[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Hero Saiki

The atmosphere froze for a moment.

【What's going on with this person...】

Airi reached down uncontrollably, but touched a hand of air.

[Ding Ding or something...]

Her face was ashen.

【...Yeah, I'm also the one who once had a penis. 】

'I know your business. The pink-haired boy, Qi Mu, said calmly, "Although you can't completely restore your original gender, as long as you promise me one thing, a day is still fine." '

Airi raised her head suddenly, and Yan Yi was shocked: "You mean you can make me a man again?!"

Qi Mu nodded.

"...Why should I believe what you say?" Airi readjusted her facial expression with some doubts, "This kind of thing is generally impossible..."

[Wouldn't some disgusting illegitimate fan plan to trick me and then XXOO and OOXX and finally XOXO, right? ! 】

【of course not! 】

Saiki black line.

[And what are you thinking about this coding level? ! 】

Feeling that language could no longer communicate, Saiki decisively stretched out his hand, pointing at Airi's short skirt.

'You can check the goods first. '

The chestnut-haired girl was stunned, and then quickly reached under her skirt with her right hand.

"!!!"

She withdrew her hand with a serious face: "Wait a moment!"

Then he rushed to the toilet like a storm.

Saiki: ...

[It's really hard for her to remember that she can't take off her skirt in public. 】

About 10 minutes later, Airi came back.

With a dreamy look, the chestnut-haired girl sat in front of Saiki.

"My lord, what are your orders!!"

Sonorous and powerful, it seems to hold the belief of death.

Saiki: ...

[Hey, it's time for a show. 】

'No big deal. Qi Mu took another sip of tea, "Just use your strengths." '

Airi:?

The girl looked hesitant: "My lord, the little golden basin has washed its hands for many years..."

The tone is cautious.

Qi Mu's face turned black.

Airi immediately changed her words: "—but there is no problem!! As long as the adults order, brother will kill him right away!!"

【Who are you going to kill? ! 】

Unable to bear it anymore, Qi Mu felt that there might be a hundred energy between himself and this person.

He said bluntly: "I want you to help this store attract customers with your idol's professionalism." '

Airi was stunned for a moment: "...That's it?"

Qi Mu calmly said, "That's it." '

With tears in her eyes, Airi stretched out her hand and slapped the table: "How can I bother Master with such a trivial matter! It is my duty!!"

[Wait, how many other names do you have. 】

Saiki sat on the sofa and looked at Airi's ambitious back, complaining inwardly.

"Miss, your coffee jelly is ready."

The boss put the tray on the table, and turned his head to look at the back of Airi walking by a little strangely.

【Hey, was that boy ever so expressive before...】

【Come on, Airi-chan. 】

Qi Mu, who was called Miss, was not at all awkward, and took a spoonful of the coffee jelly frankly.

[Next, let's take a break. 】

……

Bakugo is extremely upset right now.

He leaned against a tree on one side, waiting for Chao Bang Niu Wang to sign.

This is different from what he said, he thought wearily.

——Why can someone patrol the feeling of an idol meeting.

With his arms crossed impatiently, Bakugou ignored the girls who had been glancing at him, his face full of indifference.

In his imagination, the hero patrol should be tense and serious.

Beware of enemies who don't know where they will attack at any time, and protect the safety of ordinary people.

——Instead of being surrounded by people watching all the way like now, enjoying it happily.

【Fuck, why hasn't this curly man finished yet? ! 】

Bao Hao shifted his focus to his right foot, and found that Chao Bao Niu Wang had already started taking photos with fans.

Just when Bakugo was bored and diverted his thoughts to Saiki who didn't know where he was now, a cry for help woke him up.

"Root, rob!...my bag!!"

It was a girl who looked very shy, her face was flushed with anxiety, but she couldn't raise her voice no matter what.

The robber held several bags in his arms and one in his hand, and was running towards the front of Baohao.

Stopping his feet and scratching in boredom, Bakugo straightened his back and no longer leaned against the tree trunk, as if he suddenly became energetic.

He glanced at the unaware Tide Bull King, then looked back in the direction the gangster was running away, and resolutely chased after him.

——Anyway, I will pass by there next time, so I should just go there ahead of time and wait for them.

