[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

The sticky spider web sprayed out from behind will form a huge ball, enveloping me and Il fans.He tried to move his arm, but the cobweb was too sticky, and he couldn't break free in a while.

At least, not until the spider has finished her delicious meal.

How beautiful the picture in front of me is. Ever since I ate the spider fruit 12 years ago, my thoughts seem to have been assimilated. Seeing him struggling on my web, a bloodthirsty desire is in the spider web. Subtle tremors arise spontaneously.

It would be nice if the expression could be more frightened.

This guy, except for the occasional expression when mentioning Qi Ya, has a paralyzed face at other times.

Even if you have good looks, you will start to feel bored after watching it for a long time!

Looking at Yiermi's calm face, I clicked my tongue in dissatisfaction, and suddenly felt bored.

"Why aren't you afraid?" Caressing Yi Ermi's face, I lowered my voice and released a murderous look, and drew a red mark on his skin with my fingertips as sharp as a blade.

"Oh, should I be afraid?" Yi Er looked up in a daze, and there was no timidity in his eyes—to be precise, there was no emotion in his eyes.

Sure enough, he is a boring person!After my liking for Yier fans faded, I didn't bother to pretend to be gentle and considerate, so I rolled my eyes and said, "...a dead duck with a hard mouth."

Of course, I don't believe that Yier fans will wait to die so obediently, but I don't know enough about his strength, and I don't know if he still holds any cards, so I didn't make a rash move.

Besides, the two of us were not hostile to the point of insisting on taking his life. After all, he didn't get any advantage from me. Instead, he bought me a big diamond ring with money.

Thinking about it this way, could it be me who cheated on the marriage! ?

Ahem, you can't be so kind!Obviously he was the one who harbored evil intentions first!

I shook my head to shake the dangerous thoughts out of my mind, raised my paws to give him a punch, and saw him stuck to the net, helpless, and even his beautiful hair was stuck firmly. Then softened down.

This abstinence look is so fucking beautiful.

Most of the anger generated in my heart due to deception has actually dissipated, as for the rest...

I stared at him intently, glanced over the short black hair, and got an idea.

"Qi Ya, go to the convenience store and buy me a fader." Anyway, Ilmi couldn't move, so I laid my hands on my hips and leisurely ordered Qi Ya who was hiding behind me.

"What fader?"

How can you be so stupid?I turned my head and gave him a sideways glance, and said impatiently, "It's the one you boys use for haircuts. You can shave your hair off by rolling Zlazila on your head."

"Oh, that." Qiya suddenly realized, wondering why I suddenly mentioned this, and suddenly thought of something, Chelan cat eyes looked at me in disbelief and asked, "Could it be that you want to——"

"Hmm." I raised my chin, admiring the still unresponsive Yiermi in a good mood, and reached out to grab the black hair by his ear, "It's what you think. I'd like to see When I shave him bald, can he still be so calm?"

I don't want to slap him in the face, anyway, he can change his face, and he will be fine after hiding for a few days and recovering.But the hair is more difficult to deal with. Although Irmi can take back the hair when she disguises herself, it doesn't make sense to nail it twice and it will grow back, right?This world still needs a little logic!

"... so ruthless." Qi Ya complained.

"Then are you going?"

"Go, wait!" Qi Ya laughed, his eyes full of cunning.

I watched him leave with satisfaction, turned back and continued to look down at Yiermi who was stuck on the spider web, and joked: "You and your brother have such a bad relationship."

First he ran away from home, and then he helped me deal with Yier fans. I wonder if all the brothers in his family get along like this?

Yi Ermi turned her head slightly, even though she knew that she was about to face the disaster of 'extinction', there was still no fluctuation in her eyes, and she seriously refuted me: "Archie likes me as the big brother the most."

As if I was hallucinating, I showed a disgusted expression of 'Are you serious', "I think you are the one he hates the most?"

"That's Archie being shy." Ill fans still insisted.

"...You say yes." It was because of Qi Ya that I rarely showed a serious expression. I was speechless and looked away speechlessly.

The air is a bit frozen, and I haven’t changed my body for three years. I am still a little uncomfortable with the changes in my body. I play with my paws and look left and right. Er'er's thoughts stabbed Yi Ermi's slippery neck.

Ha, you were so arrogant just now, are you still at my mercy?

I was condescending and looked at him provocatively.

Yier fans ignored it: "Yisha."

"Ok?"

"Are you angry?"

"Nonsense." I rolled my eyes, and felt that this was not enough to express my inner dissatisfaction, so I rubbed his hair that was about to fall out, let alone, it didn't feel bad.

Il fans didn't comment on my messing up his hairstyle, and were still tangled in my rebellion, "Obviously, as long as you join hands with me to capture Qiya back, you can get married, why do you want to do this?"

This guy... I squinted my eyes suspiciously, seeing that he seemed to be really puzzled, and suddenly noticed an astonishing thing.

