I am in love with the planet

Coulson obviously came prepared. The captain of the parrot chased for a distance, but the laser gun just hit its wing. The macaw lost its balance and flew unskilledly. It wobbled in the air and drew a few In the end, he had no choice but to return to his ultra-luxury bird stand.

"Parrot," he contacted the artificial intelligence left on the spaceship: "Have you deciphered Coulson's brain?"

The parrot is eating roast chicken, leaving only a small amount of memory for the captain's torture.

"What... Hiss, hot, smells so good... Oh, the password? I have deciphered it, and now I can track his location. By the way, you figured out what the imperial concubine... No, it's what First Officer Coulson wants to do ?"

The little baby who doesn't like flipping signs: I figured it out, he wants to overthrow that "wall".

"..."

Captain Parrot put down the chicken leg in his hand, and remained silent for an unprecedented three seconds. Then, he replied to the captain——

"I have ideals. In fact, this is also yours... No, it is our common ideal. Unfortunately, it is outdated."

"Oh," the parrot sighed, "I knew the first mate was so easy to go to extremes, I shouldn't have forced him to study hard, and downloaded more than a dozen tons of "300-year school exam 100-year simulation" to his personal brain. How easy is it to be a little ignorant? Let’s drink and eat meat together and watch a little movie, and it’s the most comfortable to float around in the universe to explore and hunt for treasure.”

"Yeah, if I had known..."

Following the words of the intelligent system, the captain was melancholy for a moment, and then seemed to have realized something, and quickly sent back a roaring letter full of emotion:

"Parrot!!! Give it to me! Take yours! Hehehe little movie! All! All! Delete! Drop!!!!!!

fly!Boat!superior!No!allow!May!pass!broadcast!have!Harmful!letter!interest! ! ! ! ! "

"Ah."

Yuan Lingjun heard the captain beside him snort in disdain.

Captain Parrot took a look at the last message sent back from his brain - "I don't think Coulson's situation is right, he seems to have been brainwashed by someone."

He closed the inbox, blocked the captain, and then asked Yuan Lingjun: "I don't know if you feel our sincerity?"

Yuan Lingjun looked at the forty or so strong men standing in unison in front of him, and fell silent for a while.

Yuanyuan whispered to him: "Don't be afraid, we also have younger brothers!"

After all, under his signal, the big horns, two triangles and three triangles around him took neat steps and tightened the encirclement. They showed their well-developed muscles, guarding Yuan Lingjun's side like an iron tower, and shouted to the sky together, like a thunderbolt Exploding, very imposing.

"bring it on!"

The captain gave an order.

With smiles, the strong men grabbed the horns of the cows and sheep, and pulled them to the front with all their strength, their biceps bulged, and they shouted——

"Hey! Ha!"

……

Then, the strong man began to make horses and kill chickens for the horns.

Big angle two angle triangle: "..."

stop!You bold foods, we don't make it so easy...

Ah~~~~It’s so comfortable~~~Put a little more force~~~The left side~~~The belly also needs to~~~~

The big horns, two horns, and triangles are already a group of useless horns. They lie on the ground, showing their bellies, and even their faces are covered with happy tildes.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

No prospects.

The captain proudly introduced the strong man at the head: "This is Jason, Mr. Jiegui. He used to be a farmer in his hometown! The beef and mutton produced by his family are all high-end goods, and they are sold to the Central Galaxy. Tens of thousands of federal currency!"

Jason smiled heartily, rolled up his sleeves and continued to massage the intoxicated Dajiao: "This is my family's ancestral massage technique, and the taste of the pressed meat is absolutely delicious. If you are in a good mood, the meat will be good. This is the top of the livestock farming industry." Secret!"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Dajiao was still comfortably "baa~~~~", Yuan Lingjun listened to Yuanyuan's translation and mourned for him.

Changyou took a sneak peek from behind the cattle and sheep, shyly showing half of his face, the heart-shaped face was flushed, a little eager to try, but also a little timid.

A crew member saw it, smiled and waved towards it.

Chang You shrank back timidly, but saw the crew member reach out to touch his waist, and took out a handful of nuts.

⊙v⊙

Nuts!

Changyou couldn't hold back the temptation, and jumped and ran over. His long arms grabbed the nuts and wanted to run away, but the crew suddenly reached out and scratched its chin.

Changyou: "..."

The crew scratched its armpit again.

Changyou: ⊙o⊙!

The crew scratched its belly again.

Long right: ⊙u⊙~~~

Who am I, where am I, and what do I do?

Yuan Lingjun looked helplessly, and there was a flattened waste monkey on the ground.