Not the first time I faced an enemy, but this was the first time I took the initiative to attack alone and tried to capture the enemy.

Baohao's heart was pounding, he followed closely behind the robber, shortening the distance little by little.

——Soon, just turn another corner.

The gust of wind blew past his ears, and he seemed to hear the voice of Chaobao Niuwang.

But now I can't control so much, the enemy is within reach, and there is no reason to give up.

"—give me—go die!!!"

A powerful explosion explodes behind the enemy's head.

The bulging wind pressure caused pedestrians on both sides of the street to bury their heads in search of cover, and garbage flew on the road.

Only then did Bakugo stop panting slightly.

Approaching the enemy lying on the ground whose life and death were unknown after the explosion, he smiled excitedly, and his blood-red eyes were full of pride.

Humph, it's just this kind of rubbish.

With a few swishes, the familiar silk thread wrapped around Bakugo's bare arm.

"Hold!"

Bao Hao moved a little unwillingly, but did not break free as expected.

"Explosive victory over oneself!"

There was suppressed anger in the voice, and the tide burst Niu Wang came with his men, and several people went to recover the criminal.

"What did I say last night?!"

Knowing that he was wrong, Baohao's eyes wandered and he didn't say a word.

—looks really angry.

The man wrapped in denim looked down upon the young man in front of him who exuded an aura of disobedience.

"If it's your attitude as a hero to rush out when something happens, then you can go back directly!"

This is a bit heavy, but no one dares to refute him.

"—Hey, you're talking too much!"

... No, there are still strong men.

Wanting to see a brave warrior who dared to speak out at such a time, everyone looked curiously at the source of the sound.

"...four eyes?"

Bakugo yelled uncertainly.

Although the appearance is the same, but no matter how the person in memory thinks, it is impossible to give people such a feeling.

The familiar pink-haired boy was staring at the Chaobao Niu Wang with a full face of indignation.

"In any case, this person has successfully completed the task. As the boss, he should be rewarded and punished!"

--this person?

Bakugo's expression distorted for a moment, and he understood what happened.

Chao Bao Niu Wang raised his eyebrows and reacted.

He carelessly stroked his bangs: "Really, may I ask if you work in the coffee shop next door?"

The pink-haired boy was stunned for a moment, as if he was confused by his wrong answer.

"Ah... well, let's just say it."

"Is that so..."

Chaobao Niuwang took a meaningful look at the coffee shop that is now more than half full.

"Then let's go in and have a drink."

Airi: ...?

Why did you lecture your subordinates so severely just now, and now you want to drink coffee?

Could it be...

She shuddered. This person is also her fan? !

Baohao had a playful smile on his face, and regardless of being scolded just now, he followed Chaobao Niuwang in.

"That... this is the menu of our restaurant, please have a look."

Airi had just been appointed to serve by this group of weirdos, and she was frowning at this moment.

"..."

Everyone looked at Airi with different expressions.

Without him, it's just because the young man with a cold face now has drooping eyebrows, the corners of his mouth turned down, and his mournful face is really strange.

"Just serve us some coffee and dessert."

Chaobao Niuwang didn't even look at the menu, and ordered directly, obviously not here for tea.

Airi...Airi is getting more stressed.

She felt that even if these people weren't perverted fans who stalked her, they shouldn't be much better.

The psychological sense of escape caused her to selectively ignore this table, pushing the orders of Chao Bang Niu Wang and the others to the end.

After a while, the customers in the store were almost gone, and Airi arrived late with coffee and desserts for several people.

"I'm very sorry, I was really busy just now~ I'm sorry~~"

After all, she is a professional idol, no matter how upset she felt, Airi apologized with a sweet smile on her face.

Bakugo: ...

Trendy bull king: ...

In an instant, the atmosphere froze.

Ah, ah?

Airi kept the smile on her face, feeling like her facial nerves were about to twitch.

What's the matter with these people's strange eyes, could it be that my booger didn't clean up and hung on my face just now?

The more I thought about it, the more I realized that this might be the case, Airi quickly put down the plate and turned around, operating together with both hands waving afterimages.

Make sure there is nothing wrong with your face.

Airi turned around again, her nostrils were still red, and she showed a brighter smile: "Then please enjoy it slowly~~"

"..."

