[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Hero Saiki

【What are you thinking, classmate Bakugo. 】

"Uuuuuuuuuuu!!"

Bao Haohong was tied to the chair again, feeling that he had never been free since he came to the office.

Qi Mu sat quietly beside him, his curly hair curled up in disorder.

[Attacking the trendy bull king himself in his studio, is it because he thinks that his treatment is not good enough. 】

Chao Bao Niu Wang sat behind his desk reservedly, took a sip of tea - who knows how he drank it through his collar.

"Now that we've made initial progress—"

He glanced at Baohao, the perfectly fixed [-] points reflected the light under the light, and added: "Maybe the effect is not so obvious..."

The veins on the forehead twitched, and Bakugo's beige hair, which was originally docile, exploded instantly.

He stared at the hot bull king as vigilantly as a furry cat stares at the bath water.

He summoned 'Merry Sauce' again and swallowed Bao Hao's head in one gulp, and the vest slightly bowed to Chao Bao Niu Wang. He had repeated this action no less than three times in just a few 10 minutes.

"...but at least some small changes have been made."

Raising his eyebrows, the bull king looked dissatisfied, "Next, I will assign you specific tasks for tomorrow."

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, finally here, the daily activities of a hero. 】

Saiki blinked, the ultimate goal that had been forgotten since entering this firm, the hero workplace training, finally had a name.

"Boom" sound.

Bakugo was spat out again, his hair was neatly trimmed, his face was so gloomy that it could drip water.

But when he heard the words of Chaobao Niuwang, he opened his mouth and became excited, even ignoring the fact that he became a 'Beatle' again.

"...Is it finally possible to kill a big one?!"

There was almost uncontrollable excitement in the voice, just like a neurotic villain who had been tortured too much.

【No, I'm afraid you won't be able to do what you want, classmate Baohao. 】

Qi Mu didn't believe that the person who said that he wanted to reform them would arrange any normal hero inspection activities.

I don't think the other party will let Bohao do whatever he wants.

"Because of the particularity of the two of you, tomorrow's task will be performed separately."

Chaobao Niuwang gave Baohao a meaningful look.

"Bang Hao wins himself, follow me all the way, and I only have one request - follow orders!"

Bakugo frowned, but quickly let go.

As long as you can participate in daily inspections, are you afraid that you will not have the opportunity to do it?

——Even the hot bull king can't stare at him all the time.

He thought quite optimistically, maybe this workplace training will not be so bad

However, a day later, when Baohao recalled his fluke mentality at that time, he just wanted to collapse and cover his face.

——Sure enough, he is still too young.

"...As for you, Saiki Kusuo." Chao Bao Niu Wang shifted his target, "Your task is quite special."

Qi Mu had a bad premonition, and generally this kind of "special" represented all kinds of troubles that he would encounter in the future.

Without directly explaining the task, Chao Bang Niu Wang suddenly changed the subject.

"Do you know why I said I want you to be like Katsuki Bakugo?"

[I don't know, and I don't want to know. 】

'Because Bakugo has many excellent qualities that I can learn from. '

Thanks to the short time at the front and rear desks with Iida, he can also say this kind of official answer without changing his face.

"..."

Seemingly choked for a moment, Chao Bang Niu Wang didn't speak for two seconds.

"...be more specific."

[Sorry, I can't find it. 】

While muttering inwardly, Qi Mu is still very cooperative on the surface: "Student Baohao's strong heart without flinching in the face of others, his persistence in seeing victory all the time, and his unwavering belief are all the goals I want to learn. '

It’s not all blindfolded making up, either.

Bakugou does have some gleaming moments of glamour, and while at heart he's still a jerk who's cheesy and overbearing—but it's undeniable that he doesn't screw up anything other than a bad temper, and he even does it well. It's perfect.

After Qi Mu finished speaking, Baohao looked at him blankly, as if he didn't expect that one day he would really hear the other party's praise for him.

