I am in love with the planet

Yuan Lingjun and Jingwei didn't come to meet the crew alone. Before they left, they took a short detour and brought the two pig butchers who were actively reforming through labor.

The eyes of the pig butchers were still blindfolded, and they were lying on the back of one horn, their stomachs jerked and twisted with the movement of the horn.

When they reached the middle of the group, the two horns howled and stopped. Yuan Lingjun got down from the leader and untied the blades of grass from the eyes of the two crew members.

The other horn arched the pig butcher's buttocks in disgust, and gave a rough "crack".

——Let's go, let's see if you want to eat, it's so annoying!

The buttocks of the two crew members were pushed by something hard, and they suddenly lost their balance and fell off the back of the bull.They were so frightened that they thought that the horns had endured for two or three days and were finally ready to have a feast of foreign meat and take them down.

The two of them didn't have time to think, and as soon as the soles of their feet touched the ground, they rushed forward desperately, covering the too strong sunlight with their hands while running.

Then, they opened their eyes and saw the captain surrounded by cattle and sheep.

"..."

"captain!"

The fundus of the eyes was illuminated by the strong light, and tears overflowed involuntarily. The pig butchers rushed over to hug their thighs, and looked at the tall figure of the captain with a circle of holy light, as if seeing a god.

Yuanyuan translated for Jingwei and Yuan Lingjun: "The two of them are suing, saying that they were kidnapped by a pig, several cows and a monkey in partnership the night before yesterday, and the laser gun was also taken away by them. They have been with the four-horned cow these days Farm the land, or you will be beaten, which is very pitiful."

"And these kidnappers also abused them. They didn't give them food or drink, and they didn't even have a nutrient solution. If one of them hadn't worked in the canteen and had seen a cooking robot cook, they probably wouldn't last long enough to see the captain. starving."

"... Cough, is it?" Yuan Lingjun coughed lightly in embarrassment.

This is really not abuse. As a craftsman with full life skills, he never expected that there would be someone in the world starving himself to death while guarding a large piece of grain.

Is this the Interstellar version of "The Kid with a Pie Around His Neck"?

"Oh, by the way," Yuan Lingjun changed the subject and asked Jingwei, "They said they had laser guns on them when they were caught? I also remember that Dang Kang and Xuan Gui had burn marks on their bodies. Where is this gun now? ?”

Jingwei tilted his head in doubt: "Yes, I don't remember, where is the gun?"

She called out "Jingwei" and asked Dajiao Erjiao and Sanjiao beside her, "Have you seen the gun?"

"What—"

"Moo-"

"Gah-"

The cattle and sheep around the spaceship shook their heads in unison.

"Strange." Jingwei tilted his head, and stepped on Yuan Lingjun's shoulder in doubt: "How could it be thrown away out of thin air? Could it be a ghost?"

The moment the word "ghost" was blurted out, Yuan Lingjun keenly felt a cool breeze blowing around him, Yuanyuan shrank behind him and shivered secretly.

"Cough," Yuan Lingjun seriously criticized Jingwei: "Don't talk nonsense, where are the ghosts? You can't let it go just because I told you the story of "A Chinese Ghost Story" the day before yesterday. This world is materialistic."

"Material?" Jingwei was dissatisfied, she jumped into Yuan Lingjun's arms, and pecked at the place of "Shan Hai Jing", meaning: Then explain to me?

You can't just talk nonsense just because you are afraid of ghosts!

"Well, generally speaking, it's materialistic." Yuan Lingjun made a patch.

Jingwei snorted disdainfully, rolled his eyes, and turned around to ignore him, which means that you only have a small heart in your heart, and you don't have a little baby like me at all.

"Don't do this," Yuan Lingjun said helplessly.He stretched out his hand, held Jingwei in his palm, and gently combed her feathers, "Be tolerant, you are the best, right?"

"Humph."

After coaxing Yuan Lingjun for a long time, he managed to smooth Jingwei's hair. The little bird with red beak and white claws turned his face sideways, glanced arrogantly to the side, and signaled to forget it.

