[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

When I woke up, it was already [-]:[-] in the afternoon. I lifted the quilt and got out of bed. I walked to the window barefoot and opened the curtains. I yawned at the majestic scenery of Youkexin outside the window.

What happened last night is vivid in my mind. I was not in a good mood even when I was brushing my teeth, and I walked out of the hotel sleepy.

After breaking up with Il fans, life finally got back to business.The main purpose of my visit to Youkexin this time is to exchange treasures for cash. The most important thing right now is to find a good auction house.

There are two main types of auctions held by Youkexin. The first is open auctions through formal channels and open auctions that ordinary people can participate in.It is said that ordinary people can participate, but in fact only the upper-class people will actually appear.Youkexin can be said to be one of the most prosperous cities in the world. The items that can be auctioned here, even the lowest priced item, can be worth the wages of most people for several years.

And the second one is the underground auction I'm about to attend.

To put it simply, it is a special place to deal with the treasures obtained by improper means. Because the origin of the things is unknown, they are usually organized by gangsters. It is conceivable that the people who come to the auction are not good people.

I only came to Youkexin once half a year ago, and I still remember the way when I came this time, and it didn’t take long before I found the place where I participated in the auction last time.After going to the front desk and explaining my intentions, the beautiful front desk lady led me into a VIP hall without changing her expression, and asked me to wait for a while.

A few minutes later, a middle-aged man with an ordinary appearance but exceptionally sharp eyes walked in under the protection of several bodyguards.When he saw me, his eyes lit up, he showed a sincere smile, and said, "Miss Yisha, you are really here."

I looked at his face and hesitated, opened my mouth, but still couldn't call out his name.

He instantly understood my expression, and introduced himself: "I'm Lyle, and I was responsible for receiving your visit last time."

I nodded and didn't say much. I opened my handbag and took out the items I wanted to auction this time. "Please help me to see and estimate the price."

Lyle quickly responded, adjusted his glasses and walked to me, took out a pair of pure white cotton gloves from the coat pocket, put them on, and took the pocket.

A few minutes later, he took off his glasses, and it was not difficult to see the excitement in his eyes, "They are all good products, and the total price should not be lower than this amount."

He stretched out four fingers.

"100 million?" I was a little surprised, I didn't expect this bag of gold coins, a crown and a bunch of sundries to be worth so much money.It really was the right decision to be a pirate at the beginning, [-] million, Katsuki won't be able to earn that much money if he is a top hero for [-] years.

Just as I was thinking about how to spend the money this time, Lyle coughed twice and said embarrassedly, "It's not 4000 million, it's [-] million."

Me: "... Oh."

Well, a lot less than I expected, but not bad.As long as you don't spend money indiscriminately, it won't be a problem to be free for a year or two.

I discussed with Lyle again, signed my name on the power of attorney smartly, and left everything to him to operate, just wait quietly for the auction to end in three days before collecting money.

After the matter was settled, Lyle politely gave me two tickets for the auction that night.He was considerate and wanted me to have a companion, but after breaking up with Yiermi last night, I lost all my acquaintances in Youkexin, not even Qi Ya.I tried to find it once on Xinwang, but he seems to have left.

That's right, there was no friendship at all.

But don’t give it for nothing, and I have nothing else to do. Even if I don’t have money and can’t bid, it’s good to feast my eyes.

In the evening, I strutted into the auction house wearing the dress I bought with the little money I had left.The workmanship of the dress, which is only worth [-] yuan without a discount, can be described as rubbish, but the auction said that you must dress up to attend. I didn’t bring any clothes for this trip. I only brought a set of casual clothes with me, so I can only make do with it up.Fortunately, my figure and good looks can support street stalls into famous brands, and wearing the big diamond ring given by Il Mi, I look like a lady.

... At least I feel pretty good about myself.

The auction officially started at two o'clock in the middle of the night, but admission was around one o'clock.I held up the hem of my skirt and went to the seat and sat down. The chairs on both sides were empty, and I don’t know if the people hadn’t come yet or the seats hadn’t been sold.

Who cares, no one is fine, as white and beautiful as I am with long legs, no matter who sits next to me, I will definitely not be able to help but look at it, when I see the rough stitches of my cheap dress up close It's embarrassing.

