Master of Three Worlds
Chapter 5 Calabash Baby is very powerful
Weifu's style is exactly the opposite of Youfu's, adhering to the pride of the heavens, it is very noble and glamorous.The boss of Weifu was originally a fairy boy brought out by the emperor of heaven. After he ascended, he was dispatched to take power in the world. He named himself Bu Daying to repel all kinds of greedy people who came to him for his own selfish desires.
Bu Daying has two go-getters: one nodding God, whose nickname is Ah Dian, and whose catchphrase is OK.A head-shaking god, nicknamed Ah Yao, with a mantra of no no no.At first, the heavens sent these two gods to help, but Bu Daying himself didn't like to help others, so he preferred Ah Yao more, so Ah Dian lost early in this workplace struggle.
When Ji Han excitedly came to the door with a big gourd on his back, Bu Daying was sitting behind his desk and scolding the pile of ignorant requests for advice. When he raised his eyes and saw that it was Ji Han, the corner of his mouth twitched a few times before saying hello.
Ah Yao stretched out his hand to prevent Ji Han from getting close to his boss, his face was cramped, "Boss Ji, why are you here again?"
With a smile on his face, Ji Han sat on the sofa and told about Li Qiangguo.Ah Dian, who was standing in the corner, heard the words and murmured softly: "Xiaoxi? The little god went back to the heaven for a meeting last month, and heard a few monsters say that they plan to reincarnate for fun. I didn't expect to see one here."
Ah Yao rolled his eyes, "According to experience, Boss Ji shouldn't just be kind enough to inform Weifu, right?"
Ji Han smiled and said nothing, turned to look at the silent Bu Daying.Bu Daying had a poker face, and at this time it was particularly cloudy. He watched him hesitate to speak several times, and finally asked dully: "Boss Ji thinks that my Weifu owes you again?"
Ji Han smiled, clapped his hands together and said in praise: "Boss Bu understands more and more as he lives, yes, that's the truth. Monsters and beasts should be under the jurisdiction of Weifu. I solved the problem for you Weifu, and you have to pay me. "
Bu Daying started to frown halfway through hearing this, and before Ji Han finished speaking, he had already slumped down in his boss chair, closing his eyes and rubbing his Ming acupoints in pain to relieve the pain in his head.Ah Yao was upset, and was about to argue, when Ji Han gave him a half-smile glance, and he groaned inwardly, and shut up in fright.
Six months ago, Boss Ji helped Weifu to do things, and after he came back, he inexplicably added a bunch of fees. If it were placed in human society, it would be called killing customers, and it would be called illegal fees, and it would be punished by the law.Boss Bu was upright and refused to pay up to death.So the smiling businessman became anxious. The gourd, which was already half a person tall, became even bigger, and it looked like it weighed several hundred catties.Boss Ji looked at his slender body, who would have swung the gourd to hit him. Those gods' spells were completely useless in front of him. There was no trace of civilized temperament in the whole room. It took two months of soaking in the hot springs in the heaven to go down to the ground.
It's a pity that this Ji Han doesn't know who is, who committed such a big crime, the Emperor of Heaven didn't even fart, but said to the limping Bu Daying: "As long as you have money, he can give you as much as you want. If it’s not enough, go back to the Heaven Realm and make an IOU.”
Ah Yao was standing behind Boss Bu at that time, and for a while doubted that God was born, and wondered if Boss Ji owed all the three realms.
Pulling my thoughts back to the present moment, I saw Ji Han smiling and asking very cutely: "Boss Bu, is the bill settled?"
There was silence in the room, and Ah Dian, who was standing in the corner, persuaded his old man very Buddhistly: "Master, tie it up, if you don't tie it up, you will be beaten, if you get beaten up, you still have to tie it up."
The resentment in Bu Daying's heart finally found an outlet, and he almost cut Ah Dian alive with a slash, and then opened the drawer cursingly.
Fenghuang happily handed over the bill that had been calculated on the way.
The people in Weifu were checking the amount when there was a knock on the door, and the drowsy haha who was lying at Ji Han's feet raised his head in a jerk. Stepping into the door with his trouser legs, his eyes moved up, and Shao Yuan was there.
Shao Yuan raised his eyebrows in surprise, and in an instant the tails of his eyebrows naturally drooped, and he smiled warmly, saying hello, "Why is Boss Ji coming to Weifu as a guest?"
Bu Daying sneered, "A guest?"
As soon as Ji Han saw this rich man, he was in a good mood and smiled like a flower, "Why did Mr. Shao come to Weifu?"