While enjoying the private VIP tickling service, it kept saying "Aiyo~Aiyo~Aiyo~~~", with a rippling expression and a mellow voice, people who don't know it will think it is What disharmonious things are done in the weathered place.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

The blond, blue-eyed, tall and slender sailor lowered his crew cap, scratched his long right ear, and looked at him with a kind smile on his handsome face: "Our family used to live in the forest, fighting with animals all day long. Partner, after the forest was logged and urbanized, a chain of circuses opened."

Yuan Lingjun looked at his monkey-handling skills and sighed to himself.

Next, another crew member went to wash the turtle's shell and brush Dangkang's hair, so as to take care of all the strange beasts in the mountains and seas comfortably.

A waste pig, a waste turtle, a waste monkey, and many waste horns were lying on the ground, and they all lay together, exposing their bellies comfortably to bask in the sun, feeling that the animal life had reached Dzogchen.

Jingwei: "Hmph!"

Yuan Lingjun knew that she didn't despise the spirit beasts to be ashamed, but that she was psychologically unbalanced. She felt that they were all served by people, so why didn't she have one.That "Hum" means "Me too!"

"Shall I comb your hair?" Yuan Lingjun comforted her.

At this time, Captain Parrot himself came over, he took out a rose from the vase, brought it to Jingwei, and said to her politely: "This beautiful and capable Miss Bird, you don't know us. Can you take a deeper look at it, the kind that rushes to lay many, many eggs."

Jingwei: "..."

"rogue!"

Yuan Lingjun was in a bad mood, and shouted: "Hold your head!"

Sure enough, in the next moment, Jingwei flew into the air, and the drawstring of the kit bag was pulled out, and countless small stones fell like raindrops, making the captain of the Parrot brand jingle all over.

Changyou: "Hey~~"

It shook its head, thinking of the experience of being knocked unconscious by a small stone, it felt sorry for it.

·

Captain Parrot was fine in the end. He regretted that since Miss Bird was unwilling to get to know each other in depth, the two of them could slowly develop their relationship.

Jingwei: "..." Go to hell!

Yuan Lingjun held a democratic and fair vote on whether to accept the spaceship.

Although Jingwei was furious, and she expressed her desire to destroy these hooligans at first glance, but her one vote of no was finally wiped out in favor of monkeys, turtles, pigs, and countless horned hands (claws) and feet (hooves) among.

Yuanyuan firmly voted for it based on the principle that if the little baby doesn't like something, the little one will like it.

In the end, Yuan Lingjun was the only one who withdrew his raised hand under Jingwei's mortal gaze and abstained.

"I can't help it," Yuan Lingjun held her little baby and comforted her: "The captain said that if we allow the spaceship to stay temporarily, he can give me a share of the hundreds of seasonings collected in the spaceship cafeteria. crop seeds."

"You bought you with just one seasoning?!" Jingwei said angrily.

"There are peppers and Chinese prickly ash in it," Yuan Lingjun said, "Don't tell me you don't want to eat hot pot."

Jingwei: "..."

I think so much.

So she hummed and stopped talking.

The temporary stay of the "Parrot" on the planet was decided so happily. Yuan Lingjun shook hands with the captain of the Parrot brand, and delineated half the planet's activity range for them, and at the same time distributed some of the captain's rice, millet, millet , wheat, and bean seeds, and told them that they could farm beside the East China Sea with the horns.

As for how to plant, the captain said that there is no need to worry, some of the crew have been engaged in planting before.

"My family has been farmers for three generations~" A sailor with a dark complexion and pointed ears showed a mouthful of white teeth. His teeth were a bit sharp, like a little devil in western legends.

"Then do you know how agricultural tools are made?" Yuan Lingjun became interested and discussed technical issues with him: "For example, plows, millstones, and waterwheels."

Yuanyuan couldn't translate the last few words, so Yuan Lingjun used a branch to draw a sketch on the ground for the crew to see.

"Of course," the crew laughed when they saw it, and he said: "Although it is popular to use large-scale agricultural machinery to cultivate land and open large-scale fully automatic farms in the central galaxy, in my hometown, everyone still likes to go to the fields by themselves, after all , the crops irrigated with sweat are the most delicious!"

He added and modified the sketch drawn by Yuan Lingjun, carefully introduced the function of each component, and drew several new agricultural tools by the way.

"Three-legged columbine, roller shaft, and grain lifter, all of these are very useful!"

Yuan Lingjun nodded repeatedly, memorized the drawings in his mind, thought about the production steps, then looked at the horns on the ground with kind eyes, smiled and said: "If you like it, just lie down for a while, good boy. I will give you Quyuan tomorrow." When the plow and stone mill are produced, one day can do the work of the original three days, are you happy?"

Corners:

"Bah~~~"

"Moo~~~"

"Gah~~~"

Intoxicated by the killing of chickens, they trembled, and for some reason felt a chill behind their backs.