[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

For a moment, I froze all over my body, opened my eyes wide and confused, and quickly recalled whether I had met this nail monster before, but unfortunately found nothing.

Since you don't know him, you can only be a pervert!

I withdrew the hand I wanted to comfort him, stepped back a few steps vigilantly, opened the distance and said, "How do you know my name?"

He also yelled so kindly that I got goosebumps, and the face control was really uncomfortable!

The Nail Man tilted his head, but this kind of cute gesture became weird because of his disaster-like face, "You told me."

"I sure didn't tell you!"

"Oh, okay." He twitched his jaw twice and didn't continue to argue with me, "click click."

"...Since you can talk, stop clicking."

"Then go eat, I'm hungry." He stood up, his tall body was wearing an ill-fitting white bathrobe, he looked a little funny, but if he couldn't look at his face, it was still a sight.

Yisha, you have fallen, when did the requirements drop to this standard?

I patted my face, put on an indifferent expression, lifted my suitcase and handbag, and refused seriously: "I don't want to have dinner with you."

"Why?" The nail man took a step forward, because the bathrobe was very short and loosely tied, I seemed to see his light gray underwear partly...

No, I didn't see anything.

Anyway, he is not a handsome guy, even if the size of that thing looks huge, it can't stir up waves in my heart.I withdrew my gaze, kept my expression unchanged, and stretched my arms to block between the two of them, "Pervert, don't come here, come here again and be careful, I——" I quickly opened the zipper of the suitcase, and held it before I could assemble it. Holding the front end of the sickle, he threatened: "I will kill you!"

"Really." He tilted his head again.

"Try it if you don't believe me, I tell you very clearly, my big knife is already hungry and thirsty!" I flung out this line handsomely, seeing the nail man rubbing his chin in silence, he secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

It's too scary, too scary, wanting to repay him with kindness for a moment will cause such a big trouble, I sighed and continued to monitor him, the beautiful picture of wearing a bathrobe tortured my young heart every second.

What the hell am I doing wrong show me this!

"... Please put on your clothes quickly." I begged, looking at the onesie that he had casually placed aside.

"Ah, I almost forgot." He glanced at me, seemingly thanking me, but because his face was so ugly, his expression was so stiff that he was almost paralyzed, so I was just guessing.

No, why is the expression so stiff?Thinking about it carefully, the words and deeds of this nail geek are really strange. Even though he doesn't know him, he somehow gives me a familiar feeling...

And he still called me Yisha, could it be———

"Have we ever been on a blind date before?" I suddenly asked, the nail man was about to change his clothes with his back to me, when I interrupted him, he temporarily stopped what he was doing, turned his neck and head 180° and watched quietly with me.

I swallowed my saliva and asked again, "Did you know me because we had a blind date before?"

"... click."

"Really?" I smiled knowingly, and finally figured out the ins and outs of the matter, and put down the sickle in my hand, "Sorry, I have had too many blind dates in the past few years, and I can't remember them for a while. Speaking of which, Nail... No, mister, are you disfigured? Although I can guess that we had a blind date, I really can't match your face with anyone. Plastic surgery?"

I stared at his face carefully, and after analyzing it, I frowned and felt sorry for him, "But you didn't do it well, which company did it, I'll complain for you!"

Then he suddenly thought of something and covered his mouth, "Could it be because it was destroyed too much so it can only be made like this? I'm sorry, I didn't know that was the case, don't worry about it, it's actually quite beautiful."

"..."

I looked at him obediently.

He didn't answer me, and turned his head back to continue changing clothes.I didn't cover my eyes this time, knowing that I might have had a blind date with him, I was always curious about who he was.

Mr. Nagano whom I met two years ago?Or the former coach of the national basketball team, Mr. Devon?Such a good figure, tsk tsk tsk.

Maybe it was because my eyes were too hot, the nail monster who didn't care before was not going to change clothes in front of me, and quickly crossed the bed and walked to the bathroom.The movement was so fast that I didn't realize it until the bathroom door was closed, and I was stunned.

This speed is okay, no wonder I was rescued from the siege at the airport in the morning.

As soon as the Nail Freak came out after changing his clothes, I walked over to him, changed my dislike from before, pretended to reveal his true identity in my eyes, and asked attentively, "Where shall we go for dinner?"

The Nail Man lowered his head and looked at me with small eyes, "You just have to decide."

"Then let's go to the restaurant where we had a blind date? It doesn't matter if it's far away, I can buy a flight ticket right away." I replied expectantly, hoping to get some clues to help recall.

"No, it's too far." He refused.

I groaned and nodded. Did you mean that you were far away from Youkexin during the blind date?Well, this clue is useless, most of my previous blind dates have been conducted near home, which is indeed far from here.

"Then what type of restaurant do we eat?" I tried to break through the taste of the food again, but the nail monster still let me decide.

"...Or just tell me who you are, and I swear I won't laugh at you."

"Click."

This time I understood, it probably meant 'don't'.

It seems that either he is still a child at heart, or he is really ashamed to let me guess him.It was quite pitiful to think so, I didn't make things difficult for him anymore, and took him to the family restaurant not far downstairs under great pressure.

The Nail Freak ordered a large table of food and ate hard, but his jaw was so stiff that he seemed uncomfortable eating, so he stretched out his hand and pulled out two nails on his face, and the stiff jaw was in the The naked eye has now become more flexible, and it is a little sharper than before.

???

What kind of coquettish operation is this, can it still be done like this?

I was shocked.

"The hair on your face, no, the nail can still be removed?" After asking, I felt that this question was a bit idiotic, so I changed my mind and said, "No, I mean why did your jaw change after you removed the nail? Could it be that you Just take all the nails off your face and it will be back to normal?"

He looked up from the fish-flavored shredded pork and braised eggplant, undeniable.

"So, are you just kidding me?" After I figured it out, I slammed the table violently, the strong vibration caused the plates full of food to fly, and the nail man quickly caught all the plates and tilted his head Staring at me, let out a dissatisfied voice, "Click."

I just can't help it.Does this person know who I am, and actually teases me like this, I really want to transform, open my mouth to show my fangs, and bite him to pieces!

...But I didn't do that, and I haven't done that for many years, I really hate how I look after my transformation.

Maybe it was because my murderous look was too obvious, the nail monster stopped moving his chopsticks, and asked tentatively, "Are you angry?"

"... Huh." I didn't answer, and I haven't decided whether to be angry or not. Now I can confirm [-]% that he is someone I knew before, but I don't know who it is. If I get angry rashly and find out What if he is my dish?

That's right, among the previous blind dates, there were people I liked but didn't like me very much for some reason.

Damn devil fruit.

"Hahaha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just wanted to make a joke with you first." The Nail Freak raised his hand and touched the back of his bald head. Seeing that I was still looking arrogant and arrogant, he sighed and added, "I didn't expect that Yisha didn't find out who I am. I thought it would definitely be exposed."

"So we know each other well?" Otherwise, how could it be assumed that I could recognize him.

He nodded, taking it for granted: "Yes, aren't we dating?"

"?"

He pulled out the nails on his face one by one, and after a few seconds, his ugly appearance, which was so shabby, changed drastically.

"I didn't expect you to be so angry when you suddenly left for something last time." Mr. Yiermi Dadike stretched out his hand, put it on my head and rubbed the hair on the top of my head affectionately, "Don't be angry, Yisha."

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I'm not angry, I'm shocked, okay?Leaving aside the fact that you are an Il fan, since when did we date, why didn't I know? ! !

The author has something to say: Other customers who were eating but accidentally witnessed everything: dumbfounded.jpg