"Weifu has entrusted me with a case, and I will listen to the case."
"That's it." Ji Han rolled his eyes, suddenly understood something, and turned his head to stare at Bu Daying very dissatisfied, "I wondered a while ago why you didn't look for me after the last battle. If you leave another house, you guys are bullying me too much."
Bu Daying's goosebumps rose, and he denied Sanlian, "Impossible, no, how dare we bully you? It's just that there are some small cases that are really not worthwhile. Inviting you to this great Buddha, your asking price..."
Bu Daying didn't finish his sentence, and choked in his throat, because Ji Han's face was obviously ugly.Different from the usual hypocritical displeasure, Boss Ji's eyes drooped, and he waved his hand boredly, "Do whatever you want, it's really boring."
He was walking out while talking, but he didn't expect to pass by Shao Yuan, the man suddenly grabbed his arm and said, "Boss Ji, stop."
Ji Han stopped, staring at someone's hand.Shao Yuan let go of his hand calmly, and said with a smile: "This incident is very strange, and I really feel uneasy. How about this, Boss Ji will go and have a look together later, if you want, we will pay [-]% for this trip , if you don't want to, I will pay you a separate fee, what do you think?"
The room was strangely quiet for two seconds. Bu Daying looked at Shao Yuan as confused as a lamb walking into a wolf's mouth. Ji Han looked up at Shao Yuan, and asked hesitantly after a while: "Two ……eight?"
Shao Yuan laughed, "I am two and you are eight."
Haha, who was slouching next to Ji Han every day, suddenly uttered a sound, and Ji Han had to bend down and touch its dog's head, rolled his eyes and then smiled, "Haha persuaded me to agree, okay, I will tell you You go and see."
Bu Daying looked like hell, but seeing the gourd rubbed in Ji Han's hand, he swallowed his words, and only said: "This matter is more complicated, please wait a moment, I will go get the case information."
Ji Han sat next to Shao Yuan on the sofa with a smile, and Haha lay at his feet. Shao Yuan looked down at Haha, and asked in a low voice: "Haha, why does he always look listless? Last time I saw him, I also thought It's limp."
After hearing this, Haha raised his eyes and looked at Shaoyuan with aggrieved eyes.Shao Yuan couldn't bear it even more, and couldn't control himself, so he stretched out his hand and touched Haha's head.
"Ow-woo"
Ji Han took out the game console from his pocket, and said casually, "It's been like this since it was a child, it's sluggish, but it's still very energetic at critical moments."
Shao Yuan frowned and thought for a while, then asked, "What are you feeding it?"
"Dog food." Ji Han had already started a game, and said as a matter of course: "This is a husky. Although I live outside the Three Realms, the dog food that humans use is the most scientific for it. You Don't worry, I'm not short of money, and I'll give it the best food."
Shao Yuan was silent for a long time, "Boss Ji, has it ever occurred to you that ordinary dogs in the human world probably don't have such a long lifespan?"
"Of course." Ji Han suspected that the Internet in this shabby office was not good, so he put away the game console, looked at it, and said, "This puppy can't see fate, can't see the way, and can't see the way." Go out. But it's just a dog, it doesn't matter if it becomes a god, a fairy, a demon or a spirit, it's my Ji Han's dog, and I will protect it for the rest of its life, and I don't care what kind of path it is."
Shao Yuan said, "That's really good, I'm touched for it. Boss Ji loves it so much, have you ever tried feeding it meat?"
Haha instantly turned his head to look at Ji Han, his dog eyes shone like never before.
Ji Han was stunned.
Shao Yuan let out a long sigh, his eyes dizzy with melancholy, he stroked Haha's head and said in a low voice: "Look at it's hungry, it turns out that it hasn't had enough food for decades."
Ji Han, "..."
Shao Yuan suddenly stretched his hand into his pocket again. That trouser pocket was extremely attractive to Ji Han. Ji Han couldn't help but stared at it. The man took out a small glass jar and suddenly took out a small glass jar. It was half filled with water, and a fish was swimming in it.The whole body of the fish is golden red, the scales are shiny and stiff, and a little sunlight can be refracted shimmering.The fish swim briskly in the water, and the water ripples are dazzling.
Ji Han got a little interested, "Where did you find a braised fish?"
"This is not a braised fish. This is a red gold koi. It was supposed to be the first carp under the Koi God, but something went wrong during the crossing, and it couldn't ascend. But it is a spiritual creature after all. The Koi God is Give it to me, keep it by your side, it will be more than enough every year, and everything will be auspicious."