Probably because he was too surprised, a complex expression mixed with emotion and nausea appeared on his face.

Saiki: ...

The Chaotic Bull King coughed lightly: "Well... there is indeed a reason for this."

"But more still want you to learn his style of conduct."

[What kind of behavior is it, is it a shame to play the championship in front of the whole country? 】

Qi Mu was expressionless.

"For example, he can swear to the whole country that he must be the champion without changing his expression."

[Really! 】

Qi Mu felt like he was about to petrify.

【What exactly are you going to do? Don’t let me swear to be the No. 1 hero in front of everyone, right? 】

He decided that if this was the case, he might as well just directly control the Tideburst Bull King with his thoughts and let him pretend that he had never been here before.

"So, your task is first to overcome the psychological barrier."

Saiki:?

[Who has a mental disorder. 】

The hot bull king pulled out a piece of paper.

"As a hero, you should always care about the living conditions of the residents within your jurisdiction."

Qi Mu took the paper, on which was the business situation of a coffee shop in the last month.

[Yeah, it’s really stubborn to have lost so much and still not go bankrupt, store manager Sang. 】

"You have also seen the specific situation, this is your mission - to help the dying coffee shop back to life!"

Saiki: ...

[Wait, is this what you need to do to become a hero? ! 】

——Is the business scope of your heroes too broad!

Qi Mu: "I haven't studied this aspect, so I may not be able to help you much." '

He put it more tactfully.

[Let’s talk about why I want to help a coffee shop that failed to manage itself and closed down. 】

The trendy Niu Wang spread his hands: "I believe that the top students of Xiongying can't even do such trivial things."

[A top student won't open a coffee shop either! 】

Bao Haotou leaned over, found that it was full of bills, and shrank back boringly.

"Tsk, it's not interesting."

——This is the contempt for simulation management games from passionate fighting game fans.

Qi Mu ignored him and thought for a while.

【Well, I can think of 1378 ways to just help him increase customer traffic, but there should only be 876 ways to keep him prosperous for a long time. 】

——It is true that it is a piece of cake for superpowers to improve the operating conditions of the coffee shop.

The trendy bull king went on to say, "Similarly, I have a small request for you."

Qi Mu looked up.

"You have to rely on yourself to solicit customers, you can't use super powers to cheat."

Saiki: ...

[What are you talking about, I don't understand at all. 】

But Chao Bao Niu Wang didn't say much, and waved his hand: "Someone will take you there tomorrow morning."

Then the vest and the little braid opened the door, and made a gesture of invitation, which was obvious to see off the guests.

Forced to accept his mission, Qi Mu searched for his memory and returned to the staff dormitory, next door was Bakugo.

The excitement in the afternoon is too great, and they don't know what is waiting for them tomorrow.

After the two said goodnight to each other lazily, they went back to their rooms.

……

Early the next morning, Saiki and Bakugo packed up and came to the office.

Chaobao Niuwang and the others are ready, and they can set off as soon as Baohao arrives.

"Cannot use superpowers."

Before leaving, he warned again, in exchange for Qi Mu's solemn nod.

[Don't worry, you will never find out. 】

After Chao Bang Niu Wang and the others left, a man came in with a box.

"You are Qi Mu-kun!"

Qi Mu nodded.

The man in front of him should not be from the office, he was wearing casual pants with an ordinary side part.

"I'm the owner of xx Cafe." The man introduced himself with a gentle smile.

[I already know this. 】

Saiki followed him out of the office.

[By the way, I also know that your coffee shop is just a decoration, it is specially made for training me. 】

The boss's coffee shop is on the corner of the street, which is considered a golden location.

There were many passers-by coming and going, but I didn't see a few who wanted to stop and go in for a rest.

"As you can see, the store was bought at a huge price, but the business..." The boss served Qi Mu a cup of tea with a sad face.

