Master of Three Worlds

Mr. Wu's big villa is in the suburbs. Ji Han squinted his eyes and followed the ups and downs of the car, and asked lazily: "Mr. Shao, what do you mean 'can't drive these three people away'? , Weifu Youfu sent envoys to arrest them. If it is a mortal, no matter how bad it is, the police will work, how can there be someone who cannot be chased away?"

Shao Yuan smiled and looked at Ji Han, who looked like a grandfather, and said in a low voice: "This matter is indeed strange. The description of the case is vague, and before I met you, Weifu had no plan to send anyone to cooperate with me to go out of the mountain."

"What does this mean?" Ji Han opened his eyes, a little puzzled, "Usually, Weifu asks you to do something, and you still need to send a messenger to cooperate?"

Shao Yuan said, "I'm the treasure chest think tank of the Youwei Second House, but I don't know martial arts, and I can't fight."

Fenghuang, who was sitting in front of him, turned his head and glanced at Shao Yuan in surprise when he heard the words, Ji Han also curled his lips, "So that's how it is."

Shao Yuan asked with a smile, "Boss Ji dislikes me?"

"I don't dislike it." Ji Han thought for a while, then smiled and said: "It's good to know how to fight."

Fenghuang thought to himself, if you don't know martial arts, in the future the boss will rob you without any effort.

Ji Han asked again, "I can't see your ins and outs, but you have all kinds of good fortune, monsters, gods and ghosts in your body. May I ask where you came from and where are you going?"

Shao Yuan replied humbly: "I can't remember what I am. But I have always made good ties, and these merits are also given by those old friends, so they are not worth mentioning."

Hearing this, Ji Han added a little more praise in his heart, thinking that really rich people are humble.He looked at the staggered human buildings outside the car window, and Shao Yuan suddenly said quietly: "Boss Ji has asked me so many questions in a series, and I am also curious about one thing, and I want to ask Boss Ji."

"Ask, it depends on your mood whether you answer or not."

"I heard that Boss Ji woke up decades ago and opened this Worry-Relief Shop outside Youxu to work in the Three Realms. In the past few decades, I happened to be wandering in the two worlds of immortals and ghosts, and I just came back recently. I heard Boss Ji's name. Youwei [-] The people in the house complained that Boss Ji saw money eyes open and set the price on the ground, but I heard that there are also mortals who come to ask for stickers, but Boss Ji only asks for a price for mortals, why?"

Ji Han turned his head, his eyes seemed to drift away for a moment, and then he looked back, smiling helplessly.

"I don't know either. I feel like I've slept for thousands of years. When I wake up, I always feel that I have forgotten something. I can't remember what I have forgotten. But for a guy like me who is born detached, the life span Wan Wan, the grass grows on my head on weekdays, and my only wish is to remember that incident. In the past few decades, I have been asking for memories everywhere, and some of them have no effect on me, while others can stir my mind. Follow fate."

Ji Han sighed, thinking of the people in Youwei Second House, his eyes became more speechless and contemptuous, and said: "It's not that I don't ask people from Youwei Second House to ask for memories, I have taken all the memories of their bosses and errands from top to bottom. Oh, it’s all the old sesame seeds and rotten millet from the ghost family of Xianjia, boring, boring.”

Shao Yuan laughed, "So that's how it is."

His eyes fell on Ji Han's hair, which had not had time to be transformed into a human hairstyle. The two scattered locks of hair on the sideburns were bent, like vines on a gourd stand, making the phoenix eyes even more charming.Shao Yuan sighed, "Boss Ji has a gourd on his body, which contains the memories collected from all beings in the Three Realms. It's interesting to think about it."

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words came out, there was a sudden silence in the carriage. Fenghuang who was driving and Haha who was lying on the ground all turned their heads and looked over, holding their breath.Shao Yuan paused, and found that Ji Han's face became ugly.

He felt bad, and asked in a low voice, "Did I say something wrong?"

Fenghuang took a deep breath and asked loudly: "Boss, so you are a gourd?"

Ji Han took a few seconds to straighten out his expression, and glanced over casually, "What am I, do you have an idea?"

"No, no, the little bird is just curious. How about the gourd. Now there are all kinds of birds, beasts, flowers, birds, insects and snakes in the Three Realms, but the gourd has not yet seen the precedent of becoming a fairy or a demon. From this, it can be seen that you are really a wonderful flower in the Three Realms. No one else."

Realizing that Ji Han's smile was getting more and more dangerous, Fenghuang shivered, hallucination pain came from deep in his feathers, he shook his head and said, "I'm driving, I'm driving."

Ji Han squinted his eyes and smiled at Shao Yuan, and said in a low voice, "What am I?

Shao Yuan thought, it turns out that you are a gourd is still a secret.

He said tactfully: "I'm sorry, Boss Ji, I don't know that this matter has not been seen through by everyone. It must have been wandering around the world for tens of millions of years, never sleeping, and I have seen a lot, so I can see it at a glance."

Ji Han raised his eyebrows, "You never fell asleep?"

"Yes, never slept."

"Living day after day for tens of millions of years, don't you feel bored?"

"Fortunately, there is always something to do, not boring."

Ji Han thought to himself, what a freak.

Mr. Wu's villa is outside the Sixth Ring Road, which should not be rented out, but a new industrial park happened to be built nearby, and some companies were introduced, so young people gradually came.Fenghuang followed the map and drove the car into the community. This is a small boutique villa garden, with a total of twelve households in it, arranged in three rows and four columns, which is extremely square.It's just that everyone in this community is lazy, the security guard at the gate dozed off, and there was no one in the community. They drove the car all the way to the building where Mr. Wu was, only to see Mr. Wu himself waiting outside the gate.

