched silently with my small eyes open.And Yelang, who had been secretly staring at me but didn't dare to speak, pulled Mr. Lawa Gusu's sleeve again and asked in a very low voice, "Hey, Yalian, have you met before?"

He couldn't believe it, and poked Mr. Kubotanisu with his arm with a look of "brother can't see it", and praised: "Okay, you."

It was too private and embarrassing to have a blind date and then become pornographic, so Mr. Kubota could only pick up something to talk about, and raised his forehead and said: "Guess what, Shun. Miss Yisha and I only met once. It’s just that the parents know each other.” He adjusted his glasses, raised the corners of his mouth and said meaningfully: “But now it’s time to call Brother Jin.”

I shook my hair twice with a haha: "...Don't, just call me Yisha."

Night Wolf looked at me with wide eyes curiously, I felt his eyes look back, he was startled immediately, and got behind Mr. Kubotanisu again like a frightened rabbit.

………Are you really an adult?As far as I know, he should be 24 years old! ! !

"Well, Mr. Yelang is really shy."

It was not an option to let them stand all the time. I got up and walked in front of them, opened the chairs for them generously, and stretched out my hand as a gesture of invitation. "We're all friends, and we've known each other for so many years, so relax."

"I, I, I, I'm very relaxed!" Lord Yelang said bravely with his hands behind his back.

With a smile on my face, "Really, that's good."

But I was thinking in my heart, strange, isn't he like this in the game?

Uh, no, he's still like this in the game.Every time I first entered the dungeon, I always bypassed the Two-dimensional Potato Chips who is a tank and acted as the leader. When I met the boss, I immediately shrugged, and immediately retreated and turned back into a wretched mage who only hid in a safe place and released magic insidiously.

Speaking of which, when I first met Yelang, his id was not called Yelang, it was more complicated ——— Dark Night の Lonely の Wolf.

Later, after a certain game update, the length of the player ID was limited before it was changed to Night Wolf.

Looking at it now, it doesn't look like a wolf, it's obviously a weak little white rabbit...or the kind with special milk.

"Anyway, let's sit down first, and talk slowly after ordering." I called the waiter, asked everyone's opinions, ordered seven or eight dishes, and gave him a glass of watermelon juice under the longing eyes. .

Xiao Ji actually had a good relationship with the two of them in the game, but in reality he didn’t talk too much when he was relatively social. After getting along for a while, he finally realized that the two people in front of him were so ordinary and ordinary that there was nothing to be afraid of, so he opened chatterbox.

But it's not a nice word.

"So you're a little dwarf, hehe, I'm dying of laughter." Yanji laughed at Yelang.

Night Wolf suddenly turned pale with anger, and protested childishly, "I'm not short, well, I'm 170, and my mother said I can grow longer!"

Puchi—I couldn't help laughing, turned my face away.

Night Wolf didn't notice the situation on my side, and then yelled at Lu Ji: "By the way, you are a muscular monk in the game, isn't it different in reality? Then——" The remaining one Before saying the fat word, Yelang hesitated for a moment, but couldn't bear to poke Xiao Ji's wound.

Good boy!I looked at him in relief, and suddenly had the urge to pat the top of his head.

Mr. Kubogusu glanced at me calmly, tried to reconcile the atmosphere, stood up and said politely to everyone: "It's okay to joke in the game, but stop arguing in reality. We have been playing together for so long, this is the first time Get together once. It’s not easy to meet each other, come, let me toast everyone!"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for our response, I picked up the sake in front of me and drank it all in one gulp.

I:"……"

Such a skilled way to start a contemporary white-collar dinner, I've only seen it on TV.The previous information is correct. He is indeed an ordinary employee working in a state-owned enterprise. Look at how life has suppressed him. He was the leader of the gangster before. Now it seems that he still has the slightest prestige at that time?

Although it hurts my heart to say that, I suddenly felt that it was not bad to be blocked by him at the beginning, but Dino is more interesting...

I'm so scumbag.

I reflect without guilt.

On the side, Xiao Ji's reaction was similar to mine.He has never had dinner with anyone other than his family. At this time, he also looked at Mr. Kubotanisu's smooth movements suspiciously, listened to his staid lines, rolled his small eyes for a long time before hesitatingly picked up the watermelon juice, and said The straw drank cleanly, put down the glass and responded: "Cheers?"

Mr. Kubotanisu: "..."

He probably really wanted to toast, but Yelang couldn't hold back a smile and sprayed out the fried tofu that he just put in his mouth, and was glared at by Mr. Kubota, "Uh..."

I played with the chopsticks in my hand one after another, and I always felt that this meal was so embarrassing that the earth was out of the universe, and I couldn't eat it anymore.

Not only that, but after returning home, will playing games online be as natural as before?The seniors are still right in summing up that even if friends who are familiar online meet in real life, even if they get along harmoniously, it is impossible for them to return to their former intimacy.

Maybe it's because the other party is not just a bunch of data after meeting, but he has to be careful when talking and joking.

The delicate relationship between me and Mr. Kubogusu is more or less embarrassing, and the night wolf can't let it go, it's not as lively as in the game.Not to mention Ji Ji, who usually rushes to protect our tank when he meets a monster with a big shovel on his back.

………………… Hey, I feel tired.

I don't know how the meal was finished. In the end, Mr. Kubotanisu and Yelang stopped me from paying, and took out a card from my pocket to settle the bill.

"I'm very happy tonight." Mr. Kubotanisu said politely.

I put on a fake smile and lied that I was having a good time too, but in fact, everyone knows the real situation.

"Then we'll leave first, see you, Monster Hunter."

"Okay." Luan Ji and I nodded, and watched them turn around and disappear into the alley under the streetlight.

"It's not quite what I expected..." Yan Ji said to me while biting his fingernails, "It's not that fun."

I shrugged, "They must be disappointed too. The reliable tank in the fixed group is actually a fat house, and the brother Jin who I have always admired is a woman." She was still a person who had failed in a blind date.

Yan Ji said disdainfully: "What's the matter, can I be more frightened than when I know that you are not only a woman, but also my future sister-in-law?"

I kicked him without saying a word, and corrected him rigorously: "It's not your future sister-in-law, but I have been your future sister-in-law for two days."

"Is there a difference?"

"Of course. In short, don't mention your sister-in-law anymore. My boyfriend will be jealous if he hears about it."

Ji Ji:! ! ! ? ? ?

"Did you have a boyfriend again so soon?" His small eyes widened from the thick eyelids, he couldn't believe it, "It's been less than a week since you dumped my elder brother?"

I glanced at him strangely, "Is there a problem? Why, I have to guard myself for a year or two before looking for it again?"

I suddenly realized something, I patted the shoulder of Yan Ji comfortingly, and sighed softly: "I was negligent. You are too ugly, and I don't understand how hard it is to be a popular person. Peach blossoms come by themselves , can I block it on purpose?"

Xun Ji rolled his eyes.

"Well, don't stare at me yet. Do you remember that you will start special training tomorrow? When you become thin and handsome in a month, you will probably understand how I feel now." I smiled and bent my eyes.

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