Master of Three Worlds

Shao Yuan sweated for two seconds, and seeing that Boss Ji didn't seem to be putting on a show, he sat cross-legged on the countertop of the storage rack and frowned, muttering in his mouth like he was bitter and bitter.He couldn't help persuading him: "Boss Ji, there are rumors in the world that you have accumulated wealth in the Three Realms and you are already very rich, why bother to compare these small sums of money?"

Ji Han glanced up at him, "I don't like others owe me."

Fenghuang next to him explained loudly: "To be precise, our boss feels that the entire Three Realms owe him, and the whole world owes him." After he finished speaking, he received Ji Han's slap in the face, and silently hid behind Shao Yuan. Instead of hiding, Chang Chang whispered, "The boss doesn't admit it, but I've been with him for decades, and that's how I feel."

Fenghuang originally thought that Mr. Shao would complain about the boss with him, but he didn't expect Shao Yuan to nod after hearing this, and said to Ji Han: "Since I feel that they owe you, they should really get it back. The senior management of Youwei Second Mansion They sit together every year in meetings and cry about being poor, but in fact they are all filthy rich, and a few bosses are even pocketed. As long as you can make Boss Ji feel good, you might as well hit them more and harder."

Ji Han was taken aback when he heard this, Fenghuang stood behind Shaoyuan, his mouth was open enough to stuff a phoenix egg.

Shao Yuan smiled warmly, "Anyway, let's make a gourd, just be happy."

Ji Han sneered, "Mr. Shao is really brave in speaking, probably because I have never beaten him before."

The door of the room was knocked suddenly from outside, and Mr. Wu's cautious voice came in through the door.

"Three masters, the sun is about to set, those few... probably will be back soon."

Shao Yuan opened the door from the inside, and the old man Wu saw Ji Han sitting cross-legged on the shelf facing him, holding a big gourd he got from somewhere in his arms.Ji Han lazily stretched his waist, and jumped down from a high place. The moment he landed, the gourd was gone. Old man Wu was shocked, and rubbed his eyes vigorously, unable to believe everything in front of him.

Ji Han passed by him, glanced sideways, and asked impatiently, "Do the three ghosts usually come back together?"

"No, it's not." Mr. Wu wiped his sweat with his sleeves, and said, "A woman comes back first, and a middle-aged man comes back about half an hour later. The young man with a student face is usually the one who comes back last."

Ji Han didn't seem to realize that Mr. Wu deliberately used "people" to describe those guys. He looked up at the sky and nodded his head to analyze: "The three ghosts live under the same roof, and they must be ranked according to their seniority. Order. It’s just that if they come back one by one, it’s a bit difficult to deal with…”

Mr. Wu's back felt hairy when he heard this, his swollen eyes closed, and he asked nervously, "Ah? Is it harder to catch one after another?"

Ji Han, who was looking up at the sky and calculating, was stunned by the question, and he had two seconds to speak before speaking. He looked at Mr. Wu with pity for a fool, "No. I will catch them one by one when I come back one after another, which is equivalent to ending three times. It’s even more difficult when you go back and check out.”

Hearing this, Mr. Wu's legs went limp, and he almost knocked his head off to Ji Han. He said excitedly, "The villain really bumped into the master today!"

Ji Han was too lazy to talk to this money-greedy guy, curled his lips and looked around the house, and ordered: "Prepare me an empty room, the less people go there, the better, and I'll catch them later and I'll get them all together." Good interrogation."

"Okay, okay." Mr. Wu rubbed his hands together, circling in circles with nervousness, and asked again on an idea: "Do you need to prepare some dog blood, red thread, and ghost-catching charms? My friend asked a celestial master to do it before. array, so I specially prepared some here..."

Ji Han interrupted him, "No need."

Fenghuang said triumphantly from the side: "The ghost beaten by our boss can't move a step, let alone toss and make trouble, the aisle has to be dragged by chains to walk."

Mr. Wu groaned, his lips trembling even more.I don’t know why the big gourd in Ji Han’s hand appeared in his mind just now, he felt as if Mount Tai was overwhelmed, he couldn’t say a word for a while, he just watched Ji Han standing on the patio of the living room, looking up at the whole villa Circle, asked: "Which room does the female ghost live in?"

"The master bedroom on the north side of the second floor."

"Okay, I'll go take a look." Ji Han said calmly, glanced at the little old man's fighting legs, curled his lips, "Go back to your room and hide, and don't come out if you make any noise tonight, until I call you. "

Three people and one dog slowly went upstairs, the ghostly aura on the second floor became more intense, Shao Yuan reached into his trouser pocket and fumbled, Ji Han asked, "What are you touching?"

"Knowing the ghost banner, you can reveal the identity of the ghost before it shows up."

Ji Han smiled casually, "No need. The three strange things of old man Wu correspond to the three ghost guests, and the degree of the three strange things should also match the qualifications of the ghost. This female ghost corresponds to his fat food and thin belly, and it probably died of starvation. ghost."

When he finished speaking, he just walked out of the room.The door was clearly locked, but Ji Han casually raised his hand and pushed it, and with a slap, the door was pushed open.

Fenghuang pinched his nose, and took a step back in disgust, "The sloppy starving ghost, came to someone's house to make a show, and ruined a good house."

This room is full of food.The takeaway boxes piled up into mountains, half of the leftover soup was spilled everywhere, and the vegetables and fruits were chewed and thrown on the ground, exuding the stench of deep oxidation and rot, which perfectly married with the greasy smell of the vegetable soup on the floor on the bed, Together in the room singing a maggot-raising song.

