[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

Allow me to recall well.

The last time I was with Yiermi.Beating Dike, I suspected that he was using me as a substitute because he kept touching my hair.Speaking of it, it has only been more than a week since then, and the memory is still very deep. I am sure that my guess is well-founded.

So I slapped him across the face, and he didn't make any excuses after that, just took a deep look at me and left.

Uh……

It seems, it seems, it is not completely broken, huh?So he didn't feel that I dumped him at the time, but simply thought that I was losing my temper because he suddenly had something to leave?

...Who would have such a big temper!

I was at a loss for words, and stared stupidly at Yiermi's exquisite face after beating the enemy. After meeting his bottomless black eyes, I even swallowed back the words I wanted to explain.

I can’t say it out loud, if I made up my mind out of anger at the time, then I have no way to refuse now.I don't know if it's an illusion, but after removing the eye-catching nails, Yiermi Dadike's figure became slightly slender. Of course, the muscles that should be there are not lost, perhaps because the skin has returned to fairness a little, All in all it looks better.

He still has short black hair, naughty broken bangs just like his slender eyebrows, and a strand of it stays on the bridge of his straight nose.

He is already 30 years old, but there is no sign of age at all. Yiermi Dadike is sitting opposite me, holding chopsticks in his right hand and half of the white rice in his left hand, blinking his eyes as black as ink Looking at me without blinking.

"What's the matter, are you still angry?" He tilted his head in doubt.

"No!" I quickly denied it, picked up a large piece of braised eggplant with my chopsticks, put it in my mouth to suppress my shock, swallowed it and changed the subject, "Did you find your brother?"

"not yet."

"Oh." Then you came to You Kexin out of nowhere, and then went to look for it, why are you trying to make fun of me and scare me.

"But you should be able to find it soon." He blinked and said, "I found it, and he is in Youkexin."

Such a coincidence?I immediately became interested, and I was full of curiosity about this third younger brother whom he loved and had high hopes for. The older brother looks so good, how can the younger brother be bad?That being the case, do I have a chance to——

"what are you thinking about?"

Maybe it was because my greedy gaze was too explicit, and Il fans interrupted my questioning.

I waved my hand guiltily, "It's nothing." Forget it, my sixth sense told me that if I shot at his brother, something bad might happen.

"Oh." He nodded, finished the last mouthful of rice in the bowl, put down the bowl and chopsticks lightly, picked up the napkin and wiped the corners of his mouth. His movements were elegant, and he was from a big family.

Unlike me, although I am much better than most pirates, I can't get rid of the boldness in my bones. I often get food everywhere by accident, so I am very careful every time I go on a blind date.

After the meal, Yiermi started to talk more about beating the enemy, chatting with me casually.When I was on a blind date before, I thought he was quieter. It seems that I was wrong. He just kept eating and didn't have time to talk to me.

"So, what is Yisha busy these days?"

I was playing with my newly-made nails. When I heard this, I squeezed my fingertips hard and almost broke off the nails that had been pasted with super glue.

No matter how thick-skinned I am usually, anyway, now I am embarrassed to say that I found a new boyfriend just after saying goodbye to him, and I just broke up with him two days ago.

Even Mary Sue’s novels dare not write like this, but I did, and I feel a little proud when I think about it.

"No...what are you doing, by the way, I spent all my money playing games online, so I came to Youkexin to sell some things."

"A game." Yiermi beat his chin and thought for a while, then suddenly remembered something and opened his already big eyes a little bit, clenched his right fist and tapped the palm of his left hand, "Is it called a monster?" Hunter?"

I am surprised by this, the killer also plays games?

"You play too? Which district's ID?"

He shook his head and replied blankly, "Oh, I haven't played it. But my second brother has been obsessed with this game for the past two years, and he used to talk about it at home. By the way, he seems to have spent a lot of money, but After returning home, I can no longer accept murder commissions, and I will restrain myself after I have no financial resources."

"...Really, smashing equipment is quite expensive." I understand his second brother's mood very well, because of the game level, I started to be curious about his second brother who has never met, and tentatively asked: "Would you Don't let your second brother add me as a friend in the game? I play sneakily."

Hearing this, he glanced at me.

I'm a little guilty.

However, Yiermi. Dadike didn't guess my unscrupulous thoughts, took out his mobile phone and said, "Let me ask." While speaking, his fingers flew quickly on the mobile phone keyboard.

After a few minutes, there was still no response. Yiermi. Dadike seemed to be very concerned that his second brother would not reply to his message. He tapped his index finger on the table twice, picked up the phone again, and dialed this time.

"Hello." A few seconds later, as if he had dialed, he said, "Are you funny? Well, it's me."

I stretched out my ears curiously, but unfortunately I couldn't hear anything except Ilmi's voice.

"It's like this, Yisha wants to ask you what is the game ID of Monster Hunter. Huh? Who is Yisha? It's my girlfriend, yes."

No, it's not your girlfriend... I swallowed, opened my mouth but still didn't speak.

"Is it XXXXXX? Got it, I asked her to add you. Well, hang up."

