[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Hero Saiki

"Ding... what?"

Bao Hao looked confused, and seemed to be a little unresponsive.

[There is nothing, stop thinking, don't think about it anymore! 】

Qi Mu's face was paralyzed and he was pulled by Airi, and he had nothing to love.

"Master, will you come over tomorrow?!"

Airi hugged Saiki's thigh with a shameless face, ignoring everyone's eyes.

——Fuck the idol image, can the image be as important as Tintin? !

'Let go, I'll come over. '

There was a gnashing of teeth in Qi Mu's calm tone.

'But if you keep yelling at me, you won't even be able to be a woman. '

Airi: "!!!"

What kind of things women and women can't do...

Immediately thinking about something bad, she let go of her hand at the speed of light, solemnly.

"My lord, I will wait for you here tomorrow!"

[No, don't come here, I don't want to see you again. 】

With a gloomy face, Saiki grabbed Bakugo, who was still in a daze, and walked out of the coffee shop, escaping from the sight of the onlookers.

After walking for a long time, Baohao realized: "... who is that woman?!"

The tone was full of anger: "What is her...what should I do?!"

After a pause, he suddenly raised the volume again, in disbelief.

"What the hell is there between you that can be related to that thing?!!"

【Enough, please let me go. 】

Qi Mu opened his dead fish eyes and didn't want to speak.

But Bakugo didn't receive Saiki's wish to end this topic, and even his thinking became more divergent.

"So you hooked up with a woman with that kind of relationship when I was away for a day?!"

It even sounded a little aggrieved.

Saiki:? ? ?

【What are you thinking about all day long, classmate Baohao. 】

[And don't talk about that kind of relationship, that kind of relationship will make people misunderstand! 】

In fact, many people have misunderstood it.

After Bao Hao almost roared that sentence, the few passers-by on the street also looked over with strange eyes.

——As if they are a new generation of depraved young people messing with the relationship between men and women (male).

【forgive me. 】

Rolling his eyes secretly, Saiki pushed Bakugo into an empty alley.

Bakugo:?

In the next second, the two of them appeared in Chaobo Niuwang's studio.

Because Saiki greeted him telepathically in advance, so now he is the only one in the office.

"I'm back." Chao Bao Niu Wang said in a cool tone.

Suddenly remembered that he had just skipped work (made a mistake) and was caught, and the two who landed stood silently silent, so well-behaved.

Trendy Bull King: "It seems that you have forgotten what I said yesterday?"

Anyone who has ever had a class teacher knows that if he admits it at this time, even the Immortal Da Luo will not be able to save him.

So the two shook their heads tacitly, even with the same swing.

——It is estimated that the mentality of actively admitting mistakes and resolutely not correcting is the same.

Blue veins popped up on the forehead of the hot bull king: "You two should reflect on it!"

His tone was stern: "Baohao will be grounded tomorrow, and Qi Mu will continue to train as usual, but he must play by himself!"

As soon as these words came out, Bakugou immediately felt deep malice.

He was dissatisfied and said, "Why did I punish him just for one stroke?"

[Obviously your behavior is even more dangerous. 】

——Unexpectedly, under the eyes of the tide-popping bull king, he confronted the enemy without permission.

Qi Mu already knew the direct reason for his exposure through the hearts of everyone in the coffee shop just now.

At this time, not only was he not sympathetic, but even a little gloating.

The trendy bull king didn't even look at him: "Think for yourself."

Bakugo: ...

He seriously suspected that he was being targeted.

"In addition, the two of you can supervise each other, and you will be rewarded if you report each other." The tone of Chaobao Niuwang contained deep meaning.

……

Saiki and Bakugo looked at each other, then moved away immediately.

[Ah, ah, is this starting to sow discord? 】

[What a filthy lord. 】

After receiving their own punishment, the two planned to go back to the dormitory, but they were stopped by Chaobao Niuwang.

"Right, there's one more thing."

Chao Bao Niu Wang sorted out the documents on the table.

"Your clothes are not up to standard, you have to get them again tomorrow."

Two people:?

They looked at their own clothes, then at each other's.

It's normal, there's nothing wrong with it.

"In the office, you must wear jeans." The trendy bull king looked at the slacks of the two, and a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes.