He, he seems really a fool!It's not about IQ, it's about the one with super low EQ!

Because——what else could it be?Even a fool can guess it, right?I'm dissatisfied with you treating me as a substitute for your twisted love for your brother?It’s been almost ten chapters, please stop pretending you don’t understand!

I held my head with a headache, forget it, he thought that Qi Ya liked him, and no matter how much I talked to him, I was talking about chicken and duck.

"Let's break up." After a while, I announced flatly.

"I object."

"The objection is invalid, I don't want to be with you anymore, I'm tired."

In fact, it's not that I haven't thought about it, or forget it, isn't it because he is a younger brother and I happen to look a little like Qi Ya?Except for this aspect, Yiermi's conditions have reached a perfect level, she is gentle and rich, and she has already washed her hands and returned to being ordinary people. After marriage, we should be able to live a very good life.

And, maybe the truth is not as bad as I thought?Although his behavior is a bit radical, maybe he is really just a big brother who loves his brother. Didn't he tell me to dye my hair if I care about it before, he doesn't mind.

But suspicion and reluctance have already been buried in my heart. Even if Yiermi keeps saying that he likes me, I can't be sure whether that kind of liking is the kind I'm after.

Yi Ermi stared at me steadfastly, I didn't like him anymore, and I didn't bother to study what kind of emotions flowed in his black eyes, I turned my face away and didn't bother to look at each other.

"Okay." After a long time, he let out a deep sigh.

It was still a doting tone.

I thought, if it wasn't for his hands being stuck by the spider web, he might have raised his hand as before and stroked my head tenderly.

The air became ambiguous again because of this compromise, I resisted the shaking in my heart, turned my head away, and opened my mouth to break the delicate atmosphere that shouldn't be there, "Let's talk first, the ring you gave me before, I didn't I plan to pay it back."

Il fans stared at my hot cheeks, with long eyelashes hanging down, and replied calmly: "Oh."

...

Qi Ya's movements were very slow, and I was almost impatient waiting under the eyes of Ilmi's dark dead fish eyes before the door of the casino was finally opened.

I sneered at Yier fans, and I waited patiently for Qiya to hand over the crime tools, but I didn’t wait for a long time. When I turned around, I saw countless special police swarming in, followed by several heroes who seemed to be particularly powerful Serious coming scene.

From the looks of it, Qi Ya might not be able to come.

The first thought that popped into my mind was unwillingness, should I just let Yier fans go like this?But as a face-controlling person, everyone had a 'dating' at any rate, and I couldn't bear to touch his face, but if I really spanked him in front of so many people, I wouldn't want to do it.I was very entangled for a while, looking at the ceiling at 45°, not knowing what to do.

At this moment, while I was still in my transformed state, a tall hero with glasses recognized me and said in surprise, "That spider is Yisha from Red Scythe!"

Everyone was puzzled: who is Yisha of the red sickle?

The man hastily explained: "The big pirate in the new world, the former Shichibukai, is also a fugitive who is now being hunted by the world government!"

With that excited expression and excited tone, he almost didn't say the words 'the hero level will definitely increase by several levels if you catch her'.

"It's cheap for you." I glared at Yiermi, now is not the time for revenge, Yiermi used to be a killer, even if he stopped, he would still be wanted.Although I, Isa D. Nedren, am not a good person, I would not do such a thing as handing over my own kind to the police.

However, before letting him out, the revenge that should be avenged still has to be avenged.

The left hand quickly pinched the fine hair in front of his forehead, and the fingertips of the right brushed it mercilessly. Thousands of cut hairs fell down, and the forehead covered by bangs appeared in front of my eyes.

...Sure enough, you still need a clipper, and you can't control it with sharp nails.

It was only then that I discovered that although Yier fans have a very good appearance, it's just the same without bangs.

No, his face with a mid-section should look good too, but right now, the ear-length short hair has no bangs and only a bald hairline is left, which is uneven and cut high and low by my superb technique. It's the earthworms writhing.His forehead was originally high, full, and extraordinarily white, and the whole person looked...indescribable.

Cough cough, I coughed twice and suppressed a laugh.

There is not enough time for me to shave all his hair, and the hero has already arrived, less than ten meters away from us.I tore apart the spider web and pulled him out, knelt down and grabbed the hair scattered on the ground and stuffed it into his hands, still retaining a little bit of public morality and not forgetting: "Don't leave your hair here, it's like nails, It can be used as a life card, and you can be found even if you run to the wilderness."

As if the werewolf who shaved his hair just now wasn't me.

Fortunately, Yiermi didn't say anything, she put her hair back obediently, and couldn't tell what she was thinking.

As if I was doing a farewell party for the relationship that lasted less than a week, I gave him a last reluctant look, sighed and said, "Run away."

The author has something to say: Goodbye, big brother

Sorry, didn't beat him to a pig's head, but hit his show!

In some respects, Yisha is also a ruthless person. . .