Hanging up the phone, looking at me curiously, Yiermi. Dadike said, "He said he is in the first district, and his ID is Two-dimensional Potato Chips. You can find him on the leaderboard."

I:"…………?"

Isn’t the Two-dimensional potato chip gentleman in the first district the monk in my fixed group?How about downloading a dungeon together two days ago?

I couldn't believe my ears, and said to Il Mi. I said a little, and quickly pulled out the mobile phone from the bag to open the game exchange app. After finding the ID of the potato chips, I sent a newsletter. .

Bling: [Potato Chips, are you there? ]

Mr. Two-dimensional Potato Chips: [Yes, what's the matter, Brother Jin, do you want to download a copy? ]

Jin Guangshining: [No, I just want to ask if your eldest brother is called Yi Ermi...]

Two-dimensional Potato Chips: [Wow, Brother Jin, how do you know?Could it be that I checked my Ip and human fleshed me...Impossible! ]

Jin Guangshining: [It's a long story, your elder brother is sitting opposite me now. ]

Mr. Two-dimensional Potato Chips: [...Ah? ]

Jin Guangshining: [I might be your sister-in-law now. (Smile)]

After sending this sentence, I turned off my phone, ignored the bombarding message from Two-dimensional Potato Chips, and leisurely took a sip of the orange juice on the table.

Naturally, I am not prepared to really be his sister-in-law. Of course, this possibility cannot be ruled out as time goes by, but the main reason for saying that is to tease him.I downloaded a dungeon with Two-dimensional Potato Chips for two or three years. All of them thought I was a man, so they respectfully called me brother. I never spoke and I was too lazy to correct. I don’t know how the current Potato Chips feel.

Back to the topic, Mr. Yiermi.Beating Dike has been patiently waiting for me to play with my mobile phone since just now. Although I have a dull expression, I somehow feel cute after accepting this setting.

Recalling the incident of slapping him before, I suddenly felt that maybe his temper was really good, at least milder than that guy from Gin, maybe because he had already washed his hands.

Apart from his seemingly silver-haired personality, Yiermi really has no shortcomings.Although I was a little annoyed that he played tricks on me, the simple word 'girlfriend' conquered all the lines of defense in my heart, and I was in high spirits. If I didn't know clearly that it was all a misunderstanding before, I would have almost believed it myself.

That being the case, why don't you just correct him and be his girlfriend?Anyway, my membership on the dating website expired this month, and I couldn't find another partner for a while.

Just one thing to ask...

"Ilmi, do you still keep in touch with your ex-girlfriends?" After asking, I still felt a little bit jealous, I touched my ear, bit my lip unnaturally, "I'm stingy, so you'd better Well tell the truth."

He looked a little surprised, "Why do you ask that?"

Then he said calmly: "I have never had a girlfriend before, Yisha, you are the first one."

Well, good Sue!

I clutched my chest that was about to suffocate, my whole body seemed to be drawn into the vortex of love, my mind was blank, looking at the clear outline of his handsome face, the corners of my mouth couldn't stop rising, and I smirked for a long time.

Then the smile stopped, no, what happened to his previous eyes?

It's obvious that he is looking at other people through me, that strange and awkward feeling is not wrong, but his current appearance does not seem to be lying...

I can't figure it out, so I just don't think about it, just enjoy the moment!

The old ones don’t go and the new ones don’t come, Feng Shui turns around, who would have thought that I, who had been single for 25 years and had finally made a boyfriend but broke up tragically three days later, would have a new love immediately.

Laughed twice, drinking enough water, just looking at the beautiful face of Yiermi and beating the enemy, even the stomach that is not full is not hungry, I guess I don’t need to eat anymore after continuing like this, just go straight save money.

"Il fan."

"Ok?"

"It's okay, I'll just call you by your name." I covered my face shyly, as shy as a junior high school student with a puppy love, fortunately I have good looks to back it up, otherwise with my performance, I probably would have been cold by now.

"..."

"Would you like to go to the bar for a drink?"

I've got it all planned out, and when I get to the bar I'm going to knock him down with the incredible amount of alcohol I've been exercising at sea for ten years, drag him back to the hotel when he's passed out and——

Keke can't think about it anymore, otherwise I will really have a nosebleed.

I looked at him expectantly, the phoenix eyes with all kinds of charms shimmered, as long as he was a man, it was impossible to refuse my invitation at this moment.

But Yiermi. Beating Dike is not an ordinary person after all, he actually said: "No."

? ? ?What about being each other's boyfriend and girlfriend?

"Meeting you is beyond my plan, and Archie will run away if we delay any longer." As if understanding the loss in my heart, Yi Ermi raised the corners of her mouth slightly, adding a touch of softness to her plain face.He raised his hand and patted my head gently, and whispered in my ear: "I'm sorry Naisha, I will accompany you when I catch Archie."

... How can this make people angry, they will melt into his tenderness!

So any plans were left behind by me, and I said without principle: "Okay~~~~"

The author has something to say: I don’t know what I’m writing——

This is probably the most abnormal big brother I have ever written, but it seems that there is nothing wrong with it...