Ji Han retched, "Phoenix, plus a [-]% premium, it's my nose maintenance fee."

Fenghuang squeezed his nose and made a high-pitched voice, "Okay——"

Shao Yuan said, "Fortunately, this bedroom is isolated from the outside world by a ghost barrier, otherwise these maggots would have crawled all over the house."

Ji Han frowned in disgust, "Don't talk about it, it has a visual sense."

It was really impossible to step into the room, so Haha, who worked hard without complaint, quietly carved out a small piece of land in the middle of the ground, allowing the three of them to stand in.Ji Han closed the door, turned the gourd in his hand and said to Shao Yuan: "You haven't seen that I have beaten ghosts seriously, so don't interfere later, if you don't know how to fight, stay away."

Shao Yuan smiled, "Okay."

At exactly the same time as You Shi, the sound of the door opening came from under the villa on time.The ghostly aura approached along the stairs, getting closer and closer to the bedroom, and there was no sound of footsteps outside.Ji Han closed his eyes and opened his eyes, the smile deep in his black eyes became more and more meaningful. After a while, the thing stood outside the door.Across the door, the thing stopped.

There is an air of incompatibility with ghosts in this house.

Some hoarse female voices sounded from outside the door, with a gloomy tone, "Who is inside the door?"

A smile bloomed on the corners of Ji Han's lips, and he spit out: "You are Grandpa Ji."

As he finished speaking, the door suddenly opened without the doorknob moving at all, and Ji Han met the female ghost face to face.

The female ghost was dressed in the same human skin as when she was alive, and her appearance was quite gorgeous, but the clothes on her body were worn out, her hands were black and thick, and she knew at a glance that she was a starving ghost because of poverty in her previous life.Being a ghost can't eat too much food in the yang world, but she can't control her desire/desire, so that the ghost cultivation is bleak, and under the emotional shock, the ghost shadow is graceful from the human skin, slipping out at any time .

The ghost got angry, and the lights in the whole villa went out in an instant, and it was dark all around. She yelled, "Who are you! I think you look like a human but not a human, a ghost and not a ghost. What are you?"

"Yo." Ji Han was really surprised, "You don't even know me, I'm your grandpa Ji."

The female ghost got angry, and suddenly her feet left the ground, and rushed straight into the room from the air. The door was blown into the door frame by a gust of wind, making a heaven-shattering sound.She turned her head in the air, her dark complexion had turned pale, her eyes were scarlet, her lips were purple, and she sneered sinisterly, "Whatever you are, the food is delivered to your door, look at me eating you!"

Unexpectedly, Ji Han sighed and shook his head, "Look at the color of your mouth, you were very hungry when you were alive, and you overeat after death. Even if you get rid of the fate of a starving ghost, you might become an ugly ghost again in your next life. good."

As he spoke, his crystal-clear gourd appeared in the palm of his hand. Before the gourd could get bigger, the female ghost said: "What kind of supernatural powers are I? Tiaofu wants to accept me? Dreaming!"

Fenghuang, who was watching the play silently beside him, suddenly took a deep breath, and whispered artificially: "Ah oh."

The lazy smile in Ji Han's eyes turned, and the depths of his black eyes were dangerously sharp.

"Poor gourd?" he repeated.

In the next second, the rotten stench in the entire room dissipated, and the scent of the gourd overflowed. The ghost was rushed back by the smell, and Ji Han suddenly shouted: "Wenshi and the Three Emperors are like laws!"

The gourd became bigger in an instant, twice as big as usual, almost taller than Ji Han himself.The ghost was taken aback, and before he could react, Ji Han grabbed the thin end of the gourd and swung it, the big gourd like an iron bell was swung by him, he jumped up and swung hard at the female ghost in the air , As soon as the gourd went down, the female ghost screamed, and was immediately slapped flat on the wall, and the human skin collapsed, leaving only a bald ghost, and ghost cultivators scattered from the body.

"What the hell are you...why...can you touch ghosts?" She asked in a broken voice.

"Ghost?" Boss Ji raised his eyebrows, threw the ghost off the wall with a gourd pestle, and threw the ghost on the ground with a gourd. Grandpa will teach you what it means to respect the elderly and love gourds!"

The female ghost was beaten out of her wits, the ghost screamed again and again, and the confession was repeated, and the confession was broken, and it was inaudible.Shao Yuan next to him felt a little pity when he saw it, clicked his tongue, and turned his head away hypocritically.Ji Han got tired of swinging the gourd, stopped his hand, and threw the gourd in front of the almost collapsed ghost on the ground, raised his eyebrows and asked, "I'll ask you again, what is this?"

The female ghost opened her mouth, and the remaining ghost cultivators came out. She covered her mouth and said in a broken voice, "Grandpa, grandpa..."

The gourd was thrown on the spot, and there was a bang, and Boss Ji shouted angrily, "Speak louder!"

The female ghost let go of her hands, ignoring the overflowing ghost cultivators, and cried pitifully, "Grandpa!!!"

The sound of grandpa echoed in the empty and dark villa, and the old man Wu who was hiding in his room knelt down on the bed in fright, regardless of who the grandpa was, and kowtowed out of the window, "Grandpa, grandpa..."

Here Ji Han snorted, stroked the two locks of hair on the temples that had accidentally appeared because of his anger, and twisted and twisted the hair around his fingertips, changing back to the hairstyle in the human world.He put the gourd away, and then saw the dying female ghost lying on the messy floor. He turned his eyes away in disgust, stepped out of the room, and said casually: "Fenghuang, throw this guy into the next room, and I will talk to her later." Those two friends will meet."

Fenghuang happily walked forward, "Okay."