Ji Han got out of the car and looked at the building first.A three-story building in dark gray, with a courtyard and a garage.According to his understanding of the human world, it is indeed a relatively high-end house.Some messy vegetables were planted in the courtyard, and the door behind Mr. Wu was dirty, covered with mud and fingerprints, which dilute the noble atmosphere of the house a lot.

Mr. Wu himself is about fifty years old, dressed in ordinary clothes, and his head is still a little Mediterranean. Seeing Ji Han and the three of them nodded and bowed, "Hello, three masters, I have been waiting for a long time."

Ji Han hummed, and lazily said, "I saw in your begging post that there will be strange things after the tenants come to the house, and they can't be driven away no matter how hard they are. Tell me, what's going on."

"Three masters, please."

Mr. Wu invited the man into the house and said: "The villain has no job and relies on rent collection to support himself. But since the three tenants have come here, there have been three strange things: first, the villain eats five meals a day, and still eats his stomach. He was unbearably hungry and his internal organs ached; secondly, every night, the whole house would be filled with men’s roars, but the door of the villain’s bedroom was closed and he could not go out; The memorial tablet in the room is upside down, and the villain has to fix it and re-burn incense every time, but the next morning it is the same again, it is really strange and annoying."

Ji Han frowned, "Why do these things have anything to do with your tenant?"

When mentioning the tenants, Mr. Wu wrinkled his entire face, and said with a long sigh: "At first, I didn't think it was related to the tenants. A year ago, I asked the folk gods to come and clean the house, and all the tenants were invited to leave. Start all over again. But then a strange thing happened, I invited those three people away, after that, no matter what software or channel I used, the tenants I found were all these three people, please go once, next time at random Looking for a tenant, the three of them came to the door, I really..."

Ji Han stopped, and turned around in surprise, "The name, date of birth, and appearance on the certificate are all different, but it's the same person who came to the door?"

"Correct."

On a hot day, Mr. Wu shivered himself, bowed his head and murmured: "I tried those rental platforms in turn, registering one by one as myself and my friends, and the listing information became more and more vague. Well, I tried every means to find the tenants who came to see the house, and I thought it was impossible to be one of those three people, but they were the ones who came to the door in the end. If they are not the root of the three strange things, then it is the fourth strange thing."

Ji Han smiled, "It's interesting, are these three people at home?"

"Not here." Mr. Wu sighed, "I get up every morning and they go to work separately. At night, they cook in the house, talk and watch TV. I am a little afraid of them, so I hide in the bedroom. Master, how do you Are you still smiling?"

Ji Han waved his hand, "I just laughed at you as a funny person, who is afraid of ghosts but still lives with ghosts. Now that I know they have evil spirits, I would rather shiver in the room every day than simply quit renting."

Mr. Wu's eyes were full of melancholy, "You have to live. If you don't have money, don't you starve to death? Master, you say...they are ghosts?"

Ji Han said: "As far as I know, fairies, gods, monsters, and beast spirits, even if there are naughty or evil people, are generous, and they are not so evil. Your body is disturbed, your movements are blocked, and your worship is interrupted. It's hard to break, what is it if it's not a ghost? What's more, there is a ghost in this house. When I enter the house and smell it, you will be buried by the ghost. What else can you say? The memorial tablet is enshrined, there is no smell of incense, I am afraid it has been broken long ago."

Mr. Wu's face turned pale, and Ji Han sneered, "I'm afraid you already know it in your heart, and you don't have to play pity on me for the things you have caused by greed. I will discuss it with my friend and solve it for you." .”

Ji Han and Shao Yuan found an empty room where sundries were piled up, closed the door, and began to discuss.

Shao Yuan asked, "You think this is a ghost?"

Ji Han curled his lips, "Otherwise? It's so ghostly, it's going to turn over the house, can't you smell it?"

Shao Yuan sighed, "Of course I can smell it. I just listened to Mr. Wu's description of strange things. I'm afraid these three ghosts are just playing tricks for fun, and they don't really want to do anything serious. If so, these three ghosts are not fierce ghosts." Evil ghost, but why do the three little ghosts have such a ghostly aura? This seems to be a common thing, but it is actually full of doubts."

After Ji Han patiently listened to his analysis, his brows and eyes relaxed, his eyes were full of shrewdness, and he shook his head and said, "This is not the weirdest place. The weirdest thing is, such an obvious ghost thing, why is Weifu looking for me?"

Fenghuang whispered beside him, "Boss, I'm looking for Mr. Shao, not you."

When Ji Han heard the words, he didn't show any embarrassment about cutting off Hu, instead, he smiled more meaningfully, "Yes, Mr. Shao is a man who can't fight at all. In the past, Wei Fu would send a messenger to cooperate with him when he was asked to do things. This time even There is no difference, it is really weird. I think this matter is not only as simple as it appears on the surface, I have to think about it..."

After Ji Han finished speaking, he fell into deep thought, rubbing the little gourd back and forth in his palm, and he himself frowned, as if he was muttering something.The two people and a dog next to him waited quietly for a long time, Shao Yuan finally couldn't help but asked in confusion: "What are you thinking about?"

"The price." Ji Han sighed, sat up on the countertop behind his hands with both hands, crossed his legs, showed his gourd, stroked the price list on it and began to worry, "This account should be reasonable. It’s the Youfu and the Weifu who each receive a copy, but I always feel that there are still things in it, and there will be a premium if they are not guaranteed, so it’s hard to calculate.”

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