"Red gold koi?" Ji Han subconsciously put his face close to the glass steel to look at it. The glass wall refracted Boss Ji's eyelashes so long that they moved lightly with the blink of an eye, like a small delicate fan.Shao Yuan stared at Zheying behind the glass for a long time, licked his lips, and said, "If Boss Ji likes it, why don't I exchange this koi for yours haha. It doesn't matter if you don't want to part with it, it doesn't count as an exchange of ownership, just treat it as ours." What do you think if you change pets and change them back when you think about it?"
Ji Han was laughing so hard at first, but when he heard the word "exchange", he immediately suppressed his smile and said, "It's absolutely impossible, haha, it's my dog, it won't go with you."
Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, the dog on the ground obviously hesitated, looked at Ji Han tremblingly with aggrieved eyes, moved his butt quietly, and gently pressed it on Shao Yuan's feet.
Shao Yuan smiled happily, "Look."
"No." Ji Han lowered his face, forced Haha to move his butt back silently with fierce eyes, and then he thought for a while, then waved his sleeves and put the red gold koi with fish and tank into the gourd, and said: " I'll take the koi, haha you have to follow me. If you like it, you are allowed to bring the meat you said to feed me outside of Youxu every day, and you can't ask for more."
Shao Yuan's eyes were full of joy, "That's fine."
Fenghuang, who was next to him, was stunned. The boss not only bought the koi from others, but also saved a lot of money for dog food in the future. Mr. Shao's deal was obviously a chicken and egg, and he was still happy with it.
The gourd wall reveals the shadow inside, Ji Han is having a great time teasing the stupid koi through the gourd, Bu Daying saw this scene as soon as he came in with the scroll.He knew the real owner of this koi, and guessed in his heart that Mr. Shao had probably been blackmailed again, so he couldn't help but cast a sympathetic look at Shao Yuan.
Shao Yuan didn't tell the truth, but said gently: "My lord, please explain the situation."
Bu Daying hummed, regained his serious and businesslike face, and sent the two identical documents to Shao Yuan and Ji Han respectively.
"There is a Mr. Wu in the human world. He lived the first half of his life on inheritance. Currently he has no job, no income, and no savings, but he has a villa. There are many tenants in this villa. He supports himself by living and renting. Mr. Wu came to report a while ago. , since the current three tenants were recruited, strange things have happened in the house, but he can't drive these three people away no matter what, so please go and have a look."
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Bu Daying has two go-getters: one nodding God, whose nickname is Ah Dian, and whose catchphrase is OK.A head-shaking god, nicknamed Ah Yao, with a mantra of no no no.At first, the heavens sent these two gods to help, but Bu Daying himself didn't like to help others, so he preferred Ah Yao more, so Ah Dian lost early in this workplace struggle.
When Ji Han excitedly came to the door with a big gourd on his back, Bu Daying was sitting behind his desk and scolding the pile of ignorant requests for advice. When he raised his eyes and saw that it was Ji Han, the corner of his mouth twitched a few times before saying hello.
Ah Yao stretched out his hand to prevent Ji Han from getting close to his boss, his face was cramped, "Boss Ji, why are you here again?"
With a smile on his face, Ji Han sat on the sofa and told about Li Qiangguo.Ah Dian, who was standing in the corner, heard the words and murmured softly: "Xiaoxi? The little god went back to the heaven for a meeting last month, and heard a few monsters say that they plan to reincarnate for fun. I didn't expect to see one here."
Ah Yao rolled his eyes, "According to experience, Boss Ji shouldn't just be kind enough to inform Weifu, right?"
Ji Han smiled and said nothing, turned to look at the silent Bu Daying.Bu Daying had a poker face, and at this time it was particularly cloudy. He watched him hesitate to speak several times, and finally asked dully: "Boss Ji thinks that my Weifu owes you again?"
Ji Han smiled, clapped his hands together and said in praise: "Boss Bu understands more and more as he lives, yes, that's the truth. Monsters and beasts should be under the jurisdiction of Weifu. I solved the problem for you Weifu, and you have to pay me. "
Bu Daying started to frown halfway through hearing this, and before Ji Han finished speaking, he had already slumped down in his boss chair, closing his eyes and rubbing his Ming acupoints in pain to relieve the pain in his head.Ah Yao was upset, and was about to argue, when Ji Han gave him a half-smile glance, and he groaned inwardly, and shut up in fright.
