I am in love with the planet

"Whether it's a fight or a negotiation, you have to make a head start and leave a deep impression on the opponent before he makes a move."

While killing the chicken, Yuan Lingjun whispered his experience to Yuanyuan: "Look, when they think of me now, what comes to their minds is not a bumpkin, weak, easy to bully, but chicken blood, severed neck, and shiny knife."

"...", Yuanyuan said thoughtfully, "I understand."

There are salt mines on this planet, Yuan Lingjun took a salt stone from a corner, wiped it on the chicken, turned it over, skewered it on the fruit tree and smoked it.

The light yellow fat is fragrant, dripping from the chicken, exuding a hot aroma.

"Gululu~" The stomachs of the crew members rang.

They were sitting on the ground around the fire, the captain dressed like a pirate did not have the slightest burden of idols, holding a silver plate, knife and fork, wiped a drop of blood splashed on his face with his fingers, and asked Yuan Lingjun: "Are you ready? "

"Wait a while."

"No hurry, no hurry," the captain waved his hand, signaling him to take his time.

He had just received a message from the macaw asking for delay, and he made up his mind to wait until after dark before letting Yuan Lingjun go back.

So, the captain organized his language, adhering to the simple concept that it is easiest to talk about things at the dinner table, opened his eyes and said nonsense: "I am very sorry, we are the spaceship 'Parrot', because the spaceship encountered obstacles in the particle wind, we cannot Do not force-land on this planet, for this reason, on behalf of the entire crew, I ask for your help."

Yuanyuan continued to do simultaneous translation for Yuan Lingjun.

"For example?" Yuan Lingjun poked the chicken with a fork, and the delicious smell poured into everyone's nostrils.

"Gudong." The crew members who drank the nutrient solution for three months collectively swallowed their saliva. The captain of the Parrot brand looked at their unpromising appearance and hated iron for nothing.

"For example, prepare the food needed for the spacecraft to return, and the necessary time to repair, stay, and repair the spacecraft on this planet." The captain said: "Of course, we can take out some things in exchange."

"Hmm..." He pointed to the two pig butchers who survived the catastrophe: "What do you think these two promised... no, how about strong labor?"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"It's not good," he said truthfully, "I eat more than I do, and I don't have enough brains."

captain:"……"

He thought about it carefully, and it seemed that he was right.

"I can't help it," the captain said in a miserable tone: "The crew members are like this. The conditions in the remote galaxies are not good, and they have no chance to go to colleges and universities for further studies. In other words, the graduates of colleges and universities stay in the central galaxy. Are you willing to come and explore the spaceship as a crew member?"

Perhaps the crew under his command got used to it, but the captain of the Parrot brand couldn't stop talking once he started talking, so he simply sat cross-legged and shared his bitterness with Yuan Ling.

"You don't know, it's not easy to be the captain of an exploration spaceship. His subordinates are all a bunch of hollow radishes. They are only tall and have no brains. We pay the Federation in full every year, never tax evasion, and have to be punished by the central government." The group of netizens in the galaxy who don't believe in anything but gossip spread rumors that we are interstellar pirates."

"Look, how do we look like interstellar pirates?" The captain slapped his knee and complained unfairly.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He glanced at the captain's iconic pirate hat and fake leg, recalled the pirate parrot that fell in the cave, and thought, what's the difference between you?

·

The macaw, which was missed by Yuan Lingjun, was standing solemnly on the ultra-luxury bird stand at this time, swinging with the big ring swing, its sharp eyes were like lightning, staring closely at the direction outside the cave.

"It's almost time..."

Rusting noises came from the entrance of the cave, and the blue grass swayed slightly. The next moment, under the gaze of the macaw, the first mate, who had disappeared for three days, came in from outside the cave.

The parrot left the bird stand the moment he pushed the grass away, hid behind the haystack, and gathered its colorful feathers.

Coulson's first officer was a tall Caucasian man, nearly two meters tall. The blue sailor suit was well worn on his body, making him handsome and powerful with broad shoulders and long legs.

The first mate looked around the cave vigilantly, and found that there were traces of human life here, but fortunately, the owner was not here at the moment.On the stone platform in the center of the cave is a cake skirt robot, riding on the back of a familiar little yellow chicken, chattering and repeating a sentence.

Little Yellow Chicken: Please enter the key... Please enter the key... Please enter the key...

Chief Mate:? ? ?