"Tight attire is conducive to restraining your words and deeds, so that you can remember the dogma!"

Saiki: ...

[It's ridiculous, it's purely because you like jeans. 】

But he doesn't care, tight or loose.

"... Tsk." Bao Hao wrinkled his nose, "I don't want to wear that kind of sissy thing."

……

The air was quiet for a moment.

[Rest in peace, Baohao. 】

Qi Mu looked at the poor child who was hit by a mine and didn't know it with pity.

[He actually said that jeans are a sissy thing in front of a denim fanatic. 】

——Therefore, there is a reason why Baohaosang was targeted.

Chao Bao Niu Wang lowered his head slightly, unable to see his expression.

"...I see, Bakugou, it seems that you have a big misunderstanding about jeans."

Bakugo: ...

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But Chao Bao Niu Wang didn't say anything more, he just waved his hand to tell them to go away.

He closed the door quite cautiously, not knowing what to expect.

"...Am I being too direct?"

[It's not just direct, it almost makes me think that you don't want to hang around here anymore. 】

Qi Mu glanced at him, with regret for seeing the mentally retarded in his eyes.

Bakugo: ...

"Humph."

The young man felt a little aggrieved, and let out a disdainful sound from his nasal cavity.

——Trying to pretend not to care, but still feeling uneasy in my heart.

"...By the way, what he said was reporting or something,"

After a moment of silence, Bakugou spoke again.

"You wouldn't be on his side, would you?"

Saiki replied quickly: 'Of course not. '

Bao Hao stepped up a few steps and walked side by side with him.

For another while, no one spoke.

"...What do you think his reward will be?"

'I don't know, it can't be a holiday or cancellation of punishment or something. '

"...Yeah, definitely not like this."

"By the way, don't you know how to read minds? Why don't you know this?"

'It has been said that the voices of most professional heroes cannot be heard. '

"Tsk, what a waste."

'? '

’ I don’t want to be told that by someone who can’t even win a boxing game. '

"Fuck, it's obviously you who cheated..."

The dissatisfied arguments of the two teenagers could still be heard from a long distance away.

……

When Qi Mu woke up the next day and opened the door, he ran into Bakugo who was also planning to go out.

'Aren't you in confinement today? '

Saiki looked at Bakugo's attire.

Baohao rolled his eyes: "I'm going to the training room!"

Now that you've met them, let's go together by the way. They plan to go and get the clothes that the trendy Niu Wang said first.

"……what is this?"

Bakugo pulled out something different from the same pocket as Saiki with a dazed expression.

'Obviously, a shirt. '

Qi Mu said honestly.

Bakugo: "..."

He roared: "I mean, why the fuck do you still have shirts and ties?!"

Qi Mu looked at the pocket in his hand.

Well, there really is only one pair of jeans.

[I've been held hostage, classmate Baohao. 】

The reason is already obvious. Last night, Bao Hao did not escape by luck, but revenge was waiting behind.

"Fuck, and shoes?!"

Taking out another pair of shiny leather shoes from the bag, Baohao's face was wrinkled.

——He hasn't worn this kind of formal attire a few times since he grew up.

But complaining is nothing but complaints, Baohao obediently took the things into the locker room with an unhappy face.

Qi Mu came out of the locker room first.

Having already changed into jeans, he tugged at the waistband of his trousers: 'Is this the wrong size? '

The little brother who was in charge of distributing the clothes looked up and said with a clear smile: "That's right, they are all of this type. You haven't worn low waists before, have you?"

Saiki: ...

He had some doubts, would anyone really like the feeling of being stuck in his crotch and unable to fall off?

While talking, Bakugo also changed.

Compared with Qi Mu who only changed his pants, he basically changed his whole body of clothes.

Wearing a shirt vest and the same style of low-waisted jeans, Bakugo looked irritated: "Hey, when will I wear this kind of thing?!"

The little brother smiled: "As long as you are in the office, you must dress like this~ It is the rule of the trendy bull king~"

His face darkened in an instant, and Bakugo stuffed his clothes into his pocket vigorously as if venting, as if he wanted to stuff it into someone's brain.

Qi Mu blinked and looked at him.