There was nothing to do during the waiting time. I flipped through my phone and opened the social software, and was shocked by nearly a hundred unread messages.

Click to open it, oh, it turns out to be Two-dimensional Potato Chips.No wonder, there have been so many things in the past two days, I forgot to send him a message saying that I want to be his sister-in-law.

Looking back at the time when I didn’t know that Yier’s fan was a brother-in-law, I really thought that the two might get married in the near future. Now I can’t wait to go back to the past and find that innocent Yisha who has two big ears.Tell you to break your mouth, it's all right now, how should you explain it?

Trembling, I clicked on the message.

Mr. Two-dimensional Potato Chips: [What sister-in-law?What are you talking about Jin Ge? ]

Mr. Two-dimensional Potato Chips: [Wait, how did you know my elder brother's name, and said he was sitting across from you?Didn't the eldest brother go to catch Qiya? ]

Two-dimensional Potato Chips gentleman: [I have a bold idea... Brother Jin, don’t you not reply to the message, you suddenly appeared and ran away with such a sentence, do you want me to go crazy in a hurry? ]

Mr. Two-dimensional Potato Chips: [Sorry, I just went to human flesh your ip.Relying on your ip address, I found your real name again, bro, you... are actually a woman]

Two-dimensional Potato Chips: [Wait, are you Yisha from Red Scythe?My eldest brother's blind date a while ago? ]

Two-dimensional Potato Chips: [I feel like my entire world view has collapsed. ]

Two-dimensional Potato Chips Mr.: [Brother...no, sister, no, sister-in-law!Come back to my message! ! ! ]

……

Not only did I not reply to his message, but I also quickly deleted all the chat records, and my fingertips twirled on the blacked-out button, hesitating whether to say goodbye to Mr. Potato Chips forever.

I really don't want to get involved with people who have a relationship with Il fans anymore.

Someone sat down in the seat next to me. I was too absorbed in my thoughts and didn't pay much attention until I was awakened by a slightly childish voice: "ciao~! Long time no see, Yisha."

I raised my head blankly, and met the man's big round and bright eyes blankly.

It was a child who looked less than two years old. He looked cute and was wearing a black children's suit.I don't like children very much, and I was also amused by his strange attire at this time. I stretched out my hand and pinched his chubby cheeks, and asked curiously, "Where did the kid come from? He's so cute."

Saying that, pinching the tender flesh of his cheek and gently pulling it out, seeing his cute appearance, he chuckled twice, then tilted his head strangely and asked: "However, how did you know my name?"

You must know that I only have a dress on my body. Although there is a famous tag pinned to my chest, there are only numbers written on it.

Those who came to participate in the underground auction were more or less shady, and would not easily expose their identities.

"Ala, didn't you recognize me?" The little boy raised the corners of his mouth and stared straight at me with big black grape-like eyes.

"Uh, should I know you?" I dragged my right hand to the side of my face, and I tried hard to recall that there was really no such person in my memory.He looks like he is only two years old. In the past two years, except for blind dates, I have stayed at home and played games. Where have I met any children?

Could it be the child of my blind date?Terrible, I thought the blind dates were men who had never been married, and someone co-authored a fraud and brought his son to come to me?

Thinking about it like this is inexplicably angry, although I don't know who it is, but I still want to find out that bastard, I have an amiable, pretty sister who is unlikely to be disliked by children, and I look at this wide-eyed The cute boy asked softly: "Your father is—"

While speaking, his eyes flicked over the black top hat on the boy's head, and his unspoken words came to an abrupt end when he saw a light green chameleon.

I rubbed my eyes in disbelief, blinked hard and looked at his top hat again. The light green chameleon seemed to sense my bewilderment, stuck out its tongue and crawled over on my own initiative, climbing onto the top of my hair. Down.

……

You can't be wrong, it's Len.

So here comes the question, why did Leon appear here?Didn't it always follow Uncle Reborn?

Wait, speaking of it, this boy looks familiar too?

I glanced at the boy again, he was still sitting on someone's lap, smiling at me with his head up.

...The curly hair on the sideburns can't be wrong.

I showed a smile that was uglier than crying, and asked weakly, "Uncle Reborn, why are you here, living younger and younger?"