【No, obviously I borrowed it from the real shopkeeper the day before yesterday. 】

Qi Mu exposed it mercilessly in his heart.

[Even an emergency renovation was carried out. 】

The original coffee shop should have a retro and warm style, which can be seen from the layout of the store and the style of tables and chairs.

But now the quaint decorations are obscured by strange black curtains, painted with abstract stream-of-consciousness skull roses.

[Well, it's not hard to see why your coffee shop has no customers. 】

It is the time when you are tired and want to rest, who would like to face these exciting coffins of bones, even the menu is bloody.

The boss didn't know that his details had been stripped away, and he was still working hard, with tears in his eyes, "...I don't have any extravagance, as long as everyone can come in occasionally and have a rest, that's fine."

[Then don't make the storefront look like it's not close to strangers! 】

The boss touched the inconspicuous tears in the corners of his eyes, and took out the box from the beginning.

"This is what the Chaobao Bull King asked me to bring to you. He said it will be of great help today."

Saiki opened the box without any hope.

[Speaker?microphone? 】

He took out the equipment inside.

[Hey, does this mean that I should stand at the door to solicit customers? 】

There was still a piece of paper in the box, Qi Mu picked it up.

[Please make full use of these props and record the whole process. ]

Saiki: ...

Qi Mu slapped the paper on the table.

The boss shrank back sharply.

[Too naive, do you think this can stop me? 】

It was as if some distorted black air was emerging from behind this curly-haired boy. There was no expression on his face, but a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.

[Then let you see, the strength of superpowers. 】

Boss: Well, well, if the table breaks, you have to pay for it...

——Hey, I always feel a little scary.

……

[My name is Kentaro Yamamoto, my current name is Airi, and I am an idol. 】

The chestnut-haired girl with medium-length hair crossed her legs and sat with her legs crossed. The pink plumpness was unobstructed, and her face was full of dignity.

[Actually, I was originally a tough guy, but because I made a mistake, I was sent to Thailand by the boss. 】

The girl has good looks, soft hair, and looks well-behaved and cute.

Suddenly she frowned, and stretched her slender hand along the collar... rudely pulled away her bra and scratched it fiercely, leaving a few red marks.

[If you want to talk about why I became an idol... that's a long story. 】

'Long story short, are you good at singing and dancing? '

【Ahhh...yes, that bastard boss did a pretty cruel idol training in order to make us popular! 】

As if recalling something bad, Airi shuddered and couldn't help tearing off another piece of skin from her foot.

'Well, the decision is yours. '

[It means that almost no one comes to this coffee shop, so I can take a good rest... Wait, who has been talking since just now? ! 】

Responding suddenly, Airi quickly put down her chubby legs that were stepping on the sofa, and turned her head.

A boy with an expressionless face was sitting on the sofa behind him, his hair was an aggressive gradient pink, a little curly, and he wore green toy glasses that didn't match at all.

[Pink and green are absolutely perfect. 】

What came to Airi's mind before all doubts were complaints about this person's strange aesthetics.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but she(?) always felt that the boy's face darkened for a while after having this thought.

"who are you?"

On the surface, she is still an idol, Airi smiled sweetly.

In my heart, I was roaring and swiping the screen. This person doesn’t know me, maybe she didn’t see the incident where she picked her feet just now. If the boss finds out that she didn’t maintain her idol image in public...

'It doesn't matter who I am. '

The boy was clearly drinking tea, but his voice was not affected at all.

He looked at the girl solemnly, with a serious tone.

'The important thing is...'

'Do you want to have Tintin again? '

Airi: ...?

The author has something to say: I went to pick up her idol with my roommate today hehe

The legs are so long and the person is so thin orz

Airi is a Backstreet Girl cameo! !

If the three brothers are not popular, it's too much for heaven's sake! !

PS: I feel that it is becoming more and more OOC...I dare not read it after I finish writing it...I'm sorry Qi Shen and Ka Jiang...let's commit seppuku.

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