Yuanyuan suddenly uttered a voice, aggrieved in his mind: "Junjun, are there really ghosts in the world? It's so scary, why don't you comfort me?"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Haven't I comforted you enough?

Can you two, the jealous Shura Field, get better?

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Yuan Lingjun was in a hurry, concentrating on comforting his ball and bird, feeling like a poor man mixed between his wife and lover, suffering from devastation.

And the two pig butchers were still chattering and complaining to the captain——

"Captain! How can pigs, cows and monkeys kidnap people? It's ridiculous! There must be a mastermind on this planet!"

Captain Parrot: "..." What do you need to say?

After the nutrient solution accident just now, he quickly regained his composure, and waved his hand to signal the crew members who were guarding him to step down.

Then, Captain Parrot leaned back on the dining chair, absently listening to the chattering speculations of his two subordinates, and thought to himself boringly: Oh, it’s so annoying, there are two more promises.

……

After about a minute, Yuan Lingjun finally coaxed the ball and the bird, and the cattle and sheep surrounding the spaceship suddenly separated neatly on both sides, revealing a two-meter-wide passage.

The horns raised their heads, raised their heads to the sky and howled, and added a powerful BGM to the appearance of the host. Yuan Lingjun felt that if the conditions were not limited, they could come up with a whole set of earth-made Oscar red carpet opening ceremonies.

"Okay." Seeing Yuan Lingjun walking out from between the separated cattle and sheep, the captain raised his hand to stop the pig butchers from finishing their speech.

He stood up, politely took off his hat in the direction of Yuan Lingjun and said, "Welcome, natives of this planet."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Although Yuan Lingjun had been described by Jingwei and Yuanyuan several times, but in order to ensure safety, this was the first time he saw the captain of the spaceship with his own eyes.

The way he dresses... very captain, literally.

The captain was wearing an old, dark coffee-colored cap with a large brim and a black skull logo made of metal nailed in the center of the brim. His half-length golden curly hair was loosely tied into a small braid behind his head.

He is tall and strong, wearing tattered ring rivet hole-in-the-wall clothes. The clothes are colorful, and he probably walks in the style of rock and roll society. However, the arms and trouser legs of the hole-in-the-wall jacket have a faint metallic luster.

Yuan Lingjun looked around and found that the captain's body was not healthy. He had a metal prosthetic leg and a dexterous and powerful mechanical arm.

Thinking of the macaw in my cave, it is obvious that if the parrot perched on the captain's shoulder, then the image of the pirate captain would be perfect.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

The captain was still warmly greeting him: "Come here, sit down, do you want to drink the nutrient solution? Do you want to drink it? Then this beautiful flower is for you."

"..."

Looking at the colorful, poisonous nutrient solution on the table, Yuan Lingjun silently rolled up his sleeves.

He gave Jingwei some instructions, and the next moment, Jingwei flew into the sky far away, swooped down, and easily caught a little yellow chicken back.

The captain stared at Jing Wei, the chicken catcher, and was stunned for a moment, unable to take his eyes off her for a long time.

Little Yellow Chicken: "Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi???"

Yuan Lingjun took the little yellow chicken from Jingwei's hand, grabbed its wing root with one hand, pressed it on the table, and drew the table knife with the other hand, cutting the chicken's neck with a "shua".All of a sudden, chicken blood ran wild, dyeing the brightly colored checkered tablecloth red.

Yuan Lingjun skillfully killed the chicken, plucked its feathers, disemboweled it, then crushed the red rose that the captain gave him before, spread the fragrant flower liquid evenly on the chicken, and marinated it for a while.

Then, he raised his eyes, his black eyes were soft, a smile appeared on his handsome face, and according to Yuanyuan's translation, he said word by word:

"What kind of nutrient solution to drink, come here, I invite you to eat roast chicken."

captain:"……"

Crew: "..."

The crew took a sneak peek at the stunned captain——

This is different from what I imagined!