The chief mate couldn't understand the ancient characters in the mouth of the little yellow chicken, but he looked down at the brain and confirmed that the robot in front of him coincided with the light spots marked on the brain.

So, the corners of his lips rose slightly, and he reached out to hold the robot's body.

"found it."

"laugh--"

At this moment, there was an undetectable sound in the air.

Before his fingers touched the robot, the first officer suddenly turned his head vigilantly, and took two steps sideways.

The next moment, two red blazing light bullets hit his ears and hit the stone wall, leaving a black scorching mark on the hard stone wall surface.

The macaw spread its wings and floated behind him. Two small laser cannons were exposed from the feathers under the wings, facing the back of the first officer's head.

"Raise your hands and squat down." The parrot said indifferently.

"Captain?" The first mate smiled in surprise: "You used consciousness projection to swap bodies with the parrot? Then you may have a headache for several days afterwards."

The captain was not surprised at all. He pressed the gun barrel close to the chief mate's scalp and sighed, "Coulson, I used to trust you very, very much."

"I'm sorry for betraying your trust." The first mate was dark and sincere, with a sincere tone, and there was a hint of admiration hidden in his gaze towards the captain.

"But I saw the wrong person again." The captain laughed at himself, and asked suddenly: "Coulson, excessive particle pollution was detected in the nutrient solution, which means that you who purchased the nutrient solution have had close contact with them. I just want to know if you work with them or have you become one of them."

"Is there a difference?" The first officer slowly raised his hands under his gun.

"That's an alien race," the captain said, "a species completely different from ours. They are cruel, cold, and bloodthirsty by nature. They will only drag you into the abyss instead of saving you."

The first mate's handsome eyebrows twitched amusedly when he heard the word "rescue". He turned around and looked directly into the macaw's eyes: "I don't need anyone to save me, Mr. Captain. Me, you, and Everyone on this spaceship, we were originally isolated, aliens in the crowd."

There was some annoyance in the captain's voice: "Isolation? Are you dissatisfied with Bill 144 promulgated by the federal government?"

The first mate smiled: "Since Act No. 320 was promulgated 144 years ago, the 'wall' that combines the highest technology of the Federation has been erected under the watchful eyes of the statue of His Majesty Phoenix, dividing the universe in which human beings live into galaxies within the domain and galaxies outside the domain. , we have been artificially divided into two races—the upper class and the lower class; those who have been polluted by alien races, and those who have not been polluted; the mutants, and the normal people.”

"The central galaxy and the remote galaxy? That's just a self-deception by the lost dogs."

"Coulson, you are too extreme." The captain said.

"Perhaps." The first mate blinked with a smile, his eyes flicked across the macaw, and suddenly said: "Mr. Captain, 60.00% of your body is already made up of metal parts."

The macaw was silent.

The first mate continued on his own: "The unknown particles carried by 'they' are irreparable for the erosion of the body. One day, your body will be completely replaced by machines, and the metal components will explode frequently. Gradually failing under the particle wind, your body has completely decayed and died, but your spirit will sleep alone in the endless universe."

The macaw waited quietly for him to finish, then finally spoke.

"Coulson," he said with a frown, "I told you before, read more professional books and teaching aids, strive to be admitted to colleges and universities as soon as possible, become a person with knowledge and make money, and read less poetry and prose that are moaning about diseases." , are all written by a group of 'public intellectuals' who have nothing to do and whimsically deliberately provoke racial conflicts, and are worthless except to cause depression."

The first officer's expression was originally unmoved, but when he heard "professional books and teaching aids", his pupils suddenly constricted, as if thinking of something terrible.

"By the way," the captain continued, "Although it's a bit fake and doesn't match the mainstream aesthetics of decadence and luxury, it is the greatest honor in my life to be buried in the sea of ​​stars."

"Really?" There was still a hint of a smile on the first officer's face, but his gaze sank.His stature suddenly shortened, he raised his foot amidst the captain's words, kicked off the side wall of the stone platform, and rolled on the spot. At the same time, he quickly drew out the laser gun hidden in his waist Without looking, he fired three shots at the captain.

The platinum-like dazzling glare brushed against the macaw's wingtips. Taking advantage of the moment when his vision was disturbed by the staggered light beams, Coulson grabbed the Little Yellow Chicken on the stone platform and was hit by a laser cannon on his shoulder. Step to the wilderness outside the cave and run.