Bao Hao felt a chill, and a thick layer of goose bumps appeared all over his body.

That four-eyed paralyzed face can actually make such a rich expression...

"It's too obvious."

Chao Bao Niu Wang took a sip of coffee, no matter how he looked at it, he seemed to be calming down.

Nodding with a complicated mood, Bakugo also raised a cup of coffee and took a sip, and almost spit it out.

— Fuck, why is it so hard? !

It was probably pure black coffee, but after one sip, Bakugo's tongue felt as if it had been slapped.

Standing up with a wrinkled face, he decided to go to the toilet to rinse his mouth.

As a result, as soon as I got to the toilet, the door opened automatically.

A boy with the same pink curly hair came out, with sunglasses on his face and a sun hat in his hand.

I don't need to say what I just did.

Bakugo: ...

Saiki: ...

'Why are you here? ' the other party asked bluntly.

——Ha, the deity has appeared.

Interest flashed in Bakugou's eyes, and his tongue didn't feel bitter in an instant.

"How about why you are here?"

Saiki blinked, remembering what he should do now.

With a chill in his heart, he immediately looked at the situation with clairvoyance.

There was a group of trendy bull kings sitting in the hall, and Airi was still entertaining customers outside the door.

——But no matter how you look at it, it looks like you have already met.

Saiki: ...

He began to seriously think about how to get by with Chao Bao Niu Wang.

Baohao was still standing in front of him, with a gloating expression on his face.

"Don't think about it, it's all exposed, go back and be punished obediently."

Qi Mu: '...tsk. '

It happened that I was bumped into by this person at this time.

Saiki was resting in the store, but it was too boring, Airi seemed to be working smoothly, so he went to the Maldives to take a sun bath.

Because they thought that the tide burst bull king must still be patrolling, so they teleported back without observing the situation here.

Who knew that not only were they not patrolling, but they even enjoyed coffee.

【Yeah, what a bad luck. 】

Going out with Bao Hao, Qi Mu calmly accepted the sharp gaze of Chao Bao Niu Wang.

"Are you back?" Chao Bang Niu Wang crossed his fingers on the table.

'...' Saiki nodded.

"Where did you go for a spin?"

'Maldives. '

"Is it fun?"

'so so. '

[To be honest, there are too many people, it is a bit noisy, and the coconut juice has been mixed with water. 】

The trendy bull king had a dull pain on his forehead, and the two interns were not easy-going.

I thought Qi Mu, a "three-good student" with a calm and low-key personality, would make people feel more at ease, but now it seems that Neri is no different from a "problem student" like Bakugo.

People kept coming in from the coffee shop, it seemed that Airi's professionalism was indeed excellent.

The trendy bull king is not interested in attracting people to watch here, so he ended today's workplace training after asking a few casual questions, and was going back to the office to settle accounts.

Qi Mu and Baohao walked back home together behind the group.

"benefactor!!!"

The girl's vigorous roar made Qi Mu tremble unconsciously.

[...Wait, don't come here, what do you want to do? ! 】

Somewhat horrified to avoid Airi's tears and snot, Saiki pulled the dazed Bakugo aside and hid behind him.

Bakugo: ...

The milk-blonde boy was forced to face the girl's distorted face full of unknown objects, and felt like he was going to be blind.

"Go away! What the hell are you guys?!!"

Seeing that Airi was about to pounce on him, Bakugou was terrified, stepped back two steps unsteadily, and pulled Saiki out again.

Saiki: ...

【I misunderstood you, classmate Baohao! 】

Airi burst into tears: "Benefactor!! Are you leaving already?!"

She grabbed Qi Mu's clothes and did not let go, her face full of despair, and she yelled heart-piercingly.

"—Then what should I do with my Ding Ding!!!"

What about Ding Ding...

What should I do……

Tintin...

A soul-stirring roar reached everyone's ears with penetrating power.

An unknown harmonious object with lingering lingering sounds attracted everyone to look over.

'...'

Bathed in the subtle sight, Qi Mu's back is full of vicissitudes.

【I regret. 】

He looked at Airi's delicate little face with a slight hideous look, and felt the barrier between species for a long time in this normal world.

——That is the fear of being dominated by the burning power.

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