Six months ago, Boss Ji helped Weifu to do things, and after he came back, he inexplicably added a bunch of fees. If it were placed in human society, it would be called killing customers, and it would be called illegal fees, and it would be punished by the law.Boss Bu was upright and refused to pay up to death.So the smiling businessman became anxious. The gourd, which was already half a person tall, became even bigger, and it looked like it weighed several hundred catties.Boss Ji looked at his slender body, who would have swung the gourd to hit him. Those gods' spells were completely useless in front of him. There was no trace of civilized temperament in the whole room. It took two months of soaking in the hot springs in the heaven to go down to the ground.
It's a pity that this Ji Han doesn't know who is, who committed such a big crime, the Emperor of Heaven didn't even fart, but said to the limping Bu Daying: "As long as you have money, he can give you as much as you want. If it’s not enough, go back to the Heaven Realm and make an IOU.”
Ah Yao was standing behind Boss Bu at that time, and for a while doubted that God was born, and wondered if Boss Ji owed all the three realms.
Pulling my thoughts back to the present moment, I saw Ji Han smiling and asking very cutely: "Boss Bu, is the bill settled?"
There was silence in the room, and Ah Dian, who was standing in the corner, persuaded his old man very Buddhistly: "Master, tie it up, if you don't tie it up, you will be beaten, if you get beaten up, you still have to tie it up."
The resentment in Bu Daying's heart finally found an outlet, and he almost cut Ah Dian alive with a slash, and then opened the drawer cursingly.
Fenghuang happily handed over the bill that had been calculated on the way.
The people in Weifu were checking the amount when there was a knock on the door, and the drowsy haha who was lying at Ji Han's feet raised his head in a jerk. Stepping into the door with his trouser legs, his eyes moved up, and Shao Yuan was there.
Shao Yuan raised his eyebrows in surprise, and in an instant the tails of his eyebrows naturally drooped, and he smiled warmly, saying hello, "Why is Boss Ji coming to Weifu as a guest?"
Bu Daying sneered, "A guest?"
As soon as Ji Han saw this rich man, he was in a good mood and smiled like a flower, "Why did Mr. Shao come to Weifu?"
"Weifu has entrusted me with a case, and I will listen to the case."
"That's it." Ji Han rolled his eyes, suddenly understood something, and turned his head to stare at Bu Daying very dissatisfied, "I wondered a while ago why you didn't look for me after the last battle. If you leave another house, you guys are bullying me too much."
Bu Daying's goosebumps rose, and he denied Sanlian, "Impossible, no, how dare we bully you? It's just that there are some small cases that are really not worthwhile. Inviting you to this great Buddha, your asking price..."
Bu Daying didn't finish his sentence, and choked in his throat, because Ji Han's face was obviously ugly.Different from the usual hypocritical displeasure, Boss Ji's eyes drooped, and he waved his hand boredly, "Do whatever you want, it's really boring."
He was walking out while talking, but he didn't expect to pass by Shao Yuan, the man suddenly grabbed his arm and said, "Boss Ji, stop."
Ji Han stopped, staring at someone's hand.Shao Yuan let go of his hand calmly, and said with a smile: "This incident is very strange, and I really feel uneasy. How about this, Boss Ji will go and have a look together later, if you want, we will pay [-]% for this trip , if you don't want to, I will pay you a separate fee, what do you think?"
The room was strangely quiet for two seconds. Bu Daying looked at Shao Yuan as confused as a lamb walking into a wolf's mouth. Ji Han looked up at Shao Yuan, and asked hesitantly after a while: "Two ……eight?"
Shao Yuan laughed, "I am two and you are eight."
Haha, who was slouching next to Ji Han every day, suddenly uttered a sound, and Ji Han had to bend down and touch its dog's head, rolled his eyes and then smiled, "Haha persuaded me to agree, okay, I will tell you You go and see."
Bu Daying looked like hell, but seeing the gourd rubbed in Ji Han's hand, he swallowed his words, and only said: "This matter is more complicated, please wait a moment, I will go get the case information."
Ji Han sat next to Shao Yuan on the sofa with a smile, and Haha lay at his feet. Shao Yuan looked down at Haha, and asked in a low voice: "Haha, why does he always look listless? Last time I saw him, I also thought It's limp."
After hearing this, Haha raised his eyes and looked at Shaoyuan with aggrieved eyes.Shao Yuan couldn't bear it even more, and couldn't control himself, so he stretched out his hand and touched Haha's head.
"Ow-woo"
Ji Han took out the game console from his pocket, and said casually, "It's been like this since it was a child, it's sluggish, but it's still very energetic at critical moments."