People who usually don't wear their trousers properly are still quite handsome now with a little tidying up.

[Sure enough, people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, classmate Baohao. 】

Noticing Saiki's gaze, Bakugo looked over, and the gloomy expression on his face improved slightly.

The corner of his mouth curled up, and his tone was flat: "How about it, are you handsome?"

Saiki: '...'

His face was expressionless: "The snapshot looks in the mirror, it really matches your three-seven points." '

Which pot was not opened and which pot was lifted, Baohao's face sank again, even uglier than before.

He rudely threw a ball at Saiki.

[What is this, a hidden weapon? 】

Qi Mu caught it and found that it was soft.

"tie!"

When he said it bluntly, the boy was unhappy.

"Together in a bag."

【so? 】

Qi Mu asked with his eyes.

[What do you do for me. 】

A trace of hesitation flashed in Bakugo's eyes, and he didn't speak.

Seeing Bakugo like this, Qi Mu was suddenly blessed.

'……you will not? '

"Fuck, how could I not?!"

Instant hair.

[Since you know how to do it, tie it yourself. 】

Rolling his eyes secretly, Qi Mu is also very familiar with his awkward and tame urination.

With the cover of Bakugo's body, Qi Mu hooked his fingers, and the tie automatically climbed up Bakugo's collar, and tied a perfect knot.

"...Hmph, mind your own business."

He muttered softly, but Bakugo had a clear expression of satisfaction on his face.

Baohao loosened his neckline, and lazily said: "I'll go back first."

Saiki nodded, it was time for him to go to the coffee shop.

The two parted at this point, Qi Mu teleported to the dark alley behind the coffee shop.

Airi, who was ready to sit in the shop, saw him coming in, her eyes lit up, she opened her mouth as if she wanted to shout, but remembering yesterday's threat, she swallowed it back forcefully.

Qi Mu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and walked over expressionlessly.

'It's the same today, but with a request. '

Airi gave a thumbs up, with a serious face: "Please tell me, I promise to complete the task."

Qi Mu: "Try to be serious, and hide in the toilet when you see the patrolling Chaobo Niuwang Office." '

Airi was at a loss: "Be more serious... Wait, how serious is a soliciting? And who is the hot bull king?"

Qi Mu: '... those people who came yesterday, if you see them, you should stay away. '

He doesn't expect Airi to be more like himself, in short, as long as he doesn't run into their hands like yesterday.

As for the trendy Bull King saying that he doesn't need super powers to play on his own... that's impossible, not even in this life.

After explaining about Airi, Saiki went out to relax.

But I was careful, I didn't go directly to the Maldives like yesterday, but wandered around nearby.

With the clothes of the trendy bull king, the neighborhood is very peaceful.Or perhaps influenced by him, the commercial street style here is a combination of openness and self-restraint.

It can be seen that although everyone’s store decoration is strange and strange, they are all within the specified range, without taking up extra space, leaving room for people to wander around.

Qi Mu spent the afternoon leisurely in a bookstore, the decoration here is very suitable for him, um... the dessert tastes good too.

After calculating the time, it was almost time to go back. He got up and put the book back in its original place. When he turned around, he saw a familiar durian head.

[Sure enough, I didn't stay in the dormitory obediently, classmate Baohao. 】

Bakugo put his hands in his pockets and walked on the road idly.

He originally wanted to take a look at the training room while the trendy Bull King was away, but it was really boring to train alone for a while, so he decided to go out for a stroll.

——Maybe you can meet some lone robber or something that bumps into you.

As for confinement... what is that?

Can you fight?

But maybe even God was punishing him for yesterday's impulsiveness. He came out all afternoon, and there was not a single shadow of the enemy.

In the end, sighing in his heart, Bakugo, who wasted another afternoon, turned into a bookstore casually, intending to take a break.

"...four eyes?"

He looked up at the pink curly-haired boy in front of him, and raised his voice at the end.

"What are you doing here?"

The boy's eyes were calm and unwavering, and he didn't feel at all helpless when he was caught skipping work.

'That's what I want to ask too, Bakugo-san. '

'People who are still in confinement should not go shopping in bookstores so leisurely, right? '

Bakugo: ...

He had forgotten that he was also a person who had escaped confinement.

Baohao: "Hey, it's even."

Saiki: '...um. '

The two reached a consensus, and passed by as if nothing had happened.

When Saiki returned to the coffee shop, Airi was resting, and opposite him sat two other beautiful girls with different styles.

"Brother, if you don't go back, you will really find out!!" The black-haired girl with twin ponytails looked anxious.

"Speak, brother!" Another girl with light-colored short hair seemed much calmer, but her tone was a little excited, "Go and tell the boss that we will no longer be idols!"

Saiki withdrew his stepping foot.

[Very well, I already know who you are. 】

The twintails were still arguing with the short hair, Airi just drank tea calmly and didn't participate.

"Brother! Say something!!"

Finally, the two shouted at Airi in unison.

Only then did Airi speak unhurriedly: "The truth, Qianjia, needless to say, I've already made my decision."

Qianjia was shocked: "Brother, what are you talking about?! Heads will kill us!!"

Airi closed her eyes in pain: "I can't take it anymore..."

"——What is the meaning of losing Tintin's life?!"

She jumped up against the case, her tone of indignation.

Truth was stunned: "Brother..."

Immediately he said in astonishment: "Could it be that you... have already found..."

Airi nodded solemnly: "That's right, I have found...the one that can restore my glory..."

"The God of Tintin!!"

【Who is that bastard? ! 】

Qi Mu felt a knife stabbed in his chest.

[And it can't make you regain your glory! 】

That's right, the ding O that Saiki gave to Airi didn't really make it grow again.

It's just using hints to make Airi's brain simulate the sense of touch, smell and taste (?) he used to have when he had Ding O, making her mistakenly think that he has it again.

【Yeah, yeah, even I can't create things out of thin air. 】

In order to avoid more trouble, Qi Mu decided to let this mistake end again.

'Airi. Saiki walked behind Airi and patted his shoulder, "Someone seems to be looking for her outside." '

Seeing Qi Mu, Airi was excited for a moment, and then looked in the direction he pointed with some doubts: "Hey, who will find me... 噫!!"

"head!!"

Zhenzhen and Qianjia stood up at the same time and said respectfully.

A kindly smiling elder walked in with a scepter, with a mustache and combed back hair.

"Airi, my child!" He smiled gently, "Did you have fun these two days?"

With a disheveled face, Airi stood up tremblingly: "Head...head..."

The man didn't seem to see her fear: "It's time to go back, Airi, your lovely fans are still waiting!"

As soon as the voice fell, the two big men stepped forward and seemed to be gentle, but in fact they erected Airi forcefully.

"No! Wait!!"

As if realizing something suddenly, Airi shouted.

"I don't have to do it｜Idol is dead! Let me go back to the group!! I'm already a man!!"

"Oh?"

The group leader of the Inujin Group changed his aura, and he was still smiling, but what he said made the three extreme girls present shudder.

"It's okay, Airi~"

"I just have time tomorrow, and I booked a flight ticket to Thailand."

Airi: "..."

She was dragged into the car with a dead face, as if she had been severely injured.

【Yeah, what a cruel scene. 】

Qi Mu didn't speak the whole time and watched this scene, so low-key that almost no one noticed his existence.

"young people."

A gentle voice sounded, and the team leader looked at Qi Mu.

"You are a smart boy, do you want to join our group?"

[Then Thailand and South Korea one-stop service? 】

Saiki: 'No, I'm just here for an internship. '

The team leader didn't look disappointed, he still looked like a good old man: "Really, what a pity."

Saiki blinked, but still told the truth: "Airi didn't turn back into a man, and she should recover the next day." '

"Hahahahahaha!"

The team leader laughed suddenly, as if amused: "Young man, I lied to her... If she really turns back into a man, how can I have the heart to let her go to Thailand again?"

He stopped laughing, turned his head to look at Qi Mu, and spoke slowly.

"...After all, the old man is not a devil."

Qi Mu was silent.

The team leader got into the car unhurriedly, started the black Mercedes-Benz S600, and drove out of the commercial street with an unknown secret.

[Liar, obviously the air ticket was bought just now. 】

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Qi Mu pushed Bakugo into an empty alley.

Bakugo:?

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