Shao Yuan frowned and thought for a while, then asked, "What are you feeding it?"
"Dog food." Ji Han had already started a game, and said as a matter of course: "This is a husky. Although I live outside the Three Realms, the dog food that humans use is the most scientific for it. You Don't worry, I'm not short of money, and I'll give it the best food."
Shao Yuan was silent for a long time, "Boss Ji, has it ever occurred to you that ordinary dogs in the human world probably don't have such a long lifespan?"
"Of course." Ji Han suspected that the Internet in this shabby office was not good, so he put away the game console, looked at it, and said, "This puppy can't see fate, can't see the way, and can't see the way." Go out. But it's just a dog, it doesn't matter if it becomes a god, a fairy, a demon or a spirit, it's my Ji Han's dog, and I will protect it for the rest of its life, and I don't care what kind of path it is."
Shao Yuan said, "That's really good, I'm touched for it. Boss Ji loves it so much, have you ever tried feeding it meat?"
Haha instantly turned his head to look at Ji Han, his dog eyes shone like never before.
Ji Han was stunned.
Shao Yuan let out a long sigh, his eyes dizzy with melancholy, he stroked Haha's head and said in a low voice: "Look at it's hungry, it turns out that it hasn't had enough food for decades."
Ji Han, "..."
Shao Yuan suddenly stretched his hand into his pocket again. That trouser pocket was extremely attractive to Ji Han. Ji Han couldn't help but stared at it. The man took out a small glass jar and suddenly took out a small glass jar. It was half filled with water, and a fish was swimming in it.The whole body of the fish is golden red, the scales are shiny and stiff, and a little sunlight can be refracted shimmering.The fish swim briskly in the water, and the water ripples are dazzling.
Ji Han got a little interested, "Where did you find a braised fish?"
"This is not a braised fish. This is a red gold koi. It was supposed to be the first carp under the Koi God, but something went wrong during the crossing, and it couldn't ascend. But it is a spiritual creature after all. The Koi God is Give it to me, keep it by your side, it will be more than enough every year, and everything will be auspicious."
"Red gold koi?" Ji Han subconsciously put his face close to the glass steel to look at it. The glass wall refracted Boss Ji's eyelashes so long that they moved lightly with the blink of an eye, like a small delicate fan.Shao Yuan stared at Zheying behind the glass for a long time, licked his lips, and said, "If Boss Ji likes it, why don't I exchange this koi for yours haha. It doesn't matter if you don't want to part with it, it doesn't count as an exchange of ownership, just treat it as ours." What do you think if you change pets and change them back when you think about it?"
Ji Han was laughing so hard at first, but when he heard the word "exchange", he immediately suppressed his smile and said, "It's absolutely impossible, haha, it's my dog, it won't go with you."
Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, the dog on the ground obviously hesitated, looked at Ji Han tremblingly with aggrieved eyes, moved his butt quietly, and gently pressed it on Shao Yuan's feet.
Shao Yuan smiled happily, "Look."
"No." Ji Han lowered his face, forced Haha to move his butt back silently with fierce eyes, and then he thought for a while, then waved his sleeves and put the red gold koi with fish and tank into the gourd, and said: " I'll take the koi, haha you have to follow me. If you like it, you are allowed to bring the meat you said to feed me outside of Youxu every day, and you can't ask for more."
Shao Yuan's eyes were full of joy, "That's fine."
Fenghuang, who was next to him, was stunned. The boss not only bought the koi from others, but also saved a lot of money for dog food in the future. Mr. Shao's deal was obviously a chicken and egg, and he was still happy with it.
The gourd wall reveals the shadow inside, Ji Han is having a great time teasing the stupid koi through the gourd, Bu Daying saw this scene as soon as he came in with the scroll.He knew the real owner of this koi, and guessed in his heart that Mr. Shao had probably been blackmailed again, so he couldn't help but cast a sympathetic look at Shao Yuan.
Shao Yuan didn't tell the truth, but said gently: "My lord, please explain the situation."
Bu Daying hummed, regained his serious and businesslike face, and sent the two identical documents to Shao Yuan and Ji Han respectively.
"There is a Mr. Wu in the human world. He lived the first half of his life on inheritance. Currently he has no job, no income, and no savings, but he has a villa. There are many tenants in this villa. He supports himself by living and renting. Mr. Wu came to report a while ago. , since the current three tenants were recruited, strange things have happened in the house, but he can't drive these three people away no matter what